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257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257572  raditzu: Jesus Fukking Christ!

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257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie



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Score:
767
 
 my wheelhouse: Oh... Sign said cow wash... Now this makes sense sense...
 Borkf: This is how they make "cheap" Kobe/Wagu beef. Cheaper than massaging by virgins and doesn't taste much different.
 Scoo: The undercarriage blast is udderly fantastic
 indolentia: mmmm, pet me before the pneumatic hammer. pet me like i've always dreamed.
 a robot: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, Talkin' about the cow wash, yeah
Image 88686   03-07-16   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
368
 
 sundragon: This is one of those situations where the question isn't "Is there a body in the basement chest freezer?" but rather "How many?"
 CrustyDusty: This is actually kinda scary.
 iwash: I've got penis for Miles
 Frank herbert: only see one tail., imposter
 Warezlock: Is it sexy time? No if, do.
 KingTrebek: Man, this one's a little too real. Got my stomach feeling weird
 Janston: Truly, the sex icon of our time.
 Fishy: Does he have two buttholes?
 indolentia: deflated tail, deflated ego, deflated manhood.
 jochenau: @SoyUnPerdedor We all know that furries aren't human.
 Warrax: I also always have my penis with me when I'm sitting around the house on a friday night. We have so much in common.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Is this a human?
 WaffleIron: Spite rad FTW!
 misterjoe: We have the same Friday night ritual!
Image 88685   03-07-16   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
442
 
 XLY: girls love wearing their boyfriend's jeans
 Eleftheros: Girlfriend wears the pants on the ranch.
 Air Biscuit: Why is she wearing pants on her arms?
 Borkf: This guy's girlfriend is half naked!
 ron mexico: Paging Mr. Hands
 tib gubb: the seventh seal has been broken!
 Hippitus Hoppitus: The difference between me and you? I make this shit look good.
 a robot: FarmersOnly.com
 indolentia: so the dude taking the photo is not wearing pants?
 misterjoe: Should the pants be on all four legs or just two?
Image 88684   03-07-16   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
466
 
 chhumphrey: Punctuation is important, so is spacing
 nclaw: @duckfarts *loads
 duckfarts: is this a euphemism
 Religion X: Happy Mother's Day! Never Forget!
 bizijosh: All gave some. Some gave all.
 Warrax: Me too, me too.
 stomachcake: Lest we forget
 Knice: I;m still thinking about thos waffles.
 indolentia: bow before hot breakfast and ye shall be rewarded!
 misterjoe: My grandfather died on D-Day serving up a batch of hotcakes. Semper Fi Days Inn!
Image 88683   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
645
 
 VoR: Blind date mantra
 FatTigerWoods: "Otter Father, who art in heaven..."
 CrustyDusty: Give an otter a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach an otter to fish, and your river will be devoid of fish.
 chhumphrey: "Soon I will tell you my plans of world domination... just let me rub my paws together for a moment, Mr. Bond."
 Jennerator: Dear God send me a Budweiser
 Urn BooUrn: Please Clap.
 Gargoyle: Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket.
 Cami: Sceptic otter is mocking you.
 indolentia: please kill that sonofa bitch, gary. i know it's not nice to pray for death, but he's just the worst.
 misterjoe: And Lord, let the infidels know how to crush the yummy foods on their tummies!
 Fishy: You are.... NOT the father!! *crowd explodes*
 Mr. Butt: And thank you baby Jesus for @Catcat 's contributions to the Spaceship.
 Warrax: "... and I want a tiny stuffed otter for Christmas. Amen and good day."
Image 88682   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
Score:
291
 
 Slowpoke: Scanners!
 XLY: That bag of crown royal on his head is the real mvp
 chhumphrey: Talk about being between a rock and a hard place!
 Frank herbert: some people are weirder than me
 Albatross: Holy shit! I'm up, I'm up!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Crowd: not impressed
 Fishy: Boom, headshot.
 funy speling: Oh, just bricks
 indolentia: sex. you're doing it wrong.
 King Polly: Is this what it looks like?
Image 88681   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
672
 
 duckfarts: wanna pet that cat
 RimLickinGood: not even a nachos bellgrande....switcherinobot knows
 sunset blues: There's only one Norwegian Forest creature giving me a nachos right now
 Borkf: @a robot It would appear that's a thing. No good quality pictured though.
 a robot: @Borkf *Immediately searches for images of giant goldfish*
 Borkf: More big animals. What's next, massive goldfish?
 CuriouSir: nice pus-sy, can I feed it a treat?
 There was a bob here: That's one big ass-cat
 carpwoman: Those Norwegian Forest cats get HUUUUGE.
 a robot: That's one big-ass cat
 Warrax: Your cat gave Mrs. Pickard a frighten #88638
Image 88680   03-07-16   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
671
 
 Dabajabaza: Yes... YES!!! DABAJABAZAAAAAAAA!!!
 Air Biscuit: I always thought it was give me fool give me five, give me double over drive.
 joxxuh: Give me *fuel give me *fire give me *that which I desire
 Bungle: METALLICAAAA
 queezy farm: very funny...
 Borkf: Huuuhhh. Yea-eahh.
 indolentia: classic rock.
 communist: swiggity swooty
 iwash: The fake name I have made up is "Dabajabaza" It came to me in a dream.
Image 88679   03-07-16   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
641
 
 FatTigerWoods: Rad vote for the toes
 Manu Shinobili: Ain't too proud to beg.
 Cami: There is a profound sadness and loneliness behind the creation of this image.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I'm sorry babe, I will not chase other beautiful people"
 aristocat: Yellow tulips. It's jealous of the dog.
 indolentia: shopped a cat head on vern troyer.
 a robot: Hey how'd you get this picture of my Valentine's Day date???
Image 88678   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Retromancer
Score:
514
 
 Slowpoke: Scaramoustaches!
 chhumphrey: @Commodore 64 I think it's hilarious
 Cami: Rockabilly: Not even once.
 Ukulelemike: ONE NIGHT ONLY! MASTERS OF MULLET REUNION TOUR!
 Mitchell: Lycanthrophy! It could happen to you!
 jochenau: This hairstyle fell out of favor after FIFA forbade soccer players from wearing it.
 iwash: These guys make everything groovy
 Commodore 64: You think this is funny?
Image 88677   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
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