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258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

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 9mm: hold my beer.
 Mr. Shine: "YEEEE-HAAAWWWWWW" *guitar lick*
 VoR: Got some urgent oblivion to deliver.
 VoR: Tooooo! infinity!
 ThatGuy: Google Street View getting extreme
 Frank herbert: AGAIN WHOA! is that a google maps arrow?
 Frank herbert: WHOA
 Warrax: Get down tank you can not fly.
 Sadbot: This is why the Air Force is redundant
 grizzly: It looks like those Duke boys are in some thick molasses!
 celebgate: I see you never completed the tutorial
Image 88702   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Coolguy
 CrustyDusty: Not gonna be so cute when she's 16 hands and half a ton. Hope you got lots of barley.
 Heh: what a cute little ass.
 Turts: My little little ponyyyy!!!
 Warrax: Your bear ass is showing.
 a robot: Costco, I think #86532
 Borkf: Your girlfriend looks under age.
 rustedpeace: Where can I get a bear that big?
Image 88701   03-07-16   Uploaded by    kayjay
 Science: @Sadbot: They're both good, just different.
 CrustyDusty: And I think it's gonna be a long, long time / before that pizza comes around, I find / I got that pepperoni on my mind, oh no, no, no...
 CrustyDusty: Pizza Man, burnin' out his fuse out here alone...
 Warrax: Elton John would not have kissed Peyton Manning.
 Albatross: Looks more like Anthony Bordain
 Janston: C- for effort
 Sadbot: Also, the best pizza is Chicago style. Or New York, depending on who I want to annoy
 Sadbot: @fanny Hey, it's great pizza if you hate workers making a living wage or having health insurace
 professorpig: lol @fanny agree, papa johns is trash...
 jochenau: @fanny You have made an enemy this day. Unless you give me the pizza instead of throwing it in the trash.
 fanny: papa John's: perfect pizza for throwing directly into the trash
 misterjoe: can never unsee
Image 88700   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Weedheart
 Frank herbert: thats a dick move
 Anus: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
 Warrax: Rear view of this car #88715
 Jennerator: My car looks like this even when it's clean
 Scoo: You can dickbuff that right out, I'm sure
 SaltLick: I, too, appreciate fine art
Image 88699   03-07-16   Uploaded by    originaluser
 XLY: This is for children from a show for children about children
 Frank herbert: the right paw is flipping the bird
 Darkasnoon: IT IS A TOTORO!!!!!
 phil: Is like some weird muslim kangaroo?
Image 88698   03-07-16   Uploaded by    demonius
 CuriouSir: hitlers apron should say "master cook"
 moogerator: I like my food political
 a robot: Heil to the chef
 duckfarts: oh wow, i loved despotic puddings
 Scoo: Perfect for the Pol Pot luck
 spydermon: hmmmmmmmm......
Image 88697   03-07-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
 A duck: Ayyy, LMAO
 sundragon: Jeff Goldblum reborn.
 Jennerator: Default XP background for Herpetologists
 indolentia: digital snake is so happy!
Image 88696   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
 your nana: here comes peter waggingtail, hopping down the puppy trail
 Frank herbert: @Warrax neither can rabbits. doesnt stop cadbury
 Warrax: Dog can't be the easter bunny. Dog doesn't lay eggs. Makes no sense.
 jochenau: hello I'd like to return this
 Scoo: Easter borkfsket!
 Sprinkles: @glowstick he truly was the underdog
 glowstick: rip ron paul
Image 88695   03-07-16   Uploaded by    your nana
 LKoroton: El Burro is also the name of the artist
 CrustyDusty: This reminds me of Tijuana.
 peeper: If Stephen Hawking had a Mexican love child.
 communist: Hace ms huevos.
 Mitchell: That's quite a thorax on that lady. Please never try to stand up straight.
 jochenau: 36 hours? I'm pretty sure you're supposed to visit the hospital after 4.
 grizzly: Ol' Demver
 athiest: Ay aparece mi machismo es del tipo ms pequeo. Despus de El Burro , mis pantalones se hizo muy incmoda , Estados Unidos
 duckfarts: the donkey is just trying to help the lady that got run over
 mrdiron: So if I take el burro my thrusts will cause severe scoliosis?
 Sadbot: Rad because I know the truck tailgate the lady is from
Image 88694   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Heh
 Poop van Pants: The thing behind the handcuffed hands make it look like goatse . Is that the message ? Go to jail and , uh......
 duckfarts: wanna shoplift and then sue for misleading signage
 mom: Oh no!!! Not the newspaper!!! Every one reads that!!!
 Sadbot: I don't shoplift, yet I don't want to buy anything from stores with signs like this
 Alkavarion: I live in Canada, so unfortunately I wasn't able to get the award due to not passing a skill testing question.
Image 88693   03-07-16   Uploaded by    leia
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