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233104  Teechur: Everyone knows it's always the middle finger that gets injured.

233022  glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233105  Teechur: The worst part is when you wake up with your eyes crusted shut.

233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

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233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

233067 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.



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Score:
270
 
 Micro Jackson: Kingfisher
 Joe Bird: Schrodinger 1390AD
 ninetailorochimaru: Nobody else gonna point out the demon fish? No? Okay then.
 Bernie 2016: As you can see, the King, chicken, and dog-thing, remain buoyant.
 Catcat: early submarines had a chicken and a cat dog for mysterious reasons
 hnnngh: What a catch! We got a king, a chicken, and a dog thing!
Image 91744   03-21-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
513
 
 a robot: Meat loaf isn't the worst thing in the world, but it being pre-topped with ketchup is.
 Warrax: Meatloaf should be illegal, but isn't.
 theaquaman: Bus from speed. fuck the police. thats drew on the right
 Scoo: Anything's a salad if you're meaty enough
 Amy Housewine: He would eat anything for love, but he won't eat that.
 VoR: ...Yesterdays was Iguana on a stick.
 Catcat: Take that, vegetarians!
 Zukero: Just my kind of salads !
Image 91743   03-21-16   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Image 91742 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bug. Your image was bad, bug.
Score:
250
 
 Robespierre: @a robot ***WHINE***
 willowsprite: @a robot actually it's more like "fuh" so this image is actually funny. Get it? Funny? :p
 Micro Jackson: Never mind the haters, keep bringin the pho
 a sedated moose: @zazzer a most sound logic, sir.
 Borb Prembus: @a robot that just makes it pronounced funny.
 a sedated moose: @zazzer a most sound logic, sir.
 a robot: These jokey kind of names for pho places don't work as well if you're correctly pronouncing it. It's not "FO," it's closer to "FA." *pendantic rant over*
 Donger: 'A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man'
 a spider plan: Groceries are just stores where you choose your future poops.
 Catcat: Next to Eu Pho Ri A Chinese dumpling place
 Robespierre: Living on Tulsa time
 Zukero: These are not the noodles you are looking for.
Image 91741   03-21-16   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
411
 
 MyPasswordAintPassword: @Zukero dying
 Grandmas Ghost: Tim is back after a long stint in 4chan, fighting in the flame wars. These are his battle scars.
 KEKOEKEOEK: Lol, this one got me
 Thyming: This way the mud and grim splashes onto the cats and not Mr. Clean.
 a robot: Thanks @bug for introducing me to my new husband
 CuriouSir: mr clean after the divorce.
 SomeCanadian: For his sake I hope he waxes his back garden
 Zukero: I wonder where the beard cat's rear paws are, and how the man can keep such composure despite what I suspect is the answer to my first question.
 Ulillillia: Internet Man
Image 91740   03-21-16   Uploaded by    bug
Score:
437
 
 Headoftheclass: I looked in the trap, grizzly!
 killerjunglist: we came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!
 5 Headed Snake God: Looks like cat guy's going in the containment unit.
 grizzly: You're not supposed to look at the trap.
 fumbduck: AGist if real
 Catcat: Aggrogator isn't a ghost, it's cyborg android biomech flexmutant!
 crispy: so subtle. nice!
 VoR: It's a trap
 Darkasnoon: Who ya gonna call?
Image 91739   03-21-16   Uploaded by    ping
Score:
337
 
 arock: Sell me this pen.
 cenecia: Busted.
 Warrax: They're different if you look real close. One's a left chair, and the other's a right chair.
 FatTigerWoods: It's the Final Fantasy of furniture
 Theta Zero: No, see. It makes sense because it's a two for one sale.
 VoR: Sssh, No ones noticed it's a rip off.
Image 91738   03-21-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
137
 
 arock: Hey Kids! Cheaters prosper and win!
 trelyate: For non-sportsballers, a guy on Denver's defense poked an opposing player in the eye this one time.
 Bluetocracy: Watch out for Databases from Denver! They're highly radioactive!
 CuriouSir: shots fired!
 seam: THOSE GOGGLES. THEY DO NOTHING.
 Sadbot: This seems like something I'd need a lot of background knowledge to get and if I had it, still wouldn't be funny
 hnnngh: SPORTSBALL GAIZ
Image 91737   03-21-16   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
367
 
 AdamBomb286: At least he wore his formal bandanna.
 Headoftheclass: You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in that ring. You need me in that ring!
 Beerarchy: Racist white man paid for what would end careers of female counterparts.
 Poop van Pants: Next he's gonna eat his vitamins
 doop: OUR BROTHER, WHO ART IN YOUR FACE, HULK BE THY NAME
 ModelTRex: Not that HH is a paragon, but fuck Gawker.
 Catcat: "...and may Gawker burn for all eternity, amen"
 Robespierre: Skulk, Hogan
 Robespierre: Skulk, Hogan
 There was a bob here: @Theta Zero The click baiting chickens have come to roost.
 Theta Zero: "Let's make a rich man richer with our own money." -Gawker
Image 91736   03-21-16   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
328
 
 ping: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
 tib gubb: berkf
 Air Biscuit: Pug in d minor?
Image 91735   03-21-16   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
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