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248428  tib gubb: delicious

248672  BavidDowie: My Luigi Board informed me that I am pergerant

248762  Dr Awkward: @E. HONDA what kind of cookies do Keebler Orcs make?

248767  Sadbot: What if a Wrangler was a mini-van but also a Humvee?

248769  Dr Awkward: Aw shuck. Spent our grain budget on armaments again

248763  Dr Awkward: When you get an IUD placed, you're supposed to take a drug 12-24 hours in advance to "ripen the cervix" which is likely the worst phrase I've ever heard.

248757  raditzu: still worth it ! XD

248689  BavidDowie: baboushpup

248761  jochenau: noooo my bibliophobia

248692  BavidDowie: l'acqua frizzante

248454  tib gubb: cup o' bun

248755  Sadbot: Fartparty USA, m'lords and ladies!

248705  BavidDowie: Is this the end of The Giver?

248763  Sadbot: youtu.be/…

248736  BavidDowie: dooglie-eyes

248765  Sadbot: We're a culture, not a costume

248742  BavidDowie: He told them they didn't need to wash their hands. Also that what you say is more important than what you eat bc it just ends up as shit anyway.

248749  BavidDowie: @Telkwa until recently there was an ATM in Vatican City with Latin as an option

248701  Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248759  addend: Well? That kitty ain't gonna clean itself.

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Score:
438
 
 Micro Jackson: I thaw this already
 Heh: @Grandmas Ghost It ain't easy being green.
 Grandmas Ghost: I think that's kermit
 Amy Housewine: "I ATEN'T DEAD"
 Anus: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!
 Noremak: Looks like the Animal Planet rendition of The Shining.
 PenguinBartender: "Why can't everyone just be more [iced] tea?"
 Teechur: @SomeCanadian There are too many. The shipping costs alone would be prohibitive!
 SomeCanadian: @Teechur I recommend you capture this specimen and ship it over to my lab for study and dissection.
 Agamemnon Triforce: You know who else freezes in the winter, blood stops flowing, stops breathing, heart stops beating and stops moving but when she thaws out resumes normal livong? MY MOM!
 Teechur: There is a species of student in my classroom that goes dormant every day. Its eyes glaze over and it starts to drool. Its brain function completely shuts down. However, when the bell rings, the student's body reanimates and it returns to normal life.
 fling: And if the frog would GET OFF ITS ASS and GET A JOB, this wouldn't happen every goddamn winter.
 SomeCanadian: This, however, is not that frog. It is quite dead.
 Knice: It's toad as fuck out there.
 camellia: k
Image 92518   03-24-16   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
536
 
 LKoroton: @doop welcome to almost everywhere!
 Redback: Yeehaw
 suckit: Thanks Obama
 doop: Welcome to America.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Too bad you just spent 16 years in school, all the jobs in your field just dried up, are no longer relevant or were outsourced. Thanks for choosing our school though!
 Knice: Align your pins, dammit.
 SomeCanadian: Academia.jpg
 Mr. Whiskers: Work for a College Debt Collector! Earn commission on your own debt!
Image 92517   03-24-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
495
 
 jonz: @Catcat damn
 Picklepuss: needs Amok Time music
 Micro Jackson: Pretty much every night at my house
 Redback: At gunpoint, though
 Agamemnon Triforce: When orgies attack.
 doop: Is that God back there? He's watching over everything, the kinky bastard!
 Anus: When I lived in a bad neighborhood I used to sleep with a baby tucked right under my bed, and another one under the driver seat of my car.
 ur mom: i know that feel
 Bungle: Haha wow, this takes me back.
 Catcat: BEAT THEM WITH THEIR OWN KIND
Image 92516   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
406
 
 killerjunglist: "Henno! Nu you nyike my new byunny nose? Its nee nyatest ning!"
 willowsprite: They didn't even try.
 Anus: Now will you finally agree to make that sequel I wrote a screenplay for? "2 girls, one cup: Tokyo Drift"
 Amy Housewine: Is it just a hairclip? That would actually explain the slight moistening of her eyes and the fact that she looks like she's gritting her chompers. She's in tremendous pain.
 a robot: My nose is a butterfly, your argument is invalid.
 Zukero: Maybe, if your actual nose is really fucked up, this might help you look better. REALLY really fucked up.
 jochenau: Does it come in designs other than "rocket-powered moth"?
 Mr.Cadwallader: finally, I've been saying for years that girls really need something to jazz up their noses
 WTF: "With the beauty nose you will get noticed when you go out! Meet new people and make new friends easily!"
 cassette1: For moles, yes.
Image 92515   03-24-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
395
 
 redmonkey3: @a robot - Why is his hair a natural color ?
 redpeepee: Every time you hot glue, Jesus-san kills a kitten.
 PooFlinger: Weeaboo Jesus
 hnnngh: I want to see him go Super Saiyan.
 a robot: Why is his beard so pointy?
 Zukero: What a spoiler ! They're giving the answer before they even finish the question.
 Catcat: Anime Jesus? Maybe I should give Islam a try
 Manu Shinobili: Chist-dono!!
 Knice: Jeebu-san!
Image 92514   03-24-16   Uploaded by    killerjunglist
Score:
616
 
 redmonkey3: @willowsprite - two could be required... work limitations and such; perhaps identical twins ?
 willowsprite: @redmonkey3 Hm, maybe I should find myself a service animal that prevents me from conversing with jerks.
 redmonkey3: @willowsprite - still a better seat / aisle mate than horrid screaching shit, spit & splarge generating little spawn...
 redmonkey3: @Donut - she alerts me to the presence of the narrow minded, the religious and republicrats... she stays quite busy.
 willowsprite: @redmonkey3 @Donut what about, yknow, poop and stuff. And if your neighbour is allergic...
 Donut: @redmonkey3 Service Gator?
 redmonkey3: @willowsprite @Donut - or just buy a ticket; carriers such profligate whore scum these days you could stroll into business class with pet gator if the Vet Certs were in order....
 redmonkey3: @willowsprite @Donut - SERVICE ANIMAL!
 willowsprite: @Donut never said it was.
 Donut: @willowsprite How is it any better to stuff them in a box and put them with the luggage?
 Uncle Phil: @willowsprite Was on a flight with a parakeet once.
 Uncle Phil: Maybe if she put the phone down while giving the safety demo people would give a shit
 Borkf: @KyleisBobDole Lies!
 willowsprite: Where's the post? And how is having a dog in the cabin legal?
 KyleisBobDole: @Borkf True story: I once told a true story that was prefaced with the words "true story".
 entropy: Cute AF
 Stanley Pain: Safety Pupper
 Catcat: That dog just wants to join the mile high club
 FeckingBirdsAgain: If I watch the safety demo do I get a treat?
 Borkf: Then why aren't we seeing that caption? No telling of a true story has ever been prefaced with "true story"
 Knice: Cool story.
Image 92513   03-24-16   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
427
 
 Super star fails100: Aww such an adorable puppy I should help the dog on the swing
Image 92512   03-24-16   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
321
 
 LKoroton: @doop me too, because I work with paper
 Borkf: @willowsprite I let the truth get in the way of a good story, didn't I? Let's pretend I said that she dissolved her tongue or something.
 doop: I have honestly never seen a person do this in my life. It's never even occurred to me before. Some people are really too stupid to be alive.
 willowsprite: @Borkf your story kept building up, then it let me down. ;)
 Wet farts: I've been doing it wrong all along.
 Knice: @Borkf That's the best way to suck on something.
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian Those things are expensive, so we don't have them for everywhere in the building we need to pipette. Still, there was one Sat on the bench along with a 3-valve bulb, but she still sucked on it like someone with special needs.
 SomeCanadian: I've been told this since high school and I still wonder WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!? What temptation is there now that everyone has auto-pipettes?
 Catcat: @WTF "knew" being the operative word
 Borkf: I had someone borrow my lab equipment a little while back. She picked the only unwashed glass pipette that's labeled "ACID ONLY" and pipetted something by mouth (that wasn't acid). She's lucky she didn't burn her lips on the residual sulfuric acid that was in that thing.
 WTF: I knew a guy who would routinely pipette neurotoxin solutions by mouth.
 Warezlock: Son, that's some sloppy science right there.
 poetrysucks: @Knice Like a donut, only in the shape of a cross.
 Catcat: Here, at Retarded Science Labs, we don't generate electricity from potatoes, because we eat them raw and pass out from food poisoning
 Knice: What's a doxnot?
Image 92511   03-24-16   Uploaded by    killerjunglist
Score:
474
 
 Micro Jackson: He's is impersonating me! And, doing a damn good job
 eider: "I'm the captain now"
 Amy Housewine: "Yesh, my name ish admiral shir John... *hic*... Jellicoe".
 WTF: ...and he claimed to be Alan Hale, Jr.
 Amy Housewine: Tossed on the open wave, Seaman Staines, Roger the cabin boy, etc etc etc
 Mr. Whiskers: I'd let him in for that. I'd pretend I totally bought the disguise, too. Like full salute and "Thank you for your service"
 skillet: Did it work?
Image 92510   03-24-16   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
615
 
 AutoDisaster: Homer Simpson is a... brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.
 dangerous dave: Didn't Homer Simpson design this car?
 Micro Jackson: Lady Penelope!
 werterland: We get it, Adele, you're super-rich.
 Turts: "No FAT Chicks, car will scrape" #92451
 copunter: grills gone wild
 willowsprite: Oh, behave!
 Capital: @Catcat that monster's got ten turrets!
 Morpen Lungus: Engine so heavy 2 wheels couldn't hold it?
 Air Biscuit: Ohh the stuff parker had to put up with.
 Sauce Packets: The Touchstone of Chav-dom - totally faboo
 Borkf: Don't mock her, shell get her butler to gun you the fuck down.
 FeckingBirdsAgain: Thunderbirds are go!
 Grandmaster Fat: Very shagadelic
 Catcat: How many back wheels does this monster have?
 Mr. Butt: I am sexually attracted to flannel.
 Knice: @Rurbo Drumoble This isn't Make-a-Wish; but I hope you feel better soon.
 VoR: Dem hubs
 ur mom: ugh i had it with these hipster chicks
Image 92509   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
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