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268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

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11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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 Borb Prembus: Saw this on avn
 Coolguy: @Frank herbert yeah the speed bike level for sures hard as hell, forgot about that one. @Urchin I remember contra 3 was crazy but I grew up with the NES
 Frank herbert: @Coolguy super meat boy. or if you want an old game battletoads for genesis. no really. fuck the speed bike level.
 Bad Dad: avgn has one of those
 Urchin: @Coolguy No, you're thinking of Contra 3. My childhood raises every middle finger at it.
 Coolguy: Contra = hardest damn game ever
 Gargoyle: Finally, something cool done with Super C.
 Greyfeathers: What? It's a Nintoaster.
 Bitcoin Burglar: You've got to blow into the cartridge to get the toast crumbs out.
 Mister Beef: lmao irl
Image 90652   03-16-16   Uploaded by    iwash
 sumo: lol @DesertPlah
 indolentia: tron crossover
 Frank herbert: i want one of those little bowling alleys in my basement
 killerjunglist: How iron-ic.
 Agamemnon Triforce: @DesertPlah yes. There's duckpin and candlestick bowling. Both popular in New England and the northern midwest, Canada and continental Europe.
 Scoo: Is this printed on a cardboard box?
 Joe Bird: With my diminished physique, yeah, I think i could get that ball about halfway down a lane.
 Pront Remp: I wonder if they use different kinds of bowling balls in other countries... Google!
Image 90651   03-16-16   Uploaded by    SomeOtherCanadian
 Angry Lobster: So, Farscape 2.0?
 Korrok: Hey cool, they got Davy Jones from the PotC franchise to play Zoidberg! Also: Holy fuck does Bender look rad as hell!
 Admiral Alan: I am Bender, please insert girder
 Frank herbert: fry looks like john blade from sin
 crudites: I thought Zoidbergs middle initial was "F"
 Science: This must be a party from an Inquisitor RPG session.
 windows96: Not stop growing. hitlers taking over the world agai
 morakdais: @stomachcake and Idris Elba to play hermes
 beyardo: Muscled Fry? WTF.
 Coolguy: I'd probs watch this
 Joe Bird: @DonkeyPuncher Well, is it an ocular implant or an eyepatch... Implant?
 Annoying Vegan : @DonkeyPuncher same
 Anus: Non-cyclops Leela bothers me
 Yam: If they made a 'gritty' Futurama in 2002
 stomachcake: Not shown: Ian McKellen as the Professor
Image 90650   03-16-16   Uploaded by    LogicKitty
 solarplebian: That's him, in the wheelchair
 indolentia: FDR: American Badass
 morakdais: Maybe you should try harder kid
 anonymous: His cosplay needs work
 Coolguy: Junior Stephen Hawkings gathering inspiration
 Slowpoke: Medusa's bastard son is having a little trouble with his latent powers.
Image 90649   03-16-16   Uploaded by    daver
 dangerous dave: @sumodrsn No, you didn't get my joke: I was pretending that the dude *was* the statue.
 crudites: Jim Norton?
 WaffleIron: This is not how I remember the end of "Midnight Cowboy"
 sumodrsn: @dangerous dave That's not a chick, that's a dude with no shirt.
 dangerous dave: Wait, that's a statue? Or a street-performer? And what about the hot chick to his left?
 Catcat: "Come on, lady, do I have to pull these pants on HIGHER?"
 LKoroton: Daddy forgot to take his medication today
 Warrax: Live demonstration of extreme pants-wearing techniques.
 Slowpoke: She's giving him the cold shoulder.
 chhumphrey: What's so weird about a drunk guy hitting on a statue?
Image 90648   03-16-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
 BlarfyB: @DesertPlah alt.childrenstelevision.sesamestraat.gangs, probably.
 Frank herbert: @DesertPlah it was ascii text
 1979: @Frank herbert they could send images over the internet back then?!
 Frank herbert: @a robot nono. i saw it in college in 98...
 WaffleIron: Can you tell me how to get, how to get away from sesame staat
 Micro Jackson: Mean Straats
 SoyUnPerdedor: "you're in the wrong hood homey"
 Donut: German Sesame Street is a little bit...darker than I remember.
 virtualman: @a robot That particular style of Budweiser bottle also dates this image
 wampastompa: SESAMSTRAAT
 a robot: It's kind of nice when an old image comes back around again when I haven't seen it for a long time. Pretty sure this has been around since about 2001
 Warrax: Enterprise crew better have their money.
 LKoroton: Big Bird messed up again
 stomachcake: Who ARE The People In Your Neighborhood?
Image 90647   03-16-16   Uploaded by    mrdiron
 namename: Hey, I remember laughing at this episode when I was a kid. Wonder how long ago that was...*googles* *drinks*
 edgarallendoh: hmm
 Warrax: Thinkin bout tha;t bean
 Scoo: Gee! Haw!
 stomachcake: This was by far the weirdest part of the London Olympics opening ceremony. Just Mr Bean going around and around for like half an hour, being chased by Benny Hill-style bobbies. Brings a tear to the eye.
Image 90646   03-16-16   Uploaded by    Shay
 Mr Mumble: By Q2. who dares to crush the donut box. do you ever
 dangerous dave: Is that Aubrey Plaza? She looks *terrible* in this.
 cishet: @Scoo anything is, except maybe if they ever made a sequel (don't tell me if they did, I don't care).
 Urchin: What a prat....t
 Knice: Looks stupid; they should make a show of it.
 Scoo: Still a better love story than Twilight
Image 90645   03-16-16   Uploaded by    hoobleton
 MamboNumber6: they see me warpin'..they be hatin'
 hurr: take that cough syrup out and i like that shirt
 Gargoyle: Thug Trek?
 DrinkMixMan: "Drank, purple, chilled."
 fidelcastro: Pot humour. *cough*
 Borkf: We get it, you smoke dilithium crystals.
 your nana: you're gonna make me cry
 elahabdh: ummmm
 chhumphrey: More believable than #90647
 Janston: Captain, my Tricorder is picking up a large amount of dank bud in this t-shirt.
 hajjpodge: Adherents to the lesser known "B-Walk".
 Trumpysucks: To boldly toke where no one has toked before.
 a robot: Yeah but this would likely only be worn by some insufferable douchebag
 stomachcake: Approaching rap speed
 HermwoodLitmajor: Set phasers to crunk!
 Knice: No.
Image 90644   03-16-16   Uploaded by    lizzz
 Korrok: Dot Matrix appears to have gotten some upgrades since last we saw her.
 Blitheryn: They found time to give them mouse ears, but not legs?
 elmstreet: are those hiding spots?
 Warezlock: They've got an uncanny valley down there.
 Scoo: @Jaunty Shrimp They are Japanese ballroom dancing robots. Googling for that is surprisingly work-safe.
 Gargoyle: Think of them what you will, they've got a little space to fill..
 Agamemnon Triforce: Erotic Sock'Em Robots
 Agamemnon Triforce: Erotic Sock'Em Robots
 Jaunty Shrimp: @scoo I'm interested in context, do you have a link you could share?
 Joe Bird: After the Britney/Xtina fued blew over, Disney realized they needed Mouseketeers that were completely under their control. That was until Judgement Day...
 Good Bye: My GIRLFRIEND could wear that dress as she walks around bowlegged most of the time anyways. ;P
 stomachcake: Confusing pr0n remake of the red pill / blue pill scene
 a robot: Great, another unrealistic body standard for robots
 Warrax: Missing few rather important pieces.
Image 90643   03-16-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
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