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233104  Teechur: Everyone knows it's always the middle finger that gets injured.

233022  glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233105  Teechur: The worst part is when you wake up with your eyes crusted shut.

233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

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233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

233067 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.



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Score:
343
 
 matos: The Frost-Giant's Daughter's Dildo.
 big h: would be more interesting in use if it were an ice sculpture
 square44: Don't think you have to be very brave for this one.
 Kess: That's... majestic...
 shitshow: gahhbless the Challenger lady astronauts and such as. amen.
 PooFlinger: Nice fish trophy.
 Gomi Day: chevrolet: like a cock
Image 92441   03-23-16   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
600
 
 redmonkey3: @Nope no one would EVER miss yr place, tho...
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I have become long doggo"
 NoRagrets: @a robot Much first. Very beat. Sad. :(
 a robot: Much rainbow. Very color. Wow.
 Nope: "where do you leave" "in the big gay bear"
Image 92440   03-23-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
766
 
 hajjpodge: Wow so links do not work NEVERMIND THEN
 hajjpodge: @Scoo grilledloini2.kym-cdnburgerphotos/images/newsfeed/000/557/757/4c8.png
 Air Biscuit: They cant bite you if you bite them first.
 Viles Davis: @Scoo they're giant bedbugs.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: nom nomp nom
 Scoo: Why do those spiders only have 6 legs?
Image 92439   03-23-16   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
200
 
 Sadbot: Good luck with your tragically lame parents, lil' Spermy
 White Rice: So, we're to take it she's the head of the family?
 shitshow: this is scurry.
 Mr. Butt: Ascii dick to scale.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: also lol that baby is wearing a shirt that labels it as jizz
 Bolt Vanderhuge: @Nope, you're being nice. 3.7-4.5 tops
 a robot: Classy!
 Viles Davis: Based on the attractiveness disparity and the willingness to include her baby in a dick joke, guessing there are some issues there.
 Knice: Is this more of that "Common Core" math?
 Nope: Good job guy.. a 5 landing a solid 7
Image 92438   03-23-16   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
760
 
 MassDefect: @redmonkey3 Fair enough. Who has the time to memorize the six elements in light of all that?
 Borkf: Upsetting if true :-(
 redmonkey3: @MassDefect - nope... we were too busy smiting, drinking free wine & enjoying complimentary foot massages from hot maidens... good times.
 StuporFly: Poor Kansas. How much longer is their Brownback-out gonna last?
 MassDefect: @killerjunglist It's light and dark, not heart. Didn't Jesus teach you anything?
 ThatGuy: I agree with earth, wind, and fire, but whats this water bullshit they're pushing down our kids throats
 Niels Bohr: I think one of the hurdles in communicating scientific ideas is that scientists use the word "theory" differently than everyone else.
 Skinr: @killerjunglist Ma-Ti died of an arrhythmia
 Viles Davis: Thanks, Oppenheimer.
 Knice: I like how the speech balloons point to fingers that point to things.
 killerjunglist: Where is "Heart"?
 Nope: #teachthecontraversy
Image 92437   03-23-16   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
442
 
 Sydney: @Nope Voted rad for this
 CrustyDusty: @Janston: So you're from DeviantArt? :p
 Scoo: I think it's cute
 Janston: The lack of details on the drawing's genitals is a real oversight.
 CrustyDusty: C'mon guys, this is the art of caricature, and quite a nice example, too! :)
 killerjunglist: Eh, close enough.
 Nope: You Kris you gotta step up your attention to detail son.. You fucking woofed it (pun intended) on those last 2 dogs. The middle right one has brown not black and the end dog has an adorable little black mark which you totally fucked up!
Image 92436   03-23-16   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
289
 
 LKoroton: your leftovers will be used to feed the next fucker
 Air Biscuit: @E. HONDA or that you ever have to leave the restaurant. You could theoretically stay there and eat forever, or untill they realize they can get off on technicalities that would eventually force you to leave when they withdraw other things. For example, it doesent say all you can drink, or all that you can use our restrooms.
 Wolfechu: Someone had a chest freezer filled before they printed this clarification, you can tell.
 E. HONDA: the sign doesn't say you can't bring your home to the restaurant
 a robot: @CrustyDusty @Scoo "We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant." "And when you couldn't find one?" "We... went... fishing!"
 ron mexico: Stern, but fair. Challenge accepted.
 CrustyDusty: Sad that this needs to be explained. Homer Simpson must have visited.
 Scoo: Does this look like a man who's had -all- he can eat?
 killerjunglist: Well that's just false advertising then, innit?
Image 92435   03-23-16   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
805
 
 redmonkey3: @Nope - right with ya!
 shitshow: oh shit-- Hey Mark. didn't see you there.
 ThatGuy: @Scoo you know the secret about Slurm, right?
 Jaunty Shrimp: I call snails Willises for some reason. Now my whole family does.
 Scoo: Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!!
 Kool Aid Man: People see right through me
 CrustyDusty: Snails are disgustingly cute. But more leaning toward the disgusting side.
 Nope: awww ewwwwwww awwwwww ewwwwwwwwww awwwwww *head explodes*
Image 92434   03-23-16   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
669
 
 Yttermayn : Go ahead. Everyone else does.
 CrustyDusty: It's all fun and games until your hat shits on your nose.
 Derpderp: This picture brought to you by the Liz Climo Nature Appreciation Society
Image 92433   03-23-16   Uploaded by    your nana
Score:
622
 
 Borkf: To be fair, he was warned #92032
 vincenzo: @E. HONDA feelsbadman
 Cami: They're taking him to a French restaurant now.
 Kess: Frogger isn't going well.
 Fishy: @Air Biscuit HE CROAKED noo you beat me dammit...
 A Post Office: Aah! I'm hit!
 shitshow: oh no, break out the Diggumsaline..
 ninetailorochimaru: Overdosed on SUGAR SMACKS.
 Air Biscuit: Poor guy croaked.
 Mr. Butt: It's not easy being green
 Frank herbert: fly shot back
 E. HONDA: feels good man
 Janston: He toadally fucked up his knee.
 CrustyDusty: This was the saddest episode of Sesame Street ever. I cried like a baby.
 Mr. Shine: "No, really! He sings and dances! WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?!"
 iwash: Told the wrong guy to get out
Image 92432   03-23-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
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