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253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

253360  hammy: Roll that beautiful bean footage!!

253340  Knice: Me so honry

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253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253303 raditzu: They got me, but You still should run!



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Score:
283
 
 doop: The Donner family car.
 indolentia: vagina: it's not a clown car.
 Joe Bird: If a sper m is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaate!
 Angry Lobster: He wanted an eight son of an eight son, sadly, maths aren't his forte.
 Air Biscuit: Thats what happens when you bring a piano on the Oregon trail.
 Blimpet: The winter was hard this year
 WaffleIron: 6 down, 7 to go.
 Anus: If you aren't eating them to gain their power then what's the point of having more than a couple kids?
Image 91124   03-18-16   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
495
 
 Warrax: I get it. Its for #91267
 junglediseases: In 2035: a new pope!
 funny in the wall: The two dudes in the back seem undecided about this "egg"
 Warrax: ANd when it hatches, we'll have our 13th and final warrior.
 Annoying Vegan : In Iceland, golden egg lays you!
 Moe Burt: That's quite an accomplicement, no wonder they look so proud.
 San DoDo: Which one's the goose?
 ch: Get lost, Egger no one wants you
 nlx27: the shirt is more horrifying for me
 Side Boob: And the Golden Buttplug award goes to Brenda!
 ur mom: *in photographer's voice* okay.. little to the left... all hipsters to the front please... yes... say cheeeese!
 WaffleIron: @Knice : It runs on two truck batteries, they install through the base.
 SomeCanadian: Donald Trump has laid an egg!
 Knice: Where do you put the batteries?
 Anus: ring ring ring... it's bravery calling. will you answer?
Image 91123   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Matt Face
Score:
497
 
 indolentia: day man! ooaaaaahhh fighter of the night man! ooooaaaaahh! champion of the sun!
 vincenzo: @SomeOtherCanadian master of karate! and friendship! for everyone!
 SomeOtherCanadian: Oh AAAHHH ahhhhh
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Janston @Sadbot Champion of the Sun
 Sadbot: oh AAAHHH ahhhhh
 Sadbot: @Janston Fighter of the Night Man
 Turts: I love this too much!
 Blimpet: Goddamn Scholastic! What the hell are you doing?
 Janston: oh AAAHHH ahhhhh
 Janston: DAY MAN
 Knice: Fuckin what?
 Lorm Bembo: I preferred the prequel - "The Night Loaf Summoneth"
Image 91122   03-18-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
61
 
 AdamBomb286: Hiroshima.jpg
 This is obviously: She's just swinging by
 DrinkMixMan: In line at a swingers club, huh?
 WaffleIron: You'll never be sexy unless you point those toes.
Image 91121   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
616
 
 a robot: @p-niiice Ahhh, closure. Thanks
 p-niiice: @a robot no drama, just someon not happy with a comment vaguely sexual in nature. it is what it is.
 p-niiice: @a robot no, my comment was horribly myogynistic, and was removed.
 a robot: @becca What happened with @p-niice? I guess I missed some drama? They seem to be gone from the site now
 eykei: Twinkling sitar, really want to
 Alastair: @a robot That, and you can see part of his thigh.
 Butcherboy: @a robot sharp eyes. must have come from those befriend gangs tasha was always on about. we get it not everywhere is a utopia in the future
 funny in the wall: I watched the entire TNG while editing my dissertation. Still don't get the facination with Troi...
 a robot: @Butcherboy If you look closely, there is a man in a skirt directly behind Troi. The short sleeves are the giveaway
 Annoying Vegan : I can go anywheeeeeeeeere
 becca: Flagged you @p-niiice quit the shitty comments.
 becca: Fuck off @p-niiice
 Butcherboy: @copunter in the first season you also saw a few men wearinf the "unisex" skirt
 A duck: Eyy bebbe, why dance with a zero when you can dance with a hero?
 nlx27: I refuse to watch this new star treks. Also not entirely sure why
 Shay: Nice faceswap.
 Janston: I;m stil thinkin bout thos skirts
 gggina: I bet he wishes that visor included x-ray vision that only penetrates clothing.
 Mr. Shine: She is an attractive lady. I liked her and Riker as a couple.
 Angry Lobster: Rodenberry, you horny motherfucker.
 ur mom: dude wearing those sunglasses so he can sneak a peek at that booty
Image 91120   03-18-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
755
 
 Mitchell: @Angry Lobster They have specialized vasculature to maintain blood flow when rotating.
 hnnngh: A hooter and some hooters.
 KL1NGON: A very helpful adaptation when you prey upon squirrels.
 Angry Lobster: I wish I could rotate my head so much.
 ur mom: fit bird!
 stomachcake: A fine-looking hooter, but probably better if it's set free
 Joe Bird: What a view.
Image 91119   03-18-16   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
675
 
 Air Biscuit: @5 Headed Snake God not sure. If it was a gif, i could tell you.
 5 Headed Snake God: @Air Biscuit Or is it making reality a fantasy?
 Christina: Isn't that giraffe too short?
 SomeCanadian: Who says dreams can't come true?
 Air Biscuit: Making fantasy a reality.
Image 91118   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
295
 
 indolentia: your tale bores me. [yaaaaaawn]
 Christina: Time for some dentistry.
 annterland: I bet he can fit both his fists in his mouth.
 copunter: bat boy seen at local zoo
Image 91117   03-18-16   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
508
 
 doop: ... TOO quiet.
 Mitchell: @Agamemnon Triforce Rush hour (AM & PM), shortly after sunset on a Friday, and school start/end times are ones I check.
 Mr. Shine: *Thriller bass line starts* "Darkness falls across the land/ the midnight hour is close at hand/ when creatures crawl in search of blood/ and terrorize y'alls neighborhood. . . . . ."
 Agamemnon Triforce: Should we ever move again I'm making sure we drive through the neighborhood at important times of the day and week.
 ur mom: ...until the zombie apocalypse
 anonymous: Mt Hope Ave and Mt Hope Cemetery in Rochester, NY
 Air Biscuit: False advertising : neighbors across the street will play "the monster mash" loudly on infinite loop
 WaffleIron: You can call the cops all you want but they just wont stop dooting.
Image 91116   03-18-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
321
 
 Christina: Swag meltdown!
 bug: Attack on Liver
 Gargoyle: Attack on Jger
 Angry Lobster: You can kill anything with that Jaggermeister, even a fucking Titan.
 Alastair: Wir sind die Saufer!
 Gomi Day: trying to make a clever attack on titan pun, here, but i'm hitting a wall.
 redpeepee: For dinner. OKAY THIS HAS GONE ON FOR
 Joe Bird: "Have no fear! Captain Date Befriend is here!"
 sad face: 12 seconds to Foureyes' "why-did-I-bring-all-this-useless-shit-with me?" meltdown
Image 91115   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Trumpysucks
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