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273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

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272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

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272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273224 dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

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 StuporFly: and THAT's enough for me.
 harpooneer: @morakdais yep, might as well go for broke
 Warrax: @Korrok tHis wOrked tHank yOu
 Skaalar: ........................................................................Would.
 Korrok: @CuriouSir @White Rice My bad! There was an minor accident at our facility, one of the prototypes got loose. As for your problem, try updating the main system drivers and clear his cache. The you'll want to turn him off and leave put him in the fridge for about a half hour. After that you can boot up in safe mode to make sure everything is still there, then reboot normally.
 White Rice: @CuriouSir baby hands, eh? Like, freshly formed baby hands, or one that looked like they recently were removed from their original owner? Every little detail is important here.
 CuriouSir: @White Rice already tried that, got a blue sky of death, then it started raining baby hands.
 CrustyDusty: The nose makes her look like Jamie Kennedy. I'd prefer any udder porn.
 Warezlock: Whatever floats your boat...or finds your lost remote.
 XLY: This... This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to try cowgirl!
 White Rice: @CuriouSir I honestly don't know. Sacrifice a goat in a lightning storm?
 A duck: My penis is standing by...
 CuriouSir: @White Rice can we just reset him, or do we need to do a backup/format?
 chhumphrey: Human cow hentai gone Horribly wrong
 willowsprite: Argh, this is udderly confusing.
 Darkasnoon: Well, that's enough internet for one lifetime.
 willowsprite: This is udder
 morakdais: hopefully she is futanari under there
 Knice: I feel like this is my fault for asking on #88403.
 Fiasco: I've been on the Internet too long, get back to me when those nipples start shitting or she's vore-eating a miniaturized Hermione Granger.
 becca: @hnnngh it's not furry... it's just beautiful
 hnnngh: Get this fucking furry shit outta here.
 Wet farts: Moo?
 misterjoe: Dafuq am I looking at?
 square44: Is this a photoshop or a cos...fuck it I don't wanna know.
 a robot: This is just confusing.
 White Rice: Aww jeeze, you broke @Warrax.
 ruiner: Prepping for the Warcraft movie release
 frenk: Um, that's not how teats work...
 duckfarts: is your girlfriend a co....oooohhhhhhhh my god
Image 89191   03-09-16   Uploaded by    wordjones
 DrinkMixMan: After scrolling down from #89191, I've never been so relieved to see Batman riding an elephant.
 duckfarts: i heard batman was going to show robin the elephant walk and oh thank god it was just this
 Red: batman is prepared for every situation
 cakefizzle: Did Bollywood Batman have more or less singing and dancing than the US version?
 Warrax: I guess if you hold the ears out to the side it could look like a batman logo. "Quick Robin! To the Bataphant!"
Image 89190   03-09-16   Uploaded by    CHA
 CrustyDusty: @savvoy *awkwardness* -fixed
 morakdais: wiiaboo's out for a drive
 duckfarts: many turtles died for this race
 ModelTRex: @Extreme Locorito BUT I WANT IN
 Extreme Locorito: i have no idea what this is
 elmstreet: @a robot only worked for El Chapo
 a robot: Por que no los dos?
 robford: or law enforcement
 savvoy: This will end in tears and flames and awesomeness
Image 89189   03-09-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 willowsprite: @Scoo it must be something only beautiful people can see.
 Air Biscuit: This would go great with my fishoflage.
 duckfarts: saw a review and it said the shirts were paper thin and low quality, so i guess it's diy time
 Fiasco: Effective... Unless you're trying to escape @carpwoman !
 Wet farts: Cameowflage
 Red: is it more or less effective once it gets covered in cat hair?
 sumo: I just see a blank eBay page. Don't get it.
Image 89188   03-09-16   Uploaded by    Lemonator
 DrinkMixMan: If this more concept art from that failed Jurassic Park 4 pitch I'm really sorry we didn't get to see that movie.
 A duck: I'll take two, please.
 CuriouSir: tankasaurus rex
 Fiasco: ... And I don't approve.
 Fiasco: I see someone's been reading my Alternate Prehistory World War II/Non-Cretacious Extinction Level Event Crossover Fanfiction
 balloon: T-Reads
 duckfarts: whoa, this toilet has wheels!
 TrumpyTrump: Jurassic Park 40k
 champeen: We are so screwed
Image 89187   03-09-16   Uploaded by    Donut
 iwash: Something something easier to find once they removed the bush, I guess
 Suburbanmom: The place men can never find?
 bizijosh: Even forests have them.
 Mr. Butt: @Knice *sunglasses emoji
 Knice: @Mr. Butt YOU ARE THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER!!!
 Bungle: Confused. I thought #89028 was the clit.
 White Rice: @duckfarts I see what you did there :-D
 duckfarts: c'mon people, check your keming
 Pop That Ponzi: I'm also going to stop drinking, and I'm also sorry.
 Mr. Butt: I'm going to stop drinking, I'm sorry.
 killme: It's easier to find if there's /not/ a forest
 Mr. Butt: Like, I've never had a problem finding it...does that mean that I'm good at sex? or that my wife has a large clit? or that it's really not a problem?
 Mr. Butt: I was going to make a joke about needed a sign because it's hard to find...but, is that actually a problem, or did sitcoms just invent it?
Image 89186   03-09-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Idontknowszz: Ok but this one has much better comments, so it's 100% worth making myself look like an idiot.
 Snowta: nopenopenopenopenopenope
 McBomalds: fried chicken or dancing bear?
 l0dan: @Scoo makes a man, think things over!
 demonius: @Fiasco shhhh, we musn't summon!
 Fiasco: The Vagina Monologues 2 sort of discredited the momentum and progress of the first one.
 l.a.: he soars
 willowsprite: I must go, my planet needs me!
 duckfarts: @DesertPlah it's an encore performance
 alex: Imma guess this was in the queue already when the other one got posted
 horny horn: @Scoo I miss him too...
 ppr4: FAME! I'm gonna live forever...
Image 89185   03-09-16   Uploaded by    Idontknowszz
 Horp Lello: And yet it still can't make a segway look cool.
 Sprinkles: literally what i see when i see someone on a segway
 Turts: I had heard bad things about the Robocop remake, but I had no idea...
 Unbathed: @Warrax The future has no stairs.
 eider: Hoverboard hoverboard hoverboard
 XLY: He looks so displeased that its actually making me a little bit happy
 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dean Kamen in 5yrs.
 A duck: A strong, independent cyborg that don't need no legs
 morakdais: This must be the next outlast game
 willowsprite: That Donald Sutherland movie, Virus.
 savvoy: Heh. "Love handles."
 Knice: Gracias, Senor Esqueleboto.
 chhumphrey: Locutus Alpha Release
 Warrax: In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only Segway.
Image 89184   03-09-16   Uploaded by    saluted
 duckfarts: want this real bad
 Warrax: Even this severed deer head got in on the aggro-swag.
 Chile Quornwrap: Punk af
 humanfog: Oh wait, that's an antelope
 sir toke a lot: Metal muleisha
Image 89183   03-09-16   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
 Back Door Dan: Gruesome
 peeper: Beginning of a tragic end
 chhumphrey: Nailed it
Image 89182   03-09-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
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