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228517  barfolomew: Oh wow, that must we a great way to receive a tip.

228487  Aufziehvogel: Scorefarming

228520  El hefe: Nice hooters

228495  Aufziehvogel: Is this from Alexey Kondakov?

228518  a robot: "CATCHUP?????"

228519  Teechur: Cats can keep their cardboard boxes.

228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

228482  Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."

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228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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Score:
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 Yttermayn : BOOP.
 carpwoman: I didn't want to go to work today, either, but I did.
 StuporFly: But does he clean windows?
 Micro Jackson: Nah, it looks normal to me
 Knice: "Would you please karate chop my butthole?"
 Cami: Yes, very clean. I say again: WTF are you doing?
 unoplank: may i touch ur butte sir
 Paint Chips: I fart in your very specific direction
 indolentia: @Dr. Obvious he climbed out of the little window on the story above.
 Agamemnon Triforce: There are easier, and safer, ways to check your taint.
 Robespierre: Claude Raines, Second-Story Man, in action
 Lousy AI: FIGURE 21: Though most people would die performing stunts like this, young males are surrounded by a INTERNALIZED IMMORTALITY INERTIA or TRIPLE-I. This field will dissipate as they grow older and, by the time they are in their mid-20's, mot young men are woefully at risk to reprecussions from such things are drinking all weekend, getting drunk and playing on construction equipment, and falling out of trees.
 Janston: Cuckold.jpg
 FatTigerWoods: Crossfit has gotten really weird lately
 FatTigerWoods: Do you have time to talk about the dangers of fornication?
 a robot: @Dr. Obvious Maybe this is some sort of elaborate frat-boy mating ritual in progress
 m o l e m a n: Why is he running? The other guy doesn't seem so upset about finding him naked in bed with his wife.
 Catcat: Buttbutt
 stomachcake: Most impressive is that he managed to squeeze through that tiny window above.
 Otterman: Does this look infected?
 Albatross: Projectile diarrhea in 3 2 1
 Scoo: Spiderman, go home, you're drunk
 Sadbot: Made you look
 SomeCanadian: Nice butt.
 VoR: Toot
Image 89283   03-10-16   Uploaded by    twisty
Image 89282 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DesertPlah. Boo, DesertPlah.
Score:
178
 
 Bluetocracy: Wait, what? No, "Thanks, Obama"? Guess the good times really are over.
 Micro Jackson: Throw it out
 Cami: There will be no milk today, children.
 crudites: You know, this is Apple's fault. If something doesn't work don't try to fix it. Call a Genius.
 willowsprite: Nooooooooooooooo!
 Sadbot: @a robot *flops about wrapped in a blanket*
 a robot: @Sadbot "Alas, an inanimate object has mildly inconvenienced me. I should never have even left the bed this morning.."
 stomachcake: Use my pen-knife, my good man!
 Knice: Dem struggs. So real.
 Sadbot: @VoR I don't know how to connect milk to self-pitying anxiety, but I'm sure she can find a way
 VoR: Send this to butthorn, It'll be a book next week
 Sadbot: I bet this can't be solved with even the dullest knife in the kitchen, better document my suffering which won't take more effort than solving my extremely minor problem
 crudites: Milk world problem
Image 89281   03-10-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
286
 
 stomachcake: THIS WINDOWS IS CLOSED, PROCEED TO THE SECOND WINDOWS
 Knice: I love items!
 SomeCanadian: Would you like to see an intrusive pop-up offering an upgrade to Windows10? No? Well here ya go anyway.
 VoR: I'll get you one day Mr Bill Gates!
 Fishy: They complimentary install Internet Explorer 2/5 stars
Image 89280   03-10-16   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
326
 
 indolentia: larry david can't figure out skype.
 firesoup: Session for "Under the Sea". Clint Eastwoods fortune.
 your nana: note strategically placed pee-pad on the window to protect spray from naked spidemen
 CrustyDusty: Rad for name-content synergy. Also, 64k might be too much for Grandma...
 SoyUnPerdedor: "hi timmy, are you inside the internets?"
 Peddy Tenderglass: smellfie
Image 89279   03-10-16   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Image 89278 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Lumb Blombus. You have brought shame on us, Lumb Blombus.
Score:
487
 
 hnnngh: @aristocat I was being facetious
 aristocat: Wow @hnnngh
 Cami: My reply to each outburst would be ...and it will be on the test.
 morakdais: He thought he signed up for socialism studies
 hnnngh: You can teach your kid your pinko communist propaganda at home, hippie.
 Urn BooUrn: Everyone you know hates being around both you and your child.
 Napoleon Bonaparty: How could you give my child the ol' spicy capitalist ideology?
 Knice: OOOHHHHH, BUUUUURNN!
 SomeCanadian: have you tried seizing the means of production?
 hnnngh: Have you tried teaching your kid not to be a little brat?
 jochenau: #ReasonsIDecidedNotToBeATeacher
Image 89277   03-10-16   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
326
 
 indolentia: "honey, you need to record the concert while i'm shopping at the flea market." "mmk"
 Janston: The struggle (to stand) is real
 harpooneer: @duckfarts He may well be dying, but I don't see much withering going on
 TurkeyVulture: Wow. I'm never uploading anything here with myself in the picture.
 Anus: Sweet totem
 SomeCanadian: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
 Sadbot: Just thinkin fat dork things at a soft jazz concert
 jochenau: @duckfarts Then he could drink his Coors Light, too, to help him maintain his figure.
 duckfarts: why not buy tripod stands to hold the camera and phone for you so you can slowly wither away and die comfortably?
 CrustyDusty: That stick is a good thing; it allows the sweat patch under his arm-flab to dry out periodically.
Image 89276   03-10-16   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
324
 
 kayjay: Wea, Chetum, and Howe
 a robot: @Fiasco Or an episode of Car Talk. Legal representation by Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.
 Sadbot: No, I am not, I live in the 21st century where the comedic conceit of the henpecked husband should be long dead and buried
 Sadbot: Women, amirite?
 Fiasco: Yeah but she's represented by Wefindem, Make'empay, & Howe.
 Fiasco: Did we get transported back to a 1989 issue of MAD magazine?
Image 89275   03-10-16   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
248
 
 Albatross: Come on guys, no love for Wes Anderson this morning?
 CrustyDusty: I hope I get spaced out, and suck the flies off the roof.
 duckfarts: then finally i will be at peace with my fellow aggronauts
 Ulillillia: me too thanks
 Poop van Pants: I must still be drunk I read this as " I hope the flies on the roof suck me off "
 Fiasco: Being human can suck but I not think you understand how roofs, space, or vacuums work.
Image 89274   03-10-16   Uploaded by    ppr4
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