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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

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 ninetailorochimaru: Steve took my job after I looked at this.
 Jeannie C: I just realized I will die and never know that donkey's fate.
 suckit: I fired my donkey for looking at this.
 CrustyDusty: @melted plastic: I might have to fire myself for looking at this.
 melted plastic: i just got fired for looking at this
Image 90030   03-13-16   Uploaded by    S R N
 SkyHook: no lasers, so we're cool
 duckfarts: @a robot he has his mother's eyes
 Coolguy: @Magma Safe actually that would be a feluck
 a robot: @Catcat and @duckfarts finally sealed the deal
 hnnngh: @Magma Safe Fuck. I said it. WHAT.
 hnnngh: MEWACK
 Magma Safe: or safe even
 Magma Safe: It's obviously a feline-duck, which makes the potmanteau not sage for the spaceship
 Grandmas Ghost: Has science gone too far?
 Scoo: He legs too small for he cat damn head
 Coolguy: It's a dat or a cuck
 Grandmas Ghost: Has science gone too far?
Image 90029   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
 White Male: gonna have to make cat food mountain for the kitties when you're away, bubbs.
 JohnCarcinogen: @a robot That's not space talk, Ricky!
 duckfarts: yeah that's a real good shopping cart and oops look it just fell to the dark side of the moon so i guess it's mine now
 a robot: @PissReagan "Breaker, breaker, come in Earth, this is rocketship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine number four, I'm gonna try and refuckulate it, and land on Juniper, hopefully you got some space weed, over."
 Bile: This looks exactly like my family doctor. But he doesnt sad
 PissReagan: Ricky, god damn it, play Space with me.
 Air Biscuit: Testing the effects of zero gravity on kittys.
Image 90028   03-13-16   Uploaded by    morrissey
 Air Biscuit: @DonkeyPuncher oh. I meant boycott sonic but that too.
 SkyHook: woulda made it without snows on the front
 Anus: @Air Biscuit Oh noes, our infrastructure is the crumbles!
 duckfarts: gotta go a bit slower
 a robot: *Nelson voice* HA HA!
 Otterman: What now, asshole?
 Austin: Dude just wanted sonic really bad and went for it
 CuriouSir: this happened to me once on my bike, except there were NO cones. riding along, enjoying the weather, then BAM! my front tire sunk right into the wet cement and threw me off. ruined the tire, and my shoes. fucking lazy-ass construction workers man.
 CrustyDusty: Cones? WHAT CONES?! Ohhhh...
 Air Biscuit: Make America great again.
 Mexico: You're better off for it.
Image 90027   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Weedheart
 duckfarts: the side quest is take that cat home and be its pal for life
 adeadcrab: ::Cat Attacks!:: 'You Have Rabies.' 'Get to the Hospital - 2:00'
 CrustyDusty: It's Nekoht, and she wants you to slay Yian Kut-ku
 Air Biscuit: Either that or that cat is a collection item. Get all 10 to unlock something cool.
 Scoo: If the friendly spaceship has taught me anything, it's that people are gonna give you a hard time about whack offping
Image 90026   03-13-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
 Beef Supreme: they just started doing shows at the springs last fall. it's a state park now.
 your nana: here's another cool one from weeki wachee #89972
 your nana: @Beef Supreme it is! i went there when i was a small child and i was completely captivated :-)
 Beef Supreme: looks like weeki wachee springs in florida.
 Mextreme Enchirito: hell to the yes
Image 90025   03-13-16   Uploaded by    your nana
 oregon man: When I first saw this picture come on I got the rabbit was pointing a gun at her
 SkyHook: Everybody, try laughing. Then whatever scares you will go away!
 afroking: General temperature guidelines are: 140 Rare 145
 discodisco: Is that Ms. Cyrus?
 CrustyDusty: My Bassist Totoro
 killerjunglist: Ugh, I have to perform with THAT? Fine, I'll just play my guitar then...
Image 90024   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Donut
 a robot: I think my dad had this cut out of the newspaper and tacked to his bulletin board in like 1998
 morakdais: Join ISIL then you are the grip of terrorism!
 Bile: Grease yourself up. Simple
 stomachcake: Needs more smug. 3/10
Image 90023   03-13-16   Uploaded by    DOW
 SkyHook: Apparently, it was not as big a surprise as we had hoped for.
 SkyHook: Michigan has sufferred its share of global warming.
 a robot: @Jeannie C Possibly something that doesn't look like shit
 Jeannie C: Looks fine to me. What else is Hawaii's hockey team going to wear?
 ModelTRex: The black, Hispanic, Asian, and other non-white team members have gotta be pretty f'in pissed.
 stomachcake: OMG you're wearing that too? EMBARRASSING
 Cami: The Ripping Friends Man Man designed the uniform.
 Grandmas Ghost: Anchor Arms?
 Grandmas Ghost: Anchor Arms (c)
 Scoo: @your nana a blind person with no style!
 your nana: did a blind person design these uniforms?
Image 90022   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
 Lutha: "fuck the police" --that birb
 SkyHook: Apparently, it was not as big a surprise as we had hoped for.
 a robot: I'm FAAAAAABULOUS!
 fridaynight: Cylon raider with custom paint job.
 Scoo: Jazz wings!
Image 90021   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
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