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263306  lecj07: The drugs wore off. Or the reality check cleared.

263304  Amy Housewine: Mid-air refuelling for the actual pilots.

263305  Amy Housewine: I would like to join your pig club.

263307  Amy Housewine: Something about that bitch having a nice pair of hooters.

263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest



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Score:
270
 
 Micro Jackson: Kingfisher
 Joe Bird: Schrodinger 1390AD
 ninetailorochimaru: Nobody else gonna point out the demon fish? No? Okay then.
 Bernie 2016: As you can see, the King, chicken, and dog-thing, remain buoyant.
 Catcat: early submarines had a chicken and a cat dog for mysterious reasons
 hnnngh: What a catch! We got a king, a chicken, and a dog thing!
Image 91744   03-21-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
513
 
 a robot: Meat loaf isn't the worst thing in the world, but it being pre-topped with ketchup is.
 Warrax: Meatloaf should be illegal, but isn't.
 theaquaman: Bus from speed. fuck the police. thats drew on the right
 Scoo: Anything's a salad if you're meaty enough
 Amy Housewine: He would eat anything for love, but he won't eat that.
 VoR: ...Yesterdays was Iguana on a stick.
 Catcat: Take that, vegetarians!
 Zukero: Just my kind of salads !
Image 91743   03-21-16   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Image 91742 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bug. We'll pray for you, bug.
Score:
250
 
 lavender: @a robot ***WHINE***
 willowsprite: @a robot actually it's more like "fuh" so this image is actually funny. Get it? Funny? :p
 Micro Jackson: Never mind the haters, keep bringin the pho
 a sedated moose: @zazzer a most sound logic, sir.
 Borb Prembus: @a robot that just makes it pronounced funny.
 a sedated moose: @zazzer a most sound logic, sir.
 a robot: These jokey kind of names for pho places don't work as well if you're correctly pronouncing it. It's not "FO," it's closer to "FA." *pendantic rant over*
 Donger: 'A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man'
 a spider plan: Groceries are just stores where you choose your future poops.
 Catcat: Next to Eu Pho Ri A Chinese dumpling place
 qazwsx: Living on Tulsa time
 Zukero: These are not the noodles you are looking for.
Image 91741   03-21-16   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
436
 
 MyPasswordAintPassword: @Zukero dying
 Grandmas Ghost: Tim is back after a long stint in 4chan, fighting in the flame wars. These are his battle scars.
 KEKOEKEOEK: Lol, this one got me
 Thyming: This way the mud and grim splashes onto the cats and not Mr. Clean.
 a robot: Thanks @bug for introducing me to my new husband
 CuriouSir: mr clean after the divorce.
 SomeCanadian: For his sake I hope he waxes his back garden
 Zukero: I wonder where the beard cat's rear paws are, and how the man can keep such composure despite what I suspect is the answer to my first question.
 nuke em: Internet Man
Image 91740   03-21-16   Uploaded by    bug
Score:
437
 
 Headoftheclass: I looked in the trap, grizzly!
 killerjunglist: we came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!
 5 Headed Snake God: Looks like cat guy's going in the containment unit.
 grizzly: You're not supposed to look at the trap.
 fumbduck: AGist if real
 Catcat: Aggrogator isn't a ghost, it's cyborg android biomech flexmutant!
 crispy: so subtle. nice!
 VoR: It's a trap
 Darkasnoon: Who ya gonna call?
Image 91739   03-21-16   Uploaded by    space
Score:
337
 
 arock: Sell me this pen.
 cenecia: Busted.
 Warrax: They're different if you look real close. One's a left chair, and the other's a right chair.
 FatTigerWoods: It's the Final Fantasy of furniture
 Theta Zero: No, see. It makes sense because it's a two for one sale.
 VoR: Sssh, No ones noticed it's a rip off.
Image 91738   03-21-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
137
 
 arock: Hey Kids! Cheaters prosper and win!
 trelyate: For non-sportsballers, a guy on Denver's defense poked an opposing player in the eye this one time.
 Bluetocracy: Watch out for Databases from Denver! They're highly radioactive!
 CuriouSir: shots fired!
 seam: THOSE GOGGLES. THEY DO NOTHING.
 Sadbot: This seems like something I'd need a lot of background knowledge to get and if I had it, still wouldn't be funny
 hnnngh: SPORTSBALL GAIZ
Image 91737   03-21-16   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
367
 
 AdamBomb286: At least he wore his formal bandanna.
 Headoftheclass: You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in that ring. You need me in that ring!
 Beerarchy: Racist white man paid for what would end careers of female counterparts.
 Poop van Pants: Next he's gonna eat his vitamins
 doop: OUR BROTHER, WHO ART IN YOUR FACE, HULK BE THY NAME
 ModelTRex: Not that HH is a paragon, but fuck Gawker.
 Catcat: "...and may Gawker burn for all eternity, amen"
 Uncle Larry: Skulk, Hogan
 kate2point0: Skulk, Hogan
 There was a bob here: @Theta Zero The click baiting chickens have come to roost.
 Theta Zero: "Let's make a rich man richer with our own money." -Gawker
Image 91736   03-21-16   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
328
 
 amputator: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
 tib gubb: berkf
 Air Biscuit: Pug in d minor?
Image 91735   03-21-16   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
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