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198776  Science: His XXX is only 75? Mine is so high that I have modifiers.

198781  Science: @Felicity: Aryan refers to the Indo-Iranian peoples. It's more of a social term, but dipsticks co-opted it as a racial thing. It's been pretty much discredited at any rate.

198845  Meow: but seriously friends, befuddle is befuddle no matter the situation

198796  Science: My pup ate an entire loaf of bread when he was around 3 months old. I'm seriously surprised he didn't explode that day.

198845  Meow: we've all been there

198812  Science: I'm not going to say what I want to say about Carla Gugino.

198845  BavidDowie: In Soviet Russia...

198830  ArchStanton: Retrograde motion is real.

198320  ArchStanton: @Felicity it does look suspiciously like him. Heel, toe. Heel, toe

198840  karmakat: creepy...

198849  Knice: This porn is old.

181905  ChubbyBuddy: #HUW

198837  karmakat: at least daddy is support mommy's back during the 'attack'.

198841  Yam: Right in the streets, left in the sheets

198833  Yam: Stranger thins

198838  Yam: This post exists as a superposition of rad and bad until fanny observes it

198762  wolfpk: Modern art?

198842  Not A Bot: I vant to suck your bidi-bidi-bidi-blood!

198786  wolfpk: Really kinky insectality

198835  Donut: "Hand over the dog and no one gets probed."

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198757 Meow: That's ok, you wont live that much longer anyways

198637 Borkf: @White Rice "You have my axe!"

198642 ignatz: @Christina Krekt.

198667 Teechur: @Nopetology That happened to my brother near Boston!

198671 Skaalar: Seriously, fuck seagulls. They're almost as bad as pandas.

198673 Mr. Shine: Meri$$a was last seen in a selfie posted noon today. . . .

198649 ignatz: @White Rice No wukkas spacefriend :)

198696 Teechur: @tib gubb Our administration is a major SOMEthing, alright.

198639 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Exactly. I have a bigot cousin (still family, but c'mon); whenever he says something horrible, he cites the first amendment. He hates it when I say that that same amendment lets me call him an asshole for it

198699 tib gubb: not sorry



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Score:
438
 
 Micro Jackson: I thaw this already
 Heh: @Grandmas Ghost It ain't easy being green.
 Grandmas Ghost: I think that's kermit
 Amy Housewine: "I ATEN'T DEAD"
 Anus: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!
 Noremak: Looks like the Animal Planet rendition of The Shining.
 PenguinBartender: "Why can't everyone just be more [iced] tea?"
 Teechur: @SomeCanadian There are too many. The shipping costs alone would be prohibitive!
 SomeCanadian: @Teechur I recommend you capture this specimen and ship it over to my lab for study and dissection.
 Agamemnon Triforce: You know who else freezes in the winter, blood stops flowing, stops breathing, heart stops beating and stops moving but when she thaws out resumes normal livong? MY MOM!
 Teechur: There is a species of student in my classroom that goes dormant every day. Its eyes glaze over and it starts to drool. Its brain function completely shuts down. However, when the bell rings, the student's body reanimates and it returns to normal life.
 fling: And if the frog would GET OFF ITS ASS and GET A JOB, this wouldn't happen every goddamn winter.
 SomeCanadian: This, however, is not that frog. It is quite dead.
 Knice: It's toad as fuck out there.
 Ulillillia: k
Image 92518   03-24-16   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
536
 
 LKoroton: @doop welcome to almost everywhere!
 Redback: Yeehaw
 suckit: Thanks Obama
 doop: Welcome to America.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Too bad you just spent 16 years in school, all the jobs in your field just dried up, are no longer relevant or were outsourced. Thanks for choosing our school though!
 Knice: Align your pins, dammit.
 SomeCanadian: Academia.jpg
 Mr. Whiskers: Work for a College Debt Collector! Earn commission on your own debt!
Image 92517   03-24-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
495
 
 jonz: @Catcat damn
 Picklepuss: needs Amok Time music
 Micro Jackson: Pretty much every night at my house
 Redback: At gunpoint, though
 Agamemnon Triforce: When orgies attack.
 doop: Is that God back there? He's watching over everything, the kinky bastard!
 Anus: When I lived in a bad neighborhood I used to sleep with a baby tucked right under my bed, and another one under the driver seat of my car.
 ur mom: i know that feel
 Bungle: Haha wow, this takes me back.
 Catcat: BEAT THEM WITH THEIR OWN KIND
Image 92516   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
406
 
 killerjunglist: "Henno! Nu you nyike my new byunny nose? Its nee nyatest ning!"
 willowsprite: They didn't even try.
 Anus: Now will you finally agree to make that sequel I wrote a screenplay for? "2 girls, one cup: Tokyo Drift"
 Amy Housewine: Is it just a hairclip? That would actually explain the slight moistening of her eyes and the fact that she looks like she's gritting her chompers. She's in tremendous pain.
 a robot: My nose is a butterfly, your argument is invalid.
 Zukero: Maybe, if your actual nose is really fucked up, this might help you look better. REALLY really fucked up.
 jochenau: Does it come in designs other than "rocket-powered moth"?
 Mr.Cadwallader: finally, I've been saying for years that girls really need something to jazz up their noses
 WTF: "With the beauty nose you will get noticed when you go out! Meet new people and make new friends easily!"
 Robespierre: For moles, yes.
Image 92515   03-24-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
395
 
 redmonkey3: @a robot - Why is his hair a natural color ?
 redpeepee: Every time you hot glue, Jesus-san kills a kitten.
 PooFlinger: Weeaboo Jesus
 hnnngh: I want to see him go Super Saiyan.
 a robot: Why is his beard so pointy?
 Zukero: What a spoiler ! They're giving the answer before they even finish the question.
 Catcat: Anime Jesus? Maybe I should give Islam a try
 Manu Shinobili: Chist-dono!!
 Knice: Jeebu-san!
Image 92514   03-24-16   Uploaded by    killerjunglist
Score:
616
 
 redmonkey3: @willowsprite - two could be required... work limitations and such; perhaps identical twins ?
 willowsprite: @redmonkey3 Hm, maybe I should find myself a service animal that prevents me from conversing with jerks.
 redmonkey3: @willowsprite - still a better seat / aisle mate than horrid screaching shit, spit & splarge generating little spawn...
 redmonkey3: @Donut - she alerts me to the presence of the narrow minded, the religious and republicrats... she stays quite busy.
 willowsprite: @redmonkey3 @Donut what about, yknow, poop and stuff. And if your neighbour is allergic...
 Donut: @redmonkey3 Service Gator?
 redmonkey3: @willowsprite @Donut - or just buy a ticket; carriers such profligate whore scum these days you could stroll into business class with pet gator if the Vet Certs were in order....
 redmonkey3: @willowsprite @Donut - SERVICE ANIMAL!
 willowsprite: @Donut never said it was.
 Donut: @willowsprite How is it any better to stuff them in a box and put them with the luggage?
 Uncle Phil: @willowsprite Was on a flight with a parakeet once.
 Uncle Phil: Maybe if she put the phone down while giving the safety demo people would give a shit
 Borkf: @KyleisBobDole Lies!
 willowsprite: Where's the post? And how is having a dog in the cabin legal?
 KyleisBobDole: @Borkf True story: I once told a true story that was prefaced with the words "true story".
 entropy: Cute AF
 Stanley Pain: Safety Pupper
 Catcat: That dog just wants to join the mile high club
 FeckingBirdsAgain: If I watch the safety demo do I get a treat?
 Borkf: Then why aren't we seeing that caption? No telling of a true story has ever been prefaced with "true story"
 Knice: Cool story.
Image 92513   03-24-16   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
427
 
 Super star fails100: Aww such an adorable puppy I should help the dog on the swing
Image 92512   03-24-16   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
321
 
 LKoroton: @doop me too, because I work with paper
 Borkf: @willowsprite I let the truth get in the way of a good story, didn't I? Let's pretend I said that she dissolved her tongue or something.
 doop: I have honestly never seen a person do this in my life. It's never even occurred to me before. Some people are really too stupid to be alive.
 willowsprite: @Borkf your story kept building up, then it let me down. ;)
 Anus: Remember the old saying: If she mouth pipets, she pokes
 Wet farts: I've been doing it wrong all along.
 Knice: @Borkf That's the best way to suck on something.
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian Those things are expensive, so we don't have them for everywhere in the building we need to pipette. Still, there was one Sat on the bench along with a 3-valve bulb, but she still sucked on it like someone with special needs.
 SomeCanadian: I've been told this since high school and I still wonder WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!? What temptation is there now that everyone has auto-pipettes?
 Catcat: @WTF "knew" being the operative word
 Borkf: I had someone borrow my lab equipment a little while back. She picked the only unwashed glass pipette that's labeled "ACID ONLY" and pipetted something by mouth (that wasn't acid). She's lucky she didn't burn her lips on the residual sulfuric acid that was in that thing.
 WTF: I knew a guy who would routinely pipette neurotoxin solutions by mouth.
 Warezlock: Son, that's some sloppy science right there.
 ping: @Knice Like a donut, only in the shape of a cross.
 Catcat: Here, at Retarded Science Labs, we don't generate electricity from potatoes, because we eat them raw and pass out from food poisoning
 Knice: What's a doxnot?
Image 92511   03-24-16   Uploaded by    killerjunglist
Score:
474
 
 Micro Jackson: He's is impersonating me! And, doing a damn good job
 eider: "I'm the captain now"
 Amy Housewine: "Yesh, my name ish admiral shir John... *hic*... Jellicoe".
 WTF: ...and he claimed to be Alan Hale, Jr.
 Amy Housewine: Tossed on the open wave, Seaman Staines, Roger the cabin boy, etc etc etc
 Catcat: So he came back as a Russian?
 Mr. Whiskers: I'd let him in for that. I'd pretend I totally bought the disguise, too. Like full salute and "Thank you for your service"
 skillet: Did it work?
Image 92510   03-24-16   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
615
 
 AutoDisaster: Homer Simpson is a... brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.
 dangerous dave: Didn't Homer Simpson design this car?
 Micro Jackson: Lady Penelope!
 werterland: We get it, Adele, you're super-rich.
 Turts: "No FAT Chicks, car will scrape" #92451
 copunter: grills gone wild
 willowsprite: Oh, behave!
 Capital: @Catcat that monster's got ten turrets!
 Morpen Lungus: Engine so heavy 2 wheels couldn't hold it?
 Air Biscuit: Ohh the stuff parker had to put up with.
 Robespierre: The Touchstone of Chav-dom - totally faboo
 Borkf: Don't mock her, shell get her butler to gun you the fuck down.
 FeckingBirdsAgain: Thunderbirds are go!
 Ulillillia: Very shagadelic
 Catcat: How many back wheels does this monster have?
 Mr. Butt: I am sexually attracted to flannel.
 Knice: @Rurbo Drumoble This isn't Make-a-Wish; but I hope you feel better soon.
 VoR: Dem hubs
 ur mom: ugh i had it with these hipster chicks
Image 92509   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
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