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257851  dobbiesdoogs: happy birthday benjamin button

257851  Mr. Butt: 1.00

257863  ignatz: .. also 3 and 4 are in the wrong order

257854  Bohab: Lovely little leveretts

257858  ignatz: The floor IS lava

257825  Warrax: This leaves open so many other wonderful possibilities.

257797  Clim Tinties: good life hack

257859  ignatz: Too high then too low

257818  Spazstatic: Smiling Dog Crew is a bunch of people who are typically really good pilots but rarely take mercy. I typically try to avoid them just in case they are in a bad mood.

257855  sparename: This would look even worse with ketchup. Or mayo...

257863  Prefuse: 2nd from left is perfect

257863  ignatz: ... Cappuccino?

257855  Solemn: -PRRRT-

257855  ignatz: You gotta be shittin' me..

257844  Not A Bot: For puzzles everybody knows you start with the fucking corner pieces.

257770  p nut: Dying @Mr. Shine...

257850  Peter Pantsless: Vehicular manslaughter WITH STYLE!

257844  Sadbot: I'll take anything on the PS2 over the weird jumpy textures of the first PS

257809  Greifer: and now to something completely different

257850  Solemn: Life at Andy's house wasn't the same after Mrs. Nesbitt discovered clubbing.

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257824 WannaBee: Chicks with blocks and clocks come.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?



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Score:
439
 
 duckfarts: goddamn kids
 CuriouSir: its a goat, see?
 PenguinBartender: Things are looking ba-a-a-a-a-d. *slinks away*
 Micro Jackson: Goatsy
 Bitcoin Burglar: Goat on the right went on to scream about feminism online.
 Warrax: When goats attack, on the next sick sad world!
 Scoo: Totes McGoats
Image 92588   03-24-16   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
553
 
 LKoroton: Handsome Helicoprion doesn't deserve your rejection
 LKoroton: Jabd
 Mr. Shine: @SomeCanadian Nobody loves Craig. Poor guy.
 SomeCanadian: @Mr. Shine Urgh God here comes Craig. NOTHING CRAIG! Is he gone?
 KL1NGON: If it grabbed you with that jaw those fins would slice you like Ginzu knives.
 Mr. Shine: "Hay, guysh! Whatsh goin' on?"
 inthrees: Evolution, stahp. What are you doing evolution. I don't need a spiral jaw. Staaahp. What's that? Ladies select for most chompers? Gotta get tooth-swole.
 ninetailorochimaru: The spiral is within all of us
 iwash: Fuck. I can't stop biting my lip today
Image 92587   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Idontknowszz
Score:
519
 
 elronhubard: Don't talk to me or my son ever again
 cakefizzle: Don't talk to me or my son ever again
 San DoDo: You will learn little one
 Ouroborus: MORSEL! get in my belly!
 KL1NGON: By the time you're almost grown you'll be harvested.
 Yam: Don't worry little egg-with-head. One day you will be noodle-with-head.
 PenguinBartender: You WILL stick your head into the ground and you WILL like it, stop embarrassing me.
Image 92586   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
332
 
 indolentia: found bigfoot!
 Moldred: covered wagon dealership?
 wampastompa: hands up dont shoot
 Donut: Woo. Spring breeeeeak!
 KL1NGON: Well, that's one of the Ent-wives at least.
 2Berries: I am tree-holio, i need moss for my knothole
 iwash: The Lazer Lords live action movie is looking interesting
Image 92585   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
209
 
 fakeplastic: @zazzer but sex IS a resource (non fungible)! Fact of the matter is that people will always pay good money for good sex. Assets! Market flood! Bear market! Economics words! Game theory?
 LKoroton: Seems Friendly Spaceship is a postmodern haven
 shitshow: children! cover your ears, the grownups are talking about secks again!
 ShamWOW: @toxicdel Sex shouldn't be earned either. It's not a fungible resources with value. You're reducing a relationship to a transaction.
 Janston: I thought the haha was the blue slide in the background that looks kind of phallic.
 time is wastin: @zazzer to say that hyper-masculinity causes bad things, and then say - because of that - that we must deconstruct all of masculinity, is wrong. That's like saying that because hyper-nationalism causes bad things (and it does), we should all reject any form of pride in any country whatsoever.
 KL1NGON: @zazzer - Better to be rejected and move on than spending the next few years finding out that the fantasy was far better.
 Knice: @zazzer I believe that, although we're free to feel however we choose, we should be accountable for what and how we share. And to me, the bottom line is that whining of any sort is usually worthy of ridicule.
 courtney: @a robot I completely agree, but what worries me is that hypermasculinity shames people for being rejected and progressivism shames them for being upset by being upset for it. Ultimately then, we need to deconstruct the idea of masculinity in its entirety, and with it monogamy and a culture that values sexual 'conquest.'
 Mr. Butt: American Gothic
 a robot: @zazzer If you tell someone that you like them and want a relationship, but the other person says they dont feel the same way, the adult thing to do is move on. I know people can't just turn off feelings and moving on can be hard. Complaining about being in the friendzone is basically being immature and not accepting reality. Having feelings for someone who doesnt reciprocate them doesnt make you a bad person, but complaining about it online and acting like a woman owes you sex simply for being nice, well, that might constitute being a bad person.
 Anus: Meanwhile, Jared from Subway patiently sidestrokes around the pool. He whispers softly to himself, "Soon..."
 brown tony: Girls are mean.
 danny: @Knice A part of me wants to stop shaming young men that are frustrated by unreciprocated romantic advances. It seems like a natural response to the unenviable position of a friend not wanting more from a relationship. Which is not to suggest it isn't co-opted by a trainload of asshats that think they deserve sex. I feel like I'm going against internet-progressive dogma by saying this though. That I need to remind myself that rejected men need to be ground into the mud, and made to understand that their negative feelings contribute to a culture that hates women and loves violence towards them.
 Warrax: "Why are you sad, brother? Is it because of your hair?"
 KL1NGON: In sixty years they will look almost exactly the same.
 Knice: I predict a few "Friendzone" laments in this boy's future.
Image 92584   03-24-16   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
154
 
 arock: Vincent D'onofrio - Method Actor.
 waxymom: Holy shit
 DrinkMixMan: Hey, wait a minute. There's just one of him? I've been lied to my whole life.
 GroanWorthy: I'm just waiting for the interviewer to complete his metamorphisis into Richard D. James, who is interviewing Richard D. James in a bad hat.
 KL1NGON: Go to any awards show, dress like a complete douche, people will take selfies with you and and someone will interview you.
 Mattixvii: Not nearly horrifying enough to be aphex twin.
Image 92583   03-24-16   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
750
 
 junglediseases: Easter Bunny got mad slacks.
 indolentia: ransom.jpg
 Borkf: HAPPY EASTER AGGRONAUTS!
 Ouroborus: Ironically the Easter Bunny is terrified of children, though his tear ducts were burned out in the Holiday wars.
 PenguinBartender: HELLO CHILDREN, I HAVE LEFT MANY SMALL COLORFUL GIFTS FOR YOU TO FIND -- WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
 KL1NGON: If only they hadn't used the dismembered head of a mutant animal perhaps.
 a robot: New Aphex Twin video
 iwash: Wake up, Donnie
Image 92582   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
402
 
 antabuse is the cure: Hmmm... but how does he wear pants?
 duckfarts: the chavformation is complete
 Muncharito Beanworld: Meanwhile in Russia..
 kittylitter: Anubis, in chilly climes
 Donut: @SomeCanadian Kos he...dodges bullets, Avi.
 SomeCanadian: Why to they call him 'bullet dodger'?
 Unbathed: Wearing a jacket, right?
 SoyUnPerdedor: Boris the Enforcer
Image 92581   03-24-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
348
 
 duckfarts: @Mr. Shine It's Mr. Gill!
 bigjim: In fact what america does with brown peop
 Christina: Magicarps are real!
 Ouroborus: A strange fishing method... but OK.
 Anus: Stupid fish, caught trying to sneak into a movie. You don't have to pay to get in, stupid fish!
 Mr. Shine: "Oh NOOOOOOOO!"
Image 92580   03-24-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
696
 
 Borkf: My opinion is unwanted.
 TFChicken: God damn does this make me hetero
 DrinkMixMan: I'm dribbling
 nlx27: Muy simpatico! buenas tetas!
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: Side ball isn't nearly as sexy as sideboob.
 nightmarez: Basketballs would be to big I guess.
 Scoo: juniorhigh.jpg
 Unbathed: Tights or tats? Can't tell.
 SoyUnPerdedor: This gets my seal of approval *STAMP*
 killerjunglist: Introducing the actual sports bra
 Mr. Shine: Yes, THIS I would watch. Sports all over the place!
 Knice: Now that's how to sport the sporting-balls.
Image 92579   03-24-16   Uploaded by    eider
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