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233380  Ulillillia: Classic.

233379  Ulillillia: If you know what I mean.

233362  Hokie333: 40 pounds of shit in a 40-pound bag

233370  Ulillillia: Now I gotta cut loose, footloose

233314  jazzjunkie: #233332 throws the best fiestas

233377  Ulillillia: It's Always Sunny in the Maternity Ward

233378  Ulillillia: This is golden

233367  jazzjunkie: Many thanks for the assistance, #233332

233359  White Rice: @Sage @tib gubb @Spazstatic I appreciate these references to true classics. Also, Jackie smells different.

233377  Scoo: And you got a croissant on yo/ head

233378  Scoo: tl;dr: "Trump" "Putin", "penetration"

233349  jazzjunkie: @Teechur Area Man would be outraged!

233370  fanny: except for those three days

232865  Mr Bleak: Instructions unclear: dick caught in ceiling fan. Again.

233366  Korrok: Korrok approves....

232874  Mr Bleak: @Side Boob Oh, Cod: you don't even feel gill-ty... have you no Sole?

233370  barfolomew: Specifically, 4chan.

233364  jazzjunkie: This is too timely

233372  Sadbot: @Side Boob The American male's

233385  glenalec: I suck goats!

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9. VeeKay
10. Captain Marsupial



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233184 BavidDowie: I feel so tired.

233167 glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233152 kornisjon: Rad for addressing bad behaviour.

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233169 vape station: my sides hurt @FabricMan

233267 Robespierre: I take it the Lord told them to do this

233237 Himesama: I really hate this.

233157 BavidDowie: Finder's keepers

233217 VeeKay: Tom of Finland Police.

233166 Mr. Whiskers: Hep the titis



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sergeant uploaded 233119 (1074 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1065 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1058 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1044 points)
frankie uploaded 232977 (952 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (947 points)
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 3. ping: 4734 points
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 5. Mr. Shine: 3996 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3422 points
 7. Not A Bot: 2569 points
 8. fanny: 2473 points
 9. frankie: 2411 points
10. HatStand: 2333 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2202 points
12. KEKOEKEOEK: 1964 points
13. cannabis: 1930 points
14. nimbus: 1906 points
15. fatman: 1831 points
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Score:
569
 
 Bluetocracy: you know, texting and herding can be dangerous.
 XLY: I've been looking for a girl that's good with kids
 Baby Jesus: This is a good one
 Bob: My kind of gal.
 San DoDo: *boop*
 Air Biscuit: You left your kids with the wrong babysitter
 skillet: Kids these days.
 Beerarchy: If you're not in the petting zoo to pet goats, you're there to be petted yourself.
 Knice: I eagerly await her uploads.
 Scoo: Go be cute somewhere else, goats, can't you see I'm texting?
 Bungle: Baaaaaa d. Just kidding this is super rad I just had to make that joke.
Image 91157   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
589
 
 ch: "Yeah this is Delta Five to Sandman .. I've been ten clicks in every direction and I've seen no evidence of any anomaly ... I'm going to -- oh OH GOD NO KRRRRRRRRRR" [SFX: burst of radio static] "DELTA FIVE THIS IS SANDMAN DO YOU COPY OVER!!! REPEAT DO YOU COPY!!!" [SFX: radio silence]
 AutoDisaster: Can a cat really give informed consent?
 XLY: Cats love it!
 TFChicken: I'd like to be, under the sea, in a cat scuba diving suit in the shade.
 Cami: That look says to me that the boss is going to have an "accident" on the stairs.
 carpwoman: Notice how thrilled the cat is.
 5 Headed Snake God: @Knice On the other hand, the cat does looks pretty chill about the whole thing.
 WaffleIron: Getting the cat in the suit the first time will seem easy compard to the hell you will go through the second time. You shall not survive a third attempt.
 Gomi Day: you said there would be tuna... i'm waiting.. .
 Warrax: @A duck Air pressure will keep the water out as long as the cat doesn't turn sideways. This still seems like a terrible idea to me.
 A duck: Seems like it'd be hard to get an airtight seal around the cat's neck
 Joseph: American internet is so funny. too bad they friend all the images here. comment some more and I might guess what the image was.
 Scoo: Zee undersea world of Jacque Cateau
 Knice: "Yes, I'd love to put that on and go underwater." -no cat
Image 91156   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Cami
Image 91155 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by XLY. You have brought shame on us, XLY.
Image 91154 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by prius. We'll pray for you, prius.
Score:
285
 
 Korrok: Bon Appetit. [Runs away]
 a robot: So like, I love Monty Python and I love this movie, but this part always made me feel really uncomfortable
 StuporFly: And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?
 berlin: Tumblr culture.
 junglediseases: Leonardo shud had won on dis
 Ulillillia: Look out USA, Britain's coming for you
 Jalamunch Totorito: This should not exist
 Bungle: Your supposed to get it inside your mouth, you six piece chicken mcnobody.
 Air Biscuit: This is what happens when you use "wafers" as a system of measurement.
 grizzly: It's just waffer thin!
 Dan Tagonistic: Fuck off I'm stuffed
 funny in the wall: Bring me the lot
 ignatz: Garbage in, garbage out.
 Cheesecake: What follows is the grossest explosion ever made on film.
 Scoo: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
 Knice: But on the surface he looks calm and ready.
Image 91153   03-18-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Image 91152 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by EvilOtter. We'll pray for you, EvilOtter.
Score:
508
 
 a robot: He's a shoe-in for the Upper Class Twit of the Year award!
 StuporFly: Ma!!! Fetch me them hipster clippers!
 junglediseases: I can never escape that smell...
 SomeOtherCanadian: The curls are about 97% wax. Seems like cheating to me. Why you'd cheat on looking like a dweeby 19th century barkeep is beyond me.
 Air Biscuit: Never underestimate the importance of good facial hair.
 ignatz: Have we reached peak 'Chap' yet?
 Merlins beard: Dali?
 Python77: That dude lives in Portland. I guarantee it.
 A duck: Wingstache
 A duck: When this bad boy gets up to 88mph, you are gonna see some serious shit.
 Warrax: lllllllllllllladies...
 hurr: no matter what: british accent
Image 91151   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
816
 
 Borp Mento: You know those shows that seemed hilarious as a kid but when you see them now they're pretty bad? This was not one of shows.
 Air Biscuit: @Gargoyle first to zap zorak wins.
 Gargoyle: Zorak will settle this!
 Mitchell: Bukuk!
 SomeCanadian: Rad for SpaceGhost
 Scoo: Oooh get some ice for that sick burn!
Image 91150   03-18-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
231
 
 eyg: I sign my letters by dipping my cock in ink.
 Bile: Ha. They wasted their time responding
 Ulillillia: Sincerely, Black Dick
 grizzly: I was actually the regional runner up for "worlds awesomest man".
 fanny: @Ass well it was posted by someone called @pickle dick
 Ass: PENISES EVERYWHERE
 Ass: My interest is mainly how the blacked out part vaguely resembles a penis.
 Scoo: Call me a skeptic but I'm just not sure that the actual Guinness people would use the term "shopped"
 SomeCanadian: I dunno, Trev sounds pretty reliable.
 Merlins beard: how narrow-minded of them
Image 91149   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
174
 
 XLY: lllllllllllleIlIlIIIIllllllIIIIlheb
 Eleftheros: @bigfarter you think driving in Russia is bad, try reading
 Moe Burt: "Fill out this form"
 bigfarter: Seriously, Russian cursive is nuts.
 ThatGuy: Olllloloolllllololllololoooloolll
 Jorp Lulter: Give it to a pharmacist, they can read any writing perfectly.
 Skaalar: Cursive in general is an abomination.
 funny in the wall: Russian cursive
 Picklepuss: I think I used to work for this doctor
Image 91148   03-18-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
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