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262915  Robespierre: That's an odd neighborhood for a palace

262916  Robespierre: Vacancy of North Korea

262919  Robespierre: Into the Zoid Void

262931  WannaBee: I thought this was a Cheeto.

262942  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, enemy soldier. Just go ahead and shoot me so I don't get killed by that thing."

262932  Peter Pantsless: "I could totally take him."

262920  FabricMan: "14" != "14"u

262924  FabricMan: Doesn't anybody hoot anymore?!

262925  FabricMan: @Mr. Whiskers You had no trouble making a deposit at the bank...

262925  grizzly: Hacks

262922  Butcherboy: Dude youre getting a dell

262923  sparenamelaptopdied: "5mbx3"?

262938  Jolly Well: 145986

262938  Rocky XLVII: C'mon, Meegan!

262938  booger: She wants that cobbguana

262938  Jolly Well: I adore this one!

262930  Peter Pantsless: "Please leave the room."

262924  Mr. Whiskers: WHOOOO is he!?!?

262925  Mr. Whiskers: "Floating the Wagon Across" sounds like a euphemism for taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, if you know what I mean

262914  Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Whiskers I had like one game that actually worked with it. Too bad the game sucked

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

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 GoTuckUrslf: Actually, he's a golden retrievthor...
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: same @AdaMan
 Air Biscuit: I see you decorated your asgardian apartment with an earth theme. Interesting choice.
 CuriouSir: thorkf
 ClockworkJackalope: THATS NOT THORGI!
 guccigucci: He's gonna be so disappointed when he figures out I can't throw it
 The Frito Bandito: Labrathor
 dickbutt: Fuck. The dog brought this thing back but I can't pick it up
 AdaMan: That's just my dog Mjolnir. Watcha got there boy?!?
 Annoying Vegan : This ith a thight for Thor eyeth
 White Rice: Who's a worthy boy? Is it you? Is it you? It is! You're a worthy boy!
 rrussom: His mouth is going to be thor in the morning after carrying that around all day
 CrustyDusty: ...and that's why we named him Thor. Good doggie!
Image 89876   03-12-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 Suburbanmom: God dammit! Always ruining my fun
 Back Door Dan: Then maybe they shouldn't go out dressed like that
 Grandmas Ghost: You too chicken man
 Skam: A woman is fime but a duck is divine...
 Mattixvii: Call me old fashioned, but I don't class it as molestation when the enjoy it.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Los Angeles: the city that had to write a law specifically making duck molestation illegal.
 Fiasco: It's gonna take a lot more than a sign to stop me.
 duckfarts: I'm too sexy for my own good
 Bungle: No moleste
 a robot: Is farting considered molesting? @duckfarts, help us out here
Image 89875   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 CrustyDusty: @Headoftheclass: damn... *scratches head*
 Backhand: Do not feed or molest the ducks
 duckfarts: this looks like some Thor comic character
 Janston: "Who dares take the hot lunch from the hospital's most flamboyant of high wizard in recovery?!"
 Headoftheclass: @CrustyDusty Which one's the tumor?
 Fishy: #MauryNEXTLEVEL
 CrustyDusty: That tumor on your nose looks like a person!
 Scoo: They see me rollin', they hatin'
Image 89874   03-12-16   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Image 89873 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

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 Pizza: Shut up and take my money!
 Bile: Gateway timeout error?
 CuriouSir: i like this, this are my fovorite thung.
 Alkavarion: @iwash Bling bling bling bling bling bling bling.
 Unbathed: So for $100, you'll sing it ten times?
 Air Biscuit: Still worth it.
 Scoo: I got a pocket full of Hamiltons, buddy - start singing!
 Mattixvii: Ffs, I can't even type Bieber. Bloody conditioning.
 Mattixvii: I'll take bribery entire song catalogue, then put my headphones on and listen to ylvis then.
 iwash: That's fine, but what does the fox pay?
Image 89872   03-12-16   Uploaded by    neutron
 Air Biscuit: Having a floor salad. Hold the salad, extra croutons please.
 CuriouSir: eww, you seem to have a parasite crawling around on your couch.
 grizzly: Don't feed or molest the child.
 grizzly: Don'
 Turts: My kid is choking to death! (takes pic)
 Warrax: Do what you must, I have already won.
 fink: DWhen I see suffering children people die
 sports: Happy child auto rad
 duckfarts: scarface's salad days
 Dobly: new omen movie lookin stupid
Image 89871   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Blimpet
 A duck: Errm, nah. Swung and missed, dude. Sorry.
 randomhobo: Pour buddy you need some friends sad man 🐈
 Mattixvii: Don't usually rad this kinda think but it did make me laugh.
Image 89870   03-12-16   Uploaded by    electrode
 hnnngh: Cry me a river.
 KnowLifer: literally ?!
 CrustyDusty: It's because Grandma knows you're a slob and got cigarette burns and grape juice stains on your old one. Don't be a ponce.
 Warrax: I love it when this happens.
 duckfarts: @DonkeyPuncher yeeeeaaahhhh, you don't have schrodinger for a dad
 Janston: Your baby painting is literal stupid.
 Stoner: Do your parents even know you? I'm just kidding but severely be grateful
 ratwa: You're wearing the literal same shirt you were already wearing.
 White Rice: How they managed to get the shirt off of him before he opened it still baffles researchers to this day. More confounding is that the action of getting the shirt caused it to duplicate, with the original somehow appearing back on his person, before the copy was discovered by its previous/current/future owner.
 Anus: that's not literally the same shirt.
 Mr. Butt: The second season of Flight of the Concords was just okay, asshole.
 Darkasnoon: And it'll look just as ugly on you as that one. also look at the collars, pretty sure it's not the same shirt.
 Scoo: Now you have two. Merry Christmas, jackass.
 Nope: Its the kind you like! shut the fuck up and be gracious!
Image 89869   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
 dobbiesdoogs: catimorphs
 Annoying Vegan : Thus the lifecycle is complete
 a robot: This image (without the text) has been around on the internets forever. I feel like an ancient bot
 Crim Tender: Russian Nesting Cats
Image 89868   03-12-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
 Knice: Other return flight #258653
 Knice: Return flight: #138911
 Pizza: @A duck It's okay when it's in a Trinity
 trumpet: ah i know theses, they can run on water
 MassDefect: It's to scare away predators.
 duckfarts: he gotta wear this or he'll just start licking himself again
 A duck: Helicopter Pope! Helicopter Pope! Wanna impress an apostate? Show 'em Helicopter Pope!
 greenbean: Omg are the dinosaurs coming back!!!!!--
 Agamemnon Triforce: The show The Flying Pope never really got off the ground.
 Annoying Vegan : *hissing sound*
 gary: Is this the moment he starts trying to shoot venom into Newman's face in Jurassic Park?
 WTF: I see the reboot of the "Flying Nun" is progressing nicely.
 Mattixvii: Marilyn Munro really let herself go towards the end.
 a robot: *spits venom at Protestants*
Image 89867   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
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