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249389  Felicity: Attack of the Kirby Dots!

249395  Dr Awkward: Dr. Baby, PhD

249396  Dr Awkward: Y he so smol?

249393  illBilliam: Eyewitnesses claim that a canine, possibly a coyote, was in the driver's seat.

249401  sparename: "Show Daddy EXACTLY where you found it.."

249388  sparename: Go home dog, you're blurred

249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

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249333 dobbiesdoogs: @Amy Housewine more like pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249319 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?



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Score:
445
 
 LKoroton: El Burro is also the name of the artist
 CrustyDusty: This reminds me of Tijuana.
 peeper: If Stephen Hawking had a Mexican love child.
 communist: Hace ms huevos.
 Mitchell: That's quite a thorax on that lady. Please never try to stand up straight.
 jochenau: 36 hours? I'm pretty sure you're supposed to visit the hospital after 4.
 grizzly: Ol' Demver
 athiest: Ay aparece mi machismo es del tipo ms pequeo. Despus de El Burro , mis pantalones se hizo muy incmoda , Estados Unidos
 duckfarts: the donkey is just trying to help the lady that got run over
 mrdiron: So if I take el burro my thrusts will cause severe scoliosis?
 Sadbot: Rad because I know the truck tailgate the lady is from
Image 88694   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Heh
Score:
284
 
 Poop van Pants: The thing behind the handcuffed hands make it look like goatse . Is that the message ? Go to jail and , uh......
 duckfarts: wanna shoplift and then sue for misleading signage
 mom: Oh no!!! Not the newspaper!!! Every one reads that!!!
 Sadbot: I don't shoplift, yet I don't want to buy anything from stores with signs like this
 Alkavarion: I live in Canada, so unfortunately I wasn't able to get the award due to not passing a skill testing question.
Image 88693   03-07-16   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
191
 
 Jennerator: Goodbye Kitty *runs away screaming*
 Scoo: Hello Cheshire Kitty
Image 88692   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
549
 
 well duh: Do you feel a lump, man?? C'MON, TELL ME YOU DONT FEEL A LUMP, BRO!! *whimpers
 Grandmas Ghost: The REAL mushy-finger-hold.
 Frank herbert: Hadouken!
 NuclearWinter: cockpuncher!
 Anus: You can see it on his face, the pain is un-bear-able.
 Albatross: Gave him the ol' five on two
 Knice: Right in the ol' spicy pick-a-nick basket.
 duckfarts: THIS is why we walk on four legs
 Scoo: First Rule of Fight Cub is that you do not talk about Fight Cub
 flowers: Right in the picnic basket!
 indolentia: let me harvest some bearies.
 tib gubb: beardickpunch
 Jack Daniels: pawsitively exhilarating
 CuriouSir: "see this? I said DO YOU SEE THIS?!?! this is mine!
 Fishy: Right in the honeycomb.
 Warrax: BOOM! NUTSHOT!
 Gargoyle: Bag tag! You're it!
Image 88691   03-07-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
Score:
227
 
 redmonkey3: ELVIS!
 indolentia: "oh don't exaggerate, it was just a little fart."
 Jrks: Ernie Devlin!
 Cami: This counts as my exercise.
Image 88690   03-07-16   Uploaded by    your nana
Score:
440
 
 Salvador Molly: @fanny agreed
 Jennerator: Serve him Jello for the irony
 BILL DOOR: THEY MADE ME TAKE MY ROBE OFF AT THE DOOR. THEY SAID IT WAS AN INFORMAL DINNER. I HAD TO GRIN AND BEAR IT.
 Janston: "looking back, I don't know how we didn't see Amy's anorexia before it was too late."
 duckfarts: Dinner at Bernie's
 fanny: RIP grandma! now off to prom!
 tane: Oh those Millers and their slapstick antics
 Fishy: Senor esqueleto tienes un guapo familia.
 Warrax: gracias senor esqueleto (just because I want more spanish ads on the sidebar)
 Gargoyle: I told you all your cholesterol was high.
 CHA: A family that eats together, stays together. Forever...
 indolentia: grandpa always sits at the head of the table.
Image 88689   03-07-16   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
538
 
 Frank herbert: @Air Biscuit if i remember correctly he stank
 Warrax: A dingo took my melody!
 Air Biscuit: Anyone remember halitosis the dog?
 Drunk Orc: This is me
 Borkf: Bork bork borkf / Stop it dog, you are doing a loud.
 hnnngh: @WaffleIron Borkfy Joel
 WaffleIron: Sing us a song, you're the piano dog! Sing us a song tonight, cause we're all in the mood for a melody, and you got us feeling allright!
Image 88688   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Blimpet
Score:
1245
 
 redmonkey3: "Hulk" damnit...
 redmonkey3: Hulu need benadryl...
 Frank herbert: @Warrax @Darkasnoon probably by POPcap. itll play like an insane fersion of peggle
 rockkstar: I'd give up at the head too
 indolentia: step one: pop, pop - step two: pop, pop - step three: fuckit.
 Darkasnoon: @Warrax sounds like a really weird genre of music or art.
 Warrax: HULK POP
 CuriouSir: dont make me inflate, you wouldnt like me when I inflate.
Image 88687   03-07-16   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
767
 
 my wheelhouse: Oh... Sign said cow wash... Now this makes sense sense...
 Borkf: This is how they make "cheap" Kobe/Wagu beef. Cheaper than massaging by virgins and doesn't taste much different.
 Scoo: The undercarriage blast is udderly fantastic
 indolentia: mmmm, pet me before the pneumatic hammer. pet me like i've always dreamed.
 a robot: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, Talkin' about the cow wash, yeah
Image 88686   03-07-16   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
368
 
 sundragon: This is one of those situations where the question isn't "Is there a body in the basement chest freezer?" but rather "How many?"
 CrustyDusty: This is actually kinda scary.
 iwash: I've got penis for Miles
 Frank herbert: only see one tail., imposter
 Warezlock: Is it sexy time? No if, do.
 KingTrebek: Man, this one's a little too real. Got my stomach feeling weird
 Janston: Truly, the sex icon of our time.
 Fishy: Does he have two buttholes?
 indolentia: deflated tail, deflated ego, deflated manhood.
 jochenau: @SoyUnPerdedor We all know that furries aren't human.
 Warrax: I also always have my penis with me when I'm sitting around the house on a friday night. We have so much in common.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Is this a human?
 WaffleIron: Spite rad FTW!
 misterjoe: We have the same Friday night ritual!
Image 88685   03-07-16   Uploaded by    mark64
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