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268831  Annoying Vegan : Pets should be given middle names more often.

268836  KingTrebek: @WannaBee How did you even find that?

268830  grizzly: For the glory of Satan, of course!

268838  Not A Bot: Cat does not look happy with that description, but is taking it in stride.

268837  Felicity: Reminds me of that summer I was so poor all I had to eat in the kitchen was cake decorations that looked like these

268795  a robot: @hajjpodge Ms. Kitty sounds awesome :3 My cat will also play fetch sometimes and it's great

39317  WannaBee: Return #268836

268836  WannaBee: Is this #39317?

268824  Felicity: Remember Mac evangelism?

268831  Felicity: I'm in the black

268822  a robot: *causes traffic accident waving at Wolfie*

268833  Felicity: What

268826  a robot: Subversive cross stitch! I have this book

268830  a robot: Doesn't matter, got petted

268833  a robot: Yahoo Serious Film Festival

268747  a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

268785  Dreforian: "I believe you have my stapler"

268829  square44: toblekorne

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268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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11. frenk: 1499 points
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Image 91714 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Doodle. Your image was bad, Doodle.
 Micro Jackson: Finally, someone did a flip!
 Warrax: He was just too aerodynamic. RIP.
 CuriouSir: this has happened to me before, tore a ligament in my shoulder and now my collarbonre is lop-sidced
 5 Headed Snake God: Someone's about to have an extremely bad day.
 tankadillo: why lawyer lips exist
 Donger: Everybody fo the flop!
 twitter: i'm pretty sure there's something wrong with that guy's bke.
 Catcat: @Nope 's coolest moment in progress
 Merlins beard: look ma, no wheel!
 There was a bob here: and that's why you wear helmets
 Dobly: flip the image upside down and it will make sense
Image 91713   03-21-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
 No Penguins Allowed: I'm sorry. We are no longer accepting applications. Good luck with your job search.
 hat thrab: this is fine.
 nlx27: She should lay of the spice for awhile
 Bluetocracy: She passed out at the party last night. They had just bought a full-color pack of sharpies. It's the next day, and no one knows where the piercings came from.
 San DoDo: I fink you freaky and I like you a lot
 house md: "Reavers! Everybody back to the ship!" *draws pistol from brown coat*
 Catcat: Even with the lumps on the forehead, I would. I would very carefully
 Zukero: That's "one" way to avoid an MRI...
 Merlins beard: Damn, Voldemort really let himself go
 Cami: Sorry, we do not have a position available at this time.
 duckfarts: i know what your secret is: you love bats and hate magnets
 duckfarts: maybe she's just really into sewing and needs a more convenient place to put her pins
 duckfarts: she must really really really really really hate her parents
 whipwing: Accursed switcherino, I've been foiled again!
 duckfarts: i guess this is one way to mask a blackhead problem
 White Male: So great my corneas have been sliced off and will need to be replaced.
 Sadbot: Knowing that this person desires attention makes me want to look away
Image 91712   03-21-16   Uploaded by    betamax
 Grandmas Ghost: This is a self-portrait.
 Grandmas Ghost: This is a self-portrait.
 doop: Dude was just trying to have a bath when these lumpy hog-women showed up and started slinging pee and farting.
 hnnngh: Prrrrrt! Splash!
 Unbathed: "Spring bids farewell to Winter."
 genius: "Forkbeard devil, get up on outta here wit dat tiny prick. Gas him, girls!"
 Korrok: I can dig it.
 VoR: Toot sweets
 Sadbot: @duckfarts Nope, a fart nymph
 duckfarts: @Sadbot is your girlfriend a Horse
 Dobly: Next Summer, you will not believe the gritty reboot: Trans Cinderella
 Sadbot: Oh yeah, I like a gal with a long torso
 Catcat: Worst trip to Germany
Image 91711   03-21-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 VoR: Happy Happy Happy People.
 Catcat: They also go carol singing in Esperanto, the universal language that nobody understand
 Dobly: All modern city states represented: Dubsteppia, Bunnicula, Hepatitus (the state), Blueribbos, and the Santass Islands
Image 91710   03-21-16   Uploaded by    sassysass
 Pizza: This is marginally weirder than that giffgaff advert
 hnnngh: Fucking metal.
 luxuslurch: Kitty heaven!
 AdamBomb286: I have the weirdest heart on right now.
 duckfarts: pinatas for cats
 duckfarts: quit giving those cats a heart time
 Catcat: The hearts of hopeful orphans, chaste virgin (girls) and single mothers are the tastiest
 MC Delta T: Soon, my brother, our collection of Kardashian hearts will be complete!
 Janston: AHA's new heart disease ads are both cute and disgusting.
Image 91709   03-21-16   Uploaded by    aeroaero
 Skaalar: Why are they all bent into flying saucer sha-SHIT. I for one accept our new possibly bat-people overlords.
 Heh: they say they can coat a car in under 30 seconds.
 The Voice of Reason: Beware the white rain
 Merlins beard: Modern day Moses
 Catcat: They stole our bread truck!
Image 91708   03-21-16   Uploaded by    soccer
Image 91707 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rent A Dog. You have brought shame on us, Rent A Dog.
 dobbiesdoogs: the mystique is what makes this image
 Grandmas Ghost: Mecha-narwhal has infiltrated the sewers! Head for the hills!
 obboma: @I Hate The Beatles Roly loly
 I Hate The Beatles: Even for three short months we had the chance to serve su
 Side Boob: That'll buff right out
 Never AFK: Too bad the engine block got pushed all the way back into the trunk, he's a goner.
 redmonkey3: Like a good neighbor - State Farm is gonna larfff...
 Red: phineas gage has a cameo in cars 3
 duckfarts: well, when you find out what happened, keep me posted
Image 91706   03-21-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 sports: Aggro & Gator :v
 a robot: They were voiced by Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell
 San DoDo: Wher'e's Captain Y?
 marhault: Ambiguously Gay Duo!
 frankie: this image accurately sums up my friendly spaceship experience
 VoR: @duckfarts Ah the new uniforms!
 Dobly: @duckfarts look, im pretty sure this is the 90s techno store, and im pretty sure they are selling Texas license plates from 1988
 duckfarts: @Dobly pretty sure this is aggro and gator
 Dobly: Ace and Gary!
Image 91705   03-21-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
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