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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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Score:
453
 
 Huld Plongo: DM: "You walk into a well-lit comic book store, and see a Level 10 Neckbeard Orc squatting amongst his stash. You draw your long sword in an attempt to hack through the chin pubes and escape. You roll a d20: CRITICAL HIT! The blue altar he was crouched on collapses under the dead weight. You search the orc for valuables, but find only a small vial of anal lube and a pocketful of used spankerchiefs. "
 Rirt Rempungo: Strongest table ever
 Jilm Gropert: Jabba's son is doing great.
 Frild Horpupert: Very funny
 Crulm Grunongus: I found his soulmate #91333
 Crong Morpomple: and then the table crashed
 Flaft Brongus: Dradel Dradel, mother fucker.
 Trewn Plombies: Come to the comic store in the next 15 minutes for an ass crack picture
 Flarbo Morpuble: The nerd asscrack chaser.
 Galm Cremungus: The legend returns.
 Remp Gropert: my favorite set of pictures from this guy is his series of asscracks at a MTG tourney
 Crorm Morpungus: That table is tha real MVP.
Image 91351   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Trilm Ploble
Score:
324
 
 Darb Gruble: try to smile throughout the dive - the judges say it looks more graceful
 Birt Drumumple: Allllllll righty then!
 Dorbo Dampuble: Trying to fart this hard can't end well.
 Thift Plungus: @CastleBravo you made me bust up, sir
 Porm Plongus: Oh yeah, I can feel it.
 Garm Drumombies: BRAAAAAAP. (Spins off into the sky).
 Garb Dampumple: calm.jpg's brother
Image 91350   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Jiwn Plemungus
Score:
147
 
 Gorm Gruble: @Mitchell @Jaunty Shrimp old(er) tattoo of shark; can't say @ laser - they leave scar in shape of (former) tattoo image but why shark wasn't incorporated into Pizza dermagraphic is unknown. Cover / incorporation work is VERY difficult to do... maybe artist wasn't capable or willing or paid.
 Crarbo Brungo: Take another little pizza my heart now baby!
 Lurbo Grunoble: gross, pepperoni.
 Florm Albongus: Yea ok, but did anyone notice that the crust looks like it has bunch of penises on it?
 Flimpo Flombies: Is that an injury below the pizza? Wtf
 Trirbo Horpumple: at least he shaved his nip hair for this pic
 Dart Horpumple: Used to be a lightning bolt. This is better.
 Marm Flumomple: Why is the pizza levitating? Is that a tattoo shadow or some dirty artifiact or the remnants of laser removal?
 Pompo Grunomple: It's okay; it's a mipple.
 Thert Rempongo: Over his heart. Fitting
Image 91349   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Gulm Brombies
Score:
487
 
 Frerbo Plemungo: Dumb but funny...
 Tramp Rempuble: Ha ha. I remember when books came on paper. Such a wasteful time that was.
 Frimpo Dampungo: So true.
Image 91348   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Crampo Brungus
Image 91347 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Dobly. Boo, Dobly.
Score:
526
 
 Rimp Drumumbies: I would stand there all day keeping people from closing the door
 Crift Rempuble: @killerjunglist holy loly
 Therm Horpongo: Help I'm trapped my leg just popped off!!! Help
 Bilm Plongo: It's Pop Goes the Weasel, not Pop Goes the Motherhumping Frog.
 Julm Rempungus: Hey bill, is this the plauge of frog I've heard about?
 Guld Plomple: @Musician Clearly, I will be the one destined for the Plague of Lighthouse Keepers
 Cralm Grunuble: Jehovah's Witnesses leaves flyers except during passover when they leave one of the seven plagues. Hint: hide your first born male. This is NOT an internet rumor.
 Fleple Flumungus: Orders are nobody can see the Great Oz! Not nobody, not nohow!
 Bempo Plongus: Don't slam me, bro.
 Delm Morpungus: You shall not pass!
Image 91346   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Flomp Ploble
Score:
418
 
 Trewn Horpumple: Your gonna love your cellmate's nuts.
 Juwn Plongo: Dude from The Wire fallen on hard times
 Jampo Cremomple: And then Billy Mays died
 Frilm Grungus: McJudgeJudge Jr.. wheres the tigers
 Cramp Dampoble: Salute To a Carny
 Momp Grungus: guys we're gonna make america lean again
 Long Rempumple: He ded
 Palm Plupert: Sham Wow is great for cleaning up hooker blood!
 Dorb Flumomple: sham-whoa
Image 91345   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Berm Plemombies
Score:
310
 
 Pempo Albomple: My god, the layers of nuance there are to be uncovered in this little gem. It's like a goddamn political onion it's got so many layers.
 Mown Cremuble: where did the paper come from?
 Gelm Flumumple: Then the canadian beaver murders them both and Justin Trudeau becomes world dictator.
 Beple Dampuble: They got the hair wrong for both the bear and the eagle.
 Damp Drumongo: Bear and eagle agree to throw irresponsible statements and deepening suspicions down a steep gorge where they belong. A good cartoon.
 Tromp Dampombies: "Borfk." "Cheep."
 Crampo Brombies: *your point
 Crirbo Morpupert: if you want to show 2 animals and make one a bear the other an eagle everybody knows who will win that anyway...so...you point?
 Thald Plemumple: Political cartoons were always heavy-handed and unfunny, I knew it!
 Gump Morpungus: "Aw dangit, I've lost my deepening suspicions. Goddamn lack of opposable digits. Hey, eagle, will you fly down there and grab that for me?"
 Gorb Flumumbies: something something ol' spicy Cold War
Image 91344   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Barbo Horpombies
Score:
626
 
 Purt Cremumbies: A real baller
 Vimp Plemopert: "Yes, he was a public school bus driver."
 Gump Grupert: bet he drove a souped-up 38 Ford V8, twin carbs, Denver heads, overdrive
 Himpo Groble: The question is, did he die how he lived? Driving a car full of young women, drinking whiskey while shooting a gun?
 Crirbo Plemungo: can confirm.
 Girb Dampungo: i get all my news on whats viral from local tv broadcasts!
 Rown Cremungus: And oddly, from the day he was born.
 Jart Plomple: The younger women didn't always appreciate his intentions. After one regrettable and painful incident, he acquired the nickname 'flathead'.
 Fring Dampomple: God speed Flathead, and a flight of gun toting, Camero driving, younger women sing thee to thy rest.
 Cramp Drumumple: He lived the dream.
 Porm Brumbies: Fun fact: if you're the oldest person on Earth, then every woman is younger
 Vuld Grunupert: He died because he tried to enjoy an older woman, but she coughed up a spider and they both disintegrated in a cloud of dust.
 Lorm Flumbies: ...how much younger?
 Crerbo Brongus: A true man passes. A sad day.
Image 91343   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Trorbo Horpombies
Score:
196
 
 Hewn Cremopert: I WANT THAT DOG!!!
 Mart Horpumbies: Why not just poop in the dustpan?
 Laft Cremongus: It would be much more impressive if it could use the toilet instead of shitting on the pavement.
 Frimp Cremungus: Puddles scores a delicious chocolate chip cookie in the park.
 Fring Brongus: Bag it and on a cold day you have a hand warmer.
 Fromp Flungus: I wish.
Image 91342   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Jiple Brupert
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