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272527  lecj07: I take a look at my enormous penis/ and my troubles start a-meltin' away

272542  Not A Bot: Just today, I've watched my dog eat cat poop and spiderwebs and lick not one but three mysterious stains on the concrete. Soggy is probably ok

272568  tib gubb: i'd hire him

272551  tib gubb: no time like the present... to partay

272554  tib gubb: first god is dead, now god is fake? make up your mind creepy capitalism mouse

272537  cassette1: takes a selfie

272556  Dr. Bathroom: The biker's name is tiny.

272564  Yam: mlem

272564  Shay: A pigoat.

272558  Shay: Fuckin' A!

272471  Shay: Vroom, vroom!

272479  Shay: I hate to say it, but I'm going with Adolf Hitler School For Friendship and Tolerance

272488  Shay: @Mr Bleak Tums.

272379  mwoody: Found the rest. NSFW.

272492  Shay: Who do you think I am? Spider-Man?

272572  NoOneImportant: That is an awesome picture! You took it at the perfect moment. Also awww

272496  Shay: @charlemagne Just found out I'm 15% Welsh, so I'm covered.

272539  Nothing:

272546  Shay: My god, its eyes are turquoise.

272511  Darmstadtium: A job for the rest of your life! That's the joke!

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272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

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272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

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 Vorm Gongo: @ping exactly
 ninetailorochimaru: Steve took my job after I looked at this.
 Jeannie C: I just realized I will die and never know that donkey's fate.
 suckit: I fired my donkey for looking at this.
 CrustyDusty: @melted plastic: I might have to fire myself for looking at this.
 melted plastic: i just got fired for looking at this
Image 90030   03-13-16   Uploaded by    S R N
 SkyHook: no lasers, so we're cool
 duckfarts: @a robot he has his mother's eyes
 Coolguy: @Magma Safe actually that would be a feluck
 a robot: @Catcat and @duckfarts finally sealed the deal
 hnnngh: @Magma Safe Fuck. I said it. WHAT.
 hnnngh: MEWACK
 Magma Safe: or safe even
 Magma Safe: It's obviously a feline-duck, which makes the potmanteau not sage for the spaceship
 Grandmas Ghost: Has science gone too far?
 drhenry: He legs too small for he cat damn head
 Coolguy: It's a dat or a cuck
 Grandmas Ghost: Has science gone too far?
Image 90029   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
 White Male: gonna have to make cat food mountain for the kitties when you're away, bubbs.
 JohnCarcinogen: @a robot That's not space talk, Ricky!
 duckfarts: yeah that's a real good shopping cart and oops look it just fell to the dark side of the moon so i guess it's mine now
 a robot: @PissReagan "Breaker, breaker, come in Earth, this is rocketship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine number four, I'm gonna try and refuckulate it, and land on Juniper, hopefully you got some space weed, over."
 Bile: This looks exactly like my family doctor. But he doesnt sad
 PissReagan: Ricky, god damn it, play Space with me.
 Air Biscuit: Testing the effects of zero gravity on kittys.
Image 90028   03-13-16   Uploaded by    morrissey
 Air Biscuit: @DonkeyPuncher oh. I meant boycott sonic but that too.
 SkyHook: woulda made it without snows on the front
 Anus: @Air Biscuit Oh noes, our infrastructure is the crumbles!
 duckfarts: gotta go a bit slower
 a robot: *Nelson voice* HA HA!
 Otterman: What now, asshole?
 Austin: Dude just wanted sonic really bad and went for it
 CuriouSir: this happened to me once on my bike, except there were NO cones. riding along, enjoying the weather, then BAM! my front tire sunk right into the wet cement and threw me off. ruined the tire, and my shoes. fucking lazy-ass construction workers man.
 CrustyDusty: Cones? WHAT CONES?! Ohhhh...
 Air Biscuit: Make America great again.
 Mexico: You're better off for it.
Image 90027   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Weedheart
 duckfarts: the side quest is take that cat home and be its pal for life
 adeadcrab: ::Cat Attacks!:: 'You Have Rabies.' 'Get to the Hospital - 2:00'
 CrustyDusty: It's Nekoht, and she wants you to slay Yian Kut-ku
 Air Biscuit: Either that or that cat is a collection item. Get all 10 to unlock something cool.
 avemaria: If the friendly spaceship has taught me anything, it's that people are gonna give you a hard time about whack offping
Image 90026   03-13-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
 Beef Supreme: they just started doing shows at the springs last fall. it's a state park now.
 your nana: here's another cool one from weeki wachee #89972
 your nana: @Beef Supreme it is! i went there when i was a small child and i was completely captivated :-)
 Beef Supreme: looks like weeki wachee springs in florida.
 Mextreme Enchirito: hell to the yes
Image 90025   03-13-16   Uploaded by    your nana
 oregon man: When I first saw this picture come on I got the rabbit was pointing a gun at her
 SkyHook: Everybody, try laughing. Then whatever scares you will go away!
 afroking: General temperature guidelines are: 140 Rare 145
 discodisco: Is that Ms. Cyrus?
 CrustyDusty: My Bassist Totoro
 killerjunglist: Ugh, I have to perform with THAT? Fine, I'll just play my guitar then...
Image 90024   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Donut
 a robot: I think my dad had this cut out of the newspaper and tacked to his bulletin board in like 1998
 morakdais: Join ISIL then you are the grip of terrorism!
 Bile: Grease yourself up. Simple
 stomachcake: Needs more smug. 3/10
Image 90023   03-13-16   Uploaded by    DOW
 SkyHook: Apparently, it was not as big a surprise as we had hoped for.
 SkyHook: Michigan has sufferred its share of global warming.
 a robot: @Jeannie C Possibly something that doesn't look like shit
 Jeannie C: Looks fine to me. What else is Hawaii's hockey team going to wear?
 ModelTRex: The black, Hispanic, Asian, and other non-white team members have gotta be pretty f'in pissed.
 stomachcake: OMG you're wearing that too? EMBARRASSING
 Cami: The Ripping Friends Man Man designed the uniform.
 Grandmas Ghost: Anchor Arms?
 Grandmas Ghost: Anchor Arms (c)
 flatluigi: @your nana a blind person with no style!
 your nana: did a blind person design these uniforms?
Image 90022   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
 Lutha: "fuck the police" --that birb
 SkyHook: Apparently, it was not as big a surprise as we had hoped for.
 a robot: I'm FAAAAAABULOUS!
 fridaynight: Cylon raider with custom paint job.
 imaginary gf: Jazz wings!
Image 90021   03-13-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
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