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244494  funny in the wall: hate to tell you, kid that 30s suck even if you're an expert adulter

244493  fanny: Soooo...is this actually cake?

244487  funny in the wall: @Sadbot i think this is code for prostitute

244478  Skinr: English lesson one: Never omit an apostrophe.

244487  Dr Awkward: Free to douchebag?

244485  Skinr: I knew Sesame Street would end up like this when it moved to HBO.

244493  DrinkMixMan: *Blows out candles, silently wishing I was an Oscar Meyer wiener*

244490  Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 I can see it!

244488  Skinr: Noooooooooow here's a little story I gots to tell, about three bad brothers ya know so well

244491  Dr Awkward: Haha, there is a whole set of pictures of dudes with beards looking straight up. It is straight up disturbing.

244486  Shay: What a waste of graph paper.

244489  Shay: Prince Alarming is on his way.

244493  Warrax: Weirdest 3 year old birthday party I've ever been to. Cake was good though.

244493  Dr Awkward: Happy Wienerversary!

244491  Sadbot: Toothpaste for Dinner 3D

244431  2Berries: @WannaBee i'll take the smell of wine & cheap perfume please

244483  sparename: MOST cat milk does not come from cats...

244491  Mr. Butt: I just watched Eraserhead for the first time last night. Shit's crazy.

244355  kornisjon: Ugh. Social media edgelords.

244492  Side Boob: Shaka. When the walls fell. :P

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244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244466 barfolomew: 9. It actually looks pretty comfy.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244406 Side Boob: Same.



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Score:
660
 
 Derpderp: Someone murdered Oogie Boogie?
 Morpen Lungus: This made me vote rad @duckfarts
 LKoroton: @Mr. Butt do you have the video?
 dragon horn: Swamp creatures call it "The Beach."
 oregon man: @KingTrebek Yup. Soil litter dwelling animals will instinctively seek dry ground during a flood (that's also why you see worms come up out of the ground when it rains).
 redpeepee: Someone's fetish.
 duckfarts: nooooooooooooooooooooooooot that brave, sorry
 KingTrebek: Is this real?
 million laffs: hahahaha
 drhilljack: Voted rad for obvious reasons
 NoRagrets: Timon and Pumba flashback!
 dickbutt: nope
 Amy Housewine: They call it the protein post.
 carpwoman: BUFFET!
 killerjunglist: Yich! I HATE bugs! Ow! One of 'em bit me!
 Knice: That's the worst post I've seen all day.
 KL1NGON: Much more civilized than humans in the same situation.
 Scoo: When the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life.
Image 91592   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
782
 
 Mitchell: Awwwwwww, I forgive you for everything. Have a steak.
 Jeannie C: @ping adaptation for survival.
 phil: With a look like that, it's high on impossible to tell him off for peeing on the rug.
 dickbutt: sad puppers :(
Image 91591   03-20-16   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
182
 
 nlx27: he does have the strongest hair spray known to man
 Stephen Milkmus: This manual does not account for exquisite sensibilities required to sustain this coif with a straight (or angry) face.
 HermwoodLitmajor: A recent article said that one of Mr. Trump's properties has its own hair salon, yet he does his own hair. That is leadership
 Sadbot: Maximum effort for minimal effect
 Moldred: I hope that 5 involves a hurricane of toxic spiders
 Mr. Whiskers: Like cotton candy made of piss
 Amy Housewine: He looks strangely like Charles Dance in this one. Somehow.
 carpwoman: Still a loser no matter how you slice it.
 arock: and it's all vanity
Image 91590   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
37
 
 jackthesmack: @HermwoodLitmajor you get em
 HermwoodLitmajor: The only question now is whether the movie will be called "Stain" or "The Stains"
 Air Biscuit: @killerjunglist moldy mouse.
 werterland: "Yup, that's water damage. Doesn't look good. That'll be $800." -The contractor
 KL1NGON: This is one of the reasons why you don't dispose of a body in a drop ceiling.
 killerjunglist: @mrdiron They do? I see a lumpy Mickey Mouse.
 Teechur: I think I figured out where the hidden Mickey is hiding.
 mrdiron: the water stains look like body parts! ha! ha!
Image 91589   03-20-16   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
1054
 
 WaffleIron: Can we do a "borkf" flavored rewrite of this?
 Skinr: @Sadbot keep in mind, somewhere out there there's a naked guy with no arms or legs, sitting in a rented poison ivy patch, being forced to view this website.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Next time, don't vote for FDR
 Anus: @killerjunglist People have it worse than you, get over it.
 Wumph Morms: Tattoos. hooooooly shit you can see her
 Sadbot: I like to take this to an even larger scope. All problems are trivial except for those of the one human who has it worse than the other billions. Good logic!
 Shay: You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
 Agamemnon Triforce: @Coolguy Laughing at them isba perfectly good response.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Stop using your chemical imbalance as an attention getting device.
 Alastair: Yes, words will solve this chemical imbalance in my brain!!!!
 KL1NGON: When you tell people you're depressed, it makes them feel depressed. So keep it to yourself or tell someone paid to listen to it.
 Zukero: Homeopathy applied to psychology...
 VoR: Was this underneath a butthorn image?
 hajjpodge: This post gave me depression.
 Knice: "You're cuter when you're depressed."
 Coolguy: I hear that's a bad way to deal with people like that
 NoRagrets: looks like a manic depressive
 Scoo: Wait, it's that easy?
Image 91588   03-20-16   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
322
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: Our "victory secret" is using only sun-ripened bullets
 Agamemnon Triforce: @Zukero yes, since wet ammo may not fire at best or may cause the barrel to explode at worst.
 KL1NGON: When you think about why this is necessary to realize what a miserable deal it was for these fellows.
 Zukero: Dem better be dry when we'll use'm soldier !
 VoR: Fresh freedom tokens
 big h: peace thru superior firepower
 Coolguy: oldSchoolAmericanDiplomacy.jpg
 Knice: "For that Springtime-fresh death!"
 Darth Bater: That's a full week of outfits on the clothesline.
Image 91587   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
650
 
 rand0: Just unlocked that dog's chompstreak
 HermwoodLitmajor: Codblops becomes dogplops
 GoodSir: Good riddance.
 Greyfeathers: Good boy!
 Agamemnon Triforce: Poor dog is going to shit blood if he swallowed any shards.
 CuriouSir: if that was my dog, he'd be limbed.
 dickbutt: The dog did you a favor
 KL1NGON: Coarsely grind the remainder and add to it's food.
 Zukero: New DRM against used games looks chompy.
 Coolguy: Dog says Xbox One only, damn it
 FeckingBirdsAgain: Zero Barkuation: this game is bad so I ated it.
 Austin: Good doggy!
 KyleisBobDole: Call of Doggy: Black Chomps
Image 91586   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Sayuri
Score:
518
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: Looks like I better gleam the cube... no, that's skating! Think, man, think
 junglediseases: Surf the WEB... WAVE of the Fu7uR3
 Pront Remp: Nice photoshop.
 Jeannie C: Those are skis.
 randomhobo: Wheeeeeeeee!
Image 91585   03-20-16   Uploaded by    gary
Image 91584 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by seahawks. We'll pray for you, seahawks.
Score:
710
 
 claphands: Sit there and remember what you did.
 Kess: D'awwwwwwwwwwwww!
 fridaynight: Woah. I'm extinct.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Awwww mommmmmm, pleaaaaaase?
 werterland: "Yes, Mom, I'll stay by this rock. I know I'm in time out."
 VoR: refugee elephants with only a pair of trunks between them.
 Knice: @Greyfeathers :D
 Greyfeathers: @Knice You call?
 Knice: Grey for scale.
 Scoo: y r u so smol? i am elephant
 ClockworkJackalope: Look, dad, here's the thing...
Image 91583   03-20-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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