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234208  GoGo Robotto: that's one hell of a number, I tell ya!

234187  El hefe: Children for sale

234202  El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?

234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

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234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

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234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

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234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

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Score:
853
 
 indolentia: in america, nukes cause super powers. in japan, nukes cause monsters.
 Moe Burt: Awesome pants!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Where's the tiny people running away from Godzilla?
 Knice: My wife thinks I go down to the basement to build shelves and stuff. I'm really doing this.
 A duck: Godzilla is FAKE?!?! My life is a lie! SOMEONE WILL PAY FOR THIS!
Image 91127   03-18-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
532
 
 WaffleIron: Behold his spaceship!
Image 91126   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Image 91125 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by XLY. You have brought shame on us, XLY.
Score:
283
 
 doop: The Donner family car.
 indolentia: vagina: it's not a clown car.
 Joe Bird: If a sper m is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaate!
 Angry Lobster: He wanted an eight son of an eight son, sadly, maths aren't his forte.
 Air Biscuit: Thats what happens when you bring a piano on the Oregon trail.
 Blimpet: The winter was hard this year
 WaffleIron: 6 down, 7 to go.
 Anus: If you aren't eating them to gain their power then what's the point of having more than a couple kids?
Image 91124   03-18-16   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
495
 
 Warrax: I get it. Its for #91267
 junglediseases: In 2035: a new pope!
 funny in the wall: The two dudes in the back seem undecided about this "egg"
 Warrax: ANd when it hatches, we'll have our 13th and final warrior.
 Annoying Vegan : In Iceland, golden egg lays you!
 Moe Burt: That's quite an accomplicement, no wonder they look so proud.
 San DoDo: Which one's the goose?
 ch: Get lost, Egger no one wants you
 nlx27: the shirt is more horrifying for me
 Side Boob: And the Golden Buttplug award goes to Brenda!
 ur mom: *in photographer's voice* okay.. little to the left... all hipsters to the front please... yes... say cheeeese!
 WaffleIron: @Knice : It runs on two truck batteries, they install through the base.
 SomeCanadian: Donald Trump has laid an egg!
 Knice: Where do you put the batteries?
 Anus: ring ring ring... it's bravery calling. will you answer?
Image 91123   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Matt Face
Score:
497
 
 indolentia: day man! ooaaaaahhh fighter of the night man! ooooaaaaahh! champion of the sun!
 vincenzo: @SomeOtherCanadian master of karate! and friendship! for everyone!
 SomeOtherCanadian: Oh AAAHHH ahhhhh
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Janston @Sadbot Champion of the Sun
 Sadbot: oh AAAHHH ahhhhh
 Sadbot: @Janston Fighter of the Night Man
 Turts: I love this too much!
 Blimpet: Goddamn Scholastic! What the hell are you doing?
 Janston: oh AAAHHH ahhhhh
 Janston: DAY MAN
 Knice: Fuckin what?
 Robespierre: I preferred the prequel - "The Night Loaf Summoneth"
Image 91122   03-18-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
61
 
 AdamBomb286: Hiroshima.jpg
 This is obviously: She's just swinging by
 DrinkMixMan: In line at a swingers club, huh?
 WaffleIron: You'll never be sexy unless you point those toes.
Image 91121   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
616
 
 a robot: @p-niiice Ahhh, closure. Thanks
 p-niiice: @a robot no drama, just someon not happy with a comment vaguely sexual in nature. it is what it is.
 p-niiice: @a robot no, my comment was horribly myogynistic, and was removed.
 a robot: @becca What happened with @p-niice? I guess I missed some drama? They seem to be gone from the site now
 eykei: Twinkling sitar, really want to
 Alastair: @a robot That, and you can see part of his thigh.
 Butcherboy: @a robot sharp eyes. must have come from those befriend gangs tasha was always on about. we get it not everywhere is a utopia in the future
 funny in the wall: I watched the entire TNG while editing my dissertation. Still don't get the facination with Troi...
 a robot: @Butcherboy If you look closely, there is a man in a skirt directly behind Troi. The short sleeves are the giveaway
 Annoying Vegan : I can go anywheeeeeeeeere
 becca: Flagged you @p-niiice quit the shitty comments.
 becca: Fuck off @p-niiice
 Butcherboy: @copunter in the first season you also saw a few men wearinf the "unisex" skirt
 A duck: Eyy bebbe, why dance with a zero when you can dance with a hero?
 nlx27: I refuse to watch this new star treks. Also not entirely sure why
 Shay: Nice faceswap.
 Janston: I;m stil thinkin bout thos skirts
 gggina: I bet he wishes that visor included x-ray vision that only penetrates clothing.
 Mr. Shine: She is an attractive lady. I liked her and Riker as a couple.
 Angry Lobster: Rodenberry, you horny motherfucker.
 ur mom: dude wearing those sunglasses so he can sneak a peek at that booty
Image 91120   03-18-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
755
 
 Mitchell: @Angry Lobster They have specialized vasculature to maintain blood flow when rotating.
 hnnngh: A hooter and some hooters.
 KL1NGON: A very helpful adaptation when you prey upon squirrels.
 Angry Lobster: I wish I could rotate my head so much.
 ur mom: fit bird!
 stomachcake: A fine-looking hooter, but probably better if it's set free
 Joe Bird: What a view.
Image 91119   03-18-16   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
675
 
 Air Biscuit: @5 Headed Snake God not sure. If it was a gif, i could tell you.
 5 Headed Snake God: @Air Biscuit Or is it making reality a fantasy?
 Christina: Isn't that giraffe too short?
 SomeCanadian: Who says dreams can't come true?
 Air Biscuit: Making fantasy a reality.
Image 91118   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
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