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272617  Mr Bleak: Switcherino of stupidity.

272618  Mr Bleak: All those in favour of Tuna for breakfast, raise a paw.

272905  Fiveninety: ok but i would like to note that warning labels don't exist to protect stupid people from themselves. they're to protect companies and property owners from stupid people, their lawyers and their frivolous lawsuits

272931  Commodore 64: Bad pun fly, eat shit.

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272930  Passive: "So, uhhhh you gonna finish that vomit?"

272929  Passive: "Ask me how much I saved with State Farm"

272915  addend: What?

272920  addend: Meanwhile, in a higher income bracket, "Command+C, Command+V".

272678  Passive: "Looks like mew need a catalytic converter, also I know you just closed the hood but I need to get back in there."

272925  addend: zzZ.

272926  addend: Zzz (but much taller).

272927  addend: Zzz.

272681  Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272931  addend: Don't vaxx on me.

272691  Passive: How my digestive tract determines my experience after Southern Indian food

272932  addend: Warm milk.

272700  Passive: "Christian Weston Chandler mellowed out during his golden years."

272628  Mr Bleak: Who crowned him?

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.



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Score:
658
 
 funny in the wall: I'll save you, cat lady!
 Trumpysucks: I remember in college when we used to take pictures of cat butt holes. Those were the days.
 PenguinBartender: "Away male human suitors! This one belongs to usssssss!"
 Jeannie C: We need to be involved in every aspect of your life.
 Air Biscuit: Catwoman reboot too real for me.
 becca: This is why cats are best left online.
 Warrax: Your cats hate you, but you knew that.
 Gargoyle: Take the picture! Taco Bell needs to see what they did to me!
 spacedawg: Psycho Kitty, Qu'est-ce que c'est
Image 91137   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Retromancer
Score:
542
 
 AdamBomb286: He spent all his cash on having his chompers filed to points, now he can afford shoes.
 XLY: Damn that is one gnarly looking hooligan
 NuclearWinter: sexymaking clothes thief
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Overachieving pickpocket picks pockets and all
 PenguinBartender: Tarkatan thieves are a growing problem in the east.
 indolentia: guy deserves to get robbed for wearing whitey tighties as an adult.
 nlx27: your own damn fault if you carry a sack with a dollar sign
 AutoDisaster: Microcephaly panic propaganda
 rand0: Bakune Young strikes again
 Knice: Google translate tells me that the captions read: "Jack-o-lantern head guy does not skip leg day. He can run so fast with money that your clothes will fly off and even your torso will look surprised."
Image 91136   03-18-16   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
244
 
 doop: I bet she's got a face like a bulldog under there.
 Warrax: Goes great with #91140
 indolentia: screw showers, i'll just drape myself in a shitload of flowers.
 Jeannie C: Spring gilly suits.
 Warrax: Epic druid armor.
 Zukero: Arcimboldo's getting weak.
Image 91135   03-18-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
280
 
 junglediseases: We are all Travon
 amputator: Also, I don't remember any Force lightning in Empire.
 Zukero: George is in the hood !
 wooden boy: The Empire Strikes Buck
 NO JOKES: There is something profound about using Star Wars to mock a capitalist oligarchy.
Image 91134   03-18-16   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
251
 
 AdamBomb286: Comes with a side of fries and a bowl of raw chicken wing-tips.
 XLY: @underwear a bunch of fat bald dudes and others who want to also be fat bald dudes
 underwear: It's always just a waste of food who's going to actually try to eat it, and not just the top piece.
 Picklepuss: thanks Guy Fieri
 AutoDisaster: The 'salad' makes it healthy.
 funny in the wall: oh, i get it, mexico has beaten us in the fat game. This is our come back
 Warrax: I like food, I like eating good food, this makes me want to slap someone.
 Gargoyle: Why did you order the small?
 hurr: don't worry your body won't even notice it @Zukero
 p-niiice: what the fuck is that hell-mush in that bowl. remove it and we might talk.
 SomeCanadian: Something something brave enough...
 SomeOtherCanadian: 'Murica.jpg
 leia: Now that's a GODDAMN BURGER right there, it is
 Knice: Pro tip: Insert the pointy end first.
 A duck: OK, I'm hungry now.
 Zukero: Sacrilege ! There's salad in it !
Image 91133   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Matt Face
Score:
928
 
 namename: Funny internet
 indolentia: bahaha, she left the toilet seat up. out of frame: penis.
 Warrax: My dogs are too short to drink from the toilet. Also, not allowed in the bathrooms.
 Annoying Vegan : Another reason I love having a corgi. Too stubby for this to be an issue.
 Zukero: @Urn BooUrn does a Horse count ?
 Urn BooUrn: Put the toilet cover down if you own pets.
 Apple IIe: I didn't even notice the dog drinking out of the toilet before reading the comments.
 Mitchell: Gross, a black toilet seat!
 San DoDo: I do hope she flushed
 wootman: In photography, it's all about composition
Image 91132   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
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 Taters: i hate you
 doop: And the artist statement is 15 pages long.
 indolentia: you call this art? this is just a white wall, you pleb.
 Unbathed: I just learned: In photography, it's all about composition.
 AdaMan: Missing Missy - Extremely emotional, I was in tears
 becca: I'm watchin u
 SomeCanadian: This cat looks judgy.
 SomeCanadian: This cat looks judgy.
 San DoDo: Now this is art!
 Zukero: You *think* it is just a cat, but the guy on the left just has better camo than #91085
 daisy picker: Do not shop the mascot in the empty space!
 A duck: I see someone has learned about negative space
 Knice: Well, there's a cat. Hi, cat. *clicks Rad*
 Mextreme Enchirito: Arbusian
 earl: Simple. Tasteful. Rad.
Image 91131   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
307
 
 werterland: The Parsnip's Turmoil, Artist Unknown, ca. 1863
 doop: Keep your parnsip covered unless you want birds to peck at it.
 indolentia: parsnips added to mashed potatoes take the mash to a whole other level. delightful!
 KyleisBobDole: @PissReagan Lurking mostly. Decided I'd better get some insurance on staying purple, as it's my one point of pride in an otherwise sad and listless existence.
 p-niiice: it all comes down to tentacles with these folks
 Mitchell: Pensive parsnip..
 PissReagan: Welcome back @KyleisBobDole, where have you been??
 icloud: Daikon porn is weird
 J. Random Bozo: Rad-ish
 This is obviously: Wait, what?
 A duck: Pssh. Next you're gonna tell me this is fake too, just like #91127
Image 91130   03-18-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
712
 
 Bile: Hey you guyyysss
 Warrax: "I used to fit through here I dont even know what happened hey whats up is that food?"
 Oober: All kids love dog!
 A duck: Hello, I am dog! Nice to meet you! Have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
 bug: Insert cat here.
 WaffleIron: Here's Johnny!
Image 91129   03-18-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
375
 
 werterland: This season, on America's Next Top Haz-Mat Model...
 XLY: The new Spring line is flying off the shelves thanks to this window display
 indolentia: that hazmat suit sucks. dude's arms melted off.
 This is obviously: example of when protective suits fail
 Zukero: Zombies deserve hygiene too !
 SomeCanadian: That is a very unflattering colour on that gentileman
 A duck: Ghost of Heisenbergs Past
Image 91128   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
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