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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



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Score:
255
 
 LKoroton: Your spit is funny, go check your gums
 SomeCanadian: This is the spookiest vagina I've ever been associated with.
 hnnngh: We get it, you vape.
 Warrax: Your uterus is science-fictiony
Image 91147   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
355
 
 ch: annnnd fuck the word substitution
 ch: Though the anomaly had obliterated 99.99999% of Earth, a few scattered fragments fucked off to distant corners of the universe. The last wireless transmission of an actual image of a human was tightly whack offped around a piece of its own freely-chosen body art, a heart-shaped pizza slice labelled "A PIZZA MY HEART."
 big h: heart disease?
 Mike Michael: It might be interesting, but its kinda terrible and un........
 SomeCanadian: This is okay until Dominos starts stuffing your coronary arteries with cheez-substitute.
 hnnngh: Pizza shit.
 Warrax: Pizza's okay on occasion.
 Picklepuss: oh, oh, bake it, bake another little pizza my heart now, darling
 jem: Pizza is nice
 Darkasnoon: Eat your heart out
 mrmaestro: Challenge accepted
Image 91146   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
506
 
 Bile: Is this eminem
 Bob: Nope.
 ThatGuy: @Side Boob asking the important questions in life
 Side Boob: How did he get a beard below his ears?
 morakdais: I want to hit him with a racket
 Zukero: That's his disguise to get his revenge from #90906
 Scoo: We get it, you tennis
 funny in the wall: Jauntism's no joke
 Warrax: I admire the dedication and planning that went into this poor decision.
 Sadbot: My dog would love to chase this man's head around the yard
 Merlins beard: Not sure if I'm going to watch the Simpsons movie 2... I liked it better when they were cartoons
Image 91145   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Janston
Image 91144 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by queezy farm. Your image was bad, queezy farm.
Score:
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 morakdais: Fun fact, the Norse hammer of Thor was co-opted by white supremacists via nazis
 morakdais: She should be using a mac and an iPhone
 9inchfails: @hurr @Merlins beard @SomeCanadian Just looked up Celtic cross on Wikipedia. I had no idea that the symbol had been embraced by white supremacists. Such a shame. Prior to five minutes ago I would have pegged her as a hippie for having a celtic symbol. Awww crap.
 wolfpupy: Wake up sheeple, they did this on purpose.
 hurr: that comment beneath was meant to be "at" you @Sadbot
 hurr: i am from germany and i can spot nazi shenanigans from 50 ft away. especially cause i hate those bastards...and since the right wing is on the rise again...smh
 iwash: And I don't think she's expressing her love of Back to the Future
 iwash: She has an '88' tattoo on her other hand
 Merlins beard: @Sadbot @hurr Trump-supporting woman sues tattooist after discovering 'Celtic Cross' is really white supremacist symbol?
 hurr: oh and btw : proving nazis don't understand politics...."oooh he said sth against brown people?! i like that guy" well yeah ignore the stuff about ruining your life...focus on racism
 hurr: well...to me that's just a celtic cross...but then again the swastika got a bad rep 'cause dem nazis aswell
 Sadbot: Maybe PBS is like me, and wouldn't know a white supremacist tattoo unless it's pointed out
 A Post Office: Badded for her friendly spaceship-related white supremacism ( @bug )
 IM AN ASSHOLE: @SomeCanadian I still see a Celtic cross.
 Youll Cowards: @bug You have a good eye. If I could (+) your comment more than once, I would.
 SomeCanadian: @ping Note the dorsum of the right hand.
 bug: Radded for her friendly spaceship shirt
 lolnotrly: Are the tattoos visible in this shot? I see what looks like a dragon on her arm and a Sun cross (possibly a Celtic cross) on her hand. The Trump sticker has a correlation with white supremacists but it's not definitive. Have I missed anything?
 Mr. Whiskers: White supremacists are their own worst advocates
 indolentia: thumbs up to PBS.
 Jeannie C: Or, maybe they did.
 reply: Orange Power
 Knice: shocking
Image 91143   03-18-16   Uploaded by    SoyUnPerdedor
Score:
602
 
 robobigfoot: Oh, boythey sure picked the wrong guy to lynch that time! And that thought had a brother: There are right people to lynch. Who? People not well connected. So it goes.
 Billy James: "Player Piano" and "The Sirens of Titan" are actually better than a lot of Vonnegut's books that English teachers and critics rave about. They don't get nearly enough attention for some reason though.
 AdamBomb286: So it goes.
 Urchin: I didn't realize Vonnegut wrote specifically for panthers, that explains a lot actually
 Rent A Dog: never post here again
 hnnngh: Rad for Vonnegut and for campy sci-fi book cover.
 Warrax: I hate it when my tiny throat man tries to escape. Biting is the only language he understands.
 Lestrange: He's got a lifetime of sinus trouble ahead of him
 Lestrange: He's got a lifetime of sinus trouble ahead of him
 indolentia: So far ahead of its time. Proteus was the man.
 Unbathed: So glad it is not a piano.
Image 91142   03-18-16   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
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 A duck: The Jaguar controller wasn't that bad, ergonomically. It's very big, but molded to make it easy to hold.
 dobbiesdoogs: i didn't think the controller was that bad. but then again, i was the only person to prefer the "duke" controller to "s" controller on the xbox
 AdamBomb286: Adding to the AvP love. Also, it was a huge pain in the ass to learn the buttons because I did not have the template for the number pad.
 trees: first comment
 Antimony: Thank god no-one's ever reused the controller the way they keep reusing the shell of the console itself.
 morakdais: I remember avp, val'desere skiing and metal storm, jaguar was pretty much awesome for a weekend that your CDI broke
 Dan Tagonistic: A quick Wiki tells me that wasn't true in the slightest
 Dan Tagonistic: Played the only console version of Syndicate as I remember
 icloud: Did this double as a phone?
 A duck: Jaguar Alien vs Predator was rad as fuck.
 A duck: Hell yeah, Atari Jaguar. Bought one used just so I could play the Jag version of Alien vs Predator (the only good version, until AvP 2 for PC)
 Gargoyle: You can play a game and order a pizza at the same time.
 SomeCanadian: @Alastair I like kitties.
 SoyUnPerdedor: is the number pad for phone calls?
 funny in the wall: Wow that looks to be the opposite of ergonomic. rad!
 Unbathed: @Alastair I believe that it was powerful enough to run Oracle Server.
 Alastair: The Jaguar was a horrible console with a terribly designed controller. Radded.
Image 91141   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
433
 
 mackdaddy: NOW MORE EXTREMER. who the fuck leaves the room
 doop: When the face painter at the fair is an art school grad.
 Warrax: Just needs #91135 and the ensemble's complete.
 indolentia: a painting of a man with a painting on his face. so meta!
 Merlins beard: these peel-off mask designs are getting ridiculous
 Blimpet: This is his natural skin tone.
 Knice: Pictured: One patient mofo.
Image 91140   03-18-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
403
 
 junglediseases: NUT TO BUTT, PEOPLE!
 tina: He's behind me again, isn't he?
 booger: I wonder who would win if they fought.
 indolentia: above: how everyone stands in line at the DMV.
 Gomi Day: (heavy breathing)
 Eleftheros: I find your lack of boundaries disturbing...
 Scoo: You smell niiiiice
 Joe Bird: I had always figured Vader to be the Butch in that relationship.
 Knice: SFX: *vinyl stretching noise* "eeerrrrrrrrreererr..."
 Air Biscuit: Im still not touching you.
 Mitchell: *SNIIIIIF*
 hnnngh: Darth Vader's gonna be sore in the morning...
 Gargoyle: I can't quit you.
 AutoDisaster: Meninists only :)
 Warrax: Swiggity-Supeity
 This is obviously: Sneaky-man to the rescue!
Image 91139   03-18-16   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
347
 
 rand0: @doop I got to figure that joke was the reason entropy uploaded that in the first place
 doop: @rand0 doh, commented before I saw your comment.
 doop: Shouldn't the fine be $451?
 rand0: hehe @hurr
 hurr: what what what??? @rand0
 Extreme Locorito: thank you jesus
 rand0: More like $451, a hurr hurr hurr
 Gargoyle: Or you may be fine $540 or $539...
 Warrax: This is fined.
 Darkasnoon: Don't worry, maybe you will be fined, maybe not, depends on how high the Ranger is
 aoaoaoao: Are you serious
Image 91138   03-18-16   Uploaded by    entropy
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