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233459  Felicity: Blep

233463  Felicity: Justified Ancients of Mu

233465  Felicity: Well, corporate centrist Democrats, sure

233435  glenalec: It must be leg day.

233472  Felicity: Whenever I start to get on top of my depression, fear rushes in to fill its place

233443  glenalec: Only you can stop. Dammit! You had ONE job!

233454  glenalec: I have more than that in my store room. @Psymon - mine are sorted roughly by voltage - we use them for powering student artworks.

233457  glenalec: Stop it! Or you'll go blind!

233365  Defiance: @mrwiffler what do you mean

233469  Butcherboy: And they cut down the woods of birnam woods and moved them up dunsidane hill. Macbeth never knew what hit him

233431  tokyopig: @antipatterns I was gonna say get cheaper whiskey.

233432  tokyopig: panel 4 should have been just one guy bowing while in the phone tbh

233434  tokyopig: and they say the left can't meme.

233443  tokyopig: Foggy The Bear.

233462  Skaalar: The honey must flooooooow.

233462  Skaalar: Is that... Wormsign?

233462  tokyopig: bullying target sighted, commence bullying subroutine

233465  Sadbot: welcome to the struggalo

233462  a robot: Oh, bother.

233441  addend: You'll be the toast of the party.

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233251 jazzjunkie: @FabricMan Yep. Or talk about baananas.

233418 Kaviri: *his

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233267 jazzjunkie: There's a truck like that in my town, except it's all about China's mistreatment of Tibet.

233372 Sadbot: @Side Boob Good on you, we're probably outliers, but every truck-driving, gun-fetishizing coworker I've had lives this here pictured life of "it's not who you are, it's what you can spend". Their standards of masculinity are totems, things to be bought, signifiers. Mustaches and cigars, guns and sex dolls. Strip that away and they're just scared little boys afraid that the world is moving past their violent, anti-social bullshit.

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233237 Felicity: How about just dont donate things if they dont belong to you?

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.



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Score:
389
 
 hnnngh: ALIENS
 ch: Carved in the year 312AD, this bas relief seems to uncannily predict the uneasy truce humanity has brokered with pink slime
 Coolguy: Don't tell Trump about them space aliens
 a robot: You can't explain that!
 Red: so that's what happened to gagarin's plane
 Father Goose: Jackson experience(TM). bless you. perfect pose to
 Scoo: Bubbles didn't make it too far
 Shay: @botch Not now god damnit I somehow went through another dimension and got stuck in the tree befriend scene in Evil Dead.
 jayjay: Can you hear me Major Tom?
Image 90051   03-13-16   Uploaded by    LKoroton
Score:
418
 
 SoyUnPerdedor: "MUST KRUSH KAPITALISM WITH PHATT-AZZ BEATZZZ!!!"
 ironmaiden: I got your means of production right here!
 Noremak: Trotsky puts the "trot" in foxtrot.
 jochenau: Back in the DDSR
 TurkeyVulture: They're pickin' up the prisoners and puttin' 'em in a pen And all she wants to do is dance, dance Rebels been rebels since I don't know when And all she wants to do is dance Molotov cocktail- the local drink And all she wants to do is dance, dance.
 Scoo: Wait, this wasn't @Trotskyist?
Image 90050   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Trumpysucks
Score:
210
 
 duckfarts: bear-ed, no
 FatTigerWoods: Perfect for having a seat right over here
 FatTigerWoods: Perfect for having a seat right over here
 jochenau: Either their noses only have one nostril, or they have oddly-shaped patches of color around their mouths.
 CrustyDusty: Do NOT let your kids sit on these...
Image 90049   03-13-16   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
386
 
 indolentia: time to poke some animals!
 flommmm: I fling poo at them.
 Borkf: Time to acost an aardvark!
 Lutha: gonna tantalize this tarantula
 Cami: Perturb it is!
 Anus: Hey Zebra, I've come down here to the zoo where you work to knock the dick out of your mouth!
 Grandmas Ghost: Can I rustle their jimmies?
 crudites: Wooo! Lets go tittilate the tapers!
 Mr. Shine: So I CAN irritate them?
 Blitheryn: But can you badger the badgers?
 TurkeyVulture: You can't badger the badgers?
 Warrax: Can their jimmies be rustled?
 Shay: Sorry Harry, you're not allowed at the zoo.
 hnnngh: Didn't say I couldn't eat them!
 Fishy: I'm going to befriend the ducks then.
 Nope: Hey I cant help it if the animals are tantalized by my visage
Image 90048   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
288
 
 Janston: Something something leg day joke
 SkyHook: young Woodie Allen
 SkyHook: young Woodie Allen
 FatTigerWoods: Back when pics were in black and white, women wore modest swimwear, and abs looked like a bag of apples
 hnnngh: @a robot Great Japanese novelist, but he had some issues.
 TurkeyVulture: @a robot highly recommend "Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters."
 a robot: @hnnngh I had not heard of this guy before so I looked him up just now. God damn
 vincenzo: "haha look at these americans, with their studies about atoms and such. the japanese dont need to be smart when we are so beautiful." -toji 1939
 hnnngh: It's funny because Mishima was very gay.
Image 90047   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
879
 
 Skaalar: I have no problem with the captions... It's just easier for people who haven't seen it connect a little more with the joke
 Borkf: God Damnit, the score was on 666 just before I hit Rad. Can't take it back :-(
 Air Biscuit: @Bob me too, especially terry and perry
 Bob: I miss Home Movies.
 CrustyDusty: @Theta Zero: A true fan, I see :)
 Theta Zero: @a robot Give the blackest present for the most BRUTAL of images: NOTHING
 a robot: Metalocalypse = rad. Captioned TV show scenes = bad. Christmas = bad. But Metalocalypse = rad! What do?
Image 90046   03-13-16   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
382
 
 Shay: Know how to bullshit? Great, you're hired!
Image 90045   03-13-16   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
441
 
 ch: Are you afraid of art? Why not try References(tm)!
 Janston: Jedieroglyphics
 willowsprite:
 willowsprite: @funny in the wall gotta make up for all the other ones he missed? ;)
 Anus: This must be the prophecy those terrible prequels alluded to
 duckfarts: no son of mine will have long hair like a hippie
 jochenau: According to new documentary evidence, Greedo actually *did* shoot first!
 funny in the wall: is he giving his son a haircut?
 BlarfyB: Or more likely Anhkaten Skywalker
 BlarfyB: Ankhatum Skywalker.
Image 90044   03-13-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
Score:
204
 
 Grandmas Ghost: Quick before he escapes
Image 90043   03-13-16   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
400
 
 Gomi Day: @hnnngh Unit 147. also japan's refusal still to actually admit to the atrocities committed during world war 2. the fact it's all being buried under the rug and forgotten by so many is utterly heartbreaking.
 Agamemnon Triforce: @Skaalar scary thing is we may have forgotten the horror.
 Skaalar: @Agamemnon Triforce in a way... Yeah, you're right. It's still horrifying, but we've witnessed the power. We are now able to know how dangerous what we hold in our hands is.
 Science: @DesertPlah: That is true. People who don't bother to learn history tend to resort to arguments like in this cartoon.
 CuriouSir: @turtled thats not why I like it, its the irony of it.
 turtled: @CuriouSir Its a joke
 fakeplastic: this makes me want to shit
 Agamemnon Triforce: One might argue those two bombs made sure we never used any more in war ever again
 FatTigerWoods: See, what had happened was....America's Number 1! Now go to bed.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Wish this could somehow remain a politics free zone, my soul is so weary
 Morpen Lungus: @DesertPlah haven't considered it in some time...
 sandwiches: I was always taught that the alternatives were even more deaths during a japanese islands campaign or starving them, essentially, with a blockade.
 FLAG BOT: A low-quality comment from @Dipass9000 was removed after being flagged.
 hnnngh: @Dipass9000 Not all liberals are against all wars. Way to generalize. In any case, I wish people would stop putting up shitty Sunday paper political comics here.
 Knice: More cat pictures, please. Or mascot 'shops?
 hnnngh: Not saying we needed to resort to the atomic bomb, but * ough*Rape of Nanking*cough*. We all were pretty terrible in WW2.
 morakdais: With that bomb we made America great
 Bluetocracy: 9/11 was caused by terrorists, which we have a war on... does that make it okay, too?
 WTF: But it was a war so that makes killing thousands of innocent civilians OK.
 CuriouSir: i like this.
Image 90042   03-13-16   Uploaded by    big butt bum
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