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233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

233926  9mm: this is me

233937  WTF: Reducing the Oval Office down to the level of a Wal-Mart bathroom.

233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

233938  glenalec: The friendly escape-pod.

233939  glenalec: STOP!

233942  glenalec: Cosmic Consciousness (Waaaaait for it!)

233852  Greifer: corcan is one hell of a drug

233841  tomatosaws: For real @Peter Pantsless

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9. Side Boob
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233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233781 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...



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Score:
445
 
 LKoroton: El Burro is also the name of the artist
 CrustyDusty: This reminds me of Tijuana.
 peeper: If Stephen Hawking had a Mexican love child.
 communist: Hace ms huevos.
 Mitchell: That's quite a thorax on that lady. Please never try to stand up straight.
 jochenau: 36 hours? I'm pretty sure you're supposed to visit the hospital after 4.
 grizzly: Ol' Demver
 athiest: Ay aparece mi machismo es del tipo ms pequeo. Despus de El Burro , mis pantalones se hizo muy incmoda , Estados Unidos
 duckfarts: the donkey is just trying to help the lady that got run over
 mrdiron: So if I take el burro my thrusts will cause severe scoliosis?
 Sadbot: Rad because I know the truck tailgate the lady is from
Image 88694   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Heh
Score:
284
 
 Poop van Pants: The thing behind the handcuffed hands make it look like goatse . Is that the message ? Go to jail and , uh......
 duckfarts: wanna shoplift and then sue for misleading signage
 mom: Oh no!!! Not the newspaper!!! Every one reads that!!!
 Sadbot: I don't shoplift, yet I don't want to buy anything from stores with signs like this
 Alkavarion: I live in Canada, so unfortunately I wasn't able to get the award due to not passing a skill testing question.
Image 88693   03-07-16   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
191
 
 Jennerator: Goodbye Kitty *runs away screaming*
 Scoo: Hello Cheshire Kitty
Image 88692   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
549
 
 well duh: Do you feel a lump, man?? C'MON, TELL ME YOU DONT FEEL A LUMP, BRO!! *whimpers
 Grandmas Ghost: The REAL mushy-finger-hold.
 Frank herbert: Hadouken!
 NuclearWinter: cockpuncher!
 Anus: You can see it on his face, the pain is un-bear-able.
 Albatross: Gave him the ol' five on two
 Knice: Right in the ol' spicy pick-a-nick basket.
 duckfarts: THIS is why we walk on four legs
 Scoo: First Rule of Fight Cub is that you do not talk about Fight Cub
 flowers: Right in the picnic basket!
 indolentia: let me harvest some bearies.
 tib gubb: beardickpunch
 Jack Daniels: pawsitively exhilarating
 CuriouSir: "see this? I said DO YOU SEE THIS?!?! this is mine!
 Fishy: Right in the honeycomb.
 Warrax: BOOM! NUTSHOT!
 Gargoyle: Bag tag! You're it!
Image 88691   03-07-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
Score:
227
 
 redmonkey3: ELVIS!
 indolentia: "oh don't exaggerate, it was just a little fart."
 Jrks: Ernie Devlin!
 Cami: This counts as my exercise.
Image 88690   03-07-16   Uploaded by    your nana
Score:
440
 
 Salvador Molly: @fanny agreed
 Jennerator: Serve him Jello for the irony
 BILL DOOR: THEY MADE ME TAKE MY ROBE OFF AT THE DOOR. THEY SAID IT WAS AN INFORMAL DINNER. I HAD TO GRIN AND BEAR IT.
 Janston: "looking back, I don't know how we didn't see Amy's anorexia before it was too late."
 duckfarts: Dinner at Bernie's
 fanny: RIP grandma! now off to prom!
 tane: Oh those Millers and their slapstick antics
 Fishy: Senor esqueleto tienes un guapo familia.
 Warrax: gracias senor esqueleto (just because I want more spanish ads on the sidebar)
 Gargoyle: I told you all your cholesterol was high.
 CHA: A family that eats together, stays together. Forever...
 indolentia: grandpa always sits at the head of the table.
Image 88689   03-07-16   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
538
 
 Frank herbert: @Air Biscuit if i remember correctly he stank
 Warrax: A dingo took my melody!
 Air Biscuit: Anyone remember halitosis the dog?
 Drunk Orc: This is me
 Borkf: Bork bork borkf / Stop it dog, you are doing a loud.
 hnnngh: @WaffleIron Borkfy Joel
 WaffleIron: Sing us a song, you're the piano dog! Sing us a song tonight, cause we're all in the mood for a melody, and you got us feeling allright!
Image 88688   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Blimpet
Score:
1245
 
 redmonkey3: "Hulk" damnit...
 redmonkey3: Hulu need benadryl...
 Frank herbert: @Warrax @Darkasnoon probably by POPcap. itll play like an insane fersion of peggle
 rockkstar: I'd give up at the head too
 indolentia: step one: pop, pop - step two: pop, pop - step three: fuckit.
 Darkasnoon: @Warrax sounds like a really weird genre of music or art.
 Warrax: HULK POP
 CuriouSir: dont make me inflate, you wouldnt like me when I inflate.
Image 88687   03-07-16   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
767
 
 my wheelhouse: Oh... Sign said cow wash... Now this makes sense sense...
 Borkf: This is how they make "cheap" Kobe/Wagu beef. Cheaper than massaging by virgins and doesn't taste much different.
 Scoo: The undercarriage blast is udderly fantastic
 indolentia: mmmm, pet me before the pneumatic hammer. pet me like i've always dreamed.
 a robot: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, Talkin' about the cow wash, yeah
Image 88686   03-07-16   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
368
 
 sundragon: This is one of those situations where the question isn't "Is there a body in the basement chest freezer?" but rather "How many?"
 CrustyDusty: This is actually kinda scary.
 iwash: I've got penis for Miles
 Frank herbert: only see one tail., imposter
 Warezlock: Is it sexy time? No if, do.
 KingTrebek: Man, this one's a little too real. Got my stomach feeling weird
 Janston: Truly, the sex icon of our time.
 Fishy: Does he have two buttholes?
 indolentia: deflated tail, deflated ego, deflated manhood.
 jochenau: @SoyUnPerdedor We all know that furries aren't human.
 Warrax: I also always have my penis with me when I'm sitting around the house on a friday night. We have so much in common.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Is this a human?
 WaffleIron: Spite rad FTW!
 misterjoe: We have the same Friday night ritual!
Image 88685   03-07-16   Uploaded by    mark64
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