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272906  Drunk Orc: Lookin at kitty porn

272892  Hokie333: Is Paddy's a chain? If not, this is across the street from where I work.

272746  celebgate: agree @Yam

272861  DrNinjaman: 'Tis a fine boat, English, but sure it is no pool.

272868  DrNinjaman: Paper towel that fine you've got to romance first.

272875  DrNinjaman: Nailed it!

272892  DrNinjaman: @generic As an english ex-pat currently living in America you mean, right?

272868  Lantry: @Mumbles yeah but its the counter space that's so difficult to reach that you can't use it anyway

272903  DrNinjaman: No, no, no, that's for drying under-boob sweat.

272905  DrNinjaman: You're saying we should kill all the young people, gotcha!

272904  filthylaw: Dr. Hobo can't get fired from. Not because he's unemployed, but because he's unemployed with tenure.

272868  some guy : Where's the cat?

272882  Teechur: Bow ties are cool. Where's your fez?

272892  some guy : But 219 is Jacob's lucky number

272898  some guy : Suiticals and Neuticals

272899  Peter Pantsless: Dang, these city cars are getting smaller all the time

272914  midgetcastle: Her shell has been damaged since we first met her ten years ago. Thats why we always look out for her, shes had a rough life

272911  Peter Pantsless: Whoah, that might cause real problems if I were drunk. Hahaha "if" *falls on face*

272904  Sadbot: The best Fashion Souls

272899  Scoo: What the hell is a "Driver ID"?

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.



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Score:
473
 
 LKoroton: El Burro is also the name of the artist
 CrustyDusty: This reminds me of Tijuana.
 peeper: If Stephen Hawking had a Mexican love child.
 communist: Hace ms huevos.
 Mitchell: That's quite a thorax on that lady. Please never try to stand up straight.
 ashton: 36 hours? I'm pretty sure you're supposed to visit the hospital after 4.
 grizzly: Ol' Demver
 athiest: Ay aparece mi machismo es del tipo ms pequeo. Despus de El Burro , mis pantalones se hizo muy incmoda , Estados Unidos
 duckfarts: the donkey is just trying to help the lady that got run over
 mrdiron: So if I take el burro my thrusts will cause severe scoliosis?
 Sadbot: Rad because I know the truck tailgate the lady is from
Image 88694   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Heh
Score:
284
 
 Poop van Pants: The thing behind the handcuffed hands make it look like goatse . Is that the message ? Go to jail and , uh......
 duckfarts: wanna shoplift and then sue for misleading signage
 mom: Oh no!!! Not the newspaper!!! Every one reads that!!!
 Sadbot: I don't shoplift, yet I don't want to buy anything from stores with signs like this
 Alkavarion: I live in Canada, so unfortunately I wasn't able to get the award due to not passing a skill testing question.
Image 88693   03-07-16   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
191
 
 Jennerator: Goodbye Kitty *runs away screaming*
 carlin: Hello Cheshire Kitty
Image 88692   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
549
 
 well duh: Do you feel a lump, man?? C'MON, TELL ME YOU DONT FEEL A LUMP, BRO!! *whimpers
 Grandmas Ghost: The REAL mushy-finger-hold.
 Frank herbert: Hadouken!
 NuclearWinter: cockpuncher!
 Anus: You can see it on his face, the pain is un-bear-able.
 Albatross: Gave him the ol' five on two
 Knice: Right in the ol' spicy pick-a-nick basket.
 duckfarts: THIS is why we walk on four legs
 Disclosure: First Rule of Fight Cub is that you do not talk about Fight Cub
 flowers: Right in the picnic basket!
 indolentia: let me harvest some bearies.
 gggina: beardickpunch
 Jack Daniels: pawsitively exhilarating
 CuriouSir: "see this? I said DO YOU SEE THIS?!?! this is mine!
 Fishy: Right in the honeycomb.
 Warrax: BOOM! NUTSHOT!
 Gargoyle: Bag tag! You're it!
Image 88691   03-07-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
Score:
227
 
 redmonkey3: ELVIS!
 indolentia: "oh don't exaggerate, it was just a little fart."
 Jrks: Ernie Devlin!
 Cami: This counts as my exercise.
Image 88690   03-07-16   Uploaded by    your nana
Score:
440
 
 Salvador Molly: @fanny agreed
 Jennerator: Serve him Jello for the irony
 BILL DOOR: THEY MADE ME TAKE MY ROBE OFF AT THE DOOR. THEY SAID IT WAS AN INFORMAL DINNER. I HAD TO GRIN AND BEAR IT.
 Janston: "looking back, I don't know how we didn't see Amy's anorexia before it was too late."
 duckfarts: Dinner at Bernie's
 fanny: RIP grandma! now off to prom!
 tane: Oh those Millers and their slapstick antics
 Fishy: Senor esqueleto tienes un guapo familia.
 Warrax: gracias senor esqueleto (just because I want more spanish ads on the sidebar)
 Gargoyle: I told you all your cholesterol was high.
 CHA: A family that eats together, stays together. Forever...
 indolentia: grandpa always sits at the head of the table.
Image 88689   03-07-16   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
563
 
 Frank herbert: @Air Biscuit if i remember correctly he stank
 Warrax: A dingo took my melody!
 Air Biscuit: Anyone remember halitosis the dog?
 Drunk Orc: This is me
 Borkf: Bork bork borkf / Stop it dog, you are doing a loud.
 hnnngh: @WaffleIron Borkfy Joel
 WaffleIron: Sing us a song, you're the piano dog! Sing us a song tonight, cause we're all in the mood for a melody, and you got us feeling allright!
Image 88688   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Blimpet
Score:
1271
 
 redmonkey3: "Hulk" damnit...
 redmonkey3: Hulu need benadryl...
 Frank herbert: @Warrax @Darkasnoon probably by POPcap. itll play like an insane fersion of peggle
 rockkstar: I'd give up at the head too
 indolentia: step one: pop, pop - step two: pop, pop - step three: fuckit.
 Darkasnoon: @Warrax sounds like a really weird genre of music or art.
 Warrax: HULK POP
 CuriouSir: dont make me inflate, you wouldnt like me when I inflate.
Image 88687   03-07-16   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
791
 
 my wheelhouse: Oh... Sign said cow wash... Now this makes sense sense...
 Borkf: This is how they make "cheap" Kobe/Wagu beef. Cheaper than massaging by virgins and doesn't taste much different.
 macrocosm: The undercarriage blast is udderly fantastic
 indolentia: mmmm, pet me before the pneumatic hammer. pet me like i've always dreamed.
 a robot: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, Talkin' about the cow wash, yeah
Image 88686   03-07-16   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
368
 
 sundragon: This is one of those situations where the question isn't "Is there a body in the basement chest freezer?" but rather "How many?"
 iwash: I've got penis for Miles
 Frank herbert: only see one tail., imposter
 Warezlock: Is it sexy time? No if, do.
 KingTrebek: Man, this one's a little too real. Got my stomach feeling weird
 Janston: Truly, the sex icon of our time.
 Fishy: Does he have two buttholes?
 indolentia: deflated tail, deflated ego, deflated manhood.
 james: @SoyUnPerdedor We all know that furries aren't human.
 Warrax: I also always have my penis with me when I'm sitting around the house on a friday night. We have so much in common.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Is this a human?
 WaffleIron: Spite rad FTW!
 misterjoe: We have the same Friday night ritual!
Image 88685   03-07-16   Uploaded by    mark64
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