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163916  Wooden Spoon: Cajun blackened chicken

163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

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Score:
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 AdamBomb286: 1 chair and 4 popsicles.
 TFChicken: Ikea this is not
 daisy picker: You glad this got posted. whoops, foile
 fanny: @San DoDo makes sense. thanks for the clarification!
 San DoDo: @fanny spares
 Knice: Instructions unclear. Built lovely 3 bedroom 2 1/2 bath brick ranch house with bay window overlooking the lake.
 fanny: what do I do with the other 2 legs??
Image 91320   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
211
 
 Robespierre: Okay ... I've had this album for somewhere around 45 years now. So what's your POINT?
Image 91319   03-19-16   Uploaded by    botch
Score:
507
 
 TFChicken: Cleans the hell outta ceiling fans
 big h: vacant, inbred stare
 Jaunty Shrimp: Wasn't it made clear that nobody wants you? #91333
 hnnngh: Approaching critical mass.
 flatluigi: @Annoying Vegan DAMN RIGHT!!!
 Annoying Vegan : FLUFFIER DAMMIT!!
 Knice: @annterland Same here.
 Darkasnoon: A catskin footmat
 annterland: Cross eyed and floofy
Image 91318   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
333
 
 AdamBomb286: Is this from Star Trek:TNG season 1?
 Anus: Times have been tough for Chairee since the cancellation of PeeWee's Playhouse
 Dick Inspector: Sit on my face!
 duckfarts: can't stop staring at asses
 fling: Sit down, child. I am the All-Seeing Couch of Kalaharus. Would you care to sample some of the many farts that have been drilled into me over the centuries?
Image 91317   03-19-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
430
 
 redmonkey3: Helluva good job... 8/10!
 Beef Supreme: duct tape auto wraps protect vintage paint jobs.
 ann: This car is now immune.
 Entertainmentalist: Huh. I thought those cars had a duct tape finish from the factory. You learn something new everyday.
 ThatGuy: But those hubcaps...
 Gomi Day: detailing by red green
 fanny: @KingTrebek looks like duct tape on the side paneling
 grizzly: @KingTrebek pay close attention to that sweet paint job.
 KingTrebek: What am I supposed to be seeing here? Is it a windshield?
Image 91316   03-19-16   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
469
 
 big h: diacetylmorphine did such a heroic job a quelling childhood coughs that it was named (by Bayer Labs) for the heroic job it did-(Heroin)
 ann: I love the cocane?
 Robespierre: @The Real Waat: You are correct to do so. I've got this whole strip - it's included in "Loser," the coffee table paperback about the rise and fall of the Seattle grunge scene. I went to high school with John Baker Saunders, who played with Layne in Mad Season, so this panel is somewhat depressing to me.
 killerjunglist: I assume he pronounced it "Hero-een" so it rhymed.
 Niels Bohr: I resemble that remark
 The Real Waat: I read this in Layne Staley's voice
 Knice: Budda
 Amy Housewine: There's a joke about this band - "Our singer has a pair of testicles instead of a nose." "How does he smell?" "Dreadful."
 Amy Housewine: Holy Moses!
 San DoDo: DRUGS; WOOHOO
 LKoroton: @stomachcake who's your daddy?
 stomachcake: Haha, take THAT Generation X! Feel the burn
Image 91315   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
395
 
 Ulillillia: Aggromart
 robford: Too bad we already replace water melon with croissants.
 ethernet: That's what you call a Texas switcherino.
 Fursona: That's wa
 skillet: This corn is weird.
 Moe Burt: I thought everything was bigger in Texas, but I guess not croissantss.
 FatTigerWoods: That's so corny
 Knice: I like corn.
 stomachcake: Out came a stream of bubblin' corn ... cobs, that is. Yellow gold. Texas croissantss.
Image 91314   03-19-16   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
563
 
 Science: Don "Uggie" Apelino
 mom: 'Smell my finger.'
 TFChicken: @Rachelina watch the MST3K version of Time of the Apes. It will all come together. Except the robot. Don't know what the fuck that is all about.
 Seven Eight Nine: Hell naw
 Rachelina: I have no idea what this is
 killerjunglist: I assume this is concept art from the Japanese movie "Time of the Apes". I don't remember Buddy Holly-bot from that movie tho.
 Picklepuss: "No Spectreman, we expect you to die"
 FatTigerWoods: The simian community disapproves of robot-child love
 when so: Looks like Starbound
 fling: goddamn robot translator down there messin up my flow
 stomachcake: "I have a counterproposal. Go fuck yourself, and the robot gets to keep the boy for as long as it likes."
 fling: the apefather, making you a deal you can't APPLE APPLE APPLE
Image 91313   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
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 deadwombat: Rudy, you like school on Saturday - non-consensual sex.
 TFChicken: @Jorb Flongus Good Lord. No wonder you're red.
 redmonkey3: @Jorb Flongus orrr possibly maybe Not... just sayin'
 RimLickinGood: @TFChicken In case anyone didn't get this subtle and sophisticated joke allow me to explain: Ferguson, Mo is home to a large black population that was famously brutalized by their largely white police force for years. This eventually led to riots when a young black man was shot by police after an altercation over shoplifting. The young men in this picture are black as well. Therefore, humor. Somehow...
 TFChicken: We're moving to Ferguson! YAAAY!
 ann: Fat albert loved to hear us call his name.
 Gomi Day: rad for good childhood memories - sad for what bill cosby turned out to be
 Darkasnoon: Hey hey hey
 LKoroton: Look, whitey trying to be cool
 Yam: Look out for the one in the white shirt. He's trouble
Image 91312   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
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 ann: "siri, am I a dick head?"
 a robot: What are you looking at, dicknose?
 Annoying Vegan : Home birth is getting really popular these days.
 FatTigerWoods: What a dickhead
 Knice: D- on the face swap. It did that thing again. :-(
 Knice: D- on the face swap.
 skillet: That guy looks really hnngh!
Image 91311   03-19-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
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