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273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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Score:
380
 
 boozer: I'd hide that
 Gazden: If she had hands, I'd photoshop a rad sign in them.
 virtualman: 'seven ofnine's boobs'
 DrinkMixMan: Was this made by the same person that did the creepy Lucille Ball statue?
 HermwoodLitmajor: Whoever can recover the other eight pieces of the Polystone will rule the galaxy
 Warrax: I'm most disturbed by the fact that it looks nothing like her from the neck up. Like the sculptor couldn't be bothered to look at her face.
 a robot: @Dr. Obvious I mean yeah, if I saw this at the flea market for 15 bucks I would probably have to get it. But I bet it was originally like a hundred dollars. It's just weird.
 androbot: @a robot I would if it was cheap enough.
 Anus: They used ALL the polystone to make this bust
 mickeyd: star wars sucks
 Throb: Auto correct you rat, how could you give your own typer throb the ol' spicy misplaced capital letters?
 Throb: Auto correct had some funny ideas about caps on that last one. Exciting
 Throb: Why couldn't they take the shit off of her face? It doesn't seem like it goes too deep, seeing as how it tracks her Eyebrow motions. Just Uninstaller that shit. It clearly does nothing.
 a robot: It would be so weird to walk into someone's house and they had this just chilling on the mantle. What kind of person would buy this?
 Magma Safe: So it's a bust of a bust of the "sexy" character from that show no one admits to liking.
 Le Lenny Face: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Seven of Nine.
 Poop van Pants: I would like to order one for Six of Nine
 reply: How do I get assimilated?
 Angry Lobster: I see it reflect accurately her best traits as an actor.
 Catcat: Is there a model with the mouth open?
 AdaMan: Nice bust
 San DoDo: I'd give it 8 of 9
 foreversmug: Nice bust.
Image 89034   03-09-16   Uploaded by    DonkeyPuncher
Score:
611
 
 catsanddogs: Fuck the RCM!
 Boxy: Please remember to phrase your response in the form of an apology
 TrumpyTrump: Fuck da po-leece
 Napoleon Bonaparty: Actually, it's not for export because Canada doesn't want people in other countries to feel bad for not knowing much about Canada.
 a robot: @Borkf I think they are called "wedges" or something boring, but "cheese" is funnier
 donhomero: Every answer is either maple leaf, syrup, poutine, or hockey.
 SomeCanadian: It has free healthcare and travels in Europe with less fuss.
 Catcat: Surprisingly many hockey questions
 Borkf: They give you a cheese even if you get the question wrong, then apologise.
 Jennerator: Contains precious Canadian secrets
Image 89033   03-09-16   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
801
 
 Gluten Fee: They believe I am one of them. It is only a matter of time
 Slowpoke: I'm saving this sheep for later.
 your nana: "i ain't 'fraid o' no wolf!"
 mission2mars: Naw, look at the eyes, those soulless, dark eyes. That wolf is mind controlling the sheep.
 duckfarts: traitor
 Le Lenny Face: Sheep in wolf's clothing.
 SomeCanadian: Oh MoonMoon, what will you do next?
 Christina: Wolves don't hunt alone.
 San DoDo: 2 wolves, 1 is in a disguise..
 Air Biscuit: The best hiding place.
Image 89032   03-09-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
568
 
 silver: what year is this
 Napoleon Bonaparty: We get it, you do psychs.
 Backhand: Oh my god it's moving
 fullofwind: OW OW OW!
 Borkf: No gifs!
 Air Biscuit: BwaaaaAaaAAaaaa...
 Jennerator: Hyrulian LSD is hella strong
 San DoDo: Stop it, you are doing me an epilepsy
Image 89031   03-09-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
327
 
 StuporFly: OMG....for a sec I thought that was my Aunt Myrtle
 HermwoodLitmajor: So come on down to Tex and Edna Boil's Organ Emporium!
 a sedated moose: My new porn name.
 big h: 1980s McD #2 in Downey, ca. Their sign says 'over 500 million served'
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Which one is which? I'm guessing you aren't Mild.
 Catcat: This unfortunate case of 90s haircut...
Image 89030   03-09-16   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
675
 
 Napoleon Bonaparty: They were also amazed to find the fishbowls still full of both water and fish.
 grizzly: Booooo
 humanfog: Wrong! No diver can survive 100 years on the bottom of the ocean.
 Air Biscuit: Still waiting for pinky and the brain to open that breakfast place.
 Catcat: @Bungle those guys never leave
 ptrain: of seamen
 Bungle: Full of dead bodies
Image 89029   03-09-16   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
490
 
 willowsprite: @2Berries maybe to you.
 2Berries: The clit is real, it's the female orgasm; thats the myth
 Micro Jackson: GooGooBaChoo
 duckfarts: WE MEET AT LAST
 misterjoe: Fake! It's not real
 crudites: Oh hi, I've been looking for you.
 a sedated moose: Also, did anyone else read this in the voice of the Bentusi from Homeworld?
 hnnngh: This feminism is weird.
 grizzly: Fake
 SomeCanadian: ... okay.
 NoRagrets: All your clitoris are belong to us
 Liar tuck: @Beef Supreme I was thinking Brian.
 a sedated moose: Hear me roar?
 Beef Supreme: @VoR I am Spartacus!
 Catcat: Even Japanese animators aren't ballsy enough to draw the G-spot
 Bungle: I thought you were ditto from pokemans
 Albatross: I am the clitoris and so can you!
 stomachcake: I AM THE ONE WHO CLITORISES (resp. "clitorizes" if you're using US English)
 Fishy: We are all the clitoris.
 withak: NO! I am the clitoris, and so's my wife!
Image 89028   03-09-16   Uploaded by    DonkeyPuncher
Score:
386
 
 Le Lenny Face: me2thx
 Bungle: My mom is my best friend.
 Manu Shinobili: BYOBF - Be Your Own Best Friend
 Fiasco: Who are you making that Sloth friendship bracelet needlepoint for? THE WORLD.
Image 89027   03-09-16   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
1069
 
 runny999: @NuclearWinter - I saw them in concert several times. Those girls could rock. Unfortunately most people know them for their radio songs, but wow. They could rock.
 NuclearWinter: @carpwoman - it WAS the bangles? awesome.
 shwoarty: I still listen to this album. Love these ladies!
 peeper: @NuclearWinter - Going Down to Liverpool.
 indolentia: ho's sit in the back!
 Micro Jackson: Spock be pimpin
 bobby: I didn't know Mr. Spock starred in weird singing porn before joining Starfleet.
 psyops: finally managed to ditch shatner
 NuclearWinter: outtake from Manic Monday video
 waterudoin: Spock to Enterprise. Beam me up, this radio's volume control is inadequate to drown out the signing.
 your nana: that's four too many backseat drivers
 Unbathed: Chauffeur decides to invest in a partition.
 Throb: @Darbo Rempungus just because you want to do them doesn't mean they're strippers
 sassysass: In what movie did Leonard Nimoy kidnap a group of strippers?
 ssignature: My honeys and me gonna go get us some Pon Farr
 Knice: "It's wife, Jim, but not as we know it."
 WTF: Pic from the failed pilot, "Lenny's Angels"
 Fiasco: Can we get suckers at the bank Mr. Nimoy? Pleaaaase?
 Christina: Ladies, your demands are not logical!
 cthulhu: Leonard Nimoy = Automatic Rad.
Image 89026   03-09-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
666
 
 indolentia: everyone will be wearing these hip threads in the future.
 Relp: Who even thinks this is funny?
 booger: Your party is ambushed by 80's elementals!
 Slowpoke: "Okay, I got step one done. What's step two?"
 ptrain: Somebody's parents
 Jennerator: This pic is like Mr T wearing parachute pants and a hypercolor shirt
 logan: Always the box!
 georgerino: I'll take the box please.
 Fiasco: A noble Knight of the Smiths Table from year of our Lord 1984, seen here proudly displaying his coat of arms before engaging in a synthesizer battle to win the favor of Princess Legwarmers.
Image 89025   03-09-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
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