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262393  Not A Bot: I'm pretty curious what that handwritten sign in the window says...

262380  Fiveninety: doesn't have "should've," "should of" and "should'em"

262391  Shay: So one advantage of tripping on acid is it rejuvenates your hair?

262384  Fiveninety: @Herm Cremombies i can't -- we only have plus here

262387  Magdra: J:man you're so full of shit your eyes are brown. C: so are yours

262235  Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262386  Robespierre: Image could use a red circle

262386  a sedated moose: Okay, why's everybody a random red name now?

262385  Robespierre: Needs a little adjustment in hue

262387  Robespierre: Dude's a reg'lar raconteur

262386  a sedated moose: Really?

262384  FabricMan: Whatever you do, don't send me large amounts of money!

262386  a sedated moose: eSam.

262385  FabricMan: After drinking blue Koolaid

262379  Robespierre: Install with the pointy end toward the front

262361  Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan Annoying yes, but I like it too.

262357  Robespierre: @Gold Morpumple Look to the left - Recent Comments - and our usernames appear there properly. Or at least as properly as our usernames can appear.

262385  WannaBee: All hail Hypnotoad.

262390  bigjim: Gotta love E! Youre the non-important minorities.

262384  trelyate: whatever you do, don't like this comment

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262338 Shay: This is some Tower of Babel shit going on 'ere.

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262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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 Daple Grongo: you know, texting and herding can be dangerous.
 Purb Plopert: I've been looking for a girl that's good with kids
 Mild Alboble: This is a good one
 Frump Horpombies: My kind of gal.
 Puwn Brongus: *boop*
 Flamp Drumungo: You left your kids with the wrong babysitter
 Laple Horpongo: Kids these days.
 Freld Grunombies: If you're not in the petting zoo to pet goats, you're there to be petted yourself.
 Verm Cremungus: I eagerly await her uploads.
 Vemp Brupert: Go be cute somewhere else, goats, can't you see I'm texting?
 Durb Brumple: Baaaaaa d. Just kidding this is super rad I just had to make that joke.
Image 91157   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Pulm Brupert
Score:
589
 
 Morm Rempupert: "Yeah this is Delta Five to Sandman .. I've been ten clicks in every direction and I've seen no evidence of any anomaly ... I'm going to -- oh OH GOD NO KRRRRRRRRRR" [SFX: burst of radio static] "DELTA FIVE THIS IS SANDMAN DO YOU COPY OVER!!! REPEAT DO YOU COPY!!!" [SFX: radio silence]
 Down Drumoble: Can a cat really give informed consent?
 Mamp Fluble: Cats love it!
 Gaple Brongo: I'd like to be, under the sea, in a cat scuba diving suit in the shade.
 Bople Drumupert: That look says to me that the boss is going to have an "accident" on the stairs.
 Thimp Morpumple: Notice how thrilled the cat is.
 Fruft Brungus: @Knice On the other hand, the cat does looks pretty chill about the whole thing.
 Belm Gromple: Getting the cat in the suit the first time will seem easy compard to the hell you will go through the second time. You shall not survive a third attempt.
 Cring Albombies: you said there would be tuna... i'm waiting.. .
 Crelm Cremombies: @A duck Air pressure will keep the water out as long as the cat doesn't turn sideways. This still seems like a terrible idea to me.
 Vimp Flumoble: Seems like it'd be hard to get an airtight seal around the cat's neck
 Mift Plumbies: American internet is so funny. too bad they friend all the images here. comment some more and I might guess what the image was.
 Cruple Bromple: Zee undersea world of Jacque Cateau
 Thuld Flumungus: "Yes, I'd love to put that on and go underwater." -no cat
Image 91156   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Himpo Drumungo
Image 91155 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by XLY. You have brought shame on us, XLY.
Image 91154 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by prius. We'll pray for you, prius.
Score:
285
 
 Dimpo Flumbies: Bon Appetit. [Runs away]
 Left Floble: So like, I love Monty Python and I love this movie, but this part always made me feel really uncomfortable
 Frurb Grumple: And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?
 Durbo Drumongus: Tumblr culture.
 Thong Plemungus: Leonardo shud had won on dis
 Fruwn Drumumple: Look out USA, Britain's coming for you
 Hing Flongus: This should not exist
 Dorb Plemomple: Your supposed to get it inside your mouth, you six piece chicken mcnobody.
 Varm Grunuble: This is what happens when you use "wafers" as a system of measurement.
 Merbo Bropert: It's just waffer thin!
 Fluwn Dampongus: Fuck off I'm stuffed
 Melm Albopert: Bring me the lot
 Bawn Grunuble: Garbage in, garbage out.
 Jango Plungo: What follows is the grossest explosion ever made on film.
 Trirb Cremopert: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
 Fremp Plemombies: But on the surface he looks calm and ready.
Image 91153   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Marm Dampungus
Image 91152 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by EvilOtter. Boo, EvilOtter.
Score:
536
 
 Mempo Drumuble: He's a shoe-in for the Upper Class Twit of the Year award!
 Melm Fluble: Ma!!! Fetch me them hipster clippers!
 Crirm Flumumbies: I can never escape that smell...
 Paple Morpopert: The curls are about 97% wax. Seems like cheating to me. Why you'd cheat on looking like a dweeby 19th century barkeep is beyond me.
 Cruld Grunupert: Never underestimate the importance of good facial hair.
 Vift Bromple: Have we reached peak 'Chap' yet?
 Rild Grumple: Dali?
 Trarbo Rempomple: That dude lives in Portland. I guarantee it.
 Miple Rempupert: Wingstache
 Bemp Albopert: When this bad boy gets up to 88mph, you are gonna see some serious shit.
 Trilm Flumupert: lllllllllllllladies...
 Rold Cremungus: no matter what: british accent
Image 91151   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Limp Morpungo
Score:
816
 
 Juft Morpoble: You know those shows that seemed hilarious as a kid but when you see them now they're pretty bad? This was not one of shows.
 Freng Drumoble: @Gargoyle first to zap zorak wins.
 Frengo Grunomple: Zorak will settle this!
 Rimpo Morpomple: Bukuk!
 Vurb Drumungo: Rad for SpaceGhost
 Purm Dampumple: Oooh get some ice for that sick burn!
Image 91150   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Frirb Plumbies
Score:
221
 
 Lumpo Brumple: I sign my letters by dipping my cock in ink.
 Florbo Drumomple: Ha. They wasted their time responding
 Geld Albumbies: Sincerely, Black Dick
 Dump Brungo: I was actually the regional runner up for "worlds awesomest man".
 Flongo Cremoble: @Ass well it was posted by someone called @pickle dick
 Vold Horpoble: PENISES EVERYWHERE
 Tramp Bromple: My interest is mainly how the blacked out part vaguely resembles a penis.
 Pimp Morpumbies: Call me a skeptic but I'm just not sure that the actual Guinness people would use the term "shopped"
 Thurb Flumongo: I dunno, Trev sounds pretty reliable.
 Hurt Fluble: how narrow-minded of them
Image 91149   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Flort Albongo
Score:
174
 
 Trurm Brungo: lllllllllllleIlIlIIIIllllllIIIIlheb
 Gurt Morpombies: @bigfarter you think driving in Russia is bad, try reading
 Morm Drumupert: "Fill out this form"
 Hulm Dampongus: Seriously, Russian cursive is nuts.
 Thimpo Broble: Olllloloolllllololllololoooloolll
 Flingo Brungo: Give it to a pharmacist, they can read any writing perfectly.
 Verb Rempungo: Cursive in general is an abomination.
 Lorm Flumombies: Russian cursive
 Flimp Morpumbies: I think I used to work for this doctor
Image 91148   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Trampo Morpomple
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