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273623  WTF: Salary is just happy he exists.

273619  FabricMan: "Satan was right," is a phrase I find myself using worryingly often these days

273625  WTF: "You may now face-plant in front of the bride."

273619  tomatosaws: It's rad

273626  sparename: Never smile at a rockodile

273614  sparename: "I ain't no stool-fridgeon!"

273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

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273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

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 2Berries: To be period appropriate, there shouls be a white sign with bold, black letters stating batvan. Probably stolen at a grateful dead concert.
 Micro Jackson: If the Bat-van is rockin......
 Heh: @Gomi Day a vehicle made for the whole bat-family. Seats 8, your dog, and a cow.
 ModelTRex: Driving around with my batfriends and my batdog solving batmysteries.
 Catcat: Would like to take a batseat?
 electrode: I hope they have Bat-Candy.
 Gomi Day: nananananananana BATVAN
Image 92500   03-24-16   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
 CrustyDusty: This is what the cat was hiding 92400#92400. Not posting the others, too nasty. Also, nobody else noticing the inverted cross stigmata appearing in the center? I figured that would be the focus of comment :p
 Anus: Oh noes, they gonna kill Daryl on Walking Dead?
 Niels Bohr: Buh-kawk!
 Catcat: I don't believe you can fly
 Moldred: I can't believe it's not better
 Zukero: He believes he can fly.... but no one else does.
 San DoDo: Be ieve?
 Borkf: Your tiny wings are stuck to your back skin. You ain't flying anywhere.
 Mominous: I believe you could've found a better tattoo artist
 Knice: Facit sejam.
 Bile: ... No.
Image 92499   03-24-16   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
 nlx27: "Why are you rubbing butter and garlic on my head while salivating, private?" Oh , i heard it's good for your skin general Calamari, your hot bath with vegetables is also ready sir.
 Catcat: It's an artifact!
 Knice: Timely!
 Zukero: You don't *have* to, but I don't *have* to sleep with you either.
 Mr. Butt: Hahaha, yes! Women's deceptive little shits, ain't they?
Image 92498   03-24-16   Uploaded by    discodisco
 LKoroton: a hard drive for a Z80? I want one!
 rinaldi1337: think of all the jpegs i could store.
 Bluetocracy: You could store, like, 40 5.25" disks on that... or maybe 2 Carmen San Diego games!
 nlx27: nobody needs 10 megs!!
 Anus: The Hard Disk you've been waiting for, but not the hard disk you deserve
 Clim Tinties: Not sure if this is racist fuckwit or just extremely
 CrookedCop: Three thousand dollars...what is that, 1985 US dollars? Wow.
 seam: a winchester so old its probably haunted
 tea: Is it SATA II or III?
 morakdais: I will be able to store X-com on my xcomp
 Knice: So much room for activities!
 sad face: Make sure you go to a good retailer because I asked my local dealer for something hard. Not the speed I was expecting, though was good value.
Image 92497   03-24-16   Uploaded by    XLY
 a robot: Oh Ricky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Ricky!
 SomeCanadian: But Rickyyyy... I wanna be in the showwwww...
 Bile: Look at my raaange
 mom: Playeeeeer
Image 92496   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
 Never AFK: Woa! I'm dead! What?!?!
 nlx27: The great international pilgrimage to his tomb in 2025 will leave thousands of fanatical Fordism believers trampled.This stampede hasn't been seen since Mecca 2019
 DrinkMixMan: y'all cowards don't even smoke crack in office
 trucker: To that pole. hot pussaaaaayyyyyy. YE
 nlx27: Hes off to the great coca fields in the sky . RIP
 funny in the wall: he dead
 majorchamp: Keep Toronto Weird, people
 Derpderp: You and your "don't smoke crack while in office," you're so "morally superior"
 Gazden: Too soon
 Beef Supreme: RIP Chris Farley
 Headoftheclass: Somebody's got 'the spins'.
 FarmerWalk: Dazzling details are dazzling #92488
 LKoroton: we have a badass here
Image 92495   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
 a sedated moose: @Cami close, with a 'ph.'
 Cami: @a sedated moose Steven.
 a sedated moose: I have a friend whose last name is Litchfield. Guess what we call him.
 Air Biscuit: @Chest Rockwell they are a common agricultural product often grown on the spaceship. Unfortunately they require much effort to grow and fields often go barren.
 Derpderp: Looks like it grew at least one
 Bile: @Chest Rockwell but in Latin, fuck is spelled with a "v"! (Falls into chasm)
 a sedated moose: I have a friend whose last name is Litchfield. Guess what we call him.
 Amy Housewine: I, Clavdivs.
 Drunk Orc: @Chest Rockwell If you have to ask, you'll never know
 Chest Rockwell: @Borkf What the fuck is a fvck?
 Borkf: This field is opposite where I grow my fvcks.
Image 92494   03-24-16   Uploaded by    agentpaint
 iwash: Jigsaw finally lightened up
 Jaktai: Cleanup after bachelorette party
 indolentia: jackpot!
 Micro Jackson: Such a waste when you think about all the horny people in the third world
 DrinkMixMan: Dive into them like Scrooge McDuck
 Bluetocracy: Hey, nice picture of Congress
 Anus: The TSA is busy keeping us safe
 Catcat: So that's where your mom lives?
 Science: Gives dumpster diving a whole new meaning...
 p-niiice: old dildos don't die, they find cum dumpsters
 Knice: I now welcome "Eat a dumpster of dicks" to my store of malediction.
 LKoroton: someone was brave enough
 Zukero: A yard sale at Grindr'
 time is wastin: Clearly burnt out
Image 92493   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Wolfechu
 froggyfresh: im dead @Bluetocracy
 Micro Jackson: I prefer dirty movies
 Bluetocracy: The tagline kind of ruined it for me. If it was something like, "Even heroes get IBS", it would've been rad.
 Catcat: Divergent = bad vote
 caitelyn: 9gag = badvote
Image 92492   03-24-16   Uploaded by    flommmm
 Lumb Blombus: Hong Kong - gotta be.
 Gallifrasian: The Ambiguously Gay Duo
 Trumpysucks: Go go budget rangers!
 LKoroton: the importance of wearing helmet
 Fugative: Pretty weak zord
Image 92491   03-24-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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