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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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 Flelm Plemopert: Someone murdered Oogie Boogie?
 Thurb Rempuble: This made me vote rad @duckfarts
 Gilm Brongo: @Mr. Butt do you have the video?
 Mulm Rempuble: Swamp creatures call it "The Beach."
 Gaple Flumple: @KingTrebek Yup. Soil litter dwelling animals will instinctively seek dry ground during a flood (that's also why you see worms come up out of the ground when it rains).
 Creft Morpomple: Someone's fetish.
 Lople Horpungus: nooooooooooooooooooooooooot that brave, sorry
 Ping Cremongus: Is this real?
 Rimp Drumupert: hahahaha
 Truple Cremungo: Voted rad for obvious reasons
 Demp Grunongo: Timon and Pumba flashback!
 Vald Morpungo: nope
 Horb Plemuble: They call it the protein post.
 Pamp Morpumple: BUFFET!
 Leng Horpumple: Yich! I HATE bugs! Ow! One of 'em bit me!
 Bort Brongo: That's the worst post I've seen all day.
 Flulm Horpomple: Much more civilized than humans in the same situation.
 Gong Plungo: When the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life.
Image 91592   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Vumpo Plemongus
 Trurbo Horpuble: Awwwwwww, I forgive you for everything. Have a steak.
 Girm Dampumple: @ping adaptation for survival.
 Frong Albongo: With a look like that, it's high on impossible to tell him off for peeing on the rug.
 Roft Grumple: sad puppers :(
Image 91591   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Guple Grunumple
 Treft Rempoble: he does have the strongest hair spray known to man
 Mung Drumungo: This manual does not account for exquisite sensibilities required to sustain this coif with a straight (or angry) face.
 Pople Grumbies: A recent article said that one of Mr. Trump's properties has its own hair salon, yet he does his own hair. That is leadership
 Pimp Brungo: Maximum effort for minimal effect
 Thelm Rempomple: I hope that 5 involves a hurricane of toxic spiders
 Rerbo Flumungus: Like cotton candy made of piss
 Jarb Plomple: He looks strangely like Charles Dance in this one. Somehow.
 Hurbo Grupert: Still a loser no matter how you slice it.
 Gaft Rempombies: and it's all vanity
Image 91590   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Pempo Plemomple
 Deft Grunupert: @HermwoodLitmajor you get em
 Thart Plemopert: The only question now is whether the movie will be called "Stain" or "The Stains"
 Flarb Drumupert: @killerjunglist moldy mouse.
 Holm Rempopert: "Yup, that's water damage. Doesn't look good. That'll be $800." -The contractor
 Flongo Grunombies: This is one of the reasons why you don't dispose of a body in a drop ceiling.
 Fliwn Plemoble: @mrdiron They do? I see a lumpy Mickey Mouse.
 Thart Drumombies: I think I figured out where the hidden Mickey is hiding.
 Pirb Horpoble: the water stains look like body parts! ha! ha!
Image 91589   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Thango Dampopert
 Froft Flumple: Can we do a "borkf" flavored rewrite of this?
 Milm Grunombies: @Sadbot keep in mind, somewhere out there there's a naked guy with no arms or legs, sitting in a rented poison ivy patch, being forced to view this website.
 Derm Grungus: Next time, don't vote for FDR
 Crorm Albungo: @killerjunglist People have it worse than you, get over it.
 Trarm Cremombies: Tattoos. hooooooly shit you can see her
 Fliwn Drumuble: I like to take this to an even larger scope. All problems are trivial except for those of the one human who has it worse than the other billions. Good logic!
 Bawn Morpumple: You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
 Jempo Grombies: @Coolguy Laughing at them isba perfectly good response.
 Gumpo Morpumbies: Stop using your chemical imbalance as an attention getting device.
 Marbo Brungo: Yes, words will solve this chemical imbalance in my brain!!!!
 Flamp Flomple: When you tell people you're depressed, it makes them feel depressed. So keep it to yourself or tell someone paid to listen to it.
 Part Horpumbies: Homeopathy applied to psychology...
 Ruple Dampopert: Was this underneath a butthorn image?
 Dawn Cremongo: This post gave me depression.
 Flert Morpupert: "You're cuter when you're depressed."
 Deng Albuble: I hear that's a bad way to deal with people like that
 Gung Dampuble: looks like a manic depressive
 Crople Rempopert: Wait, it's that easy?
Image 91588   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Flango Dampungus
 Duft Gropert: Our "victory secret" is using only sun-ripened bullets
 Luple Rempungo: @Zukero yes, since wet ammo may not fire at best or may cause the barrel to explode at worst.
 Jald Plemopert: When you think about why this is necessary to realize what a miserable deal it was for these fellows.
 Goft Plemongo: Dem better be dry when we'll use'm soldier !
 Vift Flongo: Fresh freedom tokens
 Derb Dampombies: peace thru superior firepower
 Frirbo Gruble: oldSchoolAmericanDiplomacy.jpg
 Vingo Fluble: "For that Springtime-fresh death!"
 Pewn Grunungus: That's a full week of outfits on the clothesline.
Image 91587   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Gort Grombies
 Flawn Dampumple: Just unlocked that dog's chompstreak
 Lempo Morpongus: Codblops becomes dogplops
 Thople Dampumbies: Good riddance.
 Lorb Grunupert: Good boy!
 Helm Rempomple: Poor dog is going to shit blood if he swallowed any shards.
 Flomp Plemumple: if that was my dog, he'd be limbed.
 Crang Rempongus: The dog did you a favor
 Garb Drumumple: Coarsely grind the remainder and add to it's food.
 Peft Cremuble: New DRM against used games looks chompy.
 Rild Drumumple: Dog says Xbox One only, damn it
 Muple Plemopert: Zero Barkuation: this game is bad so I ated it.
 Fralm Broble: Good doggy!
 Perb Grunopert: Call of Doggy: Black Chomps
Image 91586   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Dirb Plungus
 Durt Grunongo: Looks like I better gleam the cube... no, that's skating! Think, man, think
 Cremp Grunupert: Surf the WEB... WAVE of the Fu7uR3
 Jarb Horpopert: Nice photoshop.
 Jingo Albumple: Those are skis.
 Cramp Cremuble: Wheeeeeeeee!
Image 91585   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Ruwn Flumongus
Image 91584 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by seahawks. We'll pray for you, seahawks.
 Bert Albumbies: Sit there and remember what you did.
 Fling Grongus: D'awwwwwwwwwwwww!
 Rirm Cremupert: Woah. I'm extinct.
 Fruple Rempopert: Awwww mommmmmm, pleaaaaaase?
 Flaple Plongo: "Yes, Mom, I'll stay by this rock. I know I'm in time out."
 Hulm Bromple: refugee elephants with only a pair of trunks between them.
 Crold Cremungo: @Greyfeathers :D
 Limp Dampungo: @Knice You call?
 Pift Horpungus: Grey for scale.
 Bingo Horpombies: y r u so smol? i am elephant
 Trirm Grunongus: Look, dad, here's the thing...
Image 91583   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Jomp Cremuble
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