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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.


263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

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 mrmrmr: Double dream hands, and shuffle shuffle, stepladder.... Rat tail.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Robespierre U r my fave
 Urchin: Look at the shoes. I am fairly certain this is a girl.
 greenbean: @Jaunty Shrimp Honey bun boy?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Honey boy boy
 indolentia: what a beautiful ballet butterball.
 angry: We are the goon squad and we're coming to town ... beep-beep - fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion....
 misterjoe: @Gargoyle I can act, I can sing, and I can dance. I am what they call a Triple Threat.
 Gargoyle: @a robot No, this is a young @misterjoe
 a robot: Is this a young Chris Farley?
 Bernie 2016: there's a staaaar maaaan, waiting in the sky. He'd climb down from the ladder, but he thinks it'd blow our minds
 Knice: Dance on, dude.
Image 90893   03-17-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
 Mark As Read: @Skaalar Oh God, no. No, there isn't. I'm just Robespierre; that's good enough for me.
 Skaalar: @Robespierre 60!? Dang... Any chance you'd consider becoming the Grand Elder of the Friendly Spaceship? Or some sort of other title...
 Skaalar: @Borkf I'd have no problem getting one, I've been looking for an excuse to get another one for a year or so now...
 Stephen Milkmus: @Borkf Whew! Thanks for clarifying that. I was worried there for ... well, not really.
 Borkf: @Robespierre Oh, I meant @Skaalar , was just CCing you in.
 wampastompa: why would you do this
 soccer: @Borkf Not I. I've made it to 60 without any distinguishing ink markings on my body, and I think it's best to just keep it that way. Besides, my wife would effin' kill me...
 Borkf: @Robespierre @Skaalar Do we have the first Aggronaut brave enough to get a mascot tat?
 Otterman: Thanks!
 CuriouSir: what the actual lol?!
 Trumpysucks: Someone lost a bar bet.
 Micro Jackson: No regerts
 Knice: @Skaalar Full respect.
 grandma: @Borkf Regardless; challenge brought, and met.
 Skaalar: @Robespierre You dah real MVP :)
 Borkf: @Skaalar @Robespierre To be fair, it's a conversation piece.
 thrilhouse: Quit'cher bitchin', y'all - you lot demanded that @Skaalar prove that they actually have this tat ... and here it is. $50 and no regrets, @Skaalar? That's all that really matters; a Rad from me. Top work.
 Blimpet: It should have been a Pegasus
 annterland: Defender wins the challenge!
 Borkf: It is bad, but voting rad to keep it up there.
 misterjoe: what is Smurfette doing to Sarah Jessica Parker?!
 misterjoe: what is Smurfette doing to Sarah Jessica Parker?!
 doop: An example of common idiot plumage.
 willowsprite: Poor thing is trying to run away.
 Knice: #wifematerial
 a robot: But......why?
 Skaalar: For $50, no ragrets.
 Teh Simpson: That tattoo made me do a double-take (and that's not a euphemism).
 Warrax: Seriously regrettable tattoo. That unicorn's tail is all messed up.
Image 90892   03-17-16   Uploaded by    Skaalar
 horny horn: @Thisguy There's not, unless the letter blocks are supposed to spell a Lovecraftian hymn to Cthulhu
 Thisguy: As a dyslexic person I had to read the text a few times to see if there was a mistake, I still don't know if there is one or not.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Lysdexia is real
 PenguinBartender: Why do the letters spell out "bumpy janitor?" Am I missing something?
 Skam: Revy doog ovo
 Watch Out: I'm worried that I didn't see any typos.
 Yam: "D is for lysdexia" FUCK YOU DUMMIES BOOK
 Knice: ijpyr muno bat
Image 90891   03-17-16   Uploaded by    XLY
 indolentia: Jack Black's son has to poop.
 clueful: @Alkavarion On the road to Damascus.
 doop: The grass is always greener next to the gastrointestinal association.
 a robot: @Alkavarion Seems like this would be a good place
 Alkavarion: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 Scoo: I like to think he was gut punched by the kids from the East Gastrointestinal Ass gang
 Warrax: "Ass" is such a common word they had to specify that they meant the actual butthole on the sign. Wouldn't want people bringing donkeys or obnoxious people.
 Knice: Why can't you be more like your sister. #56504
 Christina: Right on place
Image 90890   03-17-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
 Cami: Thanks for the news flash, caption guys!
 tomatosaws: [CRACKLE]
 happier: Dr. Obvious doesn't remember captioning this one.
 professional: @stomachcake The Sorkin seasons were great, but they didn't have a lot of fireplace or home. Just smarmy New Yorkers talking real fast.
 Annoying Vegan : More relaxing than Hypnotoad.
 gutwheat: i wish
 your nana: all kids love log!
 stomachcake: Most fans agree that "Fireplace For Your Home" didn't really pick up until Season 3 when they got Aaron Sorkin as showrunner.
 Knice: I hope every once in a while, it swaps to [POP!]... [Rustle, rustle...foosh]... [CRACKLING again]
 Scoo: He's cracklin' like a log!
Image 90889   03-17-16   Uploaded by    electrode
 XLY: Living life on the edge
 WetWilly: stupid... but funny
 ch: That's a pretty smart way to get your oil changed
 Gargoyle: Genius way to do an oil change.
 Air Biscuit: Give this guy a sticker
 Anus: Good spot to change your oil
 wolfskin: Must be street-cleaning day
 LKoroton: Harmless little prank
 Christina: They parked it like an idiot.
Image 90888   03-17-16   Uploaded by    Chaplin
 AdaMan: I will call him "Bitey"
 PenguinBartender: Critters 3 looking good.
 Alastair: Get the Holy Hand Grenade! It's a baby Rabbit of Caerbannog!
 Mr.Cadwallader: But look at the bone structure!
 LKoroton: Gracias, senor conejito del abismo
 Knice: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
 queezy farm: ...huge pointy teeeth...
 Mr. Butt: Who's that Pokemon?
 willowsprite: Aw, baby Moonmoon.
 Borkf: Baby Frank.
Image 90887   03-17-16   Uploaded by    Greyfeathers
 BlarfyB: I whip my hair back and forth.
 A Post Office: Plot twist: she's not moving our anything that's just how it looks. There's a lot of gel.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Keepers are the ultimate badasses of soccer
 Warrax: There's nothing in the rules that says you can't...
 Mr.Cadwallader: Gatorade bath deflected!
 gorilla: Soccer is awesome.
 willowsprite: Tidal wave ATTACK!
 Knice: That magical moment when you finally pull your head out of your ass.
 Skinr: I've always wondered what one of those anime characters with hair-hands would look like in real life
 Scoo: Sploosh
Image 90886   03-17-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
 No Penguins Allowed: It's what plants crave...
 whipwing: It's what plants crave...
 bug: This is bullshit.
 There was a bob here: For when you need a shit eating grin.
 willowsprite: I think I'll just go find some baking soda or salt. Thanks.
 hnnngh: Not surprised. Stuff is pretty useful.
 Skinr: don't see any problems with this, no sir
Image 90885   03-17-16   Uploaded by    joxxuh
 Jaunty Shrimp: What do you do when your candidates a BRAT?
 The Man: @Agamemnon Triforce And this is three of them.
 Micro Jackson: I'd vote for him
 Grandmas Ghost: Looks like a pretty average picture of an Oompa Loompa to me.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Fact: there were only 8 oompaloompas in the entire movie.
 Air Biscuit: Trumpa lumpas hair looks soo natural.
 clueful: This needs to be on billboards so that, once he is elected, Americans can look up at them and weep.
 Borkf: Change of wig is the only difference I see here.
 Cyka: @Mr. Butt And we're going to make Wonka pay for it.
 stomachcake: Clearly photoshopped, hair is far too sensible.
 Mr. Butt: I'm going to build a wall around Loompa Land.
 Scoo: Oompa loompa, loopity looshnozzle...
 NoRagrets: How dare you besmirch the noble culture of Oompa Loompas!
 There was a bob here: Make chocolate great again
 Slowpoke: Oompa loompa loompidy lump. You're going to cast your votey for Drumph.
Image 90884   03-17-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
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