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216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

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216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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 Derpderp: Someone murdered Oogie Boogie?
 Morpen Lungus: This made me vote rad @duckfarts
 LKoroton: @Mr. Butt do you have the video?
 dragon horn: Swamp creatures call it "The Beach."
 oregon man: @KingTrebek Yup. Soil litter dwelling animals will instinctively seek dry ground during a flood (that's also why you see worms come up out of the ground when it rains).
 redpeepee: Someone's fetish.
 duckfarts: nooooooooooooooooooooooooot that brave, sorry
 KingTrebek: Is this real?
 million laffs: hahahaha
 drhilljack: Voted rad for obvious reasons
 NoRagrets: Timon and Pumba flashback!
 dickbutt: nope
 Amy Housewine: They call it the protein post.
 carpwoman: BUFFET!
 killerjunglist: Yich! I HATE bugs! Ow! One of 'em bit me!
 Knice: That's the worst post I've seen all day.
 KL1NGON: Much more civilized than humans in the same situation.
 Scoo: When the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life.
Image 91592   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
782
 
 Mitchell: Awwwwwww, I forgive you for everything. Have a steak.
 Jeannie C: @ping adaptation for survival.
 ping: With a look like that, it's high on impossible to tell him off for peeing on the rug.
 dickbutt: sad puppers :(
Image 91591   03-20-16   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
182
 
 nlx27: he does have the strongest hair spray known to man
 Stephen Milkmus: This manual does not account for exquisite sensibilities required to sustain this coif with a straight (or angry) face.
 HermwoodLitmajor: A recent article said that one of Mr. Trump's properties has its own hair salon, yet he does his own hair. That is leadership
 Sadbot: Maximum effort for minimal effect
 Moldred: I hope that 5 involves a hurricane of toxic spiders
 Mr. Whiskers: Like cotton candy made of piss
 Amy Housewine: He looks strangely like Charles Dance in this one. Somehow.
 carpwoman: Still a loser no matter how you slice it.
 arock: and it's all vanity
Image 91590   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
37
 
 jackthesmack: @HermwoodLitmajor you get em
 HermwoodLitmajor: The only question now is whether the movie will be called "Stain" or "The Stains"
 Air Biscuit: @killerjunglist moldy mouse.
 werterland: "Yup, that's water damage. Doesn't look good. That'll be $800." -The contractor
 KL1NGON: This is one of the reasons why you don't dispose of a body in a drop ceiling.
 killerjunglist: @mrdiron They do? I see a lumpy Mickey Mouse.
 Teechur: I think I figured out where the hidden Mickey is hiding.
 mrdiron: the water stains look like body parts! ha! ha!
Image 91589   03-20-16   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
1054
 
 WaffleIron: Can we do a "borkf" flavored rewrite of this?
 Skinr: @Sadbot keep in mind, somewhere out there there's a naked guy with no arms or legs, sitting in a rented poison ivy patch, being forced to view this website.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Next time, don't vote for FDR
 Anus: @killerjunglist People have it worse than you, get over it.
 Wumph Morms: Tattoos. hooooooly shit you can see her
 Sadbot: I like to take this to an even larger scope. All problems are trivial except for those of the one human who has it worse than the other billions. Good logic!
 Shay: You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
 Agamemnon Triforce: @Coolguy Laughing at them isba perfectly good response.
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 Alastair: Yes, words will solve this chemical imbalance in my brain!!!!
 KL1NGON: When you tell people you're depressed, it makes them feel depressed. So keep it to yourself or tell someone paid to listen to it.
 Zukero: Homeopathy applied to psychology...
 VoR: Was this underneath a butthorn image?
 hajjpodge: This post gave me depression.
 Knice: "You're cuter when you're depressed."
 killerjunglist: "Wait, now I'M depressed!"
 Coolguy: I hear that's a bad way to deal with people like that
 NoRagrets: looks like a manic depressive
 Scoo: Wait, it's that easy?
Image 91588   03-20-16   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
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 HermwoodLitmajor: Our "victory secret" is using only sun-ripened bullets
 Agamemnon Triforce: @Zukero yes, since wet ammo may not fire at best or may cause the barrel to explode at worst.
 KL1NGON: When you think about why this is necessary to realize what a miserable deal it was for these fellows.
 Zukero: Dem better be dry when we'll use'm soldier !
 VoR: Fresh freedom tokens
 big h: peace thru superior firepower
 Coolguy: oldSchoolAmericanDiplomacy.jpg
 Knice: "For that Springtime-fresh death!"
 Darth Bater: That's a full week of outfits on the clothesline.
Image 91587   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
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 rand0: Just unlocked that dog's chompstreak
 HermwoodLitmajor: Codblops becomes dogplops
 GoodSir: Good riddance.
 Greyfeathers: Good boy!
 Agamemnon Triforce: Poor dog is going to shit blood if he swallowed any shards.
 CuriouSir: if that was my dog, he'd be limbed.
 dickbutt: The dog did you a favor
 KL1NGON: Coarsely grind the remainder and add to it's food.
 Zukero: New DRM against used games looks chompy.
 Coolguy: Dog says Xbox One only, damn it
 FeckingBirdsAgain: Zero Barkuation: this game is bad so I ated it.
 Austin: Good doggy!
 KyleisBobDole: Call of Doggy: Black Chomps
Image 91586   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Sayuri
Score:
518
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: Looks like I better gleam the cube... no, that's skating! Think, man, think
 junglediseases: Surf the WEB... WAVE of the Fu7uR3
 Pront Remp: Nice photoshop.
 Jeannie C: Those are skis.
 ping: Wheeeeeeeee!
Image 91585   03-20-16   Uploaded by    gary
Image 91584 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by seahawks. We'll pray for you, seahawks.
Score:
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 claphands: Sit there and remember what you did.
 Kess: D'awwwwwwwwwwwww!
 fridaynight: Woah. I'm extinct.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Awwww mommmmmm, pleaaaaaase?
 werterland: "Yes, Mom, I'll stay by this rock. I know I'm in time out."
 VoR: refugee elephants with only a pair of trunks between them.
 Knice: @Greyfeathers :D
 Greyfeathers: @Knice You call?
 Knice: Grey for scale.
 Scoo: y r u so smol? i am elephant
 ClockworkJackalope: Look, dad, here's the thing...
Image 91583   03-20-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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