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272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

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272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.



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Score:
775
 
 redmonkey3: @Gomi Day "Thought you'd never ask..."
 big h: follow-up instruction; beat it into submission
 TFChicken: For an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call an escort service
 guest: this got me
 Father Goose: Then go slam it in a window, or something, if you're not going to bother using it.
 square44: @Knice With his clothes on, at that.
 Gomi Day: AAAAAAHHH.. heh.. . cough.. hm. ... SO! uh. want to...come over?
 Knice: Just hangin' out by myself with dick pills and a flip-phone; aw, yeeeeaaahh.
Image 91322   03-19-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
353
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Import/export
 fanny: George is not such a liar after all, it does exist!
 grizzly: Only the finest latex salesmen.
Image 91321   03-19-16   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
521
 
 AdamBomb286: 1 chair and 4 popsicles.
 TFChicken: Ikea this is not
 daisy picker: You glad this got posted. whoops, foile
 fanny: @San DoDo makes sense. thanks for the clarification!
 San DoDo: @fanny spares
 Knice: Instructions unclear. Built lovely 3 bedroom 2 1/2 bath brick ranch house with bay window overlooking the lake.
 fanny: what do I do with the other 2 legs??
Image 91320   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
211
 
 blablabla: Okay ... I've had this album for somewhere around 45 years now. So what's your POINT?
Image 91319   03-19-16   Uploaded by    botch
Score:
533
 
 TFChicken: Cleans the hell outta ceiling fans
 big h: vacant, inbred stare
 Jaunty Shrimp: Wasn't it made clear that nobody wants you? #91333
 hnnngh: Approaching critical mass.
 flatluigi: @Annoying Vegan DAMN RIGHT!!!
 Annoying Vegan : FLUFFIER DAMMIT!!
 Knice: @annterland Same here.
 Darkasnoon: A catskin footmat
 annterland: Cross eyed and floofy
Image 91318   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
333
 
 AdamBomb286: Is this from Star Trek:TNG season 1?
 Anus: Times have been tough for Chairee since the cancellation of PeeWee's Playhouse
 Dick Inspector: Sit on my face!
 duckfarts: can't stop staring at asses
 fling: Sit down, child. I am the All-Seeing Couch of Kalaharus. Would you care to sample some of the many farts that have been drilled into me over the centuries?
Image 91317   03-19-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
430
 
 redmonkey3: Helluva good job... 8/10!
 Beef Supreme: duct tape auto wraps protect vintage paint jobs.
 ann: This car is now immune.
 Entertainmentalist: Huh. I thought those cars had a duct tape finish from the factory. You learn something new everyday.
 ThatGuy: But those hubcaps...
 Gomi Day: detailing by red green
 fanny: @KingTrebek looks like duct tape on the side paneling
 grizzly: @KingTrebek pay close attention to that sweet paint job.
 KingTrebek: What am I supposed to be seeing here? Is it a windshield?
Image 91316   03-19-16   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
469
 
 big h: diacetylmorphine did such a heroic job a quelling childhood coughs that it was named (by Bayer Labs) for the heroic job it did-(Heroin)
 sue: @The Real Waat: You are correct to do so. I've got this whole strip - it's included in "Loser," the coffee table paperback about the rise and fall of the Seattle grunge scene. I went to high school with John Baker Saunders, who played with Layne in Mad Season, so this panel is somewhat depressing to me.
 Niels Bohr: I resemble that remark
 The Real Waat: I read this in Layne Staley's voice
 Knice: Budda
 Amy Housewine: There's a joke about this band - "Our singer has a pair of testicles instead of a nose." "How does he smell?" "Dreadful."
 Amy Housewine: Holy Moses!
 San DoDo: DRUGS; WOOHOO
 LKoroton: @stomachcake who's your daddy?
 stomachcake: Haha, take THAT Generation X! Feel the burn
Image 91315   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
395
 
 Warren G Hardon: Aggromart
 robford: Too bad we already replace water melon with croissants.
 ethernet: That's what you call a Texas switcherino.
 Fursona: That's wa
 skillet: This corn is weird.
 Moe Burt: I thought everything was bigger in Texas, but I guess not croissantss.
 FatTigerWoods: That's so corny
 Knice: I like corn.
 stomachcake: Out came a stream of bubblin' corn ... cobs, that is. Yellow gold. Texas croissantss.
Image 91314   03-19-16   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
563
 
 Science: Don "Uggie" Apelino
 mom: 'Smell my finger.'
 TFChicken: @Rachelina watch the MST3K version of Time of the Apes. It will all come together. Except the robot. Don't know what the fuck that is all about.
 Seven Eight Nine: Hell naw
 Rachelina: I have no idea what this is
 killerjunglist: I assume this is concept art from the Japanese movie "Time of the Apes". I don't remember Buddy Holly-bot from that movie tho.
 Picklepuss: "No Spectreman, we expect you to die"
 FatTigerWoods: The simian community disapproves of robot-child love
 when so: Looks like Starbound
 fling: goddamn robot translator down there messin up my flow
 stomachcake: "I have a counterproposal. Go fuck yourself, and the robot gets to keep the boy for as long as it likes."
 fling: the apefather, making you a deal you can't APPLE APPLE APPLE
Image 91313   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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