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237840  SuedeOxford: My chicken sandwich instinct is far stronger than my bangin instinct.

237954  Sadbot: Load-bearing valves

237219  carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....

237864  SuedeOxford: The hero Hai Phong deserves.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

237949  Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.

237946  kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.

237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

237944  carpwoman: Slack in the heed.

237945  carpwoman: Timely.

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.

237947  a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things:…

237950  Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.

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237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

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 9mm: hold my beer.
 Mr. Shine: "YEEEE-HAAAWWWWWW" *guitar lick*
 VoR: Got some urgent oblivion to deliver.
 VoR: Tooooo! infinity!
 ThatGuy: Google Street View getting extreme
 Frank herbert: AGAIN WHOA! is that a google maps arrow?
 Frank herbert: WHOA
 Warrax: Get down tank you can not fly.
 Sadbot: This is why the Air Force is redundant
 grizzly: It looks like those Duke boys are in some thick molasses!
 celebgate: I see you never completed the tutorial
Image 88702   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Coolguy
 CrustyDusty: Not gonna be so cute when she's 16 hands and half a ton. Hope you got lots of barley.
 Heh: what a cute little ass.
 Turts: My little little ponyyyy!!!
 Warrax: Your bear ass is showing.
 a robot: Costco, I think #86532
 Borkf: Your girlfriend looks under age.
 rustedpeace: Where can I get a bear that big?
Image 88701   03-07-16   Uploaded by    kayjay
 Science: @Sadbot: They're both good, just different.
 CrustyDusty: And I think it's gonna be a long, long time / before that pizza comes around, I find / I got that pepperoni on my mind, oh no, no, no...
 CrustyDusty: Pizza Man, burnin' out his fuse out here alone...
 Warrax: Elton John would not have kissed Peyton Manning.
 Albatross: Looks more like Anthony Bordain
 Janston: C- for effort
 Sadbot: Also, the best pizza is Chicago style. Or New York, depending on who I want to annoy
 Sadbot: @fanny Hey, it's great pizza if you hate workers making a living wage or having health insurace
 professorpig: lol @fanny agree, papa johns is trash...
 jochenau: @fanny You have made an enemy this day. Unless you give me the pizza instead of throwing it in the trash.
 fanny: papa John's: perfect pizza for throwing directly into the trash
 misterjoe: can never unsee
Image 88700   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Weedheart
 Frank herbert: thats a dick move
 Anus: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
 Warrax: Rear view of this car #88715
 Jennerator: My car looks like this even when it's clean
 Scoo: You can dickbuff that right out, I'm sure
 SaltLick: I, too, appreciate fine art
Image 88699   03-07-16   Uploaded by    originaluser
 XLY: This is for children from a show for children about children
 Frank herbert: the right paw is flipping the bird
 Darkasnoon: IT IS A TOTORO!!!!!
 phil: Is like some weird muslim kangaroo?
Image 88698   03-07-16   Uploaded by    demonius
 CuriouSir: hitlers apron should say "master cook"
 moogerator: I like my food political
 a robot: Heil to the chef
 duckfarts: oh wow, i loved despotic puddings
 Scoo: Perfect for the Pol Pot luck
 spydermon: hmmmmmmmm......
Image 88697   03-07-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
 A duck: Ayyy, LMAO
 sundragon: Jeff Goldblum reborn.
 Jennerator: Default XP background for Herpetologists
 indolentia: digital snake is so happy!
Image 88696   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
 your nana: here comes peter waggingtail, hopping down the puppy trail
 Frank herbert: @Warrax neither can rabbits. doesnt stop cadbury
 Warrax: Dog can't be the easter bunny. Dog doesn't lay eggs. Makes no sense.
 jochenau: hello I'd like to return this
 Scoo: Easter borkfsket!
 Sprinkles: @glowstick he truly was the underdog
 glowstick: rip ron paul
Image 88695   03-07-16   Uploaded by    your nana
 LKoroton: El Burro is also the name of the artist
 CrustyDusty: This reminds me of Tijuana.
 peeper: If Stephen Hawking had a Mexican love child.
 communist: Hace ms huevos.
 Mitchell: That's quite a thorax on that lady. Please never try to stand up straight.
 jochenau: 36 hours? I'm pretty sure you're supposed to visit the hospital after 4.
 grizzly: Ol' Demver
 athiest: Ay aparece mi machismo es del tipo ms pequeo. Despus de El Burro , mis pantalones se hizo muy incmoda , Estados Unidos
 duckfarts: the donkey is just trying to help the lady that got run over
 mrdiron: So if I take el burro my thrusts will cause severe scoliosis?
 Sadbot: Rad because I know the truck tailgate the lady is from
Image 88694   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Heh
 Poop van Pants: The thing behind the handcuffed hands make it look like goatse . Is that the message ? Go to jail and , uh......
 duckfarts: wanna shoplift and then sue for misleading signage
 mom: Oh no!!! Not the newspaper!!! Every one reads that!!!
 Sadbot: I don't shoplift, yet I don't want to buy anything from stores with signs like this
 Alkavarion: I live in Canada, so unfortunately I wasn't able to get the award due to not passing a skill testing question.
Image 88693   03-07-16   Uploaded by    leia
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