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249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

249324  dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.

249324  Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!

151373  dangerkeith3000: Oh god he's stuck in a fart bubble!

249298  dangerkeith3000: Can't wait for May 29th.

249318  barfolomew: Well you should have specified

249300  dangerkeith3000: Robo-Dog

249320  barfolomew: Don't forget to check under the seat, sometimes one is hiding there.

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249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
569
 
 Bluetocracy: you know, texting and herding can be dangerous.
 XLY: I've been looking for a girl that's good with kids
 Baby Jesus: This is a good one
 Bob: My kind of gal.
 San DoDo: *boop*
 Air Biscuit: You left your kids with the wrong babysitter
 skillet: Kids these days.
 Beerarchy: If you're not in the petting zoo to pet goats, you're there to be petted yourself.
 Knice: I eagerly await her uploads.
 Scoo: Go be cute somewhere else, goats, can't you see I'm texting?
 Bungle: Baaaaaa d. Just kidding this is super rad I just had to make that joke.
Image 91157   03-18-16   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
589
 
 ch: "Yeah this is Delta Five to Sandman .. I've been ten clicks in every direction and I've seen no evidence of any anomaly ... I'm going to -- oh OH GOD NO KRRRRRRRRRR" [SFX: burst of radio static] "DELTA FIVE THIS IS SANDMAN DO YOU COPY OVER!!! REPEAT DO YOU COPY!!!" [SFX: radio silence]
 AutoDisaster: Can a cat really give informed consent?
 XLY: Cats love it!
 TFChicken: I'd like to be, under the sea, in a cat scuba diving suit in the shade.
 Cami: That look says to me that the boss is going to have an "accident" on the stairs.
 carpwoman: Notice how thrilled the cat is.
 5 Headed Snake God: @Knice On the other hand, the cat does looks pretty chill about the whole thing.
 WaffleIron: Getting the cat in the suit the first time will seem easy compard to the hell you will go through the second time. You shall not survive a third attempt.
 Gomi Day: you said there would be tuna... i'm waiting.. .
 Warrax: @A duck Air pressure will keep the water out as long as the cat doesn't turn sideways. This still seems like a terrible idea to me.
 A duck: Seems like it'd be hard to get an airtight seal around the cat's neck
 Joseph: American internet is so funny. too bad they friend all the images here. comment some more and I might guess what the image was.
 Scoo: Zee undersea world of Jacque Cateau
 Knice: "Yes, I'd love to put that on and go underwater." -no cat
Image 91156   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Cami
Image 91155 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by XLY. You have brought shame on us, XLY.
Image 91154 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by prius. Your image was bad, prius.
Score:
285
 
 Korrok: Bon Appetit. [Runs away]
 a robot: So like, I love Monty Python and I love this movie, but this part always made me feel really uncomfortable
 StuporFly: And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?
 berlin: Tumblr culture.
 junglediseases: Leonardo shud had won on dis
 digabigpig: Look out USA, Britain's coming for you
 Jalamunch Totorito: This should not exist
 Bungle: Your supposed to get it inside your mouth, you six piece chicken mcnobody.
 Air Biscuit: This is what happens when you use "wafers" as a system of measurement.
 grizzly: It's just waffer thin!
 Dan Tagonistic: Fuck off I'm stuffed
 funny in the wall: Bring me the lot
 ignatz: Garbage in, garbage out.
 Cheesecake: What follows is the grossest explosion ever made on film.
 Scoo: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
 Knice: But on the surface he looks calm and ready.
Image 91153   03-18-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Image 91152 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by EvilOtter. We'll pray for you, EvilOtter.
Score:
508
 
 a robot: He's a shoe-in for the Upper Class Twit of the Year award!
 StuporFly: Ma!!! Fetch me them hipster clippers!
 junglediseases: I can never escape that smell...
 SomeOtherCanadian: The curls are about 97% wax. Seems like cheating to me. Why you'd cheat on looking like a dweeby 19th century barkeep is beyond me.
 Air Biscuit: Never underestimate the importance of good facial hair.
 ignatz: Have we reached peak 'Chap' yet?
 Merlins beard: Dali?
 Python77: That dude lives in Portland. I guarantee it.
 A duck: Wingstache
 A duck: When this bad boy gets up to 88mph, you are gonna see some serious shit.
 Warrax: lllllllllllllladies...
 hurr: no matter what: british accent
Image 91151   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
816
 
 Borp Mento: You know those shows that seemed hilarious as a kid but when you see them now they're pretty bad? This was not one of shows.
 Air Biscuit: @Gargoyle first to zap zorak wins.
 Gargoyle: Zorak will settle this!
 Mitchell: Bukuk!
 SomeCanadian: Rad for SpaceGhost
 Scoo: Oooh get some ice for that sick burn!
Image 91150   03-18-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
231
 
 eyg: I sign my letters by dipping my cock in ink.
 Bile: Ha. They wasted their time responding
 1979: Sincerely, Black Dick
 grizzly: I was actually the regional runner up for "worlds awesomest man".
 fanny: @Ass well it was posted by someone called @pickle dick
 Ass: PENISES EVERYWHERE
 Ass: My interest is mainly how the blacked out part vaguely resembles a penis.
 Scoo: Call me a skeptic but I'm just not sure that the actual Guinness people would use the term "shopped"
 SomeCanadian: I dunno, Trev sounds pretty reliable.
 Merlins beard: how narrow-minded of them
Image 91149   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
174
 
 XLY: lllllllllllleIlIlIIIIllllllIIIIlheb
 Eleftheros: @bigfarter you think driving in Russia is bad, try reading
 Moe Burt: "Fill out this form"
 bigfarter: Seriously, Russian cursive is nuts.
 ThatGuy: Olllloloolllllololllololoooloolll
 Jorp Lulter: Give it to a pharmacist, they can read any writing perfectly.
 Skaalar: Cursive in general is an abomination.
 funny in the wall: Russian cursive
 Picklepuss: I think I used to work for this doctor
Image 91148   03-18-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
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