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257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

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257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.



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Score:
581
 
 kate shutupton: ..and the wife is "visiting her sister"
 ironmaiden: me & you, lets get married and be gross together.
 LKoroton: @Robespierre you gracefully slapped my face
 Doodle: Population: you
 KnifeySpooney: @LKoroton Net
 LKoroton: Gross
 Thyming: This is the home that couple from high school that wouldn't stop frenching in the halls. We outcast them here.
 Borkf: @dobbiesdoogs You are on-freaking-fire today. Many +s.
 Anus: What's the Net pop?
 dickbutt: @dobbiesdoogs god damn, beat me to it by a long shot
 Albatross: Here's hoping they got rid of that cup
 Knice: They are both squirrels. But they make nice signs.
 Warrax: @dobbiesdoogs They left because of what these two were doing. The name always had two meanings, and one couldn't bear the other.
 dobbiesdoogs: what happened to the other 142 people?
Image 91441   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
233
 
 jochenau: @morakdais NO USPS BELONGS WITH UPS
 Frank herbert: @dobbiesdoogs nice
 morakdais: us postal x fedex LET'S GET SHIPPING
 Warrax: @dobbiesdoogs Also rather expressive.
 Knice: Ready for some serious posting.
 dobbiesdoogs: this person has their priorities in order
Image 91440   03-19-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
623
 
 rand0: Apple Cabin Foods' big corporate competitor. I bet there isn't a Party Beef in the whole place.
 Doodle: Taco rubs? Condoms? Sandwiches? They have it all!
 Alastair: SNAP INTO A HOUSE-CURED SALAMI TUBE!!!!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Breakfast of Champions: 5 Hour Slow Roasted Energy + Slow Cooked Vintage Breakfast Sandwich...and one Artisanal Roach Bomb, because WTF not?
 WaffleIron: But is it gluten free?
 willowsprite: Mmmm, "hand fried."
 Warrax: I love Oaxacan sea salt taco rub!
 Yttermayn : The front window of Apple Cabin Foods.
 Gomi Day: I;m thinking about thos Salumi Tubes
 fling: I'll have a pack of free-range tobacco inhalers and a cruelty-free lottery participation voucher
Image 91439   03-19-16   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
451
 
 Science: Kamen Rider V3 is the best.
 Bluetocracy: Voltron had to fight some fierce alien bug technology
 CuriouSir: power rangers reboot looking as good as the judge dredd reboot.
 bug: This is my kind of crew.
 Alastair: @WaffleIron this is actually old than Mad Max.
 SoyUnPerdedor: You really don't want to cross paths with this biker gang...that is unless you're packing one Artisanal Roach Bomb
 WaffleIron: Japan does a Mad Max reboot.
 Knice: Squad goals.
Image 91438   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Image 91437 is unbelievably bad (score -24) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by skunkrocker. We'll pray for you, skunkrocker.
Score:
528
 
 Doodle: That moment when you see the dessert table
 Frank herbert: why you can have chocolate fountains.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "TARGET LOCKED AND ACQUIRED"
 savvoy: Full immersion in 3... 2...
 Knice: She is brave enough.
 carpwoman: Holy buckets!
 Albatross: By Merlin's beard!!!
 Pingu IRL: When i said i wanted a big, dark delicious fountain of deliciousness, this isn't what i meant, but i'll take it, beetus be damnd!
 Greyfeathers: What sorcery is this?
Image 91436   03-19-16   Uploaded by    annterland
Score:
588
 
 Kess: You could never take Jane anywhere.
 Doodle: I just noticed the fucking cat
 Mr. Shine: Where's Yellow Shirt Girl's other hand? Her expression makes it pretty clear.
 grandma: @Jongo Morpuble that, and one of dem hoes got a napkin on her head... what does that say?
 a robot: @Jongo Morpuble Art History major?
 Knice: @Jongo Morpuble Thank you; that's an interesting perspective. Way deeper than mine. :-)
 NoOneImportant: @Knice Cats were usually stock symbols for sexual deviance and impropriety. The similar expression on the cat and the man is probably meant to drive home the point that the cat stands for him and his rakish ways. Given the flashy clothes and the way the women are looking at the viewer I think the implication is that they're prostitutes.
 Knice: I like how the cat's giving the ole stinkeye, too.
 Warrax: REALLY hard to get creepshots in the 19th century.
 jochenau: "I wonder if he noticed that I'm wearing the menu on my head!"
 Mr. Whiskers: Would you pose for this painting? Elijah would.
 ch: We're totally ripping on you Leo we all got MBA and you have a degree in eating paint during the lean years SUPER BURNS ON YOUR SAD ARTIST ASSHOLE
 dobbiesdoogs: that guy's been staring at us and painting for, like, 10 hours
Image 91435   03-19-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
914
 
 LogicKitty: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
 Frank herbert: African or European?
 morakdais: He has already got one, it is quite nice
 square44: Attack on Frenchman
 Albatross: @Darkasnoon Nu?
 Albatross: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
 crudites: Why is this shit not on netflix? Are they still making money off dvds? I remember when all of monty python was on there...
 Yttermayn : I fart on your general direction!
 Darkasnoon: Ni Ni!
Image 91434   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Matt Face
Score:
392
 
 ani625: "Hello master, would you like to play a game of murder-fetch?"
 Backhand: Dog's beaming
 bug: Just some high quality uranium, my friend.
 Frank herbert: zombie dog.
 redmonkey3: I don't know how to tell you this. You have no plutonium.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "yes human, put that sandwich down and walk away, good boy"
 ron mexico: i;m thinking about thos kibbles
 a robot: LAZERS AT MAXIMUM
 Darkasnoon: Looking into her eyes, is like looking into two deep, never ending puddles of sun heated pee.
 Blimpet: My eyes have been replaced with LemonHead candies!
Image 91433   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
208
 
 CuriouSir: guillotine instructions unclear...
 Air Biscuit: Kraftwerk/three stooges mashup lookn good.
 Mr. Whiskers: I applaud his bravery
Image 91432   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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