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181988  enfanta: She has two teenage boys and she's unfamiliar with Google?

181982  tib gubb: this picture is like 4 years old

181985  tib gubb: those porkers look pretty happy

181984  grizzly: Persona!

181988  tib gubb: nah, it just means his girlfriend is pretty gross

181986  Teechur: Jackson Pollock, and Sissy Spacek, did it better.

181909  tib gubb: parents just don't understand

181921  tib gubb: in the words of my study group caption - "suck it up, buttercup"

181924  tib gubb: this is how scientists work on nanomachines

181987  a robot: A web commentater I like said this picture looks like "A sedated Garfield who just saw you eat the last piece of lasagna on a Monday." Accurate.

181979  Peter Pantsless: I thought "F" paid respects

181932  tib gubb: wow, mister gourmet over here

181982  Butcherboy: Wow sunsets last a loooong time there

181987  Butcherboy: Tiger, cheetah, or lion?

181935  tib gubb: be vewy vewy quiet

181951  tib gubb: i thought you called her paco

181958  lumporungus: The gods of Tuesday?

181938  Teechur: "My bad" is increasingly noisome for me. And don't get me started on subject pronoun/object pronoun mistakes! Gaaaah!

181985  a robot: Aww yiss, motherfuckin apples

181984  Derp Herpigan: Did this guy also lose to that 11 year old dressed as the Grim Reaper?

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181941 Felicity: @Ulillillia And French loanwords retain their accent marks

181934 Micro Jackson: Hell i'd a beat you too

181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up

181957 Hosebag: If you got 8 of these, and put them all on a rope and swing it around and hit people - that would ironic. (and fun)

181909 tib gubb: parents just don't understand

181866 Darmstadtium: You are not my Supervisor!

181903 Peach: This imaged melted my scroll wheel.

181950 Felicity: Ample parking in back

181879 XLY: Surrey you jest!

181938 Teechur: "My bad" is increasingly noisome for me. And don't get me started on subject pronoun/object pronoun mistakes! Gaaaah!



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Score:
521
 
 AdamBomb286: 1 chair and 4 popsicles.
 TFChicken: Ikea this is not
 daisy picker: You glad this got posted. whoops, foile
 fanny: @San DoDo makes sense. thanks for the clarification!
 San DoDo: @fanny spares
 Knice: Instructions unclear. Built lovely 3 bedroom 2 1/2 bath brick ranch house with bay window overlooking the lake.
 fanny: what do I do with the other 2 legs??
Image 91320   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
211
 
 Robespierre: Okay ... I've had this album for somewhere around 45 years now. So what's your POINT?
Image 91319   03-19-16   Uploaded by    botch
Score:
507
 
 TFChicken: Cleans the hell outta ceiling fans
 big h: vacant, inbred stare
 Jaunty Shrimp: Wasn't it made clear that nobody wants you? #91333
 hnnngh: Approaching critical mass.
 flatluigi: @Annoying Vegan DAMN RIGHT!!!
 Annoying Vegan : FLUFFIER DAMMIT!!
 Knice: @annterland Same here.
 Darkasnoon: A catskin footmat
 annterland: Cross eyed and floofy
Image 91318   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
333
 
 AdamBomb286: Is this from Star Trek:TNG season 1?
 Anus: Times have been tough for Chairee since the cancellation of PeeWee's Playhouse
 Dick Inspector: Sit on my face!
 duckfarts: can't stop staring at asses
 fling: Sit down, child. I am the All-Seeing Couch of Kalaharus. Would you care to sample some of the many farts that have been drilled into me over the centuries?
Image 91317   03-19-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
430
 
 redmonkey3: Helluva good job... 8/10!
 Beef Supreme: duct tape auto wraps protect vintage paint jobs.
 ann: This car is now immune.
 Entertainmentalist: Huh. I thought those cars had a duct tape finish from the factory. You learn something new everyday.
 ThatGuy: But those hubcaps...
 Gomi Day: detailing by red green
 fanny: @KingTrebek looks like duct tape on the side paneling
 grizzly: @KingTrebek pay close attention to that sweet paint job.
 KingTrebek: What am I supposed to be seeing here? Is it a windshield?
Image 91316   03-19-16   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
469
 
 big h: diacetylmorphine did such a heroic job a quelling childhood coughs that it was named (by Bayer Labs) for the heroic job it did-(Heroin)
 ann: I love the cocane?
 Robespierre: @The Real Waat: You are correct to do so. I've got this whole strip - it's included in "Loser," the coffee table paperback about the rise and fall of the Seattle grunge scene. I went to high school with John Baker Saunders, who played with Layne in Mad Season, so this panel is somewhat depressing to me.
 killerjunglist: I assume he pronounced it "Hero-een" so it rhymed.
 Niels Bohr: I resemble that remark
 The Real Waat: I read this in Layne Staley's voice
 Knice: Budda
 Amy Housewine: There's a joke about this band - "Our singer has a pair of testicles instead of a nose." "How does he smell?" "Dreadful."
 Amy Housewine: Holy Moses!
 San DoDo: DRUGS; WOOHOO
 LKoroton: @stomachcake who's your daddy?
 stomachcake: Haha, take THAT Generation X! Feel the burn
Image 91315   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
395
 
 Ulillillia: Aggromart
 robford: Too bad we already replace water melon with croissants.
 ethernet: That's what you call a Texas switcherino.
 Fursona: That's wa
 skillet: This corn is weird.
 Moe Burt: I thought everything was bigger in Texas, but I guess not croissantss.
 FatTigerWoods: That's so corny
 Knice: I like corn.
 stomachcake: Out came a stream of bubblin' corn ... cobs, that is. Yellow gold. Texas croissantss.
Image 91314   03-19-16   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
563
 
 Science: Don "Uggie" Apelino
 mom: 'Smell my finger.'
 TFChicken: @Rachelina watch the MST3K version of Time of the Apes. It will all come together. Except the robot. Don't know what the fuck that is all about.
 Seven Eight Nine: Hell naw
 Rachelina: I have no idea what this is
 killerjunglist: I assume this is concept art from the Japanese movie "Time of the Apes". I don't remember Buddy Holly-bot from that movie tho.
 Picklepuss: "No Spectreman, we expect you to die"
 FatTigerWoods: The simian community disapproves of robot-child love
 when so: Looks like Starbound
 fling: goddamn robot translator down there messin up my flow
 stomachcake: "I have a counterproposal. Go fuck yourself, and the robot gets to keep the boy for as long as it likes."
 fling: the apefather, making you a deal you can't APPLE APPLE APPLE
Image 91313   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
400
 
 deadwombat: Rudy, you like school on Saturday - non-consensual sex.
 TFChicken: @Jorb Flongus Good Lord. No wonder you're red.
 redmonkey3: @Jorb Flongus orrr possibly maybe Not... just sayin'
 RimLickinGood: @TFChicken In case anyone didn't get this subtle and sophisticated joke allow me to explain: Ferguson, Mo is home to a large black population that was famously brutalized by their largely white police force for years. This eventually led to riots when a young black man was shot by police after an altercation over shoplifting. The young men in this picture are black as well. Therefore, humor. Somehow...
 TFChicken: We're moving to Ferguson! YAAAY!
 ann: Fat albert loved to hear us call his name.
 Gomi Day: rad for good childhood memories - sad for what bill cosby turned out to be
 Darkasnoon: Hey hey hey
 LKoroton: Look, whitey trying to be cool
 Yam: Look out for the one in the white shirt. He's trouble
Image 91312   03-19-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
176
 
 ann: "siri, am I a dick head?"
 a robot: What are you looking at, dicknose?
 Annoying Vegan : Home birth is getting really popular these days.
 FatTigerWoods: What a dickhead
 Knice: D- on the face swap. It did that thing again. :-(
 Knice: D- on the face swap.
 skillet: That guy looks really hnngh!
Image 91311   03-19-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
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