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262521  Felicity: That's a tot ology

262522  Felicity: INEWARHOL?

262536  Felicity: Dietary restrictions dictate you must eat six or more people? Add 20 percent

262538  Felicity: Ben Franklin's friendship bracelet

262581  Zarathustra: @Barm Albongo so that's why there's so many oversized pickups in Texas?

262549  AdaMan: I support this

262571  AdaMan: That wouldnt stop me

262525  jazzjunkie: I need dis

262577  Teechur: Captain Americorg

262578  tib gubb: nice kitty... look, i have salmon!

262539  jazzjunkie: Apparently it's a Swedish ad campaign for some amusement park, but man. This is some high-octane dream candy!

262558  tib gubb: it's actually because you're fat there, champ

262575  tib gubb: little hellraisers

262575  White Rice: So, my current game on here is "spot @Not a Bot" (which is only a game due to the shifting red names we all have currently). Anyway, Im officially guessing the first comment on this image (regarding hotdogs & being lady like) is Not a Bot.

262574  Sadbot: 4-door Jeeps are for people who think they're too cool for mini-vans. Spoiler: they are not.

262539  jazzjunkie: Download The Laughing app for your smartphone? This is some dark shit O.o

262493  Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262550  lecj07: Don't think he can pull of pink Chanel though.

262560  lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

262589  A duck: Is it me, or the dog to the right looks mutated?

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262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262343 DimeBoxSammie: Its only a flesh wound

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262560 lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

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Score:
775
 
 Merm Rempombies: @Gomi Day "Thought you'd never ask..."
 Derb Drumombies: follow-up instruction; beat it into submission
 Lampo Plemungo: For an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call an escort service
 Pompo Grungus: this got me
 Thort Drumoble: Then go slam it in a window, or something, if you're not going to bother using it.
 Pango Brungus: @Knice With his clothes on, at that.
 Ruft Flumomple: AAAAAAHHH.. heh.. . cough.. hm. ... SO! uh. want to...come over?
 Puwn Horpupert: Just hangin' out by myself with dick pills and a flip-phone; aw, yeeeeaaahh.
Image 91322   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Trimp Drumupert
Score:
353
 
 Dingo Morpumbies: Import/export
 Trango Plemongus: George is not such a liar after all, it does exist!
 Frarbo Flopert: Only the finest latex salesmen.
Image 91321   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Thort Plungo
Score:
521
 
 Bart Ploble: 1 chair and 4 popsicles.
 Gewn Rempomple: Ikea this is not
 Trorb Plemumple: You glad this got posted. whoops, foile
 Crampo Plungo: @San DoDo makes sense. thanks for the clarification!
 Floft Cremoble: @fanny spares
 Barb Flungus: Instructions unclear. Built lovely 3 bedroom 2 1/2 bath brick ranch house with bay window overlooking the lake.
 Trift Brungus: what do I do with the other 2 legs??
Image 91320   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Gurt Grumbies
Score:
211
 
 Morm Pluble: Okay ... I've had this album for somewhere around 45 years now. So what's your POINT?
Image 91319   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Thorbo Flumumbies
Score:
533
 
 Bang Dampombies: Cleans the hell outta ceiling fans
 Rerb Dampumple: vacant, inbred stare
 Jing Plemoble: Wasn't it made clear that nobody wants you? #91333
 Burm Bruble: Approaching critical mass.
 Veft Flungus: @Annoying Vegan DAMN RIGHT!!!
 Trulm Horpombies: FLUFFIER DAMMIT!!
 Bilm Morpungus: @annterland Same here.
 Thald Drumungus: A catskin footmat
 Hurt Plungo: Cross eyed and floofy
Image 91318   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Vimpo Rempumbies
Score:
333
 
 Jert Grumbies: Is this from Star Trek:TNG season 1?
 Perbo Cremongus: Times have been tough for Chairee since the cancellation of PeeWee's Playhouse
 Ruple Albongus: Sit on my face!
 Ringo Flumopert: can't stop staring at asses
 Theng Cremumbies: Sit down, child. I am the All-Seeing Couch of Kalaharus. Would you care to sample some of the many farts that have been drilled into me over the centuries?
Image 91317   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Peld Dampombies
Score:
430
 
 Crengo Cremumple: Helluva good job... 8/10!
 Rurm Dampombies: duct tape auto wraps protect vintage paint jobs.
 Cramp Plemumple: This car is now immune.
 Hump Flumongo: Huh. I thought those cars had a duct tape finish from the factory. You learn something new everyday.
 Lurbo Rempuble: But those hubcaps...
 Crungo Rempumbies: detailing by red green
 Hirm Broble: @KingTrebek looks like duct tape on the side paneling
 Diwn Bruble: @KingTrebek pay close attention to that sweet paint job.
 Durbo Brongo: What am I supposed to be seeing here? Is it a windshield?
Image 91316   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Trewn Flumupert
Score:
469
 
 Cruft Horpumple: diacetylmorphine did such a heroic job a quelling childhood coughs that it was named (by Bayer Labs) for the heroic job it did-(Heroin)
 Pilm Morpopert: @The Real Waat: You are correct to do so. I've got this whole strip - it's included in "Loser," the coffee table paperback about the rise and fall of the Seattle grunge scene. I went to high school with John Baker Saunders, who played with Layne in Mad Season, so this panel is somewhat depressing to me.
 Molm Grunongus: I resemble that remark
 Frorb Flumombies: I read this in Layne Staley's voice
 Crirb Cremuble: Budda
 Flown Plongus: There's a joke about this band - "Our singer has a pair of testicles instead of a nose." "How does he smell?" "Dreadful."
 Rewn Plemupert: Holy Moses!
 Crurbo Grumple: DRUGS; WOOHOO
 Gawn Flupert: @stomachcake who's your daddy?
 Gawn Rempoble: Haha, take THAT Generation X! Feel the burn
Image 91315   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Mart Rempongo
Score:
395
 
 Gild Dampongus: Aggromart
 Bople Drumungo: Too bad we already replace water melon with croissants.
 Frarbo Flumuble: That's what you call a Texas switcherino.
 Limp Cremungo: That's wa
 Hawn Gruble: This corn is weird.
 Pengo Albombies: I thought everything was bigger in Texas, but I guess not croissantss.
 Porb Plomple: That's so corny
 Pango Flumongo: I like corn.
 Part Cremoble: Out came a stream of bubblin' corn ... cobs, that is. Yellow gold. Texas croissantss.
Image 91314   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Buwn Horpombies
Score:
563
 
 Hing Brungus: Don "Uggie" Apelino
 Fralm Rempungus: 'Smell my finger.'
 Vown Brongus: @Rachelina watch the MST3K version of Time of the Apes. It will all come together. Except the robot. Don't know what the fuck that is all about.
 Jurt Dampupert: Hell naw
 Hurb Plopert: I have no idea what this is
 Berb Cremomple: I assume this is concept art from the Japanese movie "Time of the Apes". I don't remember Buddy Holly-bot from that movie tho.
 Frople Dampungo: "No Spectreman, we expect you to die"
 Frango Brongus: The simian community disapproves of robot-child love
 Gold Plumple: Looks like Starbound
 Duft Morpuble: goddamn robot translator down there messin up my flow
 Trang Albumbies: "I have a counterproposal. Go fuck yourself, and the robot gets to keep the boy for as long as it likes."
 Dingo Flumongus: the apefather, making you a deal you can't APPLE APPLE APPLE
Image 91313   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Veng Cremongus
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