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272844  Dr. Bathroom: Cock cock cock cock cock and vagina High School!

272854  Sadbot: I always think of the arch as the gateway to the True Midwest, welcome to 500 states that are all corn and a million casseroles

272807  Teechur: His trunk will stay clean. Oh, wait. I see rolled up jeans. He probably drives a pristine 4x4 with leather interior and "off-roads" onto fields to park at flea markets where he shops for hipster crap.

272814  Teechur: Should we put Old Bay Village seasoning on it?

272819  AdaMan: Cheese. It gives you ideas.

272845  Teechur: Rad for MAD magazine, but BAD for microposting it.....

272851  Teechur: @Off Topic I'd pay a nickel for a family portrait and include it with our Christmas cards this year.

272846  dangerkeith3000: This picture is almost as awesome as the cannibalism pros and cons discourse on #272816

272836  dangerkeith3000: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

272838  dangerkeith3000: My cousin's boyfriend has a huge truck with the license plate "LIL MAN". Granted he *is* 5'4"...

272849  dangerkeith3000: Dinochicken

272837  Snow Plow: little pink hound dogs for you and me

272854  sparename: I lost my polarising fil.ter

272847  Eleftheros: @Sadbot I woulda thought it was the nazi-killer reputation for the 1940s models rolling over on German roads

272851  Off Topic: I think I'd pay for one of these.

272848  Korrok: Korrok approves.

272816  dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.

272796  antipatterns: at least its not bowsette

272813  antipatterns: @dangerkeith3000 when they try and sell the building that pillar just explodes

272802  Scoo: Now in THREE-DEE!

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272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272816 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.



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 doop: The Donner family car.
 indolentia: vagina: it's not a clown car.
 Joe Bird: If a sper m is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaate!
 Angry Lobster: He wanted an eight son of an eight son, sadly, maths aren't his forte.
 Air Biscuit: Thats what happens when you bring a piano on the Oregon trail.
 Blimpet: The winter was hard this year
 WaffleIron: 6 down, 7 to go.
 Anus: If you aren't eating them to gain their power then what's the point of having more than a couple kids?
Image 91124   03-18-16   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
495
 
 Warrax: I get it. Its for #91267
 junglediseases: In 2035: a new pope!
 funny in the wall: The two dudes in the back seem undecided about this "egg"
 Warrax: ANd when it hatches, we'll have our 13th and final warrior.
 Annoying Vegan : In Iceland, golden egg lays you!
 Moe Burt: That's quite an accomplicement, no wonder they look so proud.
 San DoDo: Which one's the goose?
 ch: Get lost, Egger no one wants you
 nlx27: the shirt is more horrifying for me
 Side Boob: And the Golden Buttplug award goes to Brenda!
 ur mom: *in photographer's voice* okay.. little to the left... all hipsters to the front please... yes... say cheeeese!
 WaffleIron: @Knice : It runs on two truck batteries, they install through the base.
 SomeCanadian: Donald Trump has laid an egg!
 Knice: Where do you put the batteries?
 Anus: ring ring ring... it's bravery calling. will you answer?
Image 91123   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Matt Face
Score:
497
 
 indolentia: day man! ooaaaaahhh fighter of the night man! ooooaaaaahh! champion of the sun!
 vincenzo: @SomeOtherCanadian master of karate! and friendship! for everyone!
 SomeOtherCanadian: Oh AAAHHH ahhhhh
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Janston @Sadbot Champion of the Sun
 Sadbot: oh AAAHHH ahhhhh
 Sadbot: @Janston Fighter of the Night Man
 Turts: I love this too much!
 Blimpet: Goddamn Scholastic! What the hell are you doing?
 Janston: DAY MAN
 Knice: Fuckin what?
 Lorm Bembo: I preferred the prequel - "The Night Loaf Summoneth"
Image 91122   03-18-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
61
 
 AdamBomb286: Hiroshima.jpg
 This is obviously: She's just swinging by
 DrinkMixMan: In line at a swingers club, huh?
 WaffleIron: You'll never be sexy unless you point those toes.
Image 91121   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
616
 
 a robot: @p-niiice Ahhh, closure. Thanks
 p-niiice: @a robot no drama, just someon not happy with a comment vaguely sexual in nature. it is what it is.
 p-niiice: @a robot no, my comment was horribly myogynistic, and was removed.
 a robot: @becca What happened with @p-niice? I guess I missed some drama? They seem to be gone from the site now
 eykei: Twinkling sitar, really want to
 Alastair: @a robot That, and you can see part of his thigh.
 Butcherboy: @a robot sharp eyes. must have come from those befriend gangs tasha was always on about. we get it not everywhere is a utopia in the future
 funny in the wall: I watched the entire TNG while editing my dissertation. Still don't get the facination with Troi...
 a robot: @Butcherboy If you look closely, there is a man in a skirt directly behind Troi. The short sleeves are the giveaway
 Annoying Vegan : I can go anywheeeeeeeeere
 becca: Flagged you @p-niiice quit the shitty comments.
 becca: Fuck off @p-niiice
 Butcherboy: @copunter in the first season you also saw a few men wearinf the "unisex" skirt
 A duck: Eyy bebbe, why dance with a zero when you can dance with a hero?
 nlx27: I refuse to watch this new star treks. Also not entirely sure why
 Shay: Nice faceswap.
 Janston: I;m stil thinkin bout thos skirts
 gggina: I bet he wishes that visor included x-ray vision that only penetrates clothing.
 Popsicle Dream: She is an attractive lady. I liked her and Riker as a couple.
 Angry Lobster: Rodenberry, you horny motherfucker.
 ur mom: dude wearing those sunglasses so he can sneak a peek at that booty
Image 91120   03-18-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
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 Mitchell: @Angry Lobster They have specialized vasculature to maintain blood flow when rotating.
 hnnngh: A hooter and some hooters.
 KL1NGON: A very helpful adaptation when you prey upon squirrels.
 Angry Lobster: I wish I could rotate my head so much.
 ur mom: fit bird!
 stomachcake: A fine-looking hooter, but probably better if it's set free
 Joe Bird: What a view.
Image 91119   03-18-16   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
702
 
 Air Biscuit: @5 Headed Snake God not sure. If it was a gif, i could tell you.
 5 Headed Snake God: @Air Biscuit Or is it making reality a fantasy?
 Christina: Isn't that giraffe too short?
 SomeCanadian: Who says dreams can't come true?
 Air Biscuit: Making fantasy a reality.
Image 91118   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
323
 
 indolentia: your tale bores me. [yaaaaaawn]
 Christina: Time for some dentistry.
 annterland: I bet he can fit both his fists in his mouth.
 copunter: bat boy seen at local zoo
Image 91117   03-18-16   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
508
 
 doop: ... TOO quiet.
 Mitchell: @Agamemnon Triforce Rush hour (AM & PM), shortly after sunset on a Friday, and school start/end times are ones I check.
 robford: *Thriller bass line starts* "Darkness falls across the land/ the midnight hour is close at hand/ when creatures crawl in search of blood/ and terrorize y'alls neighborhood. . . . . ."
 Agamemnon Triforce: Should we ever move again I'm making sure we drive through the neighborhood at important times of the day and week.
 ur mom: ...until the zombie apocalypse
 anonymous: Mt Hope Ave and Mt Hope Cemetery in Rochester, NY
 Air Biscuit: False advertising : neighbors across the street will play "the monster mash" loudly on infinite loop
 WaffleIron: You can call the cops all you want but they just wont stop dooting.
Image 91116   03-18-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
321
 
 Christina: Swag meltdown!
 bug: Attack on Liver
 Gargoyle: Attack on Jger
 Angry Lobster: You can kill anything with that Jaggermeister, even a fucking Titan.
 Alastair: Wir sind die Saufer!
 Gomi Day: trying to make a clever attack on titan pun, here, but i'm hitting a wall.
 redpeepee: For dinner. OKAY THIS HAS GONE ON FOR
 Joe Bird: "Have no fear! Captain Date Befriend is here!"
 sad face: 12 seconds to Foureyes' "why-did-I-bring-all-this-useless-shit-with me?" meltdown
Image 91115   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Trumpysucks
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