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228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

228216  BavidDowie: Live-action Dr. Seuss is a bad idea

228218  BavidDowie: Tackies!

228250  Winterneuro: Blue moon...or in this case blue package?

228246  BavidDowie: Humpty Derrida-mpty

228250  BavidDowie: Oh so lonesome for you

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Score:
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 Headoftheclass: DM: "You walk into a well-lit comic book store, and see a Level 10 Neckbeard Orc squatting amongst his stash. You draw your long sword in an attempt to hack through the chin pubes and escape. You roll a d20: CRITICAL HIT! The blue altar he was crouched on collapses under the dead weight. You search the orc for valuables, but find only a small vial of anal lube and a pocketful of used spankerchiefs. "
 Ulillillia: Strongest table ever
 Wumph Morms: Jabba's son is doing great.
 Morpen Lungus: Very funny
 Jaunty Shrimp: I found his soulmate #91333
 hurr: and then the table crashed
 Janston: Dradel Dradel, mother fucker.
 Poop van Pants: Come to the comic store in the next 15 minutes for an ass crack picture
 Angry Lobster: The nerd asscrack chaser.
 a robot: The legend returns.
 vincenzo: my favorite set of pictures from this guy is his series of asscracks at a MTG tourney
 Knice: That table is tha real MVP.
Image 91351   03-19-16   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
324
 
 KickassHellyeah: try to smile throughout the dive - the judges say it looks more graceful
 Ulillillia: Allllllll righty then!
 omgpro: Trying to fart this hard can't end well.
 mark64: @CastleBravo you made me bust up, sir
 a robot: Oh yeah, I can feel it.
 CastleBravo: BRAAAAAAP. (Spins off into the sky).
 mrdiron: calm.jpg's brother
Image 91350   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Janston
Score:
147
 
 redmonkey3: @Mitchell @Jaunty Shrimp old(er) tattoo of shark; can't say @ laser - they leave scar in shape of (former) tattoo image but why shark wasn't incorporated into Pizza dermagraphic is unknown. Cover / incorporation work is VERY difficult to do... maybe artist wasn't capable or willing or paid.
 Thedude: Take another little pizza my heart now baby!
 mark64: gross, pepperoni.
 Idontknowszz: Yea ok, but did anyone notice that the crust looks like it has bunch of penises on it?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Is that an injury below the pizza? Wtf
 guest: at least he shaved his nip hair for this pic
 willowsprite: Used to be a lightning bolt. This is better.
 Mitchell: Why is the pizza levitating? Is that a tattoo shadow or some dirty artifiact or the remnants of laser removal?
 Knice: It's okay; it's a mipple.
 Nope: Over his heart. Fitting
Image 91349   03-19-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
487
 
 Mr Mumble: Dumb but funny...
 CastleBravo: Ha ha. I remember when books came on paper. Such a wasteful time that was.
 Angry Lobster: So true.
Image 91348   03-19-16   Uploaded by    alex
Image 91347 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Dobly. Your image was bad, Dobly.
Score:
502
 
 Grandmas Ghost: I would stand there all day keeping people from closing the door
 Mumbo Dingus: @killerjunglist holy loly
 Super star fails100: Help I'm trapped my leg just popped off!!! Help
 Jaunty Shrimp: It's Pop Goes the Weasel, not Pop Goes the Motherhumping Frog.
 ann: Hey bill, is this the plauge of frog I've heard about?
 Robespierre: @Musician Clearly, I will be the one destined for the Plague of Lighthouse Keepers
 Musician: Jehovah's Witnesses leaves flyers except during passover when they leave one of the seven plagues. Hint: hide your first born male. This is NOT an internet rumor.
 killerjunglist: You have tripped the F.R.O.G. security system. RIIIIIIBIT! RIIIIBIT! RIIIIIBIT!
 a robot: Orders are nobody can see the Great Oz! Not nobody, not nohow!
 Cami: Don't slam me, bro.
 Scoo: You shall not pass!
Image 91346   03-19-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
418
 
 AdamBomb286: Your gonna love your cellmate's nuts.
 TFChicken: Dude from The Wire fallen on hard times
 Yam: And then Billy Mays died
 trees: McJudgeJudge Jr.. wheres the tigers
 Robespierre: Salute To a Carny
 guest: guys we're gonna make america lean again
 SoyUnPerdedor: He ded
 hnnngh: Sham Wow is great for cleaning up hooker blood!
 Scoo: sham-whoa
Image 91345   03-19-16   Uploaded by    becca
Score:
310
 
 Ass: My god, the layers of nuance there are to be uncovered in this little gem. It's like a goddamn political onion it's got so many layers.
 dobbiesdoogs: where did the paper come from?
 WaffleIron: Then the canadian beaver murders them both and Justin Trudeau becomes world dictator.
 Robespierre: They got the hair wrong for both the bear and the eagle.
 killerjunglist: Bear and eagle agree to throw irresponsible statements and deepening suspicions down a steep gorge where they belong. A good cartoon.
 Knice: "Borfk." "Cheep."
 hurr: *your point
 hurr: if you want to show 2 animals and make one a bear the other an eagle everybody knows who will win that anyway...so...you point?
 hnnngh: Political cartoons were always heavy-handed and unfunny, I knew it!
 Amy Housewine: "Aw dangit, I've lost my deepening suspicions. Goddamn lack of opposable digits. Hey, eagle, will you fly down there and grab that for me?"
 Scoo: something something ol' spicy Cold War
Image 91344   03-19-16   Uploaded by    AutoDisaster
Score:
626
 
 Doodle: A real baller
 Headoftheclass: "Yes, he was a public school bus driver."
 big h: bet he drove a souped-up 38 Ford V8, twin carbs, Denver heads, overdrive
 a robot: The question is, did he die how he lived? Driving a car full of young women, drinking whiskey while shooting a gun?
 ann: can confirm.
 robobigfoot: i get all my news on whats viral from local tv broadcasts!
 Janston: And oddly, from the day he was born.
 Amy Housewine: The younger women didn't always appreciate his intentions. After one regrettable and painful incident, he acquired the nickname 'flathead'.
 Trumpysucks: God speed Flathead, and a flight of gun toting, Camero driving, younger women sing thee to thy rest.
 a robot: He lived the dream.
 Scoo: Fun fact: if you're the oldest person on Earth, then every woman is younger
 stomachcake: He died because he tried to enjoy an older woman, but she coughed up a spider and they both disintegrated in a cloud of dust.
 hnnngh: ...how much younger?
 CastleBravo: A true man passes. A sad day.
Image 91343   03-19-16   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
196
 
 Super star fails100: I WANT THAT DOG!!!
 FatTigerWoods: Why not just poop in the dustpan?
 skunkrocker: It would be much more impressive if it could use the toilet instead of shitting on the pavement.
 ch: Puddles scores a delicious chocolate chip cookie in the park.
 Cami: Bag it and on a cold day you have a hand warmer.
 hnnngh: I wish.
Image 91342   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Merlins beard
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