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249329  Prostata: booped

249326  Whatever: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box

249328  Whatever: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...

249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

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9. Dr Awkward
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249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!



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 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
 7. fanny: 2648 points
 8. Warrax: 2601 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
295
 
 indolentia: your tale bores me. [yaaaaaawn]
 Christina: Time for some dentistry.
 annterland: I bet he can fit both his fists in his mouth.
 copunter: bat boy seen at local zoo
Image 91117   03-18-16   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
508
 
 doop: ... TOO quiet.
 Mitchell: @Agamemnon Triforce Rush hour (AM & PM), shortly after sunset on a Friday, and school start/end times are ones I check.
 Mr. Shine: *Thriller bass line starts* "Darkness falls across the land/ the midnight hour is close at hand/ when creatures crawl in search of blood/ and terrorize y'alls neighborhood. . . . . ."
 Agamemnon Triforce: Should we ever move again I'm making sure we drive through the neighborhood at important times of the day and week.
 ur mom: ...until the zombie apocalypse
 anonymous: Mt Hope Ave and Mt Hope Cemetery in Rochester, NY
 Air Biscuit: False advertising : neighbors across the street will play "the monster mash" loudly on infinite loop
 WaffleIron: You can call the cops all you want but they just wont stop dooting.
Image 91116   03-18-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
321
 
 Christina: Swag meltdown!
 bug: Attack on Liver
 Gargoyle: Attack on Jger
 Angry Lobster: You can kill anything with that Jaggermeister, even a fucking Titan.
 Alastair: Wir sind die Saufer!
 Gomi Day: trying to make a clever attack on titan pun, here, but i'm hitting a wall.
 redpeepee: For dinner. OKAY THIS HAS GONE ON FOR
 Joe Bird: "Have no fear! Captain Date Befriend is here!"
 sad face: 12 seconds to Foureyes' "why-did-I-bring-all-this-useless-shit-with me?" meltdown
Image 91115   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Trumpysucks
Image 91114 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pickle Dick. You have brought shame on us, Pickle Dick.
Score:
558
 
 Pickle Dick: Bernie Sanders public transportation
 ur mom: don't kink shame
 matos: @VoR Ah, but it's as Hatfield and The North once posited, "There's No Place Like Homerton" - or Aylesbury, for that matter.
 VoR: I always think this one is my hometown. Weird that.
 Scoo: Things like this make me look forward to getting old
Image 91113   03-18-16   Uploaded by    doop
Score:
627
 
 Entertainmentalist: This sign is confusing. So, apparently dog fouling is unacceptable, but since the illustration of what appears to be dog fucking doesn't have a line through it, that's OK?
 Mr. Skeltal: So obviously the sign means someone has already done it
 Shay: No harm, no foul doesn't apply here creep.
 WaffleIron: Signs signs, everywhere the signs! Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind, do this don't do that, cant you read the sign?
 Gomi Day: Morally Inept slumps his shoulders and shuffles away
 jadensmith: stupid
 Picklepuss: I Think I'm Going About This Cat-Breeding Thing All Wrong
 VoR: Cat Fouling is socially acceptable though.
Image 91112   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
445
 
 Warrax: How did people even survive in a world without circle-drawing robots?
 Angry Lobster: @Moe Burt I, for one, welcome our new robotic Overlords.
 Moe Burt: Ah, I remember the good old days, when robots were OUR slaves :)
 Scoo: #justlogothings
Image 91111   03-18-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
321
 
 werterland: They have all picked their new best friends.
 XLY: @LKoroton yeah... they look like they only stopped holding hands long enough to take the picture
 junglediseases: War never changes.
 funny in the wall: At least wear each other's faces...
 Warrax: This tale of unrequited loves is complicated.
 Christina: Disgusting!
 SoyUnPerdedor: "you're in our turf now. If you want to get out alive, you're going to get our faces silkscreened on your shirt mofo!"
 LKoroton: Somehow gay, but I believe it wasn't the idea
 dragon horn: whatever this is, its terrible
 KL1NGON: Whyt do poor people of the world all wear those same dirty-assed sandals?
 Knice: The face-like markings on their torsos foil predators into striking away from their heads, thus improving their chances of escape.
 Sadbot: Sandalz Crew
 Scoo: Phun with Photoshop
Image 91110   03-18-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
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 Warrax: That ain't my knife. That was here when I got here. I don't know nuthin bout no dead bird.
 Skaalar: "Please, step into my office. Complimentary knife?"
 WaffleIron: I'm on a sneaking mission
 SomeCanadian: Bruce the knife-cat is pretty awesome. Needs a whole series.
 SomeOtherCanadian: This was Bruce, he was a good, albeit strange, cat
 nlx27: @zazzer same breadbox here. it was great
 Mr. Skeltal: I used to have a breadbox like that when I was a little kid. My folks kept random crap in it, spilled out awfully whenever anybody opened it. Never a knifecat though.
 Catcat: I lost a friend like that!
 Scoo: Rad for Polaroid
Image 91109   03-18-16   Uploaded by    SomeOtherCanadian
Image 91108 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hat thrab. We'll pray for you, hat thrab.
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