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263306  lecj07: The drugs wore off. Or the reality check cleared.

263304  Amy Housewine: Mid-air refuelling for the actual pilots.

263305  Amy Housewine: I would like to join your pig club.

263307  Amy Housewine: Something about that bitch having a nice pair of hooters.

263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things


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263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

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Image 90416 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by yawgmoth. You have brought shame on us, yawgmoth.
Image 90415 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ottorongo. You have brought shame on us, ottorongo.
 james: Your kid's ugly
 Agamemnon Triforce: I had a dog who liked riding in the graco baby carrier.
 chhumphrey: Puppy needs a nap
 Knice: Sleep tight, pupper.
 a robot: Better than a real baby
 flowers: fuck you
Image 90414   03-15-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
 chemical: @indolentia Come on
 indolentia: neato
 Christina: Are the table and the pencil drawings too?
 Air Biscuit: "Take on me" is real!
 Chinese Buffet: Not Escher? Don't bother.
 Scoo: Deleted scene from Better off Dead?
 Magma Safe: A thing that shouldn't be!
Image 90413   03-15-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Image 90412 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Magic Bullets. Boo, Magic Bullets.
 beyardo: Oh my god. Really?
 Warrax: Must be one of those people that skypes with just the top of their head.
 Fiasco: @SomeCanadian You know, I had thought you already were.. It was because I browsed from my computer for the first time in ages. Your dot was blue and then switched before my marveling eyes.
 willowsprite: Oh, Steve. We love you but you're so silly sometimes.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: nailed it
 SomeOtherCanadian: Both.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Also Harper blows. Or blew.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Fiasco @SomeCanadian it would be nice to skip blue. Up vote the shit outta this!
 inthrees: He achieved maximum stability this way. Viewfinders are for pussies who can't aim their camera properly anyway.
 SomeCanadian: @Fiasco I've been purp for like a month. You're thinking of @SomeOtherCanadian
 Fiasco: @SomeCanadian Hey congrats on purp! I think I literally just watched it happen.
 inthrees: Our long national nightmare is over.
 Fiasco: @SomeCanadian No no, what you are describing is a terrifying nightmare scenario that no just God would allow. Please reconfirm.
 SomeCanadian: Stephen Harper is like the George W Bush of Canada, except there are no term limits and no way to vote him out of office.
 Fiasco: ...Oh, but I DO feel wickedly common!
Image 90411   03-15-16   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
 Anus: @DOW Jokes are more like: What did the ghost say to the bees? Boo, bees!
 DOW: its a joke @DonkeyPuncher!
 gumble: Come to the park on Saturday if you want a good inspiring
 NoRagrets: While you were learning Judo, I mastered the Blade.
 Air Biscuit: Can you monetize inspiration?
 hurr: how many mistakes can you find? judo : wall running, judo : board breaks, park : wall running
 Science: Mac, you don't know Judo, you're just an asshole.
 karpeles: This sounds more like Rex Kwon Do than judo.
 Anus: Barry Goldberg?
 HermwoodLitmajor: I'd probably show up for that
 Knice: I hope he'll karate chop my butthole.
 Borkf: If there's no lightning coming from his feet, I will feel cheated.
Image 90410   03-15-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 WaffleIron: You will be paid in insiration.
 ch: i like women
 Warrax: Grandma helped her fart.
 LKoroton: A small wave might take this girl away
 Jaunty Shrimp: Starvation dental floss porn
 Bolt Vanderhuge: what if this girl farted HAHAHAHA
 SomeCanadian: Sick judo moves. This was worth it
 mrwiffler: oops
 mrwiffler: semi naked skinny chick obscuring a really nice seascape...
 mrwiffler: semi naked skinny chick obscuring a really nice seascape...
 Catcat: butt for ants?
Image 90409   03-15-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
 indolentia: that shit is hacks.
 Fiasco: @Eleftheros That's why my wife forced me to sell mine when we married. I had to beat them off with a stick, obv.
 Anus: Why park it at all? Can't he just use the built in arm straps and backpack that sucker?
 Eleftheros: This is why scooter riders get all the beautiful people
 a robot: @Fiasco Not wrong. Exactly right. For Weird Al is rad and Aerosmith is very, very bad
 Fiasco: @Catcat Haha! Wait.. Is it wrong I read that and hear Weird Al before Aerosmith?
 snekeyes: Niche!
 Borkf: There are often little spots like this that don't have a sign or something. Ambiguous bike parking is a way of life.
 Catcat: Parking on the Edge / You can't help yourself at aaaall
 SomeCanadian: A rare vision of Our Lady of the Immaculate Parking Spot
Image 90408   03-15-16   Uploaded by    gorilla
 Dick Inspector: I know the feeling.
 LogicKitty: What do you mean there's no little brother here for me to take!?
 seam: you mean...wisdom?
 oregon man: this should be illegal......
 hnnngh: Hoo the hell is that?!
 Grandmas Ghost: Fearful.
 potato: dumb but funny...
 sorghum: Haha, owls, right?
 Borm Pumpies: Owl trained by Donald Trump to steal hairpieces.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Don't be one of those people who says "Bah! I'll never need a biting skeleton"
 Catcat: Owls! Everyone Is fond of owls! Except for mice and shrews and early 19th century ladies!
 bug: Spam mail from Hogwarts.
Image 90407   03-15-16   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
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