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263306  lecj07: The drugs wore off. Or the reality check cleared.

263304  Amy Housewine: Mid-air refuelling for the actual pilots.

263305  Amy Housewine: I would like to join your pig club.

263307  Amy Housewine: Something about that bitch having a nice pair of hooters.

263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things


263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

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 indolentia: she's sucking them in. she is the world destroyer.
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 Frank herbert: 3 jupiter moons?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Do kids even blow bubbles anymore or do they have apps for that?
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 Porm Munties: Your necklace seems to be barking at me.
 Meow: bork bork bork
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 Stoner: Tinkerbell got a little fat. Is she pregnant?
 Ukulelemike: Marrying Bildad the Shuhite?
 White Rice: @WaffleIron What do you mean we can't get the shot with a regular sized spoon & glass? Fine, build giant ones then!
 fanny: @willowsprite is Tony Danza doing the tying, then? I might be ok with a young Tony Danza tying me up.
 CHA: Tiny bride in a blurry shoe. Sums up the marriage pretty well.
 willowsprite: @fanny no, it's "hold me close, don't tie me down, sir."
 Frank herbert: thumbelina. sadly died during honeymoon sex
 Air Biscuit: This is a bad omen as the saying goes "married in a shoe, youll wish you were through"
 CrustyDusty: @fanny My brane is full of lol :D
 Knice: She loafer to big for she gotdam feet
 fanny: @CrustyDusty no, no, no... it's "hold me closer Tony Danza." common mistake.
 CrustyDusty: Hold me closer, tiny dancer....
 your nana: she's a shoe-in for best bride
 WaffleIron: Someone call Orson Wells, we need some deep focus up in this shot.
 fanny: I thought the little old woman who lives in a shoe would be older
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 Gargoyle: The new Big Bird is kinda awesome.
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 Knice: Not all babies are cute.
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 morakdais: and she grew up to become the first lady
 Warrax: Young Dwayne Johnson with his father Rocky, also a wrestler.
 Frank herbert: do you even lift bro?
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