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234015  Teechur: Oh, you use whinny-dos. I prefer Apples

234016  Teechur: The router wasn't the problem anyway. Look at the printer "PC load letter"

234017  Teechur: @addend I don't think those two are interested in "birds"

234019  Teechur: I was going to say this can go to hell, but I think that's where it came from.

234020  Teechur: @Sadbot Don't worry! It looks like threads he pulled from that poly tarp on the ground.

234020  barfolomew: I sure hope that's an ambulance down there.

234016  Zukero: There was a spider on it.

234019  addend: @Yurishiro We can talk later. Just eat up!

234020  Sadbot: the OSHA thread makes me hella anxious

234018  Sadbot: but why, I'm already sleepy

234019  tib gubb: new contra game looking good

234017  addend: "Now where is this Big Bird we keep hearing about?"

234019  Yurishiro: I'm at a loss for words

233988  barfolomew: You know what would remedy this? A straw!

234015  addend: "Lemme get Ctrl and Alt, then you press Delete, okay?"

233999  barfolomew: @Ulillillia I actually live near this, it's quite uncomfortable to lie down in. It's far too narrow at the bottom.

234018  Yurishiro: Jason McLargemouth

234009  Yurishiro: @addend I couldn't.

234010  Yurishiro: That was the weirdest bachelor party

234012  Yurishiro: Kanye Worst

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233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

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233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

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Score:
553
 
 LKoroton: Handsome Helicoprion doesn't deserve your rejection
 LKoroton: Jabd
 Mr. Shine: @SomeCanadian Nobody loves Craig. Poor guy.
 SomeCanadian: @Mr. Shine Urgh God here comes Craig. NOTHING CRAIG! Is he gone?
 KL1NGON: If it grabbed you with that jaw those fins would slice you like Ginzu knives.
 Mr. Shine: "Hay, guysh! Whatsh goin' on?"
 inthrees: Evolution, stahp. What are you doing evolution. I don't need a spiral jaw. Staaahp. What's that? Ladies select for most chompers? Gotta get tooth-swole.
 ninetailorochimaru: The spiral is within all of us
 iwash: Fuck. I can't stop biting my lip today
Image 92587   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Idontknowszz
Score:
519
 
 elronhubard: Don't talk to me or my son ever again
 cakefizzle: Don't talk to me or my son ever again
 San DoDo: You will learn little one
 Ouroborus: MORSEL! get in my belly!
 KL1NGON: By the time you're almost grown you'll be harvested.
 Yam: Don't worry little egg-with-head. One day you will be noodle-with-head.
 PenguinBartender: You WILL stick your head into the ground and you WILL like it, stop embarrassing me.
Image 92586   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
332
 
 indolentia: found bigfoot!
 Moldred: covered wagon dealership?
 wampastompa: hands up dont shoot
 Donut: Woo. Spring breeeeeak!
 KL1NGON: Well, that's one of the Ent-wives at least.
 2Berries: I am tree-holio, i need moss for my knothole
 iwash: The Lazer Lords live action movie is looking interesting
Image 92585   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
209
 
 fakeplastic: @zazzer but sex IS a resource (non fungible)! Fact of the matter is that people will always pay good money for good sex. Assets! Market flood! Bear market! Economics words! Game theory?
 LKoroton: Seems Friendly Spaceship is a postmodern haven
 shitshow: children! cover your ears, the grownups are talking about secks again!
 ShamWOW: @toxicdel Sex shouldn't be earned either. It's not a fungible resources with value. You're reducing a relationship to a transaction.
 Janston: I thought the haha was the blue slide in the background that looks kind of phallic.
 time is wastin: @zazzer to say that hyper-masculinity causes bad things, and then say - because of that - that we must deconstruct all of masculinity, is wrong. That's like saying that because hyper-nationalism causes bad things (and it does), we should all reject any form of pride in any country whatsoever.
 KL1NGON: @zazzer - Better to be rejected and move on than spending the next few years finding out that the fantasy was far better.
 Knice: @zazzer I believe that, although we're free to feel however we choose, we should be accountable for what and how we share. And to me, the bottom line is that whining of any sort is usually worthy of ridicule.
 courtney: @a robot I completely agree, but what worries me is that hypermasculinity shames people for being rejected and progressivism shames them for being upset by being upset for it. Ultimately then, we need to deconstruct the idea of masculinity in its entirety, and with it monogamy and a culture that values sexual 'conquest.'
 Mr. Butt: American Gothic
 a robot: @zazzer If you tell someone that you like them and want a relationship, but the other person says they dont feel the same way, the adult thing to do is move on. I know people can't just turn off feelings and moving on can be hard. Complaining about being in the friendzone is basically being immature and not accepting reality. Having feelings for someone who doesnt reciprocate them doesnt make you a bad person, but complaining about it online and acting like a woman owes you sex simply for being nice, well, that might constitute being a bad person.
 Anus: Meanwhile, Jared from Subway patiently sidestrokes around the pool. He whispers softly to himself, "Soon..."
 brown tony: Girls are mean.
 danny: @Knice A part of me wants to stop shaming young men that are frustrated by unreciprocated romantic advances. It seems like a natural response to the unenviable position of a friend not wanting more from a relationship. Which is not to suggest it isn't co-opted by a trainload of asshats that think they deserve sex. I feel like I'm going against internet-progressive dogma by saying this though. That I need to remind myself that rejected men need to be ground into the mud, and made to understand that their negative feelings contribute to a culture that hates women and loves violence towards them.
 Warrax: "Why are you sad, brother? Is it because of your hair?"
 KL1NGON: In sixty years they will look almost exactly the same.
 Knice: I predict a few "Friendzone" laments in this boy's future.
Image 92584   03-24-16   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
154
 
 arock: Vincent D'onofrio - Method Actor.
 waxymom: Holy shit
 DrinkMixMan: Hey, wait a minute. There's just one of him? I've been lied to my whole life.
 GroanWorthy: I'm just waiting for the interviewer to complete his metamorphisis into Richard D. James, who is interviewing Richard D. James in a bad hat.
 KL1NGON: Go to any awards show, dress like a complete douche, people will take selfies with you and and someone will interview you.
 Mattixvii: Not nearly horrifying enough to be aphex twin.
Image 92583   03-24-16   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
750
 
 junglediseases: Easter Bunny got mad slacks.
 indolentia: ransom.jpg
 Borkf: HAPPY EASTER AGGRONAUTS!
 Ouroborus: Ironically the Easter Bunny is terrified of children, though his tear ducts were burned out in the Holiday wars.
 PenguinBartender: HELLO CHILDREN, I HAVE LEFT MANY SMALL COLORFUL GIFTS FOR YOU TO FIND -- WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
 KL1NGON: If only they hadn't used the dismembered head of a mutant animal perhaps.
 a robot: New Aphex Twin video
 iwash: Wake up, Donnie
Image 92582   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
402
 
 antabuse is the cure: Hmmm... but how does he wear pants?
 duckfarts: the chavformation is complete
 Muncharito Beanworld: Meanwhile in Russia..
 Robespierre: Anubis, in chilly climes
 Donut: @SomeCanadian Kos he...dodges bullets, Avi.
 SomeCanadian: Why to they call him 'bullet dodger'?
 Unbathed: Wearing a jacket, right?
 SoyUnPerdedor: Boris the Enforcer
Image 92581   03-24-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
348
 
 duckfarts: @Mr. Shine It's Mr. Gill!
 bigjim: In fact what america does with brown peop
 Christina: Magicarps are real!
 Ouroborus: A strange fishing method... but OK.
 Anus: Stupid fish, caught trying to sneak into a movie. You don't have to pay to get in, stupid fish!
 Mr. Shine: "Oh NOOOOOOOO!"
Image 92580   03-24-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
696
 
 Borkf: My opinion is unwanted.
 TFChicken: God damn does this make me hetero
 DrinkMixMan: I'm dribbling
 nlx27: Muy simpatico! buenas tetas!
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: Side ball isn't nearly as sexy as sideboob.
 nightmarez: Basketballs would be to big I guess.
 Scoo: juniorhigh.jpg
 Unbathed: Tights or tats? Can't tell.
 SoyUnPerdedor: This gets my seal of approval *STAMP*
 killerjunglist: Introducing the actual sports bra
 Mr. Shine: Yes, THIS I would watch. Sports all over the place!
 Knice: Now that's how to sport the sporting-balls.
Image 92579   03-24-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
190
 
 redmonkey3: muuuch more like fedora/trilby/neckbeard special hat on L silloutte - just sayin'
 duckfarts: bodies
 DrinkMixMan: Roses are red, violets are blue; my anime's real and she's my waifu
 ModelTRex: Roses are red, my girlfriend is blue. I like sex in my truck, and necrophilia, too!
 DrinkMixMan: TL;DR: let's fuck in a truck
 KL1NGON: @Knice - At least 2 tons, and it's gonna need every once of that payload capacity.
 KL1NGON: Her neck is red? It's probably a rash caused by a starving brain.
 topcity: you think this is funny?
 Mr. Shine: @a robot I never said it wasn't
 Kohapi: "Clem, say somethin soft and mushy." "Aww, shit"
 fridaynight: Wanna eat some pudding?
 Warrax: "I wish I knew how to quit you"
 a robot: @Mr. Shine Brokeback Mountain was a pretty good movie
 Mr. Shine: Two . . . .dudes?
 Dabajabaza: I like waxing poetic, especially if it leads to indecent exposure.
 Knice: tons.
Image 92578   03-24-16   Uploaded by    jeffrey
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