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269118  dangerkeith3000: She's leaving room for Jesus.

269111  SunWukong: Just set the seats on fire and walk away.

269116  SunWukong: I see no way this could go wrong.

269051  trelyate: this is my religion

269098  MrBoffo: Not particularly floofy

269109  Sadbot: I like living in an age where you can use an electronic device to show off your complete ignorance of electricity

268716  sparename: @WannaBee @Mr Bleak @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, Sydney had a pup, Arthur had a crocodile, Which ate the others up

269112  trelyate: this is why I can't afford a house

269116  trelyate: hey, I have that same foldable laundry basket!

269112  MrBoffo: Goin' fer Baroque

269116  MrBoffo: Yoo gonna bee ded

269117  MrBoffo: ...annnnd what kind of confidence is that?

269112  sparename: Avocarvo

269119  MrBoffo: Mom humor, amirite?

269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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Score:
403
 
 2Berries: Naked truth is i don't tip, flirt away!
 Lutha: nice bar tho
 Lutha: never go here on st patricks day. impossible to get a drink
 Joe Bird: Truth in advertising. Thank you.
 duckfarts: hey, they'll still flirt with me so i'm ok
 Darkasnoon: Good business model, take my money.
 elmosco: dang the heck wow
Image 88927   03-08-16   Uploaded by    Sayuri
Score:
217
 
 Slowpoke: @Dick Inspector I think they might be labels for the bins they're on?
 Dick Inspector: These are Swedish plush toys called 'Pee and Poo'.
 georgerino: I hate you
 ron mexico: Unacceptable!!!
 Troll: Mmm, chocolate and lemon.
 indolentia: get out of here! this is a kids play area!
 Darkasnoon: High above the chimney tops, where trouble melts like lemon... oh, nevermind.
Image 88926   03-08-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
496
 
 Slowpoke: On the internet, men are men, women are men, and little boys are undercover FBI agents.
 San DoDo: *you're
 Korrok: Who even types like that, like a t-rex?
 Joe Bird: Dilbert's Pointy Haired Boss vs. C. Everett Koop! Who will win?!?!
 zoe: @morakdais except zazzamaraz
 morakdais: every "girl" on the internet
 daver: OTP* why did it autocorrect to top?!?!?
 professorpig: best top
 Jaunty Shrimp: Just say no to nuzzling!
 Knice: No one knows a man like a man.
 Mr. Butt: This is Kim Jong-un and Raoul Castro.
 Gargoyle: Yeah... I'm Jeff. And Jack's a dick.
 misterjoe: I'm Matt :-(
 Wolfy21: Mmm...keep going...
 indolentia: matt and jeff.
Image 88925   03-08-16   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
685
 
 your nana: i see you!
 KL1NGON: Some smart-assed NASA engineer draws Dick-Button Mars. Bravo, Sir... bravo..
 Larp Belb: Mars Rover is going stir-crazy out there. Oh, hi Mascot!
Image 88924   03-08-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
560
 
 Micro Jackson: I want one
 FatTigerWoods: Great replacement for F's
 Le Lenny Face: I need a Le Lenny stamp.
 clayjar: Get me this for my next birthday
 archanon: mfw this stamp
Image 88923   03-08-16   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
766
 
 nlx27: concrete is like ambrosia, stuff 'o' the gods, ..
 younglink: had a purdy mouth
 EvilOtter: "There's grout everywhere! It's in my nose! This isn't what was supposed to happen at all!!"
 Shay: Don Knotts would smack Bob Vila's shit.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Fact: Don Knotts was hung, but not impressively enough to do porn.
 a robot: "And what was your reason for choosing him as your subject?" "I dont know. I just like Don Knotts."
 Janston: White shoes not recommended.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I miss his face
 KL1NGON: Comedy genius and a genuinely nice guy, RIP Mr. Knotts and thank you.
 mrdiron: Patch up your relationship with concrete! Fill all her holes! Give him a wiener cast!
 sorghum: Use concrete to reinforce the wall to muffle the noise when Larry brings dates home
 glowstick: I went to IMDB to look up Barney Fife quotes and found that most of them were misattributed Barney Gumble lines
 indolentia: ernest hits the streets.
Image 88922   03-08-16   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
365
 
 Micro Jackson: Eating them is the fix, you damned filthy ape!
 nlx27: bottl fork?
 nlx27: a cork?
 nlx27: a spoon?
 nlx27: DAMNIT JIM HOW DO YOU SPELL NEW YORK
 WaffleIron: Code monkey get up get coffee, code monkey go to job.
 misterjoe: He must work for Ubisoft
 Le Lenny Face: error: 'Jim' has not been declared.
 indolentia: "wtf are you doing, gary? don't put that in your - goddamnit gary..."
 Air Biscuit: Maybe eating them IS the fix?
 Janston: Dammit Jim, I'm an ape, not a software engineer!
Image 88921   03-08-16   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
339
 
 Fugative: They should have put an orange cone in front of the hole
 Micro Jackson: That sinking feeling
 Slowpoke: Perpendicular parking IN THE FOURTH DIMENSON!
 WaffleIron: Now that's driving with portals!
 140bpm: Fuck you
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'm caught in a trap, I can't drive out
 KL1NGON: Now that's an impressive street mural.
 Darkasnoon: @Ulillillia what @stomachcake said, perpendicular parking.
 Gargoyle: Saves on garage space, but getting it out of the parking place is a bitch.
 stomachcake: Most people don't practise perpendicular parking, but around here they always make you do it for the licence test.
 waaaaaat: @Darkasnoon Even what?
 Air Biscuit: Vans last wish was to be buried in the middle of vans favorite road.
 Vorm Gongo: Before: Aww, it doesn't look that deep. After: Well, shit.
 indolentia: cue sad trombone.
 Darkasnoon: How does one even?
Image 88920   03-08-16   Uploaded by    LKoroton
Score:
656
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Hodor
 willowsprite: It chose him, obviously.
 Poop van Pants: You're a Gangsta Harry
 SurfNTurf: @DrinkMixMan With great Purple power, comes great Purple responsibility
 Anus: Must hang with #63379
 CuriouSir: blingrid
 Bartleby: Swagrid
 DrinkMixMan:
 DrinkMixMan: [redacted questionable joke]
Image 88919   03-08-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
419
 
 Urchin: A JoJo free life is not one I wish to live
 Sadbot: I was enjoying a JoJo fanart free experience here, but oh well
 archanon: A squirrel underwater?! Must be the work of an enemy sand.
 There was a bob here: This JoJo is bizzare
 indolentia: oooooh, makes sense. leedle means leedle.
 White Rice: Wait...wait a minute here. Dangit, this is some weird interpretation of freakin' sponge bob. That irks me :-/
 doggggggie: Spongebob got swole
 Darkasnoon: I'll leedle your leedle
Image 88918   03-08-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
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