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249693  GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!

249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

249675  FabricMan: Employees only

249687  SuedeOxford: @Mr. Butt Hi Illiterate, I'm Dad.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249660 Lunimeow: Oh man... I really need my anxiety companion honey badger now...

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249608 Prostata: BRB...



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Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
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15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
377
 
 Micro Jackson: Take the shot!
 Scoo: I'm having Elian Gonzalez flashbacks...
 Bernie 2016: PEE! PEE, maggot! What's wrong with you! Do you need me to hold it! WHY ARE YOUR SCARED!
 bug: Our new nanny takes potty training a little too seriously.
 Bacon Train: I hate The Office
 Albatross: Drug tests have gotten way more strict
 indolentia: rad for a badass dad. it's like the scuba steve scene in Big Daddy.
 hnnngh: *tinkling sound stops* Alright men, we're clear! Move out!
Image 89566   03-11-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
236
 
 StuporFly: yawn.
 fisto: Go home, Lando.
 l.a.: he looks like a level 1 RPG character
 Micro Jackson: I'm sad that I'm awesome
 ch: My new line is Robin Hood Casual, give me 53 million dollars so I can be broke
 morakdais: Robin west, Prince of needs
 chhumphrey: "Yo Frodo, I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonc was one of the best ring-bearers of all time"
 a robot: @indolentia This is the internet, so yes
 a robot: Kanye is dead serious about looking like a hobo hobbit
 Joe Bird: Obi Wan Kanyobi
 funny in the wall: does this mean that he had come to terms with kim being a hobbit?
 Magma Safe: Looks like Kanye is going to destroy the one ring
 indolentia: is there fan fic of trump and kanye making sweet love, yet?
 hurr: yeah...fashion...it's art and important...and uuugh....fuck fashion
Image 89565   03-11-16   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
370
 
 Dipass9000: Raquel was hardcore, and he wanted everyone in the tech department to know it.
 WaffleIron: Street rules bitch, I don't give a fuck
 ch: You know that cloying sentiment "one love" and how everyone is same underneath it all? No.
 morakdais: Must work tech at staples
 a robot: @Bubu My gong goes to 11
 bug: Just quality weed, my friend.
 Darkasnoon: He made it out of a headlight and a fencepost
 fishing: I just hit the gong and its my homemade gong and i am 11
 a robot: thug life
 Good Bye: Me too buddy, me too.
Image 89564   03-11-16   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
411
 
 Dipass9000: Local down's syndrome woman has enough of husband's cheap shots
 Jolly Well: Knowing that hipsters may someday
 Micro Jackson: Oh yeah I'm gonna put your eyes out, potato
 Kohapi: "oh great. now I am a potato. at least i still have my sarcastc clap"
 Amy Housewine: "Bermuda Triangle, look at it from my angle..."
 Joe Bird: Never gonna cut you up, never gonna mash you down...
 Knice: I love you tuber.
 a robot: @indolentia Yeah baby, mash it harder. Mash that potato reeeeeal good
 SomeCanadian: I'll do what I please, Engrish sticker!
 indolentia: somewhere out there is someone that wants to be treated like potato.
Image 89563   03-11-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
1003
 
 WaffleIron: As long as they're not touching it, they're really rather safe. I bet the pool is PVC as well so the only return path is the neutral and ground - right next to the hot line. There's no field out by pasty's nuts there.
 MassDefect: As long as it's plugged into a ground fault circuit interrupter, which here is the only kind of plug you're supposed to have on the outside of your house.
 Micro Jackson: Don't want that pasty skin either
 SoyUnPerdedor: Sunlight would probably kill these humans also
 macrocosm: The guy on the left actually looks a bit worried. Worried they will lose power, not about electrocution of course.
 hurr: so...soooo sad that these seem to be fellow germans :(
 Annoying Vegan : Did they died?
 Meow: This suicide pact is strangely elaborate
 Warrax: Nor the testicles, thankfully.
Image 89562   03-11-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
542
 
 glowstick: i'm not kidding bill
 chhumphrey: @indolentia I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a 5th of scotch today
 Le Lenny Face: BiLL
 Kohapi: This is the cue for Tim to never return
 Amy Housewine: Classic Tim.
 Scoo: @a robot I dunno, once they started having Drive-Thru liquor stores, I feel like anything's possible
 a robot: The liquor store by my house has a sign that says "Store manager: Helen Waite. If you need credit, go to Helen Waite." I feel like a liquor store that allows credit would only exist in a magical fantasy land. Or possibly Canada.
 indolentia: i want a liquor store where i can get liquor and pay later.
Image 89561   03-11-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Score:
501
 
 Korrok: @Warrax Wicked sweet Civ5 reference!
 Jorp Lulter: love it
 morakdais: Gamera and son
 Kohapi: scene from Godzilla/Godzooki slash video
 Back Door Dan: No yoga for godzilla, that mat is to small for you.
 bug: In a moment of panic, Godzilla realized he forgot the safe word.
 indolentia: no, cody2 you're just a baby!
 Scoo: It's Godzillas all the way down...
 Warrax: Thou shalt not muzzle the Godzilla that treadeth the Tokyo.
Image 89560   03-11-16   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
405
 
 Dipass9000: Don't worry, I'll sure he'll only use the tip.
 WaffleIron: Usually that guy makes waffles, but he's moonlighting at dominos to pay down his student loans.
 chhumphrey: I didn't order a white pizza!
 bug: @Scoo I think it's this guy's: #89567
 Albatross: That's not cheese in the crust!!!
 indolentia: you can do whatever you want on your last day.
 Scoo: Was this #89519 's order?
Image 89559   03-11-16   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
330
 
 chhumphrey: @killerjunglist Okay, that's rad for fun use of food
 killerjunglist: @a robot Yes, gingerbread in fact.
 a robot: Is it made of candy?
 hnnngh: Middle Eastern Game of Thrones?
Image 89558   03-11-16   Uploaded by    killerjunglist
Score:
374
 
 Bad Dad: So....religion is...bad?
 Christina: Byezbozhnik.
 Kohapi: seems lik communist propaganda. not big fans of religion.
 PissedOff: Only good dog.......... strike me down,
 hnnngh: @hnnngh I think I got the ol' spicy wordswap. Could swear I wrote Santa, not Jesus. Nice move, Aggro. Nope, I goofed, fixing it.
 indolentia: mmmm sexy times incoming.
 Mr. Shine: Walk up to the club like "What up, I got a big cat."
 hnnngh: Why is the Jewish guy a cyclops? Why does the Christian look like Santa? Why does Buddha look so sultry?
 Porbo Mellus: Friendly spaceship is for friends
Image 89557   03-11-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
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