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175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

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174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

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Score:
569
 
 KingTrebek: She's stretching its legs for it
 Lestrange: now kiss...
 Warrax: Breastfeeding is the most natural thing.
 burritos: Been in the shower way too long. yes......
 a robot: What a pretty baby!
 Amy Housewine: "Mommy, that bully bear took my Deepening Suspicions and threw them down a canyon!"
 killerjunglist: Tell me another story about freedom...
 lizzz: tumblr.jpg
 Otterman: Now kith.
 NuclearWinter: who's a good boy?
 NuclearWinter: who's a good boy?
 bizijosh: Baby Gwaihir
 Teechur: Rock-a-bye baby, in the tr....OH MY GOD! MY EYES!!!
Image 91525   03-20-16   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
501
 
 Amy Housewine: I like to call it 'Lost Wages'.
 Noremak: @Robespierre Nice to see you're back into your groove. Keep the walls of text coming. Gotta make up for all those good conversations you missed out on.
 Robespierre: @your nana Car theft, burglaries, and robberies are through the ceiling, and drug and sex crimes are on the rise. Sure, there are numerous "cool" things to do here, but the quality of life for those living in Las Vegas has tanked since we moved here almost 12 years ago. I'll TRY to find some Rad photos approximating my daily Las Vegas experience, but that might be difficult to do - Vegas is very sensitive about its public image.
 Robespierre: @your nana Between Koval and Maryland, just east of the Strip, and between D.I. and Trop is the highest crime area in Metro's jurisdiction - just a handful of of blocks off the Strip. We're in the middle of an unprecedented murder wave, and Metro can't come to any sort of agreement as to what to do about it. The only reason the published unemployment rate is down from it's Recession peak is because the huge percentage of people employed in part time - generally 20 to 32 hours per week - and on-call - 4 (seriously) to 20 hours per week - jobs are considered as fully employed for such figures. Hourly wages are also down, on an average of 20%-25% from before the Recession. Weve had 3 neighbors commit suicide in the past 4 years, apparently because of financial pressures.
 Robespierre: @your nana: This is going to be a very long response, but please, bear with me. I appreciate your point from a visitor's perspective, but understand that my viewpoint is that of someone who has lived here both pre- and post-Recession. In my formerly decent neighborhood (atop the hill west of Decatur, just north of Flamingo). 25% of the homes in our neighborhood were abandoned at the peak of the recession; it's probably down to 10% now, but it's still creepy living next door to a decaying home and having others rehabbed for party rentals. Drug dealers, on foot, set up shop on our street corners at night during weekends; they text out their location, and their customers drive in to cop all night long.
 rand0: @your nana I think you're wrong about vegas, but fine, give us all a look at your vegas, through the medium of rad images.
 rand0: RAD for KWC
 tib gubb: obama's america
 Robespierre: @a robot And I'm going to dump 43 Crumbs on you so you can REALLY have something to complain about.
 a robot: @SomeCanadian Of course it got angry, @Robespierre is back.
 KyleisBobDole: Hong Kong wasn't as good as Dragonfall, but it is still worth playing through, chummer.
 Anus: Did Judge Dredd work there?
 SomeCanadian: This convo got angry all of a sudden. FRIENDLY Spaceship.
 toolbag: @Robespierre yeah, torn down thr year I was born. Hope to at least see Slab City some day.
 Robespierre: @your nana Stick up for this corporate sewer; I don't care what you do. I'm outta here in a month and a half, being transferred to Singapore, and I won't miss it one bit. Have fun at the Downtown project; that's not my kinda scene.
 your nana: @Robespierre getting a little tired of you hating on vegas, dude. there are plenty of cool things if you look hard enough. the whole town's not just the strip, you know
 Robespierre: @toolbag This place is long gone, unfortunately. I'd tell you that I live in Las Vegas, which I do, but then I'd also have to tell you that there is nothing cool about this dump.
 toolbag: @Robespierre pick me up next time you go on a cool trip, I got gas money
 Robespierre: @toolbag I went there on a bet. It was somewhere between funky and freaky. And I went back several times. The only thing even close to KWC in HK today is Chungking Mansions, but it will never be able to hold a candle to this place.
 night shift: Way past bulldoze time in Sim city.
 toolbag: Kowloon Walled City!
Image 91524   03-20-16   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
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 Kess: Still an adequate representation of politics today.
 Warrax: No other choice. They accidentally touched while recharging JO crystals.
 J. Random Bozo: Pharrell wants his hat back, guys
 Anus: You can shoot your friends, and you can shoot your mouth off... but you can't shoot your friends mouth off
 SomeCanadian: AmericanPolitics.jpg
 Darkasnoon: Blow me in the mouth, I dare you.
 your nana: open wide!
 Moldred: Your shoes are untied...or unstrapped...or whatever
 Knice: "Now let's rub wieners."
 bizijosh: Sexually repressed.
 fling: you first
Image 91523   03-20-16   Uploaded by    your nana
Score:
794
 
 Suburbanmom: I wonder if I can get there with air miles
 CuriouSir: fart osshole.
 Skaalar: It's a good thing they can't read
 Headoftheclass: I thought it was 'Fort KICKASS'.
 Knice: *fist bump*
 ping: I've seen this so many times. Still funny, though.
Image 91522   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
562
 
 Amy Housewine: ...and that's the story of America.
 Shay: This remake of Paradise Lost is looking good.
 a robot: @fanny You can't erase @DrinkMixMan from history!
 Mister S: Only slightly less insane and over the top than Jon McNaughton's work.
 Mr. Whiskers: Yankee Doodle went to town / tripping on some acid
 Agamemnon Triforce: Is this a scene from the finale of Hamilton?
 Teechur: Thank you, @fanny I was just loading up MSPaint.
 fanny: I'll save someone the shop effort... just imagine mascot next to Steve Irwin.
Image 91521   03-20-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
682
 
 Kess: Good Doge!
 kristy: ummmmmmmm
 a robot: That dog is ridiculously cute!
 Amy Housewine: Dogtor Zoidberg.
Image 91520   03-20-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
466
 
 Albatross: Chuck Norris's papa
Image 91519   03-20-16   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
423
 
 Rachelina: Eatin waaaaaaay too many sugar coo
 Cami: ..makes the hurt feel good...
 Disclosure: LOOK OUT, SPITTER. thats right, *youre worse*. sorry,
 beefbeef: Is he talking about his soul?
 Mr. Whiskers: You have to work up to 3
 Knice: 1-2 inches
 hurr: it hurts so good
 FatTigerWoods: The face of a newly discovered fetish
 Dobly: 7-8 National Women's Day
Image 91518   03-20-16   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
495
 
 lebron: okay, this is actually funny
 Warrax: This is why I don't go outside.
 tib gubb: but who took the picture?
 Mr. Whiskers: I've seen enough Road Runner cartoons to know this is perfectly safe as long as you don't look down
 guest: sweaty palms
 your nana: caught between a rock and a hard place
 morakdais: 127 hours later...
 Amy Housewine: "Yup, this is where I lost my Irresponsible Statements and Deepening Suspicions."
 Dobly: shhhhh now watch this prank, im hiding here in the moss with a nice new air horn...
Image 91517   03-20-16   Uploaded by    your nana
Score:
527
 
 a robot: Well, duh.
 Skaalar: Cats in general...
 Mr. Whiskers: Fort Asshole
Image 91516   03-20-16   Uploaded by    neutron
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