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244494  funny in the wall: hate to tell you, kid that 30s suck even if you're an expert adulter

244493  fanny: Soooo...is this actually cake?

244487  funny in the wall: @Sadbot i think this is code for prostitute

244478  Skinr: English lesson one: Never omit an apostrophe.

244487  Dr Awkward: Free to douchebag?

244485  Skinr: I knew Sesame Street would end up like this when it moved to HBO.

244493  DrinkMixMan: *Blows out candles, silently wishing I was an Oscar Meyer wiener*

244490  Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 I can see it!

244488  Skinr: Noooooooooow here's a little story I gots to tell, about three bad brothers ya know so well

244491  Dr Awkward: Haha, there is a whole set of pictures of dudes with beards looking straight up. It is straight up disturbing.

244486  Shay: What a waste of graph paper.

244489  Shay: Prince Alarming is on his way.

244493  Warrax: Weirdest 3 year old birthday party I've ever been to. Cake was good though.

244493  Dr Awkward: Happy Wienerversary!

244491  Sadbot: Toothpaste for Dinner 3D

244431  2Berries: @WannaBee i'll take the smell of wine & cheap perfume please

244483  sparename: MOST cat milk does not come from cats...

244491  Mr. Butt: I just watched Eraserhead for the first time last night. Shit's crazy.

244355  kornisjon: Ugh. Social media edgelords.

244492  Side Boob: Shaka. When the walls fell. :P

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244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244466 barfolomew: 9. It actually looks pretty comfy.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244406 Side Boob: Same.



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Score:
656
 
 StuporFly: and THAT's enough for me.
 harpooneer: @morakdais yep, might as well go for broke
 Warrax: @Korrok tHis wOrked tHank yOu
 Skaalar: ........................................................................Would.
 Korrok: @CuriouSir @White Rice My bad! There was an minor accident at our facility, one of the prototypes got loose. As for your problem, try updating the main system drivers and clear his cache. The you'll want to turn him off and leave put him in the fridge for about a half hour. After that you can boot up in safe mode to make sure everything is still there, then reboot normally.
 White Rice: @CuriouSir baby hands, eh? Like, freshly formed baby hands, or one that looked like they recently were removed from their original owner? Every little detail is important here.
 CuriouSir: @White Rice already tried that, got a blue sky of death, then it started raining baby hands.
 CrustyDusty: The nose makes her look like Jamie Kennedy. I'd prefer any udder porn.
 Warezlock: Whatever floats your boat...or finds your lost remote.
 XLY: This... This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to try cowgirl!
 White Rice: @CuriouSir I honestly don't know. Sacrifice a goat in a lightning storm?
 A duck: My penis is standing by...
 CuriouSir: @White Rice can we just reset him, or do we need to do a backup/format?
 chhumphrey: Human cow hentai gone Horribly wrong
 willowsprite: Argh, this is udderly confusing.
 Darkasnoon: Well, that's enough internet for one lifetime.
 willowsprite: This is udder
 morakdais: hopefully she is futanari under there
 Knice: I feel like this is my fault for asking on #88403.
 Fiasco: I've been on the Internet too long, get back to me when those nipples start shitting or she's vore-eating a miniaturized Hermione Granger.
 becca: @hnnngh it's not furry... it's just beautiful
 hnnngh: Get this fucking furry shit outta here.
 Wet farts: Moo?
 misterjoe: Dafuq am I looking at?
 square44: Is this a photoshop or a cos...fuck it I don't wanna know.
 a robot: This is just confusing.
 White Rice: Aww jeeze, you broke @Warrax.
 ruiner: Prepping for the Warcraft movie release
 Scoo: Um, that's not how teats work...
 duckfarts: is your girlfriend a co....oooohhhhhhhh my god
 Warrax: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Image 89191   03-09-16   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
487
 
 DrinkMixMan: After scrolling down from #89191, I've never been so relieved to see Batman riding an elephant.
 duckfarts: i heard batman was going to show robin the elephant walk and oh thank god it was just this
 Red: batman is prepared for every situation
 Scoo: Did Bollywood Batman have more or less singing and dancing than the US version?
 Warrax: I guess if you hold the ears out to the side it could look like a batman logo. "Quick Robin! To the Bataphant!"
Image 89190   03-09-16   Uploaded by    CHA
Score:
610
 
 CrustyDusty: @savvoy *awkwardness* -fixed
 morakdais: wiiaboo's out for a drive
 duckfarts: many turtles died for this race
 ModelTRex: @Extreme Locorito BUT I WANT IN
 Extreme Locorito: i have no idea what this is
 l.a.: GET-A THE FUCK OUT-A MY WAY!
 elmstreet: @a robot only worked for El Chapo
 a robot: Por que no los dos?
 robford: or law enforcement
 savvoy: This will end in tears and flames and awesomeness
Image 89189   03-09-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
350
 
 willowsprite: @Scoo it must be something only beautiful people can see.
 Air Biscuit: This would go great with my fishoflage.
 duckfarts: saw a review and it said the shirts were paper thin and low quality, so i guess it's diy time
 Fiasco: Effective... Unless you're trying to escape @carpwoman !
 Wet farts: Cameowflage
 Red: is it more or less effective once it gets covered in cat hair?
 Scoo: I just see a blank eBay page. Don't get it.
Image 89188   03-09-16   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
361
 
 DrinkMixMan: If this more concept art from that failed Jurassic Park 4 pitch I'm really sorry we didn't get to see that movie.
 A duck: I'll take two, please.
 CuriouSir: tankasaurus rex
 Fiasco: ... And I don't approve.
 Fiasco: I see someone's been reading my Alternate Prehistory World War II/Non-Cretacious Extinction Level Event Crossover Fanfiction
 Scoo: T-Reads
 duckfarts: whoa, this toilet has wheels!
 TrumpyTrump: Jurassic Park 40k
 champeen: We are so screwed
Image 89187   03-09-16   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
361
 
 iwash: Something something easier to find once they removed the bush, I guess
 Suburbanmom: The place men can never find?
 bizijosh: Even forests have them.
 Mr. Butt: @Knice *sunglasses emoji
 Knice: @Mr. Butt YOU ARE THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER!!!
 Bungle: Confused. I thought #89028 was the clit.
 White Rice: @duckfarts I see what you did there :-D
 duckfarts: c'mon people, check your keming
 Scoo: I'm also going to stop drinking, and I'm also sorry.
 Mr. Butt: I'm going to stop drinking, I'm sorry.
 Scoo: It's easier to find if there's /not/ a forest
 Mr. Butt: Like, I've never had a problem finding it...does that mean that I'm good at sex? or that my wife has a large clit? or that it's really not a problem?
 Mr. Butt: I was going to make a joke about needed a sign because it's hard to find...but, is that actually a problem, or did sitcoms just invent it?
Image 89186   03-09-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
277
 
 Idontknowszz: Ok but this one has much better comments, so it's 100% worth making myself look like an idiot.
 Snowta: nopenopenopenopenopenope
 tib gubb: fried chicken or dancing bear?
 l0dan: @Scoo makes a man, think things over!
 demonius: @Fiasco shhhh, we musn't summon!
 Fiasco: The Vagina Monologues 2 sort of discredited the momentum and progress of the first one.
 l.a.: he soars
 willowsprite: I must go, my planet needs me!
 duckfarts: @DesertPlah it's an encore performance
 alex: Imma guess this was in the queue already when the other one got posted
 horny horn: @Scoo I miss him too...
 Scoo: FAME! I'm gonna live forever...
Image 89185   03-09-16   Uploaded by    Idontknowszz
Score:
513
 
 Horp Lello: And yet it still can't make a segway look cool.
 tib gubb: literally what i see when i see someone on a segway
 Turts: I had heard bad things about the Robocop remake, but I had no idea...
 Unbathed: @Warrax The future has no stairs.
 eider: Hoverboard hoverboard hoverboard
 XLY: He looks so displeased that its actually making me a little bit happy
 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dean Kamen in 5yrs.
 A duck: A strong, independent cyborg that don't need no legs
 morakdais: This must be the next outlast game
 willowsprite: That Donald Sutherland movie, Virus.
 savvoy: Heh. "Love handles."
 Knice: Gracias, Senor Esqueleboto.
 chhumphrey: Locutus Alpha Release
 Warrax: In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only Segway.
Image 89184   03-09-16   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
335
 
 duckfarts: want this real bad
 Warrax: Even this severed deer head got in on the aggro-swag.
 Scoo: Punk af
 humanfog: Oh wait, that's an antelope
 sir toke a lot: Metal muleisha
Image 89183   03-09-16   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
536
 
 Back Door Dan: Gruesome
 peeper: Beginning of a tragic end
 chhumphrey: Nailed it
Image 89182   03-09-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
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