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234015  Teechur: Oh, you use whinny-dos. I prefer Apples

234016  Teechur: The router wasn't the problem anyway. Look at the printer "PC load letter"

234017  Teechur: @addend I don't think those two are interested in "birds"

234019  Teechur: I was going to say this can go to hell, but I think that's where it came from.

234020  Teechur: @Sadbot Don't worry! It looks like threads he pulled from that poly tarp on the ground.

234020  barfolomew: I sure hope that's an ambulance down there.

234016  Zukero: There was a spider on it.

234019  addend: @Yurishiro We can talk later. Just eat up!

234020  Sadbot: the OSHA thread makes me hella anxious

234018  Sadbot: but why, I'm already sleepy

234019  tib gubb: new contra game looking good

234017  addend: "Now where is this Big Bird we keep hearing about?"

234019  Yurishiro: I'm at a loss for words

233988  barfolomew: You know what would remedy this? A straw!

234015  addend: "Lemme get Ctrl and Alt, then you press Delete, okay?"

233999  barfolomew: @Ulillillia I actually live near this, it's quite uncomfortable to lie down in. It's far too narrow at the bottom.

234018  Yurishiro: Jason McLargemouth

234009  Yurishiro: @addend I couldn't.

234010  Yurishiro: That was the weirdest bachelor party

234012  Yurishiro: Kanye Worst

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233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233930 raditzu: Move woman, you're obscuring the view.

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*



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Score:
728
 
 Flurble: Horseception....How deep does it go???
 Side Boob: Sometimes I like to eat you with my little mouth.
 indolentia: Bojack Horseman stars in: Alien 7
 Cami: Meanwhile, at Giger Ranch..
 ignatz: Looked again, not shopped.
 ignatz: Tsk, lazy. Forgot to Shop the shadow.
 inthrees: Is your Horse a xenomorph?
 younglink: @Scoo You get (+) for using the word bucolic!
 Ulillillia: Yo dawg, I heard you like girlfriends
 chhumphrey: "God, Ralph, I just need some time away from the missus... she's such a nag!"
 misterjoe: why is there a snout in Sarah Jessica Parkers mouth?
 ping: Russian nesting Horse.
 sorghum: is sigourney weaver in this one too?
 WTF: Is your girlfriend a Horse-alien hybrid?
 Scoo: New reboot of Alien looking bucolic
Image 88635   03-07-16   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
393
 
 Darkasnoon: Drugs kids, drugs. Don't do them.
 CuriouSir: *sniff* you use charmin, dont you?
 suckit: uhhhhhhhh
 indolentia: just smellin some butts. go ahead, i'm available.
 Cami: I don't care if someone puts their feet up as long as they take their shoes off first.
 tib gubb: i think everyone should have a day like that
 fanny: my guess is that one of those Lolita type of school girls was sitting there and now he's sniffing the seat.
 ThatGuy: Dat ass tho...
 toad: Just trying to look at her panties.
 BILL DOOR: IS THIS THE "MANSPREADING" I HAVE HEARD OF?
 chhumphrey: Riff still can't hold his liquor!
 Chef Says: Why you don't have more than three martinis at lunch.
 SoyUnPerdedor: maybe he just hates Mondays
 Scoo: New Manspreading Achievement Unlocked
 hnnngh: Better than what a lot of businessmen do on the subways in Japan.
 ur mom: fucking tourists...
 willowsprite: Rough day?
 San DoDo: Stay classy
Image 88634   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
491
 
 gutwheat: Stop belting you
 jochenau: Studying for the spelling bee, I see.
 i peed a lil: a small mercy for a small man
 Ulillillia: gently caress you
Image 88633   03-07-16   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
190
 
 indolentia: red crown guy drops her and goes to give striped shirt guy a handy in 3...2...1...
 Scoo: Wow, there really is a stock photo for every occasion.
 a robot: "Look at us we're so WACKYYYYYY"
Image 88632   03-07-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
371
 
 drilldo: I want to die
 desertfox: @There was a bob here you got,that feeling, too?
 Catcat: @There was a bob here Paris map if it is
 Mr. Butt: Radded just for the effort
 There was a bob here: deus ex?
 Anus: Jet fuel can't melt minecraft blocks
Image 88631   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
517
 
 frankie: @Scoo same
 Robespierre: Do you take BitCoin?
 fisto: One week
 Albatross: When you are the moon, you pretty much split people down the middle. Some people go, aawww, look at the moon, he's all gentle with his nice white face, hangin' in the sky. He's nice. And the other half go, ohh, he's a vanilla rapist, get him away from my kids.
 indolentia: who's moon?
 Cami: Will you take a postdated cheque?
 ThatGuy: @nlx27 "We're whalers on the moon, we carry our harpoons. But there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune!"
 nlx27: @chhumphrey the moon is made of green cheese man. heywood proved it in The Proverbs of John Heywood - 1546
 chhumphrey: Depends, is there free cheese?
 TheFrogMan: A gorillian Zimbabwe dollars
 Stoner: About 500 000 CosmoCredits.
 Flarmie: About tree fiddy.
 CuriouSir: @nlx27 aww screw the whole thing
 nlx27: i dunno . it needs more hookers. and blackjack tho. in fact , forget about the blackjack.
 Scoo: I'd buy that for a dollar
Image 88630   03-07-16   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
242
 
 nlx27: @BILL DOOR WHAT ACID DO YOU PREFER?
 Cami: @burritos huh hu
 burritos: @Cami uh huh
 Prombom: Back then so. dont put marbles in your nose put them
 Cami: Now I'm thinking about watching 4 Rooms.
 Cami: He's going to find an a-hole surcharge on his credit card.
 superfudge: nope
 Skaalar: IGNORE ME.
 BILL DOOR: @Mitchell THE DISPOSAL OF BODIES IS NO AFFAIR OF MINE. MY WORK TAKES PLACE BEFORE THE BODY IS A BODY, SO TO SPEAK.
 Mitchell: @BILL DOOR I'd recommend lime, not acid. Soil pH is important!
 WTF: "Crap, they didn't tell me they cleaned inside the closets." #88551
 Gargoyle: No, officer, there isn't a body in my closet. I always put my bedding away like that when I stay in hotels...
 BILL DOOR: NO, THERE IS NO BODY. IT IS MERELY BEDCLOTHES. THE BODY WAS DISPOSED VIA A CART AND IS NOW BEING MULCHED IN ACID.
Image 88629   03-07-16   Uploaded by    confession
Image 88628 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by aoaoaoao. You have brought shame on us, aoaoaoao.
Score:
754
 
 canada: wow @Frople Alboble
 eevee: the vagina of sauron!
 Gargoyle: One Wine to rule them all... And in the ferment bind them.
 hnnngh: @Scoo Aged in the Fires of Mount Doom
 Knice: Porno Noir
 Scoo: Cabernet Sauron
Image 88627   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
174
 
 Turts: Well there is also an empty pitcher in the door. Maybe this person is a sleepwalker that puts random kitchen stuff in the fridge?
 indolentia: garage fridge.
 Cami: Vermin problem?
 chhumphrey: "I told you to cook the pasta and then put it in the fridge!" - @grandma
 Blimpet: The last place pasta thieves will think to look.
 Gargoyle: Well, I wouldn't want my pasta to go off, either.
 Ulillillia: Ontario.jpg
 Air Biscuit: Carton of milk and bagged milk!?!
 Scoo: Maybe this person has a very full pantry and a very empty fridge. Or maybe this person is a moron.
Image 88626   03-07-16   Uploaded by    grandma
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