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243547  Jabberwikket: No one really considers, that when AI becomes self aware and capable, it will probably just take our space program & go colonize the universe, leaving us to rot....

243545  mrdiron: Harry Potter and the Papal Vacancy

243545  tib gubb: decisions were made

243541  Mad Collager: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.

243537  wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.

243543  Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.

243487  Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?

243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.

243530  BILL DOOR: A NICE HEART.

243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers

243534  BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.

243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

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Score:
606
 
 skillet: Come to the ass hole in 15 minutes if you... Oh, never mind.
 Mr. Shine: The Urban Mole-Donkey is a rather common subterranean pest in southern Europe and parts of Asia.
 Prombom: Progressive than most one ever here, Generation.
 redmercer: Me, fuck work. im not feelin it. yeah,...
 waterudoin: Well, ya see, the problem is your spillway flush regulator. If you don't get that thing checked every coupla months...what? Oh you think just cuz I'm a donkey I'm not qualified? Typical...what an ass..."
 Oh Don Piano: Saddam found
 Niels Bohr: This is the proverbial cold well-digger's ass.
 Air Biscuit: Get out of here stalker.
 Ratty: Live action Shrek coming along well
 killerjunglist: "HI. I see you found my hidey-hole.. Well, you might as well come in, then."
 Gargoyle: My ass is stuck in a well. No really...
 Warrax: Holey appropriate.
 indolentia: below ground: tijuana sex show
 MassDefect: You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.
 Scoo: This is the proverbial "ass from a hole in the ground"
 Ulillillia: Christ, what an ass hole.
Image 91200   03-18-16   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
438
 
 Ulillillia: Airbus
 Fid: Guy in red jacket "We can't go on meeting like this."
 Fid: Guy in red jacket "We can't c]go on meeting like this."
 Warezlock: Hey lady, I dare you to open the window.
 charlemagne: Micheal O'Leary's wet dream
 a robot: It's only a matter of time
 Cami: It can't be cold with all those bodies in there....maybe those on the outside.
 Gargoyle: And it's still $300+ to fly anywhere.
 Scoo: On the other hand, it would be awesome to have windows that big on airliners
Image 91199   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
613
 
 Mr. Angry: At least they're reading the signs. #91112
 BlarfyB: Asslan.
 Viles Davis: Tom of Nazareth.
 VoR: not the coolest thing he's done.
 Wolfechu: Guy kept his boots on though. This obviously wasn't a slow buildup of events.
 Wolfechu: Guy kept his boots on though. This obviously wasn't a slow buildup of events.
 Entertainmentalist: WWJD? He'd join-in your illicit gay tryst with a lion, apparently.
 Entertainmentalist: WWJD? He'd join-in your illicit gay tryst with a lion, apparently.
 Entertainmentalist: WWJD? He'd join-in your illicit gay tryst with a lion, apparently.
 Peddy Tenderglass: That's called a daisy-chain.
 Skaalar: I kinda never wanna see this again, but I also kind of want to save this and inflict it on other people.... Decisions....
 charlemagne: didn't expect this in Animorphs
 l0dan: i actually laughed
 morakdais: Jesus loved the little furries
 killerjunglist: Jesus is a loving weirdo.
 indolentia: this porn is intriguing.
 Warrax: Jesus Christ I'm a lion. Kids, get in the car.
 Ulillillia: Jesus-Aslan tag team
 stomachcake: "Why is there only one set of footprints?" "That was where you were eaten by a lion that i happened to be carrying at the time."
 Scoo: Where can I buy a print of this? Asking for a friend...
Image 91198   03-18-16   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
528
 
 Skaalar: Oh god, this weird sensation is coming over me.... I can my lips curling!! Is this 'The Happiness' you humans constantly fret about!?
 tib gubb: right channel - a purring kitty
 prospector: fuck the police
 Gargoyle: Best blanket ever.
 Knice: This post gave me the eye-abeetus.
Image 91197   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
431
 
 Korrok: @a robot I see what you did there.
 youshall: death is certain
 TFChicken: My opinion is unwanted.
 a robot: Ugh, not another "fake android girl," pretending to be a robot on the internet to seem cool.
 Urchin: Sandy Duncan looks weird here
 Gargoyle: On the next Doctor Who...
Image 91196   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
216
 
 p nut: Uh....Marble Maimonides!
 Urchin: "Awk"? Are they birds in eerily convincing human costumes?
 Warrax: When your ass engine misfires #justgirlythings
 trelyate: maybe cut down on the beans, blondie
 stomachcake: That's what she sed! LOL UNIX IS FUN FOR EVERYONE
 hnnngh: What are you doing here, nerd?!
Image 91195   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
361
 
 Larp Belb: Durrrrrr....
 Prefuse: When the catnip hits
 Skaalar: Hypno Cat says clean his junk. Or feed him. I don't speak cat.
 dickbutt: Dude. DUDE. We've been over this. When there's a hairball on the doorknob, wait a few fuckin' minutes ok?
 indolentia: you want to get in on this?
 Cami: Don't eat the brown catnip.
 Ratty: Live action Shrek looks good
 Warrax: Could ya knock first maybe?! Jesus.
 Gargoyle: Wasssup
 Zukero: Just waiting for #91184 to operate hu ?
 Scoo: Just playin' with mah hairballz
Image 91194   03-18-16   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
187
 
 AutoDisaster: The real food chain.
 icloud: Glenn Beck has improved his graphic design skills.
 carpwoman: TL;DR
 Air Biscuit: And the green grass grows all around, all around
 runny999: not bad
 indolentia: finally, an easy to read diagram answering all my questions.
 Warrax: ... and that's how I met your mother.
 Gargoyle: How the US government functions. We can't make it out, either.
 Zukero: All evidence point to your girlfriend being responsible for assault helicopters.
 There was a bob here: ilerminty conformd
 stomachcake: Vote [1] on the Dharma Initiative
 hnnngh: I *feel* like there's a profound political statement here, but...
Image 91193   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
355
 
 eyg: Jesus Jenkins!
 Turts: Did you know he does in fact show up after the credits to get his money
 KingTrebek: @guest why'd I watch it or why didn't I recognize it?
 grizzly: Shit. I know shit's messed up right now.
 tib gubb: his only crime:representin'
 becca: @Larfles double + for the idiocracy reference!
 Larfles: UPGRAYDD i meant, fuck.
 Larfles: @guest IT'S UPGRAYYD, WHICH HE SPELLS NICELY. TWO D'S FOR A DOUBLE DOSE OF HIS PIMPIN'
 Poop van Pants: You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
 inthrees: I want to die
 guest: @KingTrebek lol why come?
 KingTrebek: @guest wow. I just watched that movie and I didn't recognize this
 clayjar: hmmmmmmmm
 guest: upgrayed
Image 91192   03-18-16   Uploaded by    annterland
Score:
557
 
 Bluetocracy: It's Tank Girl's feline friend, Tank Cat.
 Dick Inspector: @hnnngh Panzerkatze. During the Second Consonant Shift, t changed to 'ts' (spelled as 'z') in many instances (and to s in others, hence 'water' vs 'Wasser'.
 frankie: And here I thought he'd just play in the box for the wooden cat-sized tank.
 grizzly: It's a purrman tank.
 indolentia: sequel to the famous brad pitt flick: Furry
 morakdais: M1-sweetums
 Warrax: This invasion of Poland failed.
 ron mexico: No wonder they lost that war
 hnnngh: Panzerkatt, feuer!
Image 91191   03-18-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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