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263265  sparename: He still talks about "exta" terrestrials, though

263274  Prostata: he's seen some shit

263265  Uncle Phil: @Robespierre This image is about the extent of this guy.

263273  Robespierre: R = Blinky

263274  Robespierre: You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Critter Zone

263270  Robespierre: Malcolm In A Muddle

263271  Robespierre: On my work computer this image appears next to Today's weirdo item, which appears to be a digital quarter. Coincidence? I think not.

263283  johnnyc: Why are all foxes so photogenic?

263267  Air Biscuit: Already Been Chewed?

263267  Robespierre: (& charge your damn fone, loser)

263241  Robespierre: Image/username combo - eww.

263272  Robespierre: Entering heavy rotation in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

263257  FormerLurker: Id go with the 6th choice.... all of the above.

263242  Not A Bot: Requires Netscape Navigator 1.2

263163  ppr4: What do you mean @lecj07

263269  Robespierre: This new Fargo concept looks tasteless

263254  Robespierre: Dial me up, baby.

263255  Robespierre: "... the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "BORKF"

263256  Robespierre: I love playing PokemonNO

263257  Robespierre: I'll pick none of them, thanks - my wife would effin' murder me. Besides, back when I was still able to post images you might have seen the pic of my wife up in our lemon tree - none of these could possibly be more desirable than she is in every way, even in her late 50s.

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263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263229 dangerkeith3000: "Imagine what I can do to your penis."

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263215 Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc

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 mrmaestro: 406 points for a giraffe?
 daisy picker: hahah @Kohapi
 Kohapi: This is a picture of playing games with Uncle Randy.
 beefbeef: Really? Nobody thinks this looks like a slice of pepper jack? AM I ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE?!?
 stomachcake: Y'all make good points ... maybe s/dick/giraffe/ would be an appropriate autos-ubstitution? :-D
 WaffleIron: Anything is a giraffe if you're brave enough.
 Scoo: Every day is Giraffe Day on the friendly spaceship
 stomachcake: Sure I've seen a dick before, but I'd never seen one grazing from the top leaves.
 elmosco: This was drawn by a toddler. It's supposed to be a giraffe, you people should stop seeing dicks verywhere.
 Mr. Butt: Spider Dick / Spider Dick / Does exactly what you think.
 depression: dick cheese
Image 89833   03-12-16   Uploaded by    fishing
 elmosco: hehe cow boobies
 willowsprite: Well, I ain't never!
 Mike Michael: That's a milking cow, you perve
 Scoo: They don't think it be like it is, but it do
Image 89832   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
 MassDefect: Kitty!!
 a robot: Love connection @#89451
 dobbiesdoogs: "holy shit i've never seen anything like it in my life, but i'm gonna eat it"
 Korrok: Aaaand chlamydia.
 Kohapi: Looks like I'm gettin away with eaten that koala. Too bad, so sad, stupid puma
 crunchymush: Glad he did it, but horrified that everyone knows
 Dipass9000: Out of state bigfoot eaten by Simba; media blackout
 shitshow: while it's true that my client did eat the koala, let the record reflect that eucalyptus smells like old people at the Thrift Store. It was inevitable.
 Darkasnoon: Actually the koala is really on the run with the mountain lion, picture Madagascar, without a boat, in L.A. and with lamer animals.
 charmander: Just wanted to try some more exotic meat.
 willowsprite: So when exactly did they tag and collar him, then...
 stomachcake: Humans try to impose their will on the environment, but wild lions will always find a way to eat their natural prey - koalas.
 CrustyDusty: That's bunk, everyone knows mountain lions can't eat steal koalas...
 Knice: Aww, but he looks really sorry tho. It's okay, big guy; we all slip.
Image 89831   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Meow
 Sparkplug: too many fuckin rules, this place sucks
 Headoftheclass: tl; ddrink.
 redmonkey3: Alcohol is deadly poison... stupid also. CANNABIS! - - - just sayin'
 Air Biscuit: New law and order spinoff looking different.
 a robot: @CrustyDusty Are you from West Virginia?
 CrustyDusty: The bar I used to haunt had a plaque that read "10 TOOTH MINIMUM TO SIT AT BAR". I applied for a bartender position at another bar in the same town; on the application there was a question, "How many chompers do you have?" O.o My answer was "all of them". I didn't get the job.
 Scoo: Mmm... whiskey
Image 89830   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
 Big Bong Theory: they gotta bee high
 redmonkey3: I'm GREEN (dot status)! / Cannabis honey IS really good & very different; don't know about psychoactives... could be niiice.
 redmonkey3: I'm GREEN (dot status)! / Cannabis honey IS really good & very different; don't know about psychoactives... could be niiice.
 LKoroton: *taste
 LKoroton: Wanna tast that honey
 willowsprite: *GASP* purple status achieved! *weeps with joy*
 willowsprite: Pollinators gonna pollinate.
 Blimpet: In 30 minutes those bees are gonna be after some Honey Nug Cheerios.
 Mumbo Dingus: bumble bee kush
 annterland: Mmmm...tastes psychoactive-y
Image 89829   03-12-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 Grandmas Ghost: MGS4 remake looking good.
 ch: I miss you grandma
 Mr. Whiskers: I don't get it. A picture of a floor?
 Reddest of Necks: Hiding the body in,plain sight
 Thurb Grunombies: *predator noise*
 Dipass9000: Local grandmother takes first dose of LSD since 1969; "what happened to Jimi," asks lady, 74
 zoe: Grandma got whacked
 Frank herbert: the body was cut up. 2 arms 2 legs and a head
 your nana: why is there an outlet in the ceiling?
 your nana: which came first?
 Scoo: I've fallen! And I can't be found to get help up!
Image 89828   03-12-16   Uploaded by    skillet
 GoTuckUrslf: @your nana three potatoes, whore...
 BlarfyB: Look at the sisal of dress - but she is pretty jute!
 BlarfyB: Rich, Corinthian burlap.
 duckfarts: what an itch
 bigbison: Anyone can look good in a potato sack if you have a famous designer tailoring it for you
 Frank herbert: got her in the sack
 Scoo: We didn't have much money, but we had plenty of style!
 Knice: Taters gonna tate; bake 'em off.
 your nana: one potato, two potatoes
Image 89827   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Nymphomania: @Dr. Bathroom: The Korg M1 was released in 1988.
 WaffleIron: We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue!
 a robot: Futuriffic!
 Frank herbert: herbie hancock getting excited
 Dr. Bathroom: 1983.jpg
 Stephen Milkmus: Obviously it's usually got more buildings and fewer keyboards but I'd recognise the A40 going into London anywhere.
 Poop van Pants: Take me to funky town
Image 89826   03-12-16   Uploaded by    chelseachels
 Science: This makes me simultaneously hapy and sad. Our dog has a tumor pushing at the base of her brain, and probably doesn't have long to live.
 SkyHook: The five pets you meet in heaven
 iwash: Oh god, I just found out yesterday my dog has entered her "senior" years. I guess it doesn't matter though because she's one of those breeds that will live forever shut up shut up shut up
 Magma Safe: It got awful dusty in here. *sniff
 wwwdotcom: good life hack
 CuriouSir: I dont get it.
 White Rice: If there is something like this after we're gone, and if our old pets from over the years are up there, I would be quite the happy camper. Aaand now I'm thinking about my old pets from over the years.
 Austin: This guy gave me peanut butter every day! He's the best!
 Darkasnoon: "Because of what he told us, you're going to hell, also that's just not cool man."
 Mr. Butt: This is the best cartoon ever.
 Scoo: Boom, right in the feels
Image 89825   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Prombom: Felis Feloneous Monopolitan
 willowsprite: Peace out!
 Frank herbert: westsiiiide!
 Air Biscuit: Friggn great millenial calvin amd hobbs.
 Mexico: Yeah, I'm a born player.
 thratchen: The calm before the storm.
Image 89824   03-12-16   Uploaded by    grid
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