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272923  foreversmug: Playing all his nowhere songs for nobody.

272937  Sandor: Bob cat

272862  charlemagne: if you build it they will come

272882  charlemagne: I've just witnessed a graduation ceremony for seven year olds. all had little robes on and everything. I don't understand why this is happening

272935  charlemagne: I have a similar method for checking where in your arm the broken bone is

272945  charlemagne: it's my cheat day

272933  lecj07: Hand apple!

272956  Paint Chips: I JUST HAD SE-EX!!

272932  SurfNTurf: Gaia Theory, you say?

272933  Science: Clockwork Doggo

272942  mrdiron: "Based on a tweet" is unfortunately something you hear a lot of these days

272549  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Beauty of North Korea.

272930  topcity: That T-Rex isn't to scale

272943  Side Boob: They are just kidding. Cats already control the world.

272873  Side Boob: What? No dinner or flowers?

272869  Urn BooUrn: Instructions unclear, grease burns on dick.

272896  Side Boob: Nothing escapes babushka network.

272952  Niels Bohr: What's she going to do when she realizes she's 3 times smarter than the rest of her family.

272902  Side Boob: I think this is from "Disenchantment" on Netflix. I enjoyed it!

272895  Urn BooUrn: It's recursive, The is a tiny man inside him cosplaying as the convention center. And so on.

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272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige



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Score:
593
 
 Bluetocracy: you know, texting and herding can be dangerous.
 XLY: I've been looking for a girl that's good with kids
 Baby Jesus: This is a good one
 Bob: My kind of gal.
 San DoDo: *boop*
 Air Biscuit: You left your kids with the wrong babysitter
 skillet: Kids these days.
 Beerarchy: If you're not in the petting zoo to pet goats, you're there to be petted yourself.
 Knice: I eagerly await her uploads.
 sundragon: Go be cute somewhere else, goats, can't you see I'm texting?
 Bungle: Baaaaaa d. Just kidding this is super rad I just had to make that joke.
Image 91157   03-18-16   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
589
 
 ch: "Yeah this is Delta Five to Sandman .. I've been ten clicks in every direction and I've seen no evidence of any anomaly ... I'm going to -- oh OH GOD NO KRRRRRRRRRR" [SFX: burst of radio static] "DELTA FIVE THIS IS SANDMAN DO YOU COPY OVER!!! REPEAT DO YOU COPY!!!" [SFX: radio silence]
 AutoDisaster: Can a cat really give informed consent?
 XLY: Cats love it!
 TFChicken: I'd like to be, under the sea, in a cat scuba diving suit in the shade.
 Cami: That look says to me that the boss is going to have an "accident" on the stairs.
 teletub: Notice how thrilled the cat is.
 5 Headed Snake God: @Knice On the other hand, the cat does looks pretty chill about the whole thing.
 WaffleIron: Getting the cat in the suit the first time will seem easy compard to the hell you will go through the second time. You shall not survive a third attempt.
 Gomi Day: you said there would be tuna... i'm waiting.. .
 Warrax: @A duck Air pressure will keep the water out as long as the cat doesn't turn sideways. This still seems like a terrible idea to me.
 A duck: Seems like it'd be hard to get an airtight seal around the cat's neck
 Joseph: American internet is so funny. too bad they friend all the images here. comment some more and I might guess what the image was.
 Ment Thorp: Zee undersea world of Jacque Cateau
 Knice: "Yes, I'd love to put that on and go underwater." -no cat
Image 91156   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Cami
Image 91155 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by XLY. You have brought shame on us, XLY.
Image 91154 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by prius. Boo, prius.
Score:
285
 
 Korrok: Bon Appetit. [Runs away]
 a robot: So like, I love Monty Python and I love this movie, but this part always made me feel really uncomfortable
 StuporFly: And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?
 berlin: Tumblr culture.
 junglediseases: Leonardo shud had won on dis
 digabigpig: Look out USA, Britain's coming for you
 Jalamunch Totorito: This should not exist
 Bungle: Your supposed to get it inside your mouth, you six piece chicken mcnobody.
 Air Biscuit: This is what happens when you use "wafers" as a system of measurement.
 grizzly: It's just waffer thin!
 Dan Tagonistic: Fuck off I'm stuffed
 funny in the wall: Bring me the lot
 donhomero: Garbage in, garbage out.
 Cheesecake: What follows is the grossest explosion ever made on film.
 icloud: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
 Knice: But on the surface he looks calm and ready.
Image 91153   03-18-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Image 91152 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by EvilOtter. Your image was bad, EvilOtter.
Score:
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 a robot: He's a shoe-in for the Upper Class Twit of the Year award!
 StuporFly: Ma!!! Fetch me them hipster clippers!
 junglediseases: I can never escape that smell...
 SomeOtherCanadian: The curls are about 97% wax. Seems like cheating to me. Why you'd cheat on looking like a dweeby 19th century barkeep is beyond me.
 Air Biscuit: Never underestimate the importance of good facial hair.
 vape station: Have we reached peak 'Chap' yet?
 Merlins beard: Dali?
 Python77: That dude lives in Portland. I guarantee it.
 A duck: Wingstache
 A duck: When this bad boy gets up to 88mph, you are gonna see some serious shit.
 Warrax: lllllllllllllladies...
 hurr: no matter what: british accent
Image 91151   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
816
 
 Borp Mento: You know those shows that seemed hilarious as a kid but when you see them now they're pretty bad? This was not one of shows.
 Air Biscuit: @Gargoyle first to zap zorak wins.
 Gargoyle: Zorak will settle this!
 Mitchell: Bukuk!
 SomeCanadian: Rad for SpaceGhost
 Uncle Larry: Oooh get some ice for that sick burn!
Image 91150   03-18-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
221
 
 eyg: I sign my letters by dipping my cock in ink.
 Bile: Ha. They wasted their time responding
 1979: Sincerely, Black Dick
 grizzly: I was actually the regional runner up for "worlds awesomest man".
 fanny: @Ass well it was posted by someone called @pickle dick
 Ass: PENISES EVERYWHERE
 Ass: My interest is mainly how the blacked out part vaguely resembles a penis.
 NFLitGirl: Call me a skeptic but I'm just not sure that the actual Guinness people would use the term "shopped"
 SomeCanadian: I dunno, Trev sounds pretty reliable.
 Merlins beard: how narrow-minded of them
Image 91149   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
174
 
 XLY: lllllllllllleIlIlIIIIllllllIIIIlheb
 Eleftheros: @bigfarter you think driving in Russia is bad, try reading
 Moe Burt: "Fill out this form"
 bigfarter: Seriously, Russian cursive is nuts.
 ThatGuy: Olllloloolllllololllololoooloolll
 Jorp Lulter: Give it to a pharmacist, they can read any writing perfectly.
 Skaalar: Cursive in general is an abomination.
 funny in the wall: Russian cursive
 Picklepuss: I think I used to work for this doctor
Image 91148   03-18-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
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