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268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

268214  Urn BooUrn: I remember doing this as a kid.

268224  Yam: This is weirdly sexy. Why is my brain telling me this is sexy

268231  Mexico: I guess we'll just walk.

268222  Yam: Prove it

268223  Yam: cute guy

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2. MrBoffo
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267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.



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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
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 6. time is wastin: 2331 points
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 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1651 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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Score:
581
 
 kate shutupton: ..and the wife is "visiting her sister"
 ironmaiden: me & you, lets get married and be gross together.
 LKoroton: @Robespierre you gracefully slapped my face
 Doodle: Population: you
 KnifeySpooney: @LKoroton Net
 LKoroton: Gross
 Thyming: This is the home that couple from high school that wouldn't stop frenching in the halls. We outcast them here.
 Borkf: @dobbiesdoogs You are on-freaking-fire today. Many +s.
 Anus: What's the Net pop?
 dickbutt: @dobbiesdoogs god damn, beat me to it by a long shot
 Albatross: Here's hoping they got rid of that cup
 Knice: They are both squirrels. But they make nice signs.
 Warrax: @dobbiesdoogs They left because of what these two were doing. The name always had two meanings, and one couldn't bear the other.
 dobbiesdoogs: what happened to the other 142 people?
Image 91441   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
233
 
 Brain Thoughts: @morakdais NO USPS BELONGS WITH UPS
 Frank herbert: @dobbiesdoogs nice
 morakdais: us postal x fedex LET'S GET SHIPPING
 Warrax: @dobbiesdoogs Also rather expressive.
 Knice: Ready for some serious posting.
 dobbiesdoogs: this person has their priorities in order
Image 91440   03-19-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
623
 
 rand0: Apple Cabin Foods' big corporate competitor. I bet there isn't a Party Beef in the whole place.
 Doodle: Taco rubs? Condoms? Sandwiches? They have it all!
 Alastair: SNAP INTO A HOUSE-CURED SALAMI TUBE!!!!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Breakfast of Champions: 5 Hour Slow Roasted Energy + Slow Cooked Vintage Breakfast Sandwich...and one Artisanal Roach Bomb, because WTF not?
 WaffleIron: But is it gluten free?
 willowsprite: Mmmm, "hand fried."
 Warrax: I love Oaxacan sea salt taco rub!
 Yttermayn : The front window of Apple Cabin Foods.
 Gomi Day: I;m thinking about thos Salumi Tubes
 fling: I'll have a pack of free-range tobacco inhalers and a cruelty-free lottery participation voucher
Image 91439   03-19-16   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
451
 
 Science: Kamen Rider V3 is the best.
 Bluetocracy: Voltron had to fight some fierce alien bug technology
 CuriouSir: power rangers reboot looking as good as the judge dredd reboot.
 bug: This is my kind of crew.
 Alastair: @WaffleIron this is actually old than Mad Max.
 SoyUnPerdedor: You really don't want to cross paths with this biker gang...that is unless you're packing one Artisanal Roach Bomb
 WaffleIron: Japan does a Mad Max reboot.
 Knice: Squad goals.
Image 91438   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Image 91437 is unbelievably bad (score -24) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by skunkrocker. Boo, skunkrocker.
Score:
528
 
 Doodle: That moment when you see the dessert table
 Frank herbert: why you can have chocolate fountains.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "TARGET LOCKED AND ACQUIRED"
 savvoy: Full immersion in 3... 2...
 Knice: She is brave enough.
 realjon: Holy buckets!
 Albatross: By Merlin's beard!!!
 Pingu IRL: When i said i wanted a big, dark delicious fountain of deliciousness, this isn't what i meant, but i'll take it, beetus be damnd!
 Greyfeathers: What sorcery is this?
Image 91436   03-19-16   Uploaded by    annterland
Score:
588
 
 Kess: You could never take Jane anywhere.
 Doodle: I just noticed the fucking cat
 Catcat: Where's Yellow Shirt Girl's other hand? Her expression makes it pretty clear.
 grandma: @Jongo Morpuble that, and one of dem hoes got a napkin on her head... what does that say?
 a robot: @Jongo Morpuble Art History major?
 Knice: @Jongo Morpuble Thank you; that's an interesting perspective. Way deeper than mine. :-)
 NoOneImportant: @Knice Cats were usually stock symbols for sexual deviance and impropriety. The similar expression on the cat and the man is probably meant to drive home the point that the cat stands for him and his rakish ways. Given the flashy clothes and the way the women are looking at the viewer I think the implication is that they're prostitutes.
 Knice: I like how the cat's giving the ole stinkeye, too.
 Warrax: REALLY hard to get creepshots in the 19th century.
 shwoarty: "I wonder if he noticed that I'm wearing the menu on my head!"
 Mr. Whiskers: Would you pose for this painting? Elijah would.
 ch: We're totally ripping on you Leo we all got MBA and you have a degree in eating paint during the lean years SUPER BURNS ON YOUR SAD ARTIST ASSHOLE
 dobbiesdoogs: that guy's been staring at us and painting for, like, 10 hours
Image 91435   03-19-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
914
 
 LogicKitty: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
 Frank herbert: African or European?
 morakdais: He has already got one, it is quite nice
 square44: Attack on Frenchman
 Albatross: @Darkasnoon Nu?
 Albatross: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
 crudites: Why is this shit not on netflix? Are they still making money off dvds? I remember when all of monty python was on there...
 Yttermayn : I fart on your general direction!
 Darkasnoon: Ni Ni!
Image 91434   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Matt Face
Score:
392
 
 ani625: "Hello master, would you like to play a game of murder-fetch?"
 Backhand: Dog's beaming
 bug: Just some high quality uranium, my friend.
 Frank herbert: zombie dog.
 redmonkey3: I don't know how to tell you this. You have no plutonium.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "yes human, put that sandwich down and walk away, good boy"
 ron mexico: i;m thinking about thos kibbles
 a robot: LAZERS AT MAXIMUM
 Darkasnoon: Looking into her eyes, is like looking into two deep, never ending puddles of sun heated pee.
 Blimpet: My eyes have been replaced with LemonHead candies!
Image 91433   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
208
 
 CuriouSir: guillotine instructions unclear...
 Air Biscuit: Kraftwerk/three stooges mashup lookn good.
 Mr. Whiskers: I applaud his bravery
Image 91432   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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