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268186  Felicity: When John Carpenter went to film They Live, his old neighbourhood was already prebleakened

268188  Felicity: It's not that easy to get people to laugh at my jokes in group chats

268189  Felicity: It turns out the plates I grew up thinking were normal sized plates are actually plates for people with active lifestyles. People with sedentary lifestyles like me have to eat off the small plates

268200  Mad Collager: Go ahead, change my mind!

268200  Mad Collager: My favorite bumper sticker so far is "Commit senseless acts of randomness!"

268204  Eleftheros: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAWWWWW YISS SUGAR

268194  Felicity: Hooyargh

268203  Side Boob: Lies. Nobody ate laundry detergent back then. Dumb kids were all killed with Lawn Darts and other dangerous toys before they could try.

268195  Felicity: Ken Miggs is Knife Cunningham in Fight Boat 16...Spider Boat!

268203  Mad Collager: When I was a kid, we ate All-Tempa-Cheerios

268201  WTF: It gross me out even more to think what that looks like without the Oreo.

268176  Not A Bot: Assboats better not fart or they might sink.

268195  Shay: Frank Torres III owns a douche bag.

268202  Shay: That kid went on to play "Tied-Up Floating Dead Body #1" in Goodfellas.

268200  Felicity: I never thought of it like that before

268194  Shay: Telsa's lesser known dark side.

268177  Felicity: "Monsturd"

268177  Felicity: @kayjay Just don't click your heels together while pooing

268201  Knice: Double-chuff [vomit emoji]

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

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268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.



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Score:
445
 
 Micro Jackson: Found this in my bed this morning. Cool, eh?
 Amy Housewine: "I love it!"
 Life Whacker: hell yeah
 your nana: "i'm feeling a little Horse today"
 Scoo: Those stupid head masks have gotten hyper-realistic
 Zukero: We get it. Your girlfriend has headaches...
Image 91764   03-21-16   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
492
 
 nlx27: never seen these colors of diskettes in my life . nice!
 Headoftheclass: Chris Hansen jumps out of bushes: "So, Miley, when you texted this young boy, "I love to twerk 9 to 5", you were referring to ages, not time of day.
 San DoDo: @Warrax preach!
 greg: @Warrax You clearly haven't taken any of them apart.
 Warrax: 3.25" floppies shipped first in 1983. 3.25" floppies aren't actually floppy, they are rigid. You can't explain that. It's madness. Nothing in life has made any sense since then.
 Catcat: Miley Cyrus starts taking notes furiously
 Zukero: Mother of #91421
 ninetailorochimaru: Looking at this makes my penis floppy.
Image 91763   03-21-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Image 91762 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by watwatwat. We'll pray for you, watwatwat.
Score:
350
 
 toad: american spotted
 Amy Housewine: When Bagpuss has a kip, all his mates have a kip as well.
 Catcat: Do plush cats dream of plush boxes?
 Dan Tagonistic: *Meaoawn*
 Catcat: Even plush cats like boxes
Image 91761   03-21-16   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
195
 
 indolentia: brendan face-er
 p-niiice: jay lenno's lost a bit of weight
 a sedated moose: (whispered) ...little bits...
 Knice: More proof that you shouldn't hold in your sneezes.
Image 91760   03-21-16   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
208
 
 KingTrebek: They can't die...
 Mr. Pepper: I want to see the "Fed after dark" version.
 shipotle: i screamed at one of those and it cried and called me a monster.
 Catcat: FA hgih
 Scoo: Faded af
 Knice: FA dedaF
 Mr. Butt: Just what I always wanted, a fleshlight that judges you.
 ninetailorochimaru: Instructions unclear, stuck finger in mouth and apparently "fed" him instead.
Image 91759   03-21-16   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
544
 
 stunt nuts: That's the guy officer, he said it was gin
 mrmrmr: terrible whacking off
 Warrax: Jauntiness level at 35%
 PenguinBartender: "I'm singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain!"
 Catcat: I say, quack to, quack to you, sir!
 jem: Dapper Duck!
 ughjeez: Best use for a Broker's Gin bottle-topper I've seen so far.
 Darth Bater: Odd Bob
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: Quack, damn you
Image 91758   03-21-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
417
 
 magicmormon: I didn't know Jamie Hyneman had kids
 doop: Giant saber-toothed ice slugs!
 when so: Quack, damn you
 hnnngh: ARF!
 Zukero: "Daddy, can you scratch my back ? " "Sure !" Slaughter ensues...
 seam: big sentient turd and little sentient turd
Image 91757   03-21-16   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
396
 
 Doodle: Disclaimer: it's CONDOM, not condo
 Headoftheclass: Is he strong? Oh my God! He can hold an 8 ounce wad! Look out! Here comes the Condoman!
 Mr. Skeltal: You think this is funny?
 Minnesotan: The logical end solution to supervillainy was simply promoting birth control so fewer super villains got born in the first place. Condoman thus defeated the most supervillains ever, all before they were even born.
 shark: Needs double m.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Actual line from a Navy health film: "A rubbah? Dat's like wearin' a raincoat in da showah!"
 unoplank: keep your grass trim and clutter off the patio - message from your friendly Condoman
 Warrax: Still a great wingman.
 Bluetocracy: does all the things a condo can?
 ninetailorochimaru: I am game.
 Knice: I am shame.
 Zukero: Racist version of Condorman
 Scoo: Condo Man? Think this guy sold me a timeshare.
Image 91756   03-21-16   Uploaded by    Doodle
Score:
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 SomeCanadian: @Robespierre So will being dead.
 FunkyDrunk: Che didn't age well. Bolivia will do that to a man
 Sadbot: RIP Kurt Cobain 1967-1944
 Catcat: There's also a guy cosplaying as a guy cosplaying as Che t-shirt
Image 91755   03-21-16   Uploaded by    square44
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