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258381  Knice: Do you get to say that you're a published writer if you do this? Otherwise, why?

258386  Knice: Yeah, no.

258387  Knice: "Is it me? It tastes like me."

258388  Knice: Just high-quality sticks, my friendf.

258304  dangerkeith3000: HA

258313  dangerkeith3000: This is how it should be.

258373  Solemn: Engage in coital relations with members of the female persuasion, collect currency specific to the country of residence.

258327  dangerkeith3000: I don't like this photograph.

258376  Solemn: Nice buns!

258337  dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

258337  dangerkeith3000: Judge me by my size, do you?

258337  dangerkeith3000: "We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

258376  dobbiesdoogs: cutest ringwraith ever

258376  Peter Pantsless: And another brilliant username/upload combo!

258342  dangerkeith3000: She's staring down the Borg!

258342  dangerkeith3000: @a robot I did want to know. Thank you! She was very good in those acting roles.

258358  Whatever: On a space bar. No wonder the guy is drinking

258373  Mr. Butt: My high school didn't have year book quotes, because it's a manifestly terrible idea.

258343  dangerkeith3000: He got that tattoo in middle school.

258361  Whatever: Well, sure- Dog spelled backwards is God...

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

258103 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

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 Kess: You could never take Jane anywhere.
 Doodle: I just noticed the fucking cat
 Mr. Shine: Where's Yellow Shirt Girl's other hand? Her expression makes it pretty clear.
 grandma: @Jongo Morpuble that, and one of dem hoes got a napkin on her head... what does that say?
 a robot: @Jongo Morpuble Art History major?
 Knice: @Jongo Morpuble Thank you; that's an interesting perspective. Way deeper than mine. :-)
 NoOneImportant: @Knice Cats were usually stock symbols for sexual deviance and impropriety. The similar expression on the cat and the man is probably meant to drive home the point that the cat stands for him and his rakish ways. Given the flashy clothes and the way the women are looking at the viewer I think the implication is that they're prostitutes.
 Knice: I like how the cat's giving the ole stinkeye, too.
 Warrax: REALLY hard to get creepshots in the 19th century.
 jochenau: "I wonder if he noticed that I'm wearing the menu on my head!"
 Mr. Whiskers: Would you pose for this painting? Elijah would.
 ch: We're totally ripping on you Leo we all got MBA and you have a degree in eating paint during the lean years SUPER BURNS ON YOUR SAD ARTIST ASSHOLE
 dobbiesdoogs: that guy's been staring at us and painting for, like, 10 hours
Image 91435   03-19-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 LogicKitty: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
 Frank herbert: African or European?
 morakdais: He has already got one, it is quite nice
 square44: Attack on Frenchman
 Albatross: @Darkasnoon Nu?
 Albatross: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
 crudites: Why is this shit not on netflix? Are they still making money off dvds? I remember when all of monty python was on there...
 Yttermayn : I fart on your general direction!
 Darkasnoon: Ni Ni!
Image 91434   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Matt Face
 ani625: "Hello master, would you like to play a game of murder-fetch?"
 Backhand: Dog's beaming
 bug: Just some high quality uranium, my friend.
 Frank herbert: zombie dog.
 redmonkey3: I don't know how to tell you this. You have no plutonium.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "yes human, put that sandwich down and walk away, good boy"
 ron mexico: i;m thinking about thos kibbles
 Darkasnoon: Looking into her eyes, is like looking into two deep, never ending puddles of sun heated pee.
 Blimpet: My eyes have been replaced with LemonHead candies!
Image 91433   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
 CuriouSir: guillotine instructions unclear...
 Air Biscuit: Kraftwerk/three stooges mashup lookn good.
 Mr. Whiskers: I applaud his bravery
Image 91432   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 withak: Seal said "dibs" right before it hit the line.
 Doodle: At least he has proof when he says " I got a big 'un but a seal got it"
 Jeannie C: Count your fingers.
 Frank herbert: seal of approval
 Air Biscuit: Grift well, fish lifter. In goin out for seafood tonight.
 Knice: You caught this? I caught this.
 Blimpet: You have been visited by the Steal Lion of fish grabbing. You will blessed with the freshest Ahi and the tastiest trout, but only if you post "Grift well, Fish Lifter."
 San DoDo: *nibble*
 Darkasnoon: @Urn BooUrn that has my seal of approval
 Urn BooUrn: Welcome to seal day on Aggrogator.
 willowsprite: Mine! Mine!
 Mitchell: *YOINK*
Image 91431   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
 NoRagrets: I see your girlfriend is a mermaid.
 Knice: Next thing you know, they're online getting paid to yell at their own genitals.
 Darkasnoon: Is your seal a Horse?
 Scoo: Actual country boys
Image 91430   03-19-16   Uploaded by    The Turks
 Rembo Prundus: @StuporFly friendlyspaceship.jpg
 StuporFly: Welcome to the south.
 ch: They are different I can tell
 thratchen: But regardless, now I kind of want a toilet on my front porch.
 Janston: @willowsprite CountryBoyz2Men?
 willowsprite: Second image is a country man. See, once they hit 40, everything goes downhill fast.
 Knice: His chest looks like that creepy :3 face.
 SomeCanadian: Truth.jpg
Image 91429   03-19-16   Uploaded by    sergeant
 Bluetocracy: Talk about grasping for original plot lines! 3rd string super-power, pizzakinesis, gained when tantric sex therapy goes horribly wrong!
 Trumpysucks: Yeah baby give me the psychic pizza.
 Ass: I'm not satisfied until it looks like somebody spilled a sloppy joe on my crotch, so I'm like, down with this.
 Gomi Day: @SomeCanadian not even if you get pizza levitating powers out of the deal?
 SomeCanadian: I don't want my penis destroyed
 Darkasnoon: I want a pizza that position
 Warrax: Having his penis destroyed forced him to develop other talents.
 Knice: You're eating it wrong.
Image 91428   03-19-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
 nlx27: At least he didn't opt to make that easy chlorine gas
 redmonkey3: Furrys are people too! - ummm... yea.
 Anus: Gonzo always gets into bad craziness when his buddy Hunter isn't around to keep him under wraps.
 fink: @Warrax I think it turned out it was actually another furry and some internal drama
 willowsprite: Now I have the theme song in my head. :D
 Warrax: Furries creep me out as much as anything, but that was still super fucked up when someone tried to gas one of their cons and the media was just like "lol furries wtf is that."
 morakdais: Thanks Gonzo
Image 91427   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Shay
 Never AFK: You get em @Knice
 Frank herbert: I'll take chocolate butt finger blast with nuts
 Jotun: Kanye approved!
 dobbiesdoogs: @Greek Fire didn't he play khan in star trek into darkness?
 Greek Fire: @Warrax bubblebutt gumblast?
 SomeCanadian: Urgh! I'll take the Crab Juice.
 Niels Bohr: Bubblegum ice cream is nasty. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but I guess Butt Finger Blast it is.
 Warrax: Mix'em together for a bubble-gum butt-blast.
 Knice: Buttfinger Blast was my Jr Prom theme.
 skillet: Decisions, decisions...
Image 91426   03-19-16   Uploaded by    robocop
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