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268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

268423  Mad Collager: Borkfupine

268451  Fiveninety: surefire way to get me to set all of the timers and immediately show myself out

268450  Air Biscuit: "Sir, were you aware you were moving at a crawl compared to the rest of traffic?"

268448  Yam: Front facing Homer is a cutie

268449  Air Biscuit: This is what people who chose to ignore mandatory flood evacuation notices actually believe.

268444  Air Biscuit: Is your dog part cat?

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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.



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 Kess: You could never take Jane anywhere.
 Doodle: I just noticed the fucking cat
 Catcat: Where's Yellow Shirt Girl's other hand? Her expression makes it pretty clear.
 grandma: @Jongo Morpuble that, and one of dem hoes got a napkin on her head... what does that say?
 a robot: @Jongo Morpuble Art History major?
 Knice: @Jongo Morpuble Thank you; that's an interesting perspective. Way deeper than mine. :-)
 NoOneImportant: @Knice Cats were usually stock symbols for sexual deviance and impropriety. The similar expression on the cat and the man is probably meant to drive home the point that the cat stands for him and his rakish ways. Given the flashy clothes and the way the women are looking at the viewer I think the implication is that they're prostitutes.
 Knice: I like how the cat's giving the ole stinkeye, too.
 Warrax: REALLY hard to get creepshots in the 19th century.
 shwoarty: "I wonder if he noticed that I'm wearing the menu on my head!"
 Mr. Whiskers: Would you pose for this painting? Elijah would.
 ch: We're totally ripping on you Leo we all got MBA and you have a degree in eating paint during the lean years SUPER BURNS ON YOUR SAD ARTIST ASSHOLE
 dobbiesdoogs: that guy's been staring at us and painting for, like, 10 hours
Image 91435   03-19-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
914
 
 LogicKitty: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
 Frank herbert: African or European?
 morakdais: He has already got one, it is quite nice
 square44: Attack on Frenchman
 Albatross: @Darkasnoon Nu?
 Albatross: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
 crudites: Why is this shit not on netflix? Are they still making money off dvds? I remember when all of monty python was on there...
 Yttermayn : I fart on your general direction!
 Darkasnoon: Ni Ni!
Image 91434   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Matt Face
Score:
392
 
 ani625: "Hello master, would you like to play a game of murder-fetch?"
 Backhand: Dog's beaming
 bug: Just some high quality uranium, my friend.
 Frank herbert: zombie dog.
 redmonkey3: I don't know how to tell you this. You have no plutonium.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "yes human, put that sandwich down and walk away, good boy"
 ron mexico: i;m thinking about thos kibbles
 a robot: LAZERS AT MAXIMUM
 Darkasnoon: Looking into her eyes, is like looking into two deep, never ending puddles of sun heated pee.
 Blimpet: My eyes have been replaced with LemonHead candies!
Image 91433   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
208
 
 CuriouSir: guillotine instructions unclear...
 Air Biscuit: Kraftwerk/three stooges mashup lookn good.
 Mr. Whiskers: I applaud his bravery
Image 91432   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
454
 
 withak: Seal said "dibs" right before it hit the line.
 Doodle: At least he has proof when he says " I got a big 'un but a seal got it"
 Jeannie C: Count your fingers.
 Frank herbert: seal of approval
 Air Biscuit: Grift well, fish lifter. In goin out for seafood tonight.
 Knice: You caught this? I caught this.
 Blimpet: You have been visited by the Steal Lion of fish grabbing. You will blessed with the freshest Ahi and the tastiest trout, but only if you post "Grift well, Fish Lifter."
 San DoDo: *nibble*
 Darkasnoon: @Urn BooUrn that has my seal of approval
 Urn BooUrn: Welcome to seal day on Aggrogator.
 willowsprite: Mine! Mine!
 Mitchell: *YOINK*
Image 91431   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
485
 
 NoRagrets: I see your girlfriend is a mermaid.
 Knice: Next thing you know, they're online getting paid to yell at their own genitals.
 Darkasnoon: Is your seal a Horse?
 Scoo: Actual country boys
Image 91430   03-19-16   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
485
 
 Rembo Prundus: @StuporFly friendlyspaceship.jpg
 StuporFly: Welcome to the south.
 ch: They are different I can tell
 thratchen: But regardless, now I kind of want a toilet on my front porch.
 Janston: @willowsprite CountryBoyz2Men?
 willowsprite: Second image is a country man. See, once they hit 40, everything goes downhill fast.
 Knice: His chest looks like that creepy :3 face.
 SomeCanadian: Truth.jpg
Image 91429   03-19-16   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
864
 
 Bluetocracy: Talk about grasping for original plot lines! 3rd string super-power, pizzakinesis, gained when tantric sex therapy goes horribly wrong!
 Trumpysucks: Yeah baby give me the psychic pizza.
 Gomi Day: @Ass I MADE IT EXTRA SLOPPY FOR YAS - I KNOW HOW YOU ENUCHS LIKE EM SCHLOPPY!!!
 Ass: I'm not satisfied until it looks like somebody spilled a sloppy joe on my crotch, so I'm like, down with this.
 Gomi Day: @SomeCanadian not even if you get pizza levitating powers out of the deal?
 SomeCanadian: I don't want my penis destroyed
 Darkasnoon: I want a pizza that position
 Warrax: Having his penis destroyed forced him to develop other talents.
 Knice: You're eating it wrong.
Image 91428   03-19-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
Score:
567
 
 nlx27: At least he didn't opt to make that easy chlorine gas
 redmonkey3: Furrys are people too! - ummm... yea.
 Anus: Gonzo always gets into bad craziness when his buddy Hunter isn't around to keep him under wraps.
 fink: @Warrax I think it turned out it was actually another furry and some internal drama
 willowsprite: Now I have the theme song in my head. :D
 Warrax: Furries creep me out as much as anything, but that was still super fucked up when someone tried to gas one of their cons and the media was just like "lol furries wtf is that."
 morakdais: Thanks Gonzo
Image 91427   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
349
 
 Never AFK: You get em @Knice
 Frank herbert: I'll take chocolate butt finger blast with nuts
 Jotun: Kanye approved!
 dobbiesdoogs: @Greek Fire didn't he play khan in star trek into darkness?
 Greek Fire: @Warrax bubblebutt gumblast?
 SomeCanadian: Urgh! I'll take the Crab Juice.
 Niels Bohr: Bubblegum ice cream is nasty. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but I guess Butt Finger Blast it is.
 Warrax: Mix'em together for a bubble-gum butt-blast.
 Knice: Buttfinger Blast was my Jr Prom theme.
 skillet: Decisions, decisions...
Image 91426   03-19-16   Uploaded by    robocop
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