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272854  Sadbot: I always think of the arch as the gateway to the True Midwest, welcome to 500 states that are all corn and a million casseroles

272807  Teechur: His trunk will stay clean. Oh, wait. I see rolled up jeans. He probably drives a pristine 4x4 with leather interior and "off-roads" onto fields to park at flea markets where he shops for hipster crap.

272814  Teechur: Should we put Old Bay Village seasoning on it?

272819  AdaMan: Cheese. It gives you ideas.

272845  Teechur: Rad for MAD magazine, but BAD for microposting it.....

272851  Teechur: @Off Topic I'd pay a nickel for a family portrait and include it with our Christmas cards this year.

272846  dangerkeith3000: This picture is almost as awesome as the cannibalism pros and cons discourse on #272816

272836  dangerkeith3000: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

272838  dangerkeith3000: My cousin's boyfriend has a huge truck with the license plate "LIL MAN". Granted he *is* 5'4"...

272849  dangerkeith3000: Dinochicken

272837  Snow Plow: little pink hound dogs for you and me

272854  sparename: I lost my polarising fil.ter

272847  Eleftheros: @Sadbot I woulda thought it was the nazi-killer reputation for the 1940s models rolling over on German roads

272851  Off Topic: I think I'd pay for one of these.

272848  Korrok: Korrok approves.

272816  dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.

272796  antipatterns: at least its not bowsette

272813  antipatterns: @dangerkeith3000 when they try and sell the building that pillar just explodes

272802  Scoo: Now in THREE-DEE!

272816  antipatterns: even i eat fucking wack ass alien bugs man they aint even animals

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272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272816 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.



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Score:
631
 
 StuporFly: Coming sooner that you think to a coastal plain near you.
 Dipass9000: Local man proves everyone wrong
 Fiasco: Unfortunately I don't.. See.. A boat?
 Micro Jackson: Yikes! Look at them Dikes!
 Bob Buttwhiskers: Minecraft IRL
 Gringos: ManitobaSpring.jpg
 ch: Got a killer go-kart track right cheer
 Greyfeathers: All for moving in with this guy? He seems to have the right idea.
 Thurb Grunombies: The land hazard in the 8th hole is a bitch
 Air Biscuit: While you were having pre-marital sex, i was mastering the BLOCKWATER!
 chhumphrey: Well that excavated quickly
 bug: God: STOP TRYING TO CHEAT THE SYSTEM, NOAH
 deathawaits: YOU LAUGHED AT ME NOW I LAUGH AT YOU!
Image 89569   03-11-16   Uploaded by    CHA
Score:
954
 
 Jeannie C: Wicked!
 Dipass9000: Mr. Tiddles wasn't joking when he talked about hair metal
 ironmaiden: B.C Rich is life
 Fiasco: Satan! I challenge you.. To a Rock-Off!
 Micro Jackson: Catch scratch fevah! Nah nah nah! Something something something! Nah nah nah!
 Bob Buttwhiskers: Best Pokmon ever.
 chhumphrey: Come, let me sing you the song of my peoples
 Shay: Lemmy has be reincarnated.
 elronhubard: @a robot Call a norvegian forest metal band 'Death metal' and they will burn you on inverted cross.
 Amy Housewine: My cat does a lot of shredding, as well.
 A duck: We built this kitty on rock & roll...
 Albatross: Guys! I had 8 more bars of lead left!
 Air Biscuit: Rock out with your cat out.
 Coolguy: Raddist cat ever...
 a robot: Norwegian Death Metal Forest Cat
Image 89568   03-11-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
233
 
 Koventry: Weirdest. Game of Twister. Ever.
 Koventry: Weirdest. Game of Twister. Ever.
 Dipass9000: Simon's wish for magical pizza genie not all it's cracked up to be, report claims
 salmiakki: Fuck yo couch
 SoyUnPerdedor: "and so that's the story, you can call me dad or pops, but not daddy"
 ur mom: is this a photoshop?
 Kohapi: @Shay hmm, context cues lead to believe the truth is not worth knowing.
 A duck: @Shay: ;)
 A duck: @Shay: Not For Safe Work?
 chhumphrey: Has ragerts
 Shay: @Kohapi I'll give you a hint, this was originally NFSW.
 Kohapi: hmmm, that looks like Digiorno. in which case, why the poorly edited deliveryman?
 A duck: That pizza looks delicious.
 cenecia: Bro it sucks that your girl left you but can you pay me so I can go back to work?
 a robot: Apparently it's sex pizza day on the Spaceship #89559 #89519
 turtled: Instructions not clear: glued pizza box to hand.
 Sadbot: Oh no, there's a deliveryman in my mom
 bug: This porno is... better than the original.
 PissReagan: what the fuck is going on here
Image 89567   03-11-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
377
 
 Micro Jackson: Take the shot!
 140bpm: I'm having Elian Gonzalez flashbacks...
 Bernie 2016: PEE! PEE, maggot! What's wrong with you! Do you need me to hold it! WHY ARE YOUR SCARED!
 bug: Our new nanny takes potty training a little too seriously.
 Bacon Train: I hate The Office
 Albatross: Drug tests have gotten way more strict
 indolentia: rad for a badass dad. it's like the scuba steve scene in Big Daddy.
 hnnngh: *tinkling sound stops* Alright men, we're clear! Move out!
Image 89566   03-11-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
236
 
 StuporFly: yawn.
 fisto: Go home, Lando.
 l.a.: he looks like a level 1 RPG character
 Micro Jackson: I'm sad that I'm awesome
 ch: My new line is Robin Hood Casual, give me 53 million dollars so I can be broke
 morakdais: Robin west, Prince of needs
 chhumphrey: "Yo Frodo, I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonc was one of the best ring-bearers of all time"
 a robot: @indolentia This is the internet, so yes
 a robot: Kanye is dead serious about looking like a hobo hobbit
 Joe Bird: Obi Wan Kanyobi
 funny in the wall: does this mean that he had come to terms with kim being a hobbit?
 Magma Safe: Looks like Kanye is going to destroy the one ring
 indolentia: is there fan fic of trump and kanye making sweet love, yet?
 hurr: yeah...fashion...it's art and important...and uuugh....fuck fashion
Image 89565   03-11-16   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
370
 
 Dipass9000: Raquel was hardcore, and he wanted everyone in the tech department to know it.
 WaffleIron: Street rules bitch, I don't give a fuck
 ch: You know that cloying sentiment "one love" and how everyone is same underneath it all? No.
 morakdais: Must work tech at staples
 a robot: @Bubu My gong goes to 11
 bug: Just quality weed, my friend.
 Darkasnoon: He made it out of a headlight and a fencepost
 fishing: I just hit the gong and its my homemade gong and i am 11
 a robot: thug life
 Good Bye: Me too buddy, me too.
Image 89564   03-11-16   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
411
 
 Dipass9000: Local down's syndrome woman has enough of husband's cheap shots
 Jolly Well: Knowing that hipsters may someday
 Micro Jackson: Oh yeah I'm gonna put your eyes out, potato
 Kohapi: "oh great. now I am a potato. at least i still have my sarcastc clap"
 Amy Housewine: "Bermuda Triangle, look at it from my angle..."
 Joe Bird: Never gonna cut you up, never gonna mash you down...
 Knice: I love you tuber.
 a robot: @indolentia Yeah baby, mash it harder. Mash that potato reeeeeal good
 SomeCanadian: I'll do what I please, Engrish sticker!
 indolentia: somewhere out there is someone that wants to be treated like potato.
Image 89563   03-11-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
1026
 
 WaffleIron: As long as they're not touching it, they're really rather safe. I bet the pool is PVC as well so the only return path is the neutral and ground - right next to the hot line. There's no field out by pasty's nuts there.
 MassDefect: As long as it's plugged into a ground fault circuit interrupter, which here is the only kind of plug you're supposed to have on the outside of your house.
 Micro Jackson: Don't want that pasty skin either
 SoyUnPerdedor: Sunlight would probably kill these humans also
 macrocosm: The guy on the left actually looks a bit worried. Worried they will lose power, not about electrocution of course.
 hurr: so...soooo sad that these seem to be fellow germans :(
 Annoying Vegan : Did they died?
 Meow: This suicide pact is strangely elaborate
 Warrax: Nor the testicles, thankfully.
Image 89562   03-11-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
542
 
 glowstick: i'm not kidding bill
 chhumphrey: @indolentia I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a 5th of scotch today
 Le Lenny Face: BiLL
 Kohapi: This is the cue for Tim to never return
 Amy Housewine: Classic Tim.
 digabigpig: @a robot I dunno, once they started having Drive-Thru liquor stores, I feel like anything's possible
 a robot: The liquor store by my house has a sign that says "Store manager: Helen Waite. If you need credit, go to Helen Waite." I feel like a liquor store that allows credit would only exist in a magical fantasy land. Or possibly Canada.
 indolentia: i want a liquor store where i can get liquor and pay later.
Image 89561   03-11-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Score:
501
 
 Korrok: @Warrax Wicked sweet Civ5 reference!
 Jorp Lulter: love it
 morakdais: Gamera and son
 Kohapi: scene from Godzilla/Godzooki slash video
 Back Door Dan: No yoga for godzilla, that mat is to small for you.
 bug: In a moment of panic, Godzilla realized he forgot the safe word.
 indolentia: no, cody2 you're just a baby!
 Michael Tripe: It's Godzillas all the way down...
 Warrax: Thou shalt not muzzle the Godzilla that treadeth the Tokyo.
Image 89560   03-11-16   Uploaded by    p nut
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