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258448  ignatz: Da-dum. Da-dum. Dumdumdumdum etc

258320  BavidDowie: Leaf me alone

257342  Mr Bleak: @Joseph You can't say that, it's like telling children "Santa is your dad in a fake beard".

258333  BavidDowie: This is too much

258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258272 Felicity: Excellent

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

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 Doodle: I bet at least one of those CDs has 'dancing queen' on it
 Frank herbert: sucks wen someone runs into her. those edges can be sharp
 redmonkey3: 40 or 50 like this dressed, Carnivale, spotlight or two... Glorious temporary Blindness!
 AdamBomb286: Her shoes are made from zipdrive cartridges.
 Anus: You can almost CDs nuts
 jochenau: Miss AOL 2002
 Cami: I could see a samba school actually doing a costume like this.
 Ass: Much classier than the current trend of making dresses out of iPads
 San DoDo: Obsolite
 morakdais: @Borkf Her underwear is SSD
 Borkf: @morakdais Those could be Blu-Rays. DON'T JUDGE HER.
 morakdais: Way to make make a dress in a redundant media format
 Blimpet: I'd run my laser over her divots, if you know what I mean. (Wink wink nudge)
 There was a bob here: @Niels Bohr programmable read-only memory?
 Niels Bohr: Nice pROM dress
 Knice: All set to skip down the aisle.
 bug: A wedding gown made from a lifetime of free AOL
 ssignature: Disc-o lady
 Warrax: Bought at a dress shop in a cd part of town.
Image 91421   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
 flushpuppy: Some of them are going to Starfleet Academy in the fall...
 Mr. Lizard: @dobbiesdoogs and they're still using horrible script-style fonts...
 redmonkey3: @SoyUnPerdedor welll... at a stretch... sure.
 The Frito Bandito: Oh God when did I get so old?
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm disappointed that even in 2104 there's still no flying cars
 Bluetocracy: Hawaiian nazi hippie klan is what we get in 2104?
 SoyUnPerdedor: I'm just glad to know that there's still some sort of civilization in existence in the year 2104
 propro: you jealous?
Image 91420   03-19-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
 million laffs: @Super star fails100 hahahahah...
 a robot: "I'm not EATING him, I'm just....tasting him!"
 SomeCanadian: What did you think was gonna happen?
 Super star fails100: So cute!!
 Air Biscuit: Organic, free range, locally sourced dog food looking good.
Image 91419   03-19-16   Uploaded by    prospector
Image 91418 is unbelievably bad (score -21) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jorp Lulter. You have brought shame on us, Jorp Lulter.
 Thyming: Is this the grammatically correct term for multiple pepe?
 Amy Housewine: Samuel Pepis writes his diary on that computer.
 Dick Inspector: More like dispepsia.
 Darkasnoon: @San DoDo at least I don't mess with coke
 San DoDo: @Darkasnoon kinky
 Darkasnoon: I wanna touch your pepis
 Skam: For people with dyslexia
 Borkf: I prefer Coek.
Image 91417   03-19-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Skaalar: "This isn't my spaceship..."
 a robot: How come Mascot's chompers always turn black when people photoshop it into things? I was gonna be like "mine didn't when I made a Mascot photoshop" but it kinda looks like they did. It's so small I can't tell (and I didn't save the .psd file to go check). Can I still shamelessly link to my own image though? #88924
 well duh: There's a MASCOT on the wing of this plane!!
 moogerator: It seems our mascot is just not scary enough for this sort of pic.
 Headoftheclass: Oop, forgot. "Stewardess... I would LIKE...a baNAna DAquiri...please."
 Headoftheclass: What happens when he orders a banan.a daiquiri on the 'ship?
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I'm not imagining it, he's out there!"
Image 91416   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Yam
 Warrax: "So where do you wanna go then?" *melts back into puddle*
Image 91415   03-19-16   Uploaded by    bigbison
 your nana: who wore it better?
 a robot: Let's get like 1000 more views of this rad Horse #90441 #90346
 Yttermayn : His girlfriend wears "easy access" garments .
 Darkasnoon: Is your boyfriend a Horse?
 Judge Bread: Why isn't the dude wearing pants with an open crotch
 ssignature: No Sir, I don't like it.
 Niels Bohr: Horse's suit fits better than mine does.
 Warrax: Guy just can't stop showing off his new trophy wife.
 Mr. Butt: I bet that bourgeois motherfucker has never even seen his own gem mines.
Image 91414   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
 a robot: @Pegged Lamb I dunno, some robot
 Pegged Lamb: @a robot who are you...
 your nana: cat logic
 a robot: You expect to control where I sleep? Foolish human.
 5 Headed Snake God: @Retromancer Also when it doesn't sit in its box.
 Retromancer: Cats are ambush predators. When it sits in its box It's plotting how to kill you.
Image 91413   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
 your nana: yeah, i wouldn't have wall-to-wall carpeting in that home, either
 LKoroton: Obvious favorite
 LogicKitty: Filthy pig! Only dogs are allowed on the couch!
 a robot: All the dogs are afraid of the pig
 Bluetocracy: Mr. Hoggsworth and the Midtown Mongrels... The most exclusive rebelious clique in the upper east side!
 ssignature: Always hogging the camera
 TFChicken: Own a pig just like that. Pigs are rad.
 Scoo: Ok guys, I think I got the timer set... ::clickflash:: dammit!
Image 91412   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Merlins beard
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