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233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233103  Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233210  tib gubb: it is monday, my dudes

232762  glenalec: Once I have chewed and swallowed it, no difference.

233206  fanny: maybe if it was a red circle instead of a red arrow i'd know what i was looking at

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233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233166 Mr. Whiskers: Hep the titis

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.



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Score:
422
 
 mrmrmr: Double dream hands, and shuffle shuffle, stepladder.... Rat tail.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Robespierre U r my fave
 Urchin: Look at the shoes. I am fairly certain this is a girl.
 Robespierre: @Jaunty Shrimp Honey bun boy?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Honey boy boy
 indolentia: what a beautiful ballet butterball.
 Robespierre: We are the goon squad and we're coming to town ... beep-beep - fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion....
 misterjoe: @Gargoyle I can act, I can sing, and I can dance. I am what they call a Triple Threat.
 Gargoyle: @a robot No, this is a young @misterjoe
 a robot: Is this a young Chris Farley?
 Bernie 2016: there's a staaaar maaaan, waiting in the sky. He'd climb down from the ladder, but he thinks it'd blow our minds
 Knice: Dance on, dude.
Image 90893   03-17-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
408
 
 Robespierre: @Skaalar Oh God, no. No, there isn't. I'm just Robespierre; that's good enough for me.
 Skaalar: @Robespierre 60!? Dang... Any chance you'd consider becoming the Grand Elder of the Friendly Spaceship? Or some sort of other title...
 Skaalar: @Borkf I'd have no problem getting one, I've been looking for an excuse to get another one for a year or so now...
 Robespierre: @Borkf Whew! Thanks for clarifying that. I was worried there for ... well, not really.
 Borkf: @Robespierre Oh, I meant @Skaalar , was just CCing you in.
 wampastompa: why would you do this
 Robespierre: @Borkf Not I. I've made it to 60 without any distinguishing ink markings on my body, and I think it's best to just keep it that way. Besides, my wife would effin' kill me...
 Borkf: @Robespierre @Skaalar Do we have the first Aggronaut brave enough to get a mascot tat?
 Otterman: Thanks!
 CuriouSir: what the actual lol?!
 Trumpysucks: Someone lost a bar bet.
 Micro Jackson: No regerts
 Knice: @Skaalar Full respect.
 Robespierre: @Borkf Regardless; challenge brought, and met.
 Skaalar: @Robespierre You dah real MVP :)
 Borkf: @Skaalar @Robespierre To be fair, it's a conversation piece.
 Robespierre: Quit'cher bitchin', y'all - you lot demanded that @Skaalar prove that they actually have this tat ... and here it is. $50 and no regrets, @Skaalar? That's all that really matters; a Rad from me. Top work.
 Blimpet: It should have been a Pegasus
 annterland: Defender wins the challenge!
 Borkf: It is bad, but voting rad to keep it up there.
 misterjoe: what is Smurfette doing to Sarah Jessica Parker?!
 misterjoe: what is Smurfette doing to Sarah Jessica Parker?!
 doop: An example of common idiot plumage.
 willowsprite: Poor thing is trying to run away.
 Knice: #wifematerial
 a robot: But......why?
 Skaalar: For $50, no ragrets.
 ping: That tattoo made me do a double-take (and that's not a euphemism).
 Warrax: Seriously regrettable tattoo. That unicorn's tail is all messed up.
Image 90892   03-17-16   Uploaded by    Skaalar
Score:
27
 
 jochenau: @Thisguy There's not, unless the letter blocks are supposed to spell a Lovecraftian hymn to Cthulhu
 Thisguy: As a dyslexic person I had to read the text a few times to see if there was a mistake, I still don't know if there is one or not.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Lysdexia is real
 PenguinBartender: Why do the letters spell out "bumpy janitor?" Am I missing something?
 Skam: Revy doog ovo
 ping: I'm worried that I didn't see any typos.
 Yam: "D is for lysdexia" FUCK YOU DUMMIES BOOK
 Knice: ijpyr muno bat
Image 90891   03-17-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
441
 
 AdaMan: TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
 indolentia: Jack Black's son has to poop.
 Robespierre: @Alkavarion On the road to Damascus.
 doop: The grass is always greener next to the gastrointestinal association.
 hnnngh: HNNNNGH PRRRRRRRRRRRRT
 a robot: @Alkavarion Seems like this would be a good place
 Alkavarion: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 Scoo: I like to think he was gut punched by the kids from the East Gastrointestinal Ass gang
 Warrax: "Ass" is such a common word they had to specify that they meant the actual butthole on the sign. Wouldn't want people bringing donkeys or obnoxious people.
 Knice: Why can't you be more like your sister. #56504
 Christina: Right on place
Image 90890   03-17-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
275
 
 burritos: [PIERROT LUNAIRE CONTINUES AMID GUNFIRE]
 DOW: [CHICKENS CACKLING]
 PlzPlzMe: [SCANDINAVIAN DEATH METAL]
 San DoDo: [INTENSIFIES]
 Cami: Thanks for the news flash, caption guys!
 ping: [CRACKLE]
 happier: Dr. Obvious doesn't remember captioning this one.
 professional: @stomachcake The Sorkin seasons were great, but they didn't have a lot of fireplace or home. Just smarmy New Yorkers talking real fast.
 Annoying Vegan : More relaxing than Hypnotoad.
 gutwheat: i wish
 your nana: all kids love log!
 stomachcake: Most fans agree that "Fireplace For Your Home" didn't really pick up until Season 3 when they got Aaron Sorkin as showrunner.
 Knice: I hope every once in a while, it swaps to [POP!]... [Rustle, rustle...foosh]... [CRACKLING again]
 Scoo: He's cracklin' like a log!
Image 90889   03-17-16   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
227
 
 XLY: Living life on the edge
 WetWilly: stupid... but funny
 ch: That's a pretty smart way to get your oil changed
 Gargoyle: Genius way to do an oil change.
 Air Biscuit: Give this guy a sticker
 Anus: Good spot to change your oil
 Robespierre: Must be street-cleaning day
 LKoroton: Harmless little prank
 Christina: They parked it like an idiot.
Image 90888   03-17-16   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
582
 
 AdaMan: I will call him "Bitey"
 PenguinBartender: Critters 3 looking good.
 Alastair: Get the Holy Hand Grenade! It's a baby Rabbit of Caerbannog!
 Mr.Cadwallader: But look at the bone structure!
 LKoroton: Gracias, senor conejito del abismo
 Knice: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
 queezy farm: ...huge pointy teeeth...
 Mr. Butt: Who's that Pokemon?
 willowsprite: Aw, baby Moonmoon.
 Borkf: Baby Frank.
Image 90887   03-17-16   Uploaded by    Greyfeathers
Score:
537
 
 BlarfyB: I whip my hair back and forth.
 A Post Office: Plot twist: she's not moving our anything that's just how it looks. There's a lot of gel.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Keepers are the ultimate badasses of soccer
 Warrax: There's nothing in the rules that says you can't...
 Mr.Cadwallader: Gatorade bath deflected!
 gorilla: Soccer is awesome.
 willowsprite: Tidal wave ATTACK!
 Knice: That magical moment when you finally pull your head out of your ass.
 Skinr: I've always wondered what one of those anime characters with hair-hands would look like in real life
 Scoo: Sploosh
Image 90886   03-17-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
290
 
 No Penguins Allowed: It's what plants crave...
 whipwing: It's what plants crave...
 bug: This is bullshit.
 There was a bob here: For when you need a shit eating grin.
 willowsprite: I think I'll just go find some baking soda or salt. Thanks.
 hnnngh: Not surprised. Stuff is pretty useful.
 Skinr: don't see any problems with this, no sir
Image 90885   03-17-16   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
704
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: What do you do when your candidates a BRAT?
 Robespierre: @Agamemnon Triforce And this is three of them.
 Micro Jackson: I'd vote for him
 Grandmas Ghost: Looks like a pretty average picture of an Oompa Loompa to me.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Fact: there were only 8 oompaloompas in the entire movie.
 Air Biscuit: Trumpa lumpas hair looks soo natural.
 ping: This needs to be on billboards so that, once he is elected, Americans can look up at them and weep.
 Borkf: Change of wig is the only difference I see here.
 Cyka: @Mr. Butt And we're going to make Wonka pay for it.
 stomachcake: Clearly photoshopped, hair is far too sensible.
 Mr. Butt: I'm going to build a wall around Loompa Land.
 Scoo: Oompa loompa, loopity looshnozzle...
 NoRagrets: How dare you besmirch the noble culture of Oompa Loompas!
 There was a bob here: Make chocolate great again
 Slowpoke: Oompa loompa loompidy lump. You're going to cast your votey for Drumph.
Image 90884   03-17-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
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