Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



273399  piranharama: @bug come on, hes alright

273408  whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273408  Bob: @Dr Awkward Please tell us about your goats and post photos. Goats are super rad.

273417  Bob: I do. NGAF.

273429  fullofwind: Wasnt there a whole website for this back in the day? Bert is Evil or something?

273038  Mr Bleak: Spring is here, the grass is riz, I wonder where, those damn cats is?

273415  originaluser: I've noticed that Nathan Jones' role in any martial arts movie is to be the blustery, brutish American who gets his butt kicked by an Asian martial artist that's half his size. 'The Protector', 'Fearless', etc.

273044  Mr Bleak: @Bob Yeah. But ... how's the WiFi?

273429  ignatz: Thus wasn't funny when Michael McIntyre dud it, and it's still not funny

273419  Sadbot: Nice...blaze it

273428  Sauce Packets: Our lab has a good track record

273428  phailsauce: Wet dog=happy dog

273418  Dresdenkeogh: And youre an old dull duck.

273426  communist: "We're Jews, we're Jews in space!"

273417  Sadbot: Gettin' married out behind a Cracker Barrel

273275  Rachelina: @Not A Bot holy loly

273390  addend: Just buy the darn boat!

273390  redbranch: Due to 4chan or SA frontpage exposure, I know for a fact that this is someone's fetish.

273408  Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman thanks! :)

273412  addend: (Keeps contents. Returns package. Moons camera.)

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. addend
2. ignatz
3. tib gubb
4. Not A Bot
5. Air Biscuit
6. Teechur
7. Side Boob
8. DrNinjaman
9. Sadbot
10. VoR



The top ten most commented-on images today:

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273080 DrNinjaman: @Prostata Bonfire Analysis would be a good band name.

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

norgu5 uploaded 273084 (1052 points)
Gonzo uploaded 273109 (908 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (899 points)
BaconCake uploaded 273051 (890 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (838 points)
Joetato uploaded 273149 (829 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (764 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
140bpm uploaded 273040 (754 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (751 points)
Weedheart uploaded 273059 (750 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (744 points)
desertfox uploaded 273016 (727 points)
night shift uploaded 272937 (721 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. ChubbyBuddy: 3378 points
 2. E. HONDA: 3028 points
 3. Side Boob: 2158 points
 4. reagan: 2072 points
 5. skunkrocker: 1980 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 1883 points
 7. Never AFK: 1775 points
 8. Mexico: 1724 points
 9. norgu5: 1716 points
10. deadwombat: 1637 points
11. daver: 1592 points
12. grimes: 1561 points
13. dangerkeith3000: 1554 points
14. shwoarty: 1547 points
15. waffles: 1450 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: fumbduck.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 843
Registered users online in past hour: 699

Average image score (last 24 hours): 325

Total number of comments: 1412030
Total number of images: 273398



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 141193
XP needed for green ranking: 36958
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
1018
 
 GoTuckUrslf: Actually, he's a golden retrievthor...
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: same @AdaMan
 Air Biscuit: I see you decorated your asgardian apartment with an earth theme. Interesting choice.
 CuriouSir: thorkf
 ClockworkJackalope: THATS NOT THORGI!
 guccigucci: He's gonna be so disappointed when he figures out I can't throw it
 The Frito Bandito: Labrathor
 dickbutt: Fuck. The dog brought this thing back but I can't pick it up
 AdaMan: That's just my dog Mjolnir. Watcha got there boy?!?
 Annoying Vegan : This ith a thight for Thor eyeth
 White Rice: Who's a worthy boy? Is it you? Is it you? It is! You're a worthy boy!
 rrussom: His mouth is going to be thor in the morning after carrying that around all day
 CrustyDusty: ...and that's why we named him Thor. Good doggie!
Image 89876   03-12-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
585
 
 Suburbanmom: God dammit! Always ruining my fun
 Back Door Dan: Then maybe they shouldn't go out dressed like that
 Grandmas Ghost: You too chicken man
 Skam: A woman is fime but a duck is divine...
 Mattixvii: Call me old fashioned, but I don't class it as molestation when the enjoy it.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Los Angeles: the city that had to write a law specifically making duck molestation illegal.
 Fiasco: It's gonna take a lot more than a sign to stop me.
 duckfarts: I'm too sexy for my own good
 Bungle: No moleste
 a robot: Is farting considered molesting? @duckfarts, help us out here
Image 89875   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
273
 
 CrustyDusty: @Headoftheclass: damn... *scratches head*
 Backhand: Do not feed or molest the ducks
 duckfarts: this looks like some Thor comic character
 Janston: "Who dares take the hot lunch from the hospital's most flamboyant of high wizard in recovery?!"
 Headoftheclass: @CrustyDusty Which one's the tumor?
 Fishy: #MauryNEXTLEVEL
 CrustyDusty: That tumor on your nose looks like a person!
 blue shoes: They see me rollin', they hatin'
Image 89874   03-12-16   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Image 89873 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by TheFrogMan. You have brought shame on us, TheFrogMan.
Score:
296
 
 Pizza: Shut up and take my money!
 Bile: Gateway timeout error?
 CuriouSir: i like this, this are my fovorite thung.
 Alkavarion: @iwash Bling bling bling bling bling bling bling.
 Unbathed: So for $100, you'll sing it ten times?
 Air Biscuit: Still worth it.
 wolfpupy: I got a pocket full of Hamiltons, buddy - start singing!
 Mattixvii: Ffs, I can't even type Bieber. Bloody conditioning.
 Mattixvii: I'll take bribery entire song catalogue, then put my headphones on and listen to ylvis then.
 iwash: That's fine, but what does the fox pay?
Image 89872   03-12-16   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
381
 
 Air Biscuit: Having a floor salad. Hold the salad, extra croutons please.
 CuriouSir: eww, you seem to have a parasite crawling around on your couch.
 grizzly: Don't feed or molest the child.
 grizzly: Don'
 Turts: My kid is choking to death! (takes pic)
 Warrax: Do what you must, I have already won.
 fink: DWhen I see suffering children people die
 sports: Happy child auto rad
 duckfarts: scarface's salad days
 A duck: GIMME DIS FLOOR FOOD!
 Dobly: new omen movie lookin stupid
 dobbiesdoogs: BLESS ME DADA FOR I HAVE SINNED
 a robot: AWWWW YISS MOTHERFUCKIN CROUTONS
 sylveon: I FUCKING LOVE CROUTONS
Image 89871   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Blimpet
Score:
576
 
 A duck: Errm, nah. Swung and missed, dude. Sorry.
 randomhobo: Pour buddy you need some friends sad man 🐈
 Mattixvii: Don't usually rad this kinda think but it did make me laugh.
Image 89870   03-12-16   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
272
 
 hnnngh: Cry me a river.
 KnowLifer: literally ?!
 CrustyDusty: It's because Grandma knows you're a slob and got cigarette burns and grape juice stains on your old one. Don't be a ponce.
 Warrax: I love it when this happens.
 Janston:
 duckfarts: @DonkeyPuncher yeeeeaaahhhh, you don't have schrodinger for a dad
 Janston: Your baby painting is literal stupid.
 Stoner: Do your parents even know you? I'm just kidding but severely be grateful
 ratwa: You're wearing the literal same shirt you were already wearing.
 White Rice: How they managed to get the shirt off of him before he opened it still baffles researchers to this day. More confounding is that the action of getting the shirt caused it to duplicate, with the original somehow appearing back on his person, before the copy was discovered by its previous/current/future owner.
 Anus: that's not literally the same shirt.
 Mr. Butt: The second season of Flight of the Concords was just okay, asshole.
 Darkasnoon: And it'll look just as ugly on you as that one. also look at the collars, pretty sure it's not the same shirt.
 waaaaaat: Now you have two. Merry Christmas, jackass.
 Nope: Its the kind you like! shut the fuck up and be gracious!
Image 89869   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
784
 
 dobbiesdoogs: catimorphs
 Annoying Vegan : Thus the lifecycle is complete
 a robot: This image (without the text) has been around on the internets forever. I feel like an ancient bot
 Crim Tender: Russian Nesting Cats
Image 89868   03-12-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
Score:
647
 
 Knice: Other return flight #258653
 Knice: Return flight: #138911
 Pizza: @A duck It's okay when it's in a Trinity
 trumpet: ah i know theses, they can run on water
 MassDefect: It's to scare away predators.
 duckfarts: he gotta wear this or he'll just start licking himself again
 A duck: Helicopter Pope! Helicopter Pope! Wanna impress an apostate? Show 'em Helicopter Pope!
 greenbean: Omg are the dinosaurs coming back!!!!!--
 Agamemnon Triforce: The show The Flying Pope never really got off the ground.
 Annoying Vegan : *hissing sound*
 gary: Is this the moment he starts trying to shoot venom into Newman's face in Jurassic Park?
 WTF: I see the reboot of the "Flying Nun" is progressing nicely.
 Mattixvii: Marilyn Munro really let herself go towards the end.
 a robot: *spits venom at Protestants*
Image 89867   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Page 1 ... 18350 18351 18352 18353 18354 18355 18356 ... 27339 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.