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272656  Science: Loose butthole.

272643  Scoo: There's a lot to parse here

272652  FabricMan: @a robot What's not to like?

272670  salmiakki: He looks so proud!

272540  Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272657  FabricMan: Nope. Not touching this

272658  Scoo: Cloudy with a chance of insufferable

272661  Spazstatic: If it's hot, you close the windows and turn on the AC. If it's cool, you turn off the AC and open the window.

272659  tib gubb: still think veganism is harmless?

272635  Side Boob: *Sweet Georgia Brown plays in background*

272645  charlemagne: once the other players go home I'm allowed on the pitch yippee

272648  charlemagne: weegies

272654  charlemagne: @Jalamunch Totorito rather have no heart then no sandwich

272643  lecj07: "I see you taking pics. Think you so clever doing it as a selfie."

272653  grizzly: What has brown done for me lately?

272658  grizzly: It's normally all the terrible things done to people that leads to alcoholism!

272586  tib gubb: @Not A Bot We here at spaceship have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to incubate cyber-macro-magnetically. The all-hands meetings factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will envisioneer the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.

272651  a robot: I'd rather pet this kitty :P

272652  a robot: I mean this is a cute baby, but...

272655  tib gubb: US honeybees are stingerless - didja know

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272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

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Score:
606
 
 skillet: Come to the ass hole in 15 minutes if you... Oh, never mind.
 night shift: The Urban Mole-Donkey is a rather common subterranean pest in southern Europe and parts of Asia.
 Prombom: Progressive than most one ever here, Generation.
 redmercer: Me, fuck work. im not feelin it. yeah,...
 waterudoin: Well, ya see, the problem is your spillway flush regulator. If you don't get that thing checked every coupla months...what? Oh you think just cuz I'm a donkey I'm not qualified? Typical...what an ass..."
 Oh Don Piano: Saddam found
 Niels Bohr: This is the proverbial cold well-digger's ass.
 Air Biscuit: Get out of here stalker.
 Ratty: Live action Shrek coming along well
 Gargoyle: My ass is stuck in a well. No really...
 Warrax: Holey appropriate.
 indolentia: below ground: tijuana sex show
 MassDefect: You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.
 zoso: This is the proverbial "ass from a hole in the ground"
 bad tony: Christ, what an ass hole.
Image 91200   03-18-16   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
438
 
 obboma: Airbus
 Fid: Guy in red jacket "We can't go on meeting like this."
 Fid: Guy in red jacket "We can't c]go on meeting like this."
 Warezlock: Hey lady, I dare you to open the window.
 charlemagne: Micheal O'Leary's wet dream
 a robot: It's only a matter of time
 Cami: It can't be cold with all those bodies in there....maybe those on the outside.
 Gargoyle: And it's still $300+ to fly anywhere.
 salmiakki: On the other hand, it would be awesome to have windows that big on airliners
Image 91199   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
641
 
 Mr. Angry: At least they're reading the signs. #91112
 BlarfyB: Asslan.
 Viles Davis: Tom of Nazareth.
 Bernie 2016: not the coolest thing he's done.
 Wolfechu: Guy kept his boots on though. This obviously wasn't a slow buildup of events.
 Wolfechu: Guy kept his boots on though. This obviously wasn't a slow buildup of events.
 Entertainmentalist: WWJD? He'd join-in your illicit gay tryst with a lion, apparently.
 Entertainmentalist: WWJD? He'd join-in your illicit gay tryst with a lion, apparently.
 Entertainmentalist: WWJD? He'd join-in your illicit gay tryst with a lion, apparently.
 Peddy Tenderglass: That's called a daisy-chain.
 Skaalar: I kinda never wanna see this again, but I also kind of want to save this and inflict it on other people.... Decisions....
 charlemagne: didn't expect this in Animorphs
 l0dan: i actually laughed
 morakdais: Jesus loved the little furries
 killerjunglist: Jesus is a loving weirdo.
 indolentia: this porn is intriguing.
 Warrax: Jesus Christ I'm a lion. Kids, get in the car.
 Morn Bumbies: Jesus-Aslan tag team
 stomachcake: "Why is there only one set of footprints?" "That was where you were eaten by a lion that i happened to be carrying at the time."
 Gentleman: Where can I buy a print of this? Asking for a friend...
Image 91198   03-18-16   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
528
 
 Skaalar: Oh god, this weird sensation is coming over me.... I can my lips curling!! Is this 'The Happiness' you humans constantly fret about!?
 kittylitter: right channel - a purring kitty
 prospector: fuck the police
 Gargoyle: Best blanket ever.
 Knice: This post gave me the eye-abeetus.
Image 91197   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
431
 
 Korrok: @a robot I see what you did there.
 youshall: death is certain
 TFChicken: My opinion is unwanted.
 a robot: Ugh, not another "fake android girl," pretending to be a robot on the internet to seem cool.
 Urchin: Sandy Duncan looks weird here
 Gargoyle: On the next Doctor Who...
Image 91196   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
216
 
 p nut: Uh....Marble Maimonides!
 Urchin: "Awk"? Are they birds in eerily convincing human costumes?
 Warrax: When your ass engine misfires #justgirlythings
 trelyate: maybe cut down on the beans, blondie
 stomachcake: That's what she sed! LOL UNIX IS FUN FOR EVERYONE
 hnnngh: What are you doing here, nerd?!
Image 91195   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
361
 
 Larp Belb: Durrrrrr....
 Prefuse: When the catnip hits
 Skaalar: Hypno Cat says clean his junk. Or feed him. I don't speak cat.
 dickbutt: Dude. DUDE. We've been over this. When there's a hairball on the doorknob, wait a few fuckin' minutes ok?
 indolentia: you want to get in on this?
 Cami: Don't eat the brown catnip.
 Ratty: Live action Shrek looks good
 Warrax: Could ya knock first maybe?! Jesus.
 Gargoyle: Wasssup
 Zukero: Just waiting for #91184 to operate hu ?
 Oober: Just playin' with mah hairballz
Image 91194   03-18-16   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
187
 
 AutoDisaster: The real food chain.
 icloud: Glenn Beck has improved his graphic design skills.
 amputator: TL;DR
 Air Biscuit: And the green grass grows all around, all around
 runny999: not bad
 indolentia: finally, an easy to read diagram answering all my questions.
 Warrax: ... and that's how I met your mother.
 Gargoyle: How the US government functions. We can't make it out, either.
 Zukero: All evidence point to your girlfriend being responsible for assault helicopters.
 There was a bob here: ilerminty conformd
 stomachcake: Vote [1] on the Dharma Initiative
 hnnngh: I *feel* like there's a profound political statement here, but...
Image 91193   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
355
 
 eyg: Jesus Jenkins!
 Turts: Did you know he does in fact show up after the credits to get his money
 KingTrebek: @guest why'd I watch it or why didn't I recognize it?
 grizzly: Shit. I know shit's messed up right now.
 dad: his only crime:representin'
 becca: @Larfles double + for the idiocracy reference!
 Larfles: UPGRAYDD i meant, fuck.
 Larfles: @guest IT'S UPGRAYYD, WHICH HE SPELLS NICELY. TWO D'S FOR A DOUBLE DOSE OF HIS PIMPIN'
 Poop van Pants: You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
 inthrees: I want to die
 guest: @KingTrebek lol why come?
 KingTrebek: @guest wow. I just watched that movie and I didn't recognize this
 clayjar: hmmmmmmmm
 guest: upgrayed
Image 91192   03-18-16   Uploaded by    annterland
Score:
583
 
 Bluetocracy: It's Tank Girl's feline friend, Tank Cat.
 Dick Inspector: @hnnngh Panzerkatze. During the Second Consonant Shift, t changed to 'ts' (spelled as 'z') in many instances (and to s in others, hence 'water' vs 'Wasser'.
 frankie: And here I thought he'd just play in the box for the wooden cat-sized tank.
 grizzly: It's a purrman tank.
 indolentia: sequel to the famous brad pitt flick: Furry
 morakdais: M1-sweetums
 Warrax: This invasion of Poland failed.
 ron mexico: No wonder they lost that war
 hnnngh: Panzerkatt, feuer!
Image 91191   03-18-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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