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233469  Butcherboy: And they cut down the woods of birnam woods and moved them up dunsidane hill. Macbeth never knew what hit him

233431  tokyopig: @antipatterns I was gonna say get cheaper whiskey.

233432  tokyopig: panel 4 should have been just one guy bowing while in the phone tbh

233434  tokyopig: and they say the left can't meme.

233443  tokyopig: Foggy The Bear.

233462  Skaalar: The honey must flooooooow.

233462  Skaalar: Is that... Wormsign?

233462  tokyopig: bullying target sighted, commence bullying subroutine

233465  Sadbot: welcome to the struggalo

233462  a robot: Oh, bother.

233441  addend: You'll be the toast of the party.

233446  addend: (Walks up to 9th floor.) / (Walks down to 6th floor.)

233457  Felicity: On what

233461  Peter Pantsless: Looks like #233455 forgot to take his Halls

233445  addend: But it's very long and hard, heh heh.

233448  addend: It's a small world, after all.

233451  Psymon: I majored in Psymonistry in college

233453  Psymon: If we were as big on the outside as we are on the inside

233454  Psymon: "Good luck sorting out which is which."

233459  BavidDowie: Time to meet the new Prophet

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233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233387 carpwoman: I remember my first beer....

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233418 Kaviri: *his

233267 jazzjunkie: There's a truck like that in my town, except it's all about China's mistreatment of Tibet.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233237 Felicity: How about just dont donate things if they dont belong to you?

233372 Sadbot: @Side Boob Good on you, we're probably outliers, but every truck-driving, gun-fetishizing coworker I've had lives this here pictured life of "it's not who you are, it's what you can spend". Their standards of masculinity are totems, things to be bought, signifiers. Mustaches and cigars, guns and sex dolls. Strip that away and they're just scared little boys afraid that the world is moving past their violent, anti-social bullshit.

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!



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Score:
1018
 
 GoTuckUrslf: Actually, he's a golden retrievthor...
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: same @AdaMan
 Air Biscuit: I see you decorated your asgardian apartment with an earth theme. Interesting choice.
 CuriouSir: thorkf
 ClockworkJackalope: THATS NOT THORGI!
 guccigucci: He's gonna be so disappointed when he figures out I can't throw it
 The Frito Bandito: Labrathor
 dickbutt: Fuck. The dog brought this thing back but I can't pick it up
 AdaMan: That's just my dog Mjolnir. Watcha got there boy?!?
 Annoying Vegan : This ith a thight for Thor eyeth
 White Rice: Who's a worthy boy? Is it you? Is it you? It is! You're a worthy boy!
 rrussom: His mouth is going to be thor in the morning after carrying that around all day
 CrustyDusty: ...and that's why we named him Thor. Good doggie!
Image 89876   03-12-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
560
 
 Suburbanmom: God dammit! Always ruining my fun
 Back Door Dan: Then maybe they shouldn't go out dressed like that
 Grandmas Ghost: You too chicken man
 Skam: A woman is fime but a duck is divine...
 Mattixvii: Call me old fashioned, but I don't class it as molestation when the enjoy it.
 jochenau: Los Angeles: the city that had to write a law specifically making duck molestation illegal.
 Fiasco: It's gonna take a lot more than a sign to stop me.
 duckfarts: I'm too sexy for my own good
 Bungle: No moleste
 Janston: When they dress like that, they're kind of asking for it.
 a robot: Is farting considered molesting? @duckfarts, help us out here
Image 89875   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
273
 
 CrustyDusty: @Headoftheclass: damn... *scratches head*
 Backhand: Do not feed or molest the ducks
 duckfarts: this looks like some Thor comic character
 Janston: "Who dares take the hot lunch from the hospital's most flamboyant of high wizard in recovery?!"
 Headoftheclass: @CrustyDusty Which one's the tumor?
 Fishy: #MauryNEXTLEVEL
 CrustyDusty: That tumor on your nose looks like a person!
 Scoo: They see me rollin', they hatin'
Image 89874   03-12-16   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Image 89873 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by TheFrogMan. We'll pray for you, TheFrogMan.
Score:
296
 
 Pizza: Shut up and take my money!
 Bile: Gateway timeout error?
 CuriouSir: i like this, this are my fovorite thung.
 Alkavarion: @iwash Bling bling bling bling bling bling bling.
 Unbathed: So for $100, you'll sing it ten times?
 Air Biscuit: Still worth it.
 Scoo: I got a pocket full of Hamiltons, buddy - start singing!
 Mattixvii: Ffs, I can't even type Bieber. Bloody conditioning.
 Mattixvii: I'll take bribery entire song catalogue, then put my headphones on and listen to ylvis then.
 iwash: That's fine, but what does the fox pay?
Image 89872   03-12-16   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
381
 
 Air Biscuit: Having a floor salad. Hold the salad, extra croutons please.
 CuriouSir: eww, you seem to have a parasite crawling around on your couch.
 grizzly: Don't feed or molest the child.
 grizzly: Don'
 Turts: My kid is choking to death! (takes pic)
 Warrax: Do what you must, I have already won.
 fink: DWhen I see suffering children people die
 sports: Happy child auto rad
 duckfarts: scarface's salad days
 A duck: GIMME DIS FLOOR FOOD!
 Dobly: new omen movie lookin stupid
 dobbiesdoogs: BLESS ME DADA FOR I HAVE SINNED
 a robot: AWWWW YISS MOTHERFUCKIN CROUTONS
 Ulillillia: I FUCKING LOVE CROUTONS
Image 89871   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Blimpet
Score:
552
 
 A duck: Errm, nah. Swung and missed, dude. Sorry.
 randomhobo: Pour buddy you need some friends sad man 🐈
 Mattixvii: Don't usually rad this kinda think but it did make me laugh.
Image 89870   03-12-16   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
249
 
 hnnngh: Cry me a river.
 KnowLifer: literally ?!
 CrustyDusty: It's because Grandma knows you're a slob and got cigarette burns and grape juice stains on your old one. Don't be a ponce.
 Warrax: I love it when this happens.
 Janston:
 duckfarts: @DonkeyPuncher yeeeeaaahhhh, you don't have schrodinger for a dad
 Janston: Your baby painting is literal stupid.
 Stoner: Do your parents even know you? I'm just kidding but severely be grateful
 Ulillillia: You're wearing the literal same shirt you were already wearing.
 White Rice: How they managed to get the shirt off of him before he opened it still baffles researchers to this day. More confounding is that the action of getting the shirt caused it to duplicate, with the original somehow appearing back on his person, before the copy was discovered by its previous/current/future owner.
 Anus: that's not literally the same shirt.
 Mr. Butt: The second season of Flight of the Concords was just okay, asshole.
 Darkasnoon: And it'll look just as ugly on you as that one. also look at the collars, pretty sure it's not the same shirt.
 Scoo: Now you have two. Merry Christmas, jackass.
 Nope: Its the kind you like! shut the fuck up and be gracious!
Image 89869   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
784
 
 dobbiesdoogs: catimorphs
 Annoying Vegan : Thus the lifecycle is complete
 a robot: This image (without the text) has been around on the internets forever. I feel like an ancient bot
 Ulillillia: Russian Nesting Cats
Image 89868   03-12-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
Score:
615
 
 Knice: Return flight: #138911
 Pizza: @A duck It's okay when it's in a Trinity
 trumpet: ah i know theses, they can run on water
 MassDefect: It's to scare away predators.
 duckfarts: he gotta wear this or he'll just start licking himself again
 A duck: Helicopter Pope! Helicopter Pope! Wanna impress an apostate? Show 'em Helicopter Pope!
 greenbean: Omg are the dinosaurs coming back!!!!!--
 Agamemnon Triforce: The show The Flying Pope never really got off the ground.
 Annoying Vegan : *hissing sound*
 gary: Is this the moment he starts trying to shoot venom into Newman's face in Jurassic Park?
 WTF: I see the reboot of the "Flying Nun" is progressing nicely.
 Mattixvii: Marilyn Munro really let herself go towards the end.
 a robot: *spits venom at Protestants*
Image 89867   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
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