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273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

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 Doodle: I bet at least one of those CDs has 'dancing queen' on it
 Frank herbert: sucks wen someone runs into her. those edges can be sharp
 redmonkey3: 40 or 50 like this dressed, Carnivale, spotlight or two... Glorious temporary Blindness!
 AdamBomb286: Her shoes are made from zipdrive cartridges.
 Anus: You can almost CDs nuts
 tea: Miss AOL 2002
 Cami: I could see a samba school actually doing a costume like this.
 Ass: Much classier than the current trend of making dresses out of iPads
 San DoDo: Obsolite
 morakdais: @Borkf Her underwear is SSD
 Borkf: @morakdais Those could be Blu-Rays. DON'T JUDGE HER.
 morakdais: Way to make make a dress in a redundant media format
 Blimpet: I'd run my laser over her divots, if you know what I mean. (Wink wink nudge)
 There was a bob here: @Niels Bohr programmable read-only memory?
 Niels Bohr: Nice pROM dress
 Knice: All set to skip down the aisle.
 bug: A wedding gown made from a lifetime of free AOL
 ssignature: Disc-o lady
 Warrax: Bought at a dress shop in a cd part of town.
Image 91421   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
 flushpuppy: Some of them are going to Starfleet Academy in the fall...
 Mr. Lizard: @dobbiesdoogs and they're still using horrible script-style fonts...
 redmonkey3: @SoyUnPerdedor welll... at a stretch... sure.
 The Frito Bandito: Oh God when did I get so old?
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm disappointed that even in 2104 there's still no flying cars
 Bluetocracy: Hawaiian nazi hippie klan is what we get in 2104?
 SoyUnPerdedor: I'm just glad to know that there's still some sort of civilization in existence in the year 2104
 propro: you jealous?
Image 91420   03-19-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
 million laffs: @Super star fails100 hahahahah...
 a robot: "I'm not EATING him, I'm just....tasting him!"
 SomeCanadian: What did you think was gonna happen?
 Super star fails100: So cute!!
 Air Biscuit: Organic, free range, locally sourced dog food looking good.
Image 91419   03-19-16   Uploaded by    prospector
Image 91418 is unbelievably bad (score -21) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jorp Lulter. Boo, Jorp Lulter.
 Thyming: Is this the grammatically correct term for multiple pepe?
 Amy Housewine: Samuel Pepis writes his diary on that computer.
 Dick Inspector: More like dispepsia.
 Darkasnoon: @San DoDo at least I don't mess with coke
 San DoDo: @Darkasnoon kinky
 Darkasnoon: I wanna touch your pepis
 Skam: For people with dyslexia
 Borkf: I prefer Coek.
Image 91417   03-19-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Skaalar: "This isn't my spaceship..."
 a robot: How come Mascot's chompers always turn black when people photoshop it into things? I was gonna be like "mine didn't when I made a Mascot photoshop" but it kinda looks like they did. It's so small I can't tell (and I didn't save the .psd file to go check). Can I still shamelessly link to my own image though? #88924
 well duh: There's a MASCOT on the wing of this plane!!
 moogerator: It seems our mascot is just not scary enough for this sort of pic.
 Headoftheclass: Oop, forgot. "Stewardess... I would LIKE...a baNAna DAquiri...please."
 Headoftheclass: What happens when he orders a banan.a daiquiri on the 'ship?
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I'm not imagining it, he's out there!"
Image 91416   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Yam
 Warrax: "So where do you wanna go then?" *melts back into puddle*
Image 91415   03-19-16   Uploaded by    bigbison
 your nana: who wore it better?
 a robot: Let's get like 1000 more views of this rad Horse #90441 #90346
 Yttermayn : His girlfriend wears "easy access" garments .
 Darkasnoon: Is your boyfriend a Horse?
 Judge Bread: Why isn't the dude wearing pants with an open crotch
 ssignature: No Sir, I don't like it.
 Niels Bohr: Horse's suit fits better than mine does.
 Warrax: Guy just can't stop showing off his new trophy wife.
 Mr. Butt: I bet that bourgeois motherfucker has never even seen his own gem mines.
Image 91414   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
 a robot: @Pegged Lamb I dunno, some robot
 Pegged Lamb: @a robot who are you...
 your nana: cat logic
 a robot: You expect to control where I sleep? Foolish human.
 5 Headed Snake God: @Retromancer Also when it doesn't sit in its box.
 Retromancer: Cats are ambush predators. When it sits in its box It's plotting how to kill you.
Image 91413   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
 your nana: yeah, i wouldn't have wall-to-wall carpeting in that home, either
 LKoroton: Obvious favorite
 LogicKitty: Filthy pig! Only dogs are allowed on the couch!
 a robot: All the dogs are afraid of the pig
 Bluetocracy: Mr. Hoggsworth and the Midtown Mongrels... The most exclusive rebelious clique in the upper east side!
 ssignature: Always hogging the camera
 TFChicken: Own a pig just like that. Pigs are rad.
 Not Sam: Ok guys, I think I got the timer set... ::clickflash:: dammit!
Image 91412   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Merlins beard
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