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249700  tib gubb: a drug addict would say those things

249637  tib gubb: join us...

249650  tib gubb: the secret ingredient is celery salt... and drugs

249660  tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249709  OldKentuckyShark: General Tarkin!

249693  GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!

249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

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249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

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249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249660 tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

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249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

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 matos: The Frost-Giant's Daughter's Dildo.
 big h: would be more interesting in use if it were an ice sculpture
 square44: Don't think you have to be very brave for this one.
 Kess: That's... majestic...
 shitshow: gahhbless the Challenger lady astronauts and such as. amen.
 PooFlinger: Nice fish trophy.
 Gomi Day: chevrolet: like a cock
Image 92441   03-23-16   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
 redmonkey3: @Nope no one would EVER miss yr place, tho...
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I have become long doggo"
 NoRagrets: @a robot Much first. Very beat. Sad. :(
 a robot: Much rainbow. Very color. Wow.
 Nope: "where do you leave" "in the big gay bear"
Image 92440   03-23-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 hajjpodge: Wow so links do not work NEVERMIND THEN
 hajjpodge: @Scoo grilledloini2.kym-cdnburgerphotos/images/newsfeed/000/557/757/4c8.png
 Air Biscuit: They cant bite you if you bite them first.
 Viles Davis: @Scoo they're giant bedbugs.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: nom nomp nom
 Scoo: Why do those spiders only have 6 legs?
Image 92439   03-23-16   Uploaded by    guest
 Sadbot: Good luck with your tragically lame parents, lil' Spermy
 White Rice: So, we're to take it she's the head of the family?
 shitshow: this is scurry.
 Mr. Butt: Ascii dick to scale.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: also lol that baby is wearing a shirt that labels it as jizz
 Bolt Vanderhuge: @Nope, you're being nice. 3.7-4.5 tops
 a robot: Classy!
 Viles Davis: Based on the attractiveness disparity and the willingness to include her baby in a dick joke, guessing there are some issues there.
 Knice: Is this more of that "Common Core" math?
 Nope: Good job guy.. a 5 landing a solid 7
Image 92438   03-23-16   Uploaded by    amputator
 MassDefect: @redmonkey3 Fair enough. Who has the time to memorize the six elements in light of all that?
 Borkf: Upsetting if true :-(
 redmonkey3: @MassDefect - nope... we were too busy smiting, drinking free wine & enjoying complimentary foot massages from hot maidens... good times.
 StuporFly: Poor Kansas. How much longer is their Brownback-out gonna last?
 MassDefect: @killerjunglist It's light and dark, not heart. Didn't Jesus teach you anything?
 ThatGuy: I agree with earth, wind, and fire, but whats this water bullshit they're pushing down our kids throats
 Niels Bohr: I think one of the hurdles in communicating scientific ideas is that scientists use the word "theory" differently than everyone else.
 Skinr: @killerjunglist Ma-Ti died of an arrhythmia
 Viles Davis: Thanks, Oppenheimer.
 Knice: I like how the speech balloons point to fingers that point to things.
 killerjunglist: Where is "Heart"?
 Nope: #teachthecontraversy
Image 92437   03-23-16   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
 Sydney: @Nope Voted rad for this
 CrustyDusty: @Janston: So you're from DeviantArt? :p
 Scoo: I think it's cute
 Janston: The lack of details on the drawing's genitals is a real oversight.
 CrustyDusty: C'mon guys, this is the art of caricature, and quite a nice example, too! :)
 killerjunglist: Eh, close enough.
 Nope: You Kris you gotta step up your attention to detail son.. You fucking woofed it (pun intended) on those last 2 dogs. The middle right one has brown not black and the end dog has an adorable little black mark which you totally fucked up!
Image 92436   03-23-16   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
 LKoroton: your leftovers will be used to feed the next fucker
 Air Biscuit: @E. HONDA or that you ever have to leave the restaurant. You could theoretically stay there and eat forever, or untill they realize they can get off on technicalities that would eventually force you to leave when they withdraw other things. For example, it doesent say all you can drink, or all that you can use our restrooms.
 Wolfechu: Someone had a chest freezer filled before they printed this clarification, you can tell.
 E. HONDA: the sign doesn't say you can't bring your home to the restaurant
 a robot: @CrustyDusty @Scoo "We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant." "And when you couldn't find one?" "We... went... fishing!"
 ron mexico: Stern, but fair. Challenge accepted.
 CrustyDusty: Sad that this needs to be explained. Homer Simpson must have visited.
 Scoo: Does this look like a man who's had -all- he can eat?
 killerjunglist: Well that's just false advertising then, innit?
Image 92435   03-23-16   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
 redmonkey3: @Nope - right with ya!
 shitshow: oh shit-- Hey Mark. didn't see you there.
 ThatGuy: @Scoo you know the secret about Slurm, right?
 Jaunty Shrimp: I call snails Willises for some reason. Now my whole family does.
 Scoo: Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!!
 Kool Aid Man: People see right through me
 CrustyDusty: Snails are disgustingly cute. But more leaning toward the disgusting side.
 Nope: awww ewwwwwww awwwwww ewwwwwwwwww awwwwww *head explodes*
Image 92434   03-23-16   Uploaded by    guest
 Yttermayn : Go ahead. Everyone else does.
 CrustyDusty: It's all fun and games until your hat shits on your nose.
 Derpderp: This picture brought to you by the Liz Climo Nature Appreciation Society
Image 92433   03-23-16   Uploaded by    your nana
 Borkf: To be fair, he was warned #92032
 vincenzo: @E. HONDA feelsbadman
 Cami: They're taking him to a French restaurant now.
 Kess: Frogger isn't going well.
 Fishy: @Air Biscuit HE CROAKED noo you beat me dammit...
 A Post Office: Aah! I'm hit!
 shitshow: oh no, break out the Diggumsaline..
 ninetailorochimaru: Overdosed on SUGAR SMACKS.
 Air Biscuit: Poor guy croaked.
 Mr. Butt: It's not easy being green
 Frank herbert: fly shot back
 E. HONDA: feels good man
 Janston: He toadally fucked up his knee.
 CrustyDusty: This was the saddest episode of Sesame Street ever. I cried like a baby.
 Mr. Shine: "No, really! He sings and dances! WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?!"
 iwash: Told the wrong guy to get out
Image 92432   03-23-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
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