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244494  funny in the wall: hate to tell you, kid that 30s suck even if you're an expert adulter

244493  fanny: Soooo...is this actually cake?

244487  funny in the wall: @Sadbot i think this is code for prostitute

244478  Skinr: English lesson one: Never omit an apostrophe.

244487  Dr Awkward: Free to douchebag?

244485  Skinr: I knew Sesame Street would end up like this when it moved to HBO.

244493  DrinkMixMan: *Blows out candles, silently wishing I was an Oscar Meyer wiener*

244490  Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 I can see it!

244488  Skinr: Noooooooooow here's a little story I gots to tell, about three bad brothers ya know so well

244491  Dr Awkward: Haha, there is a whole set of pictures of dudes with beards looking straight up. It is straight up disturbing.

244486  Shay: What a waste of graph paper.

244489  Shay: Prince Alarming is on his way.

244493  Warrax: Weirdest 3 year old birthday party I've ever been to. Cake was good though.

244493  Dr Awkward: Happy Wienerversary!

244491  Sadbot: Toothpaste for Dinner 3D

244431  2Berries: @WannaBee i'll take the smell of wine & cheap perfume please

244483  sparename: MOST cat milk does not come from cats...

244491  Mr. Butt: I just watched Eraserhead for the first time last night. Shit's crazy.

244355  kornisjon: Ugh. Social media edgelords.

244492  Side Boob: Shaka. When the walls fell. :P

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244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244466 barfolomew: 9. It actually looks pretty comfy.



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Score:
453
 
 Headoftheclass: DM: "You walk into a well-lit comic book store, and see a Level 10 Neckbeard Orc squatting amongst his stash. You draw your long sword in an attempt to hack through the chin pubes and escape. You roll a d20: CRITICAL HIT! The blue altar he was crouched on collapses under the dead weight. You search the orc for valuables, but find only a small vial of anal lube and a pocketful of used spankerchiefs. "
 99.9 Percent: Strongest table ever
 Wumph Morms: Jabba's son is doing great.
 Morpen Lungus: Very funny
 Jaunty Shrimp: I found his soulmate #91333
 hurr: and then the table crashed
 Janston: Dradel Dradel, mother fucker.
 Poop van Pants: Come to the comic store in the next 15 minutes for an ass crack picture
 Angry Lobster: The nerd asscrack chaser.
 a robot: The legend returns.
 vincenzo: my favorite set of pictures from this guy is his series of asscracks at a MTG tourney
 Knice: That table is tha real MVP.
Image 91351   03-19-16   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
324
 
 KickassHellyeah: try to smile throughout the dive - the judges say it looks more graceful
 99.9 Percent: Allllllll righty then!
 omgpro: Trying to fart this hard can't end well.
 mark64: @CastleBravo you made me bust up, sir
 a robot: Oh yeah, I can feel it.
 CastleBravo: BRAAAAAAP. (Spins off into the sky).
 mrdiron: calm.jpg's brother
Image 91350   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Janston
Score:
147
 
 redmonkey3: @Mitchell @Jaunty Shrimp old(er) tattoo of shark; can't say @ laser - they leave scar in shape of (former) tattoo image but why shark wasn't incorporated into Pizza dermagraphic is unknown. Cover / incorporation work is VERY difficult to do... maybe artist wasn't capable or willing or paid.
 Thedude: Take another little pizza my heart now baby!
 mark64: gross, pepperoni.
 Idontknowszz: Yea ok, but did anyone notice that the crust looks like it has bunch of penises on it?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Is that an injury below the pizza? Wtf
 guest: at least he shaved his nip hair for this pic
 willowsprite: Used to be a lightning bolt. This is better.
 Mitchell: Why is the pizza levitating? Is that a tattoo shadow or some dirty artifiact or the remnants of laser removal?
 Knice: It's okay; it's a mipple.
 Nope: Over his heart. Fitting
Image 91349   03-19-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
487
 
 Mr Mumble: Dumb but funny...
 CastleBravo: Ha ha. I remember when books came on paper. Such a wasteful time that was.
 Angry Lobster: So true.
Image 91348   03-19-16   Uploaded by    alex
Image 91347 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Dobly. We'll pray for you, Dobly.
Score:
502
 
 Grandmas Ghost: I would stand there all day keeping people from closing the door
 Mumbo Dingus: @killerjunglist holy loly
 Super star fails100: Help I'm trapped my leg just popped off!!! Help
 Jaunty Shrimp: It's Pop Goes the Weasel, not Pop Goes the Motherhumping Frog.
 ann: Hey bill, is this the plauge of frog I've heard about?
 night shift: @Musician Clearly, I will be the one destined for the Plague of Lighthouse Keepers
 Musician: Jehovah's Witnesses leaves flyers except during passover when they leave one of the seven plagues. Hint: hide your first born male. This is NOT an internet rumor.
 a robot: Orders are nobody can see the Great Oz! Not nobody, not nohow!
 Cami: Don't slam me, bro.
 Scoo: You shall not pass!
Image 91346   03-19-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
418
 
 AdamBomb286: Your gonna love your cellmate's nuts.
 TFChicken: Dude from The Wire fallen on hard times
 Yam: And then Billy Mays died
 trees: McJudgeJudge Jr.. wheres the tigers
 tess: Salute To a Carny
 guest: guys we're gonna make america lean again
 SoyUnPerdedor: He ded
 hnnngh: Sham Wow is great for cleaning up hooker blood!
 Scoo: sham-whoa
Image 91345   03-19-16   Uploaded by    becca
Score:
310
 
 Ass: My god, the layers of nuance there are to be uncovered in this little gem. It's like a goddamn political onion it's got so many layers.
 dobbiesdoogs: where did the paper come from?
 WaffleIron: Then the canadian beaver murders them both and Justin Trudeau becomes world dictator.
 kensin: They got the hair wrong for both the bear and the eagle.
 killerjunglist: Bear and eagle agree to throw irresponsible statements and deepening suspicions down a steep gorge where they belong. A good cartoon.
 Knice: "Borfk." "Cheep."
 hurr: *your point
 hurr: if you want to show 2 animals and make one a bear the other an eagle everybody knows who will win that anyway...so...you point?
 hnnngh: Political cartoons were always heavy-handed and unfunny, I knew it!
 Amy Housewine: "Aw dangit, I've lost my deepening suspicions. Goddamn lack of opposable digits. Hey, eagle, will you fly down there and grab that for me?"
 Scoo: something something ol' spicy Cold War
Image 91344   03-19-16   Uploaded by    AutoDisaster
Score:
626
 
 Doodle: A real baller
 Headoftheclass: "Yes, he was a public school bus driver."
 big h: bet he drove a souped-up 38 Ford V8, twin carbs, Denver heads, overdrive
 a robot: The question is, did he die how he lived? Driving a car full of young women, drinking whiskey while shooting a gun?
 ann: can confirm.
 robobigfoot: i get all my news on whats viral from local tv broadcasts!
 Janston: And oddly, from the day he was born.
 Amy Housewine: The younger women didn't always appreciate his intentions. After one regrettable and painful incident, he acquired the nickname 'flathead'.
 Trumpysucks: God speed Flathead, and a flight of gun toting, Camero driving, younger women sing thee to thy rest.
 a robot: He lived the dream.
 Scoo: Fun fact: if you're the oldest person on Earth, then every woman is younger
 stomachcake: He died because he tried to enjoy an older woman, but she coughed up a spider and they both disintegrated in a cloud of dust.
 hnnngh: ...how much younger?
 CastleBravo: A true man passes. A sad day.
Image 91343   03-19-16   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
196
 
 Super star fails100: I WANT THAT DOG!!!
 FatTigerWoods: Why not just poop in the dustpan?
 skunkrocker: It would be much more impressive if it could use the toilet instead of shitting on the pavement.
 ch: Puddles scores a delicious chocolate chip cookie in the park.
 Cami: Bag it and on a cold day you have a hand warmer.
 hnnngh: I wish.
Image 91342   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Merlins beard
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