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233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

233084  well duh: Too pooped to pup.

233101  Coolguy: Finally! A challenger has emerged!

233091  well duh: *attempts to boop, gets bitten*

233103  Peter Pantsless: Okay so I was talking to @Robespierre a minute ago, and it got me thinking about purple powers. I pledge $9 a month, but I asked them not to give me the bonus points because I wanted to make purple the regular way. I mean, I did it before, why not again? Well, it's been like a year and I'm still blue. On the one hand (heh heh), I stand by my initial attitude, but on the other, it WOULD be nice to be purple again. So I'm going to leave it up to my fellow aggronauts. If this image gets above, let's say 500, I'll send the mods an email asking for the points back. If not, no hard feelings; it's not about the rank, anyway. I come here because I love you guys, and that will never change. Thanks

233103  Coolguy: @addend ... hamd

233055  Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

233099  addend: "Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid."

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233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

233016 mexican: I've been playing a lot of runescape lately (don't look at me like that) so naturally the first thing I thought of was 'warped dog.'

233067 addend: @jochenau Same. Could've been "Hexagator".

233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!



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Score:
313
 
 Vorm Gongo: @ping exactly
 ninetailorochimaru: Steve took my job after I looked at this.
 Jeannie C: I just realized I will die and never know that donkey's fate.
 ping: I fired my donkey for looking at this.
 CrustyDusty: @melted plastic: I might have to fire myself for looking at this.
 melted plastic: i just got fired for looking at this
Image 90030   03-13-16   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
624
 
 Skaalar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 SkyHook: no lasers, so we're cool
 duckfarts: @a robot he has his mother's eyes
 Coolguy: @Magma Safe actually that would be a feluck
 a robot: @Catcat and @duckfarts finally sealed the deal
 hnnngh: @Magma Safe Fuck. I said it. WHAT.
 hnnngh: MEWACK
 Magma Safe: or safe even
 Magma Safe: It's obviously a feline-duck, which makes the potmanteau not sage for the spaceship
 Grandmas Ghost: Has science gone too far?
 Scoo: He legs too small for he cat damn head
 Coolguy: It's a dat or a cuck
 Grandmas Ghost: Has science gone too far?
Image 90029   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
566
 
 White Male: gonna have to make cat food mountain for the kitties when you're away, bubbs.
 JohnCarcinogen: @a robot That's not space talk, Ricky!
 duckfarts: yeah that's a real good shopping cart and oops look it just fell to the dark side of the moon so i guess it's mine now
 a robot: @PissReagan "Breaker, breaker, come in Earth, this is rocketship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine number four, I'm gonna try and refuckulate it, and land on Juniper, hopefully you got some space weed, over."
 Bile: This looks exactly like my family doctor. But he doesnt sad
 PissReagan: Ricky, god damn it, play Space with me.
 Air Biscuit: Testing the effects of zero gravity on kittys.
Image 90028   03-13-16   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
278
 
 Air Biscuit: @DonkeyPuncher oh. I meant boycott sonic but that too.
 SkyHook: woulda made it without snows on the front
 Anus: @Air Biscuit Oh noes, our infrastructure is the crumbles!
 duckfarts: gotta go a bit slower
 a robot: *Nelson voice* HA HA!
 Otterman: What now, asshole?
 Austin: Dude just wanted sonic really bad and went for it
 CuriouSir: this happened to me once on my bike, except there were NO cones. riding along, enjoying the weather, then BAM! my front tire sunk right into the wet cement and threw me off. ruined the tire, and my shoes. fucking lazy-ass construction workers man.
 CrustyDusty: Cones? WHAT CONES?! Ohhhh...
 Air Biscuit: Make America great again.
 Mexico: You're better off for it.
Image 90027   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
907
 
 duckfarts: the side quest is take that cat home and be its pal for life
 adeadcrab: ::Cat Attacks!:: 'You Have Rabies.' 'Get to the Hospital - 2:00'
 CrustyDusty: It's Nekoht, and she wants you to slay Yian Kut-ku
 Air Biscuit: Either that or that cat is a collection item. Get all 10 to unlock something cool.
 Scoo: If the friendly spaceship has taught me anything, it's that people are gonna give you a hard time about whack offping
Image 90026   03-13-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
327
 
 Beef Supreme: they just started doing shows at the springs last fall. it's a state park now.
 your nana: here's another cool one from weeki wachee #89972
 your nana: @Beef Supreme it is! i went there when i was a small child and i was completely captivated :-)
 Beef Supreme: looks like weeki wachee springs in florida.
 Mextreme Enchirito: hell to the yes
Image 90025   03-13-16   Uploaded by    your nana
Score:
339
 
 oregon man: When I first saw this picture come on I got the rabbit was pointing a gun at her
 SkyHook: Everybody, try laughing. Then whatever scares you will go away!
 afroking: General temperature guidelines are: 140 Rare 145
 discodisco: Is that Ms. Cyrus?
 CrustyDusty: My Bassist Totoro
 killerjunglist: Ugh, I have to perform with THAT? Fine, I'll just play my guitar then...
Image 90024   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
663
 
 a robot: I think my dad had this cut out of the newspaper and tacked to his bulletin board in like 1998
 morakdais: Join ISIL then you are the grip of terrorism!
 Bile: Grease yourself up. Simple
 stomachcake: Needs more smug. 3/10
Image 90023   03-13-16   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
265
 
 SkyHook: Apparently, it was not as big a surprise as we had hoped for.
 SkyHook: Michigan has sufferred its share of global warming.
 a robot: @Jeannie C Possibly something that doesn't look like shit
 Jeannie C: Looks fine to me. What else is Hawaii's hockey team going to wear?
 ModelTRex: The black, Hispanic, Asian, and other non-white team members have gotta be pretty f'in pissed.
 stomachcake: OMG you're wearing that too? EMBARRASSING
 Cami: The Ripping Friends Man Man designed the uniform.
 Grandmas Ghost: Anchor Arms?
 Grandmas Ghost: Anchor Arms (c)
 Scoo: @your nana a blind person with no style!
 your nana: did a blind person design these uniforms?
Image 90022   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Score:
560
 
 Lutha: "fuck the police" --that birb
 SkyHook: Apparently, it was not as big a surprise as we had hoped for.
 a robot: I'm FAAAAAABULOUS!
 ping: Cylon raider with custom paint job.
 Scoo: Jazz wings!
Image 90021   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
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