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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

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262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.



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Score:
615
 
 Knice: Other return flight #258653
 Knice: Return flight: #138911
 Pizza: @A duck It's okay when it's in a Trinity
 trumpet: ah i know theses, they can run on water
 MassDefect: It's to scare away predators.
 duckfarts: he gotta wear this or he'll just start licking himself again
 A duck: Helicopter Pope! Helicopter Pope! Wanna impress an apostate? Show 'em Helicopter Pope!
 greenbean: Omg are the dinosaurs coming back!!!!!--
 Agamemnon Triforce: The show The Flying Pope never really got off the ground.
 Annoying Vegan : *hissing sound*
 gary: Is this the moment he starts trying to shoot venom into Newman's face in Jurassic Park?
 WTF: I see the reboot of the "Flying Nun" is progressing nicely.
 Mattixvii: Marilyn Munro really let herself go towards the end.
 a robot: *spits venom at Protestants*
Image 89867   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
450
 
 communist: @Janston Honestly, I've been on the Internet so long foot fetishism seems like Lutheran-tier wholesomeness.
 l.a.: problem: THEY EXIST
 tina: An appeal to the internet
 Fullhouse: wait, there is a problem???
 salmiakki: I really want to know what the text says under 'Problem'
 duckfarts: *smile*
 Janston: I wonder what is on the materials list besides just "feet" and "creepy weirdos".
 TrumpyTrump: Wow why would you study feet!!!! There gross and eritating
 iwash: and Bazuka that verruca
 iwash: POP THEM CORNS
 Mattixvii: Graph resembles the size of toes on a foot. Too convenient for my liking.
 Nope: I remember when I did my science fair project on vore.
Image 89866   03-12-16   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
581
 
 shwoarty: Finger is weird euphemism. fox communi
 Darkasnoon: WHAT THE CAT!
 CrustyDusty: Is this where the internet happens?
 Frank herbert: cat.
 Nope: KITTY NO! GET OUT OF THE MONITOR
 a robot: OH HAI
Image 89865   03-12-16   Uploaded by    StuporFly
Score:
154
 
 spydermon: Ummmmmm @Darkasnoon!
 White Rice: @a robot you're trying to make me hate the prequels, aren't you? Are you a sith robot? (Because only sith deal in absolutes [which is an absolute, gah!])
 a robot: @White Rice In this situation I just refer people to Red Letter Media/Mr. Plinkett reviews of the prequels. He is so skilled at summing up the sheer craptacularity of the prequels, better than I could ever articulate. Google it!
 White Rice: @a robot ah, but it's all in how you interpret the facts (kidding). I look at it all as a final big project that Lucas had. He had a different vision than he did back when the original trilogy was made (and substantially more funding to make them) and the vision didn't translate as well as it could have. Take some of the excessively cheesy/purely "comedy for the kids" bits out (or even tone down the "funny") and dump the mention of midichlorians and episode 1 could be fixed (maybe more traditional FX instead of all the CG everything). I will admit I have a habit of funding the good in whatever I can (at least in media) because I want to believe the people who worked on it weren't just half-assing it for an easy payday. Not as good as the originals, but not the worst things I've seen (a
 a robot: @White Rice I definitely feel that, I was in 9th grade when Episode 1 came out and I saw it probably like 10 times in the theater. But there's no escaping the actual, factual crappiness of it and all the prequels. As a "serious, mature adult" I cannot deny facts
 rockkstar: Hey that's not nice I liked the movie annie from 2014
 White Rice: @a robot keeping things classic; I can respect that. Despite all their shortcomings I can still find enjoyment in the prequels (though much of that was from the act of seeing them with friends back in high school/college)
 a robot: @White Rice Honestly I'm just gonna go with 4, 5, 6, 7, and maybe play Lego Star Wars at some point. Fuck the prequels.
 White Rice: @a robot so: 4, 5, weird al, 2, 3, 6, 7, right?
 a robot: @Korrok Watching Star Wars in the proper order: Skip watching Episode One, just listen to "The Saga Begins" instead
 Darkasnoon: @a robot sorry man, looks like this time you've been struck down, it was your doom
 Korrok: Maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry.
 a robot: @Darkasnoon God damn, it, I was just typing basically the same commet. So +1 one for you, god damn it
 Darkasnoon: Annie, are you OK? So, Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? Annie, are you OK?
 Fiasco: Midichlorians so high he can't keep his eyes pointed the same direction.
 metallica: Gives me a new understanding of Daddy Warbucks.
Image 89864   03-12-16   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
376
 
 Nope: Poor MJW just cant accept the fact that his TV dad is a rapey mcraperson,
Image 89863   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
421
 
 CuriouSir: @TurkeyVulture ikr? like, were just going to switch it back in a few months anyway, why not just let me get my fucking sleep?!
 Borkf: @CrustyDusty "A white hole? What's that?"
 annterland: @Darkasnoon Hey, glad to help out!
 CrustyDusty: @White Rice: missed that one, eh? I was thinking more "time phenomenon", a la Red Dwarf.
 CoffeeAndCigs: But why I liked getting up later in the morning
 White Rice: @CrustyDusty think when the DeLorean got hit by lightning in part 2, but in reverse.
 CrustyDusty: @White Rice: Is that thing spewing time back into the universe?
 Yam: Sweet, now I have something to show my boss when I'm 2 hours late
 White Rice: @Coolguy just so long as you don't do it while traveling over the international date line. That would be mixing too much temporal tinkering to tolerate.
 Coolguy: I like to be awake for the lost hour as it slips away into some umpteenth dimension
 Korrok: One of Benjamin Franklin's less-than-stellar ideas.
 Teechur: Yay! Now the clock in my car will be correct again!
 Scoo: Thank goodness my phone will set the time forward, correctly
 Donut: STOP TELLING ME TO DO THINGS I LIVE MY OWN LIFE DAMMIT
 lionstrong: Daylight saving time is dumb.
 Darkasnoon: @Austin shhhhh, I need this hour
 Austin: @Darkasnoon don't let him/her fool you it's forward!
 a robot: I have to go to work at 7am tomorrow. Now I know I get an extra hour of sleep, THANKS!!!!
 Darkasnoon: rad because I forgot, thanks @annterland
Image 89862   03-12-16   Uploaded by    annterland
Score:
388
 
 Grandmas Ghost: Cowabunjo
 DrinkMixMan: Go ninjo go ninjo go ninjo go
 Air Biscuit: Crap, i didnt know that was an option. Is it too late to change mine? I wanna be a ninja police too.
 kimjongun: Hey stop it all three of you it's there lives not your lives :p
 Flurble: Artist...go ahead Anne, Throw your life away!
 Fiasco: A young Tracy Morgan sets his sights high
 Coolguy: Fuck the Ninja police
Image 89861   03-12-16   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
162
 
 Science: I... don't like this.
 catheter: @Coolguy Im dead
 Bob: WTF people?
 SS Keith: What's up with the corners? Before and after pictures?
 Dobly: @duckfarts im a bit embarrassed
 White Rice: @duckfarts true, but one is really digging it.
 duckfarts: One of the dogs is a bit embarrassed
 duckfarts: If dogs wore pantyhose, would it look like this?
 Austin: Stop trying to make my penis feel something when i look at a dog! It won't work i hope
 Coolguy: Dang, this is a thing now?
Image 89860   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
376
 
 Pront Remp: @dobbiesdoogs First comment I looked for.
 hnnngh: The Black Gate of Mordor is much less impressive up close.
 rustman the mad: I have qa feeling this would be better with "pubic orks".
 A Post Office: Okay, who's the wise guy who took white-out to the "B"?
 hanky: @Otterman They may be dumb, but they still realized the necessity of bogging the system down with administration
 Otterman: implies existence of private orks
 eyg: waaaaaaaaaagh,
 5 Headed Snake God: Clearly they're in control of Public WAAAGHs.
 morakdais: I am glad it wasn't pubic orks
 dobbiesdoogs: missed a great opportunity to remove the L in public
 androbot: Shazbot!
 CrustyDusty: Gandalf, go home!
 Frank herbert: @Darkasnoon actually should say orco
 duckfarts: If ye wants in, ye bring ye boyz wit da dakka dakka
 Darkasnoon: It's just a typo, it's supposed to say orcs
 Air Biscuit: Will they storm the gate for you?
Image 89859   03-12-16   Uploaded by    killerjunglist
Score:
237
 
 Grandmas Ghost: Dwarf Fortress has escaped into the real world
 wordjones: Squirrel Girl put on weight.
 iwash: wow, she stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel because he came home without beer
 Mattixvii: @DonkeyPuncher freeze it solid first, duh.
 CrustyDusty: @Darkasnoon:The grammar is indeed awkward, but I think they simply forgot a hyphen for clarity "Wife Stabs - Husband With Squirrel". This never would have happened if he was with a hippo.
 CrustyDusty: @duckfarts: She's obviously a repeat offender :p
 duckfarts: SHE'S AT IT AGAIN?!
 Darkasnoon: or the husband was just with her when she stabbed the squirrel and it's bad grammar
 Austin: @TurkeyVulture i was under the impression the squirrel was an accomplice
 redmonkey3: @TurkeyVulture Ohhhhhhh - much better, thanks.
 Air Biscuit: The dangers of expert taxidermy.
 fakeplastic: I was under the impression the husband was with the squirrel.
 Anus: Or, was the squirrel her accomplice?
 Anus: I mean, how do you even sharpen a squirrel?
 Anus: What are you gonna do, stab me with a squirrel?
Image 89858   03-12-16   Uploaded by    electrode
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