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262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

262870  a sedated moose: @Fiveninety Preach it!

262879  a sedated moose: A wonderfully composed portrait.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

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 2Berries: To be period appropriate, there shouls be a white sign with bold, black letters stating batvan. Probably stolen at a grateful dead concert.
 Micro Jackson: If the Bat-van is rockin......
 Heh: @Gomi Day a vehicle made for the whole bat-family. Seats 8, your dog, and a cow.
 ModelTRex: Driving around with my batfriends and my batdog solving batmysteries.
 Catcat: Would like to take a batseat?
 electrode: I hope they have Bat-Candy.
 Gomi Day: nananananananana BATVAN
Image 92500   03-24-16   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
 CrustyDusty: This is what the cat was hiding 92400#92400. Not posting the others, too nasty. Also, nobody else noticing the inverted cross stigmata appearing in the center? I figured that would be the focus of comment :p
 Anus: Oh noes, they gonna kill Daryl on Walking Dead?
 Niels Bohr: Buh-kawk!
 Catcat: I don't believe you can fly
 Moldred: I can't believe it's not better
 Zukero: He believes he can fly.... but no one else does.
 San DoDo: Be ieve?
 Borkf: Your tiny wings are stuck to your back skin. You ain't flying anywhere.
 Mominous: I believe you could've found a better tattoo artist
 Knice: Facit sejam.
 Bile: ... No.
Image 92499   03-24-16   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
 nlx27: "Why are you rubbing butter and garlic on my head while salivating, private?" Oh , i heard it's good for your skin general Calamari, your hot bath with vegetables is also ready sir.
 Catcat: It's an artifact!
 Knice: Timely!
 Zukero: You don't *have* to, but I don't *have* to sleep with you either.
 Mr. Butt: Hahaha, yes! Women's deceptive little shits, ain't they?
Image 92498   03-24-16   Uploaded by    discodisco
 LKoroton: a hard drive for a Z80? I want one!
 rinaldi1337: think of all the jpegs i could store.
 Bluetocracy: You could store, like, 40 5.25" disks on that... or maybe 2 Carmen San Diego games!
 nlx27: nobody needs 10 megs!!
 Anus: The Hard Disk you've been waiting for, but not the hard disk you deserve
 Clim Tinties: Not sure if this is racist fuckwit or just extremely
 CrookedCop: Three thousand dollars...what is that, 1985 US dollars? Wow.
 seam: a winchester so old its probably haunted
 tea: Is it SATA II or III?
 morakdais: I will be able to store X-com on my xcomp
 Knice: So much room for activities!
 VoR: Make sure you go to a good retailer because I asked my local dealer for something hard. Not the speed I was expecting, though was good value.
Image 92497   03-24-16   Uploaded by    XLY
 a robot: Oh Ricky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Ricky!
 SomeCanadian: But Rickyyyy... I wanna be in the showwwww...
 Bile: Look at my raaange
 VoR: Playeeeeer
Image 92496   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
 Never AFK: Woa! I'm dead! What?!?!
 nlx27: The great international pilgrimage to his tomb in 2025 will leave thousands of fanatical Fordism believers trampled.This stampede hasn't been seen since Mecca 2019
 DrinkMixMan: y'all cowards don't even smoke crack in office
 trucker: To that pole. hot pussaaaaayyyyyy. YE
 nlx27: Hes off to the great coca fields in the sky . RIP
 funny in the wall: he dead
 majorchamp: Keep Toronto Weird, people
 Derpderp: You and your "don't smoke crack while in office," you're so "morally superior"
 Gazden: Too soon
 Beef Supreme: RIP Chris Farley
 Headoftheclass: Somebody's got 'the spins'.
 VoR: Dazzling details are dazzling #92488
 LKoroton: we have a badass here
Image 92495   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
 a sedated moose: @Cami close, with a 'ph.'
 Cami: @a sedated moose Steven.
 a sedated moose: I have a friend whose last name is Litchfield. Guess what we call him.
 Air Biscuit: @Chest Rockwell they are a common agricultural product often grown on the spaceship. Unfortunately they require much effort to grow and fields often go barren.
 Derpderp: Looks like it grew at least one
 Bile: @Chest Rockwell but in Latin, fuck is spelled with a "v"! (Falls into chasm)
 a sedated moose: I have a friend whose last name is Litchfield. Guess what we call him.
 Amy Housewine: I, Clavdivs.
 VoR: @Chest Rockwell If you have to ask, you'll never know
 Chest Rockwell: @Borkf What the fuck is a fvck?
 Borkf: This field is opposite where I grow my fvcks.
Image 92494   03-24-16   Uploaded by    agentpaint
 iwash: Jigsaw finally lightened up
 Jaktai: Cleanup after bachelorette party
 indolentia: jackpot!
 Micro Jackson: Such a waste when you think about all the horny people in the third world
 DrinkMixMan: Dive into them like Scrooge McDuck
 Bluetocracy: Hey, nice picture of Congress
 Anus: The TSA is busy keeping us safe
 Catcat: So that's where your mom lives?
 Science: Gives dumpster diving a whole new meaning...
 p-niiice: old dildos don't die, they find cum dumpsters
 Knice: I now welcome "Eat a dumpster of dicks" to my store of malediction.
 LKoroton: someone was brave enough
 Zukero: A yard sale at Grindr'
 VoR: Clearly burnt out
Image 92493   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Wolfechu
 froggyfresh: im dead @Bluetocracy
 Micro Jackson: I prefer dirty movies
 Bluetocracy: The tagline kind of ruined it for me. If it was something like, "Even heroes get IBS", it would've been rad.
 Catcat: Divergent = bad vote
 caitelyn: 9gag = badvote
Image 92492   03-24-16   Uploaded by    flommmm
 Lumb Blombus: Hong Kong - gotta be.
 Gallifrasian: The Ambiguously Gay Duo
 Trumpysucks: Go go budget rangers!
 LKoroton: the importance of wearing helmet
 Fugative: Pretty weak zord
Image 92491   03-24-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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