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269165  Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269203  KingTrebek: wow i didn't even notice she was pointing with her middle finger

269191  WannaBee: @Nope yeah, with the fishes.

269198  WannaBee: @Mexico Take it away, Penny!

269178  Felicity: But then you'd have two brains on the front of your chest

269182  Felicity: That reminds me, I'm tired and depressed

269186  Felicity: Also, XP

269189  Felicity: Coincidentally, I'm rewatching the 1989 movie of The Punisher

269195  Felicity: Les Nessman's house

269203  WannaBee: Asian Wednesday Adams

269199  Felicity: Brilliant

269195  a robot: NONE SHALL PASS except if you go around to the side

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 yep. I put c h o p and it switcherinoed it to chop! Gotta love those switcherinos :)

269202  Felicity: He seems nice

269199  a robot: Aww yeah dem polygons

269202  a robot: I doubt it

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 I'm pretty sure I said whack off? I don't remember :/

269183  hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 I seal what you didn't.

269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

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269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

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269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

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Score:
736
 
 digabigpig: Complains about cold, dispached to Tatooine. Did not find the droids he was looking for.
 gary: @Alastair Why, with the power of the Death Star do we not have a tray that is fucking dry?
 Science: Damn illegial aliens taking all our space jobs.
 HermwoodLitmajor: The irregular clones were sent to Not Quite Jango Battalion
 Canzandridas Joe: Tropa de la tormenta!
 WaffleIron: Imperial Empire Co. is an equal opportunity employer.
 Alastair: @gary I do not need a tray to kill you.
 Alastair: Two guns should theoretically means he hits more often, in actuality, it just makes him miss twice as much.
 gary: The Death Star canteen celebrating Cinco de Mayo.
 waffles: @Skinr If I've learned anything from Doctor Who, it's that all aliens and spacefolk speak with some sort of British accent
 Skinr: "I have a question: Why do we all speak with British accents, when we're from outer space, and there is no Britain?"
 annterland: Aren't you a little short to be a storm trooper?
 afroking: Juan Solo
Image 91615   03-20-16   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
582
 
 willowsprite: @duckfarts he will give you coins, and then eat everyone.
 Micro Jackson: Narrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
 Cami: Actually looks like an old Boatswain I worked with.
 duckfarts: no-face is watching you, captain
 HermwoodLitmajor: Arr me hearties, we'll teach the Crimson Permanent Assurance a trick or two
 ssignature: Are ya ready kids?
 KL1NGON: You too can be a "Captain" for only $8.99 at your local Walgreen's, one size fits all.
 electrode: Cap'n Colbert
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Colbarrrrrrt
 Picklepuss: Cap'n J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
Image 91614   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
886
 
 Micro Jackson: Wait til he shits it out all over your rug.
 duckfarts: IT'S MADE OUT OF..............PEOPLE?
 Air Biscuit: Beefcake?
 Knice: That puppy really likes snapchat.
 Horp Lello: The cake is a lie
Image 91613   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
343
 
 Gomi Day: CRASH AND BURN
 LKoroton: Steampunk porn
 dobbiesdoogs: both the russians and the americans were evenly matched with regards to rca cable technology
 Skinr: @Angry Lobster @ninetailorochimaru the proper reply to both of your comments is: "It's so bad."
 bug: one, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war.
 Angry Lobster: Robot Jox: Best Worse movie ever.
 ninetailorochimaru: Reminds me of nintendo's power glove.
Image 91612   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
374
 
 LKoroton: @KL1NGON rad for rant
 LKoroton: @fanny gracias, senor momia!
 LKoroton: Not a finger
 Phum Munts: This shit has been going around creationist circles for over a hundred years. It's supposed to be "proof" of biblical claims that there were giant people around in Old testament times. The same verse also mentions that God had a ton of kids running around the Earth in those days, and you'd think that'd be one of those things they would like to distract attention from.
 Grandmas Ghost: @Canzandridas Joe "Fright from the Giant Finger" was my favorite monster movie!
 duckfarts: that's not my giant finger.....
 Canzandridas Joe: Failed monster? (like frankenstein's monster)
 WaffleIron: Snapchat science will be the title of my PhD dissertation.
 5 Headed Snake God: This doesn't seem so weird. It probably belongs to Osiris.
 froggyfresh: Show us your willy!
 trelyate: need an apple for scale
 KL1NGON: Memes are not science, I mean anyone could take any image and write any shit under it, right? Where is the peer review? If it's not published as a paper in a journal any claims must be regarded as extremely suspect.
 bug: [citation missing]
 Warezlock: I want to believe.
 Weedheart: Finger length is no indication of height.
 Knice: @MassDefect Okay, as long as it's just the tip.
 MassDefect: @Knice The tip.
 fanny: gracias senor esqueleto!
 killerjunglist: "Part of ancient Egypt"?
 Knice: "part of ancient Egypt?" What part?
 ninetailorochimaru: I don't care what anyone else thinks...I find this weird and rad.
Image 91611   03-20-16   Uploaded by    ninetailorochimaru
Score:
440
 
 redmonkey3: Neeed!
 Prombom: Scinc gon too far. Tach it
 duckfarts: FUCK. YEAH.
 happier: witches have come a long way
 HermwoodLitmajor: Having banned flame guns, guns, and knives, the English still lead the world in Flame Candle technology
 WaffleIron: Just in case of zombies. or Snow
 ssignature: Can't hold a candle to the German one
 Fid: Heels and flame thrower, that'll work
 Skinr: Spaceballs: The Flamethrower
 Zukero: Great way to take out weeds. Better than round up or the likes. Advertising it as a flamethrower though, is priceless.
 Rembo Rompus: great for keeping kids off of your damn lawn
 weirduncle: Burns "hotter".
 sumo: hell yeah
 ninetailorochimaru: Not the sale version, the heavy duty model
 ninetailorochimaru: 40 bucks for a fucking FLAMETHROWER?! SIGN ME UP!
 Coolguy: Yoga FLAME!
Image 91610   03-20-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
Image 91609 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by afroking. You have brought shame on us, afroking.
Score:
616
 
 Dick Inspector: IKEA bedspread?
 WaffleIron: It's like a soviet russia version of fallout. Also someone should call bethesda and do a soviet version of fallout.
 morakdais: We are here to get blood for the blood god
 ssignature: When Mugatu is President
 junglediseases: Mormon President.
 Zukero: @zazzer Metal Slug vs Street Fighter !
 The Turks: M. Bison?
 redmonkey3: Rad for Moebius - thot Bakshi art for Wizards initially...
Image 91608   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Chef Says
Score:
493
 
 Wander: Foolish samoorai will never expect my dog form.
 Air Biscuit: Now politics is starting to make sense.
 The Dog Dies: I AM AKU THE SHAPESHIFTING TIKI TORCH OF EVIL
 San DoDo: You're bad..not bad good, bad bad!
 Borkf: Always wondered how Aku's chompers worked. This explains a lot.
Image 91607   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
Score:
436
 
 willowsprite: @killerjunglist -no - can you eat it? - no - Is it a tennis ball? - no - Can you eat it? - no - Is it a tennis ball? -
 square44: Dog logic. Dogic.
 Headoftheclass: Simple Alporithm.
 ninetailorochimaru: Instructions unclear, got sprayed by water bottle.
 KnowLifer: Was it good? -- no -- Puke it out -- Return to owner
 brutal: Confusing without arrows.
 Knice: Needs more borkf.
 killerjunglist: Sound? -- Bark at it. -- no. -- Is it a tennis ball?
Image 91606   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Warezlock
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