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254225  Coolguy: If a tree fall and no one is there to hear it, are you still a good boy?

254219  dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo

254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

254222  WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.

254223  Mexico: You're right! This is better than hospital food!

254169  brian greene: i would

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1. Robespierre
2. Side Boob
3. Mad Collager
4. a robot
5. Not A Bot
6. DrNinjaman
7. dangerkeith3000
8. WTF
9. Mr Bleak
10. Mr. Shine



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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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deadwombat uploaded 254032 (891 points)
whaleshark uploaded 253807 (882 points)
bookcase uploaded 254003 (870 points)
eevee uploaded 253721 (843 points)
hoobleton uploaded 253899 (839 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
trucker uploaded 253886 (809 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 254162 (806 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 253785 (803 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253717 (786 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 5793 points
 3. Laree: 5035 points
 4. Scoo: 4206 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Gomi Day: 2685 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1855 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. Soviette: 1743 points
13. gulpeg: 1656 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
15. dirtstick: 1609 points
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Score:
979
 
 big h: Rad if real. Almost as rad if shopped.
 charlemagne: Penny Crayon, can draw anything she wishes
 Von Lederhosen: The not so elusive Sharpie Grouse
 Jennerator: Psychonauts Black Velvetopia level was pretty rad
 Dipass9000: Local teens play prank on local chicken farmer with magic markers
 doop: And when it lays an egg, they're flat until you pull one edge.
 melted plastic: Aubrey Beardsley
 Air Biscuit: Origami level: expert
 Poop van Pants: Great Line Work. You have what it takes to be the next Ink Master
 Trick Question: Sportin' some nice ink there, avian
 Greek Fire: Indominus Clux
 grizzly: It's missing all the numbers.
Image 89749   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
148
 
 Eleftheros: Reincarnated with a permanent hangover
 Fast Sloth: Never buy gimmick booze.
 White Rice: Hmm, the whole label isn't shown, so it's unclear whether this is actual tequila or a "agave containing, tequila-esque beverage". I happened to learn a bit about tequila last year.
 CuriouSir: I dont drink tequila anymore, I got so wasted last time, I ended up halfway to the next town when I came to. had to phone the cops to come pick me up at like 4am
 Jennerator: @duckfarts And the next morning instead of the next life. Product delivers.
 duckfarts: drink it and watch karma bite you in the ass
 crudites: karma karma karma karma karma .....no
 Albatross: Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma te-qui-la
Image 89748   03-12-16   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
465
 
 redmonkey3: @Eleftheros Preacher Creature run wedding town...
 iwash: I love a good chair fight
 Eleftheros: WHO. RUN. WEDDING. TOWN. say loud.
 Lumb Blombus: Heh heh heh. im gonna sven that so hard. raisin sna
 jochenau: @doop They tried but Usher wasn't available that day.
 pawsies: The red wedding.
 Jennerator: Do you, Cletus Hatfield, take Lurleen McCoy to be your wi- *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*
 doop: Pick a seat? This isn't Waffle House. You're supposed to have ushers.
 Poop van Pants: When you play the Game of Weddings, you elope or you die
 duckfarts: @stomachcake hail satan
 Albatross: Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death.
 Albatross: For, since her own father, who, when he seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him.
 fling: cousin cletus spent the whole weddin pickin his seat
 stomachcake: Today, we didn't lose a daughter. We lost THREE daughters, a son, five aunts and all the McCluskey cousins. But at least we have a new son, and a cake splashed with blood.
Image 89747   03-12-16   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
222
 
 CuriouSir: @stomachcake judging by the lack of "nana"'s, its actually 37.5%
 Jennerator: When beer pong gets meta
 stomachcake: @a robot Batman has been working out. His average response time is down 25%.
 a robot: Come on now, it obviously needs at least one more "nana"
Image 89746   03-12-16   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
598
 
 Thurb Grunombies: Happy isn't correlated with cost
 Grandmas Ghost: Precise, not accurate
 wiley ayreb: Mine does this, then stares at me like she's in a sarah mclachlan ad if I try to move her bed.
 SomeCanadian: Cat.jpg
 a robot: Well, duh
 ron mexico: Cat is operating within specifications
Image 89745   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
425
 
 SaltLick: b=4 when b=4
 On Spec: b should be 25/6 = 4+1/6 and not just 4.
 Coolguy: LOL 16 = 15
 Trick Question: Thanks for making me do math, Aggro
 grizzly: Common core.
 Darkasnoon: That's not even totally right, plus the answer has a fraction, this teacher is just a dick
 stomachcake: ZERO POINTS. DIDN'T SHOW WORKING
Image 89744   03-12-16   Uploaded by    zip file
Image 89743 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rocky XLVII. Your image was bad, Rocky XLVII.
Score:
998
 
 doop: The artist's soul cries out for bacon.
 killerjunglist: Oh, you're back! I'll just leave my sadness on the floor right there then.
 alborland: can you dig it?
Image 89742   03-12-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
563
 
 million laffs: Sweetly
 ModelTRex: NOMNSNO
 dickbutt: IMAFUKUTU
 Janston: I'm truck. And I'm here to fuk
 wiley ayreb: You're going to need a bigger truck. :(
 Jennerator: This is the truck owner's last name and he doesn't understand why people keep honking and laughing
 Air Biscuit: Swiggity swooty.
 PissReagan: And then I'm gonna transport your goods
 Borkf: IMASAYNOTHNX
 Albatross: Perpetuating the stereotype of the lorry driver with egg on his shirt and strong pornography in his glove box
Image 89741   03-12-16   Uploaded by    obama
Image 89740 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sumo. We'll pray for you, sumo.
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