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249642  Side Boob: Please teach your kids how properly to hold family pets!

249630  charlemagne: that is a lead collar though

249639  Air Biscuit: Futuristic zero-g sportsball goal?

249640  Air Biscuit: Time to hang em high dry

249591  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.

249638  Otterman: Don't judge us

249582  grizzly: How did he fuck up so much?

249636  Mr. Butt: @WTF Holy fuck, what's up with the tennis shoe collecting? I thought I was the only one who noticed that...

249608  WannaBee: He wants to find Nibbler.

249636  Passive: Can't imagine why the artist is single....

249633  Greek Fire: In nomine felis

249640  WTF: I thought they were designed to take one out of every three quarters.

249635  WTF: @VeeKay "Not so Fast, 3/4 Furious"

249636  WTF: Watching some of the people I work with, married life with no kids is go out to eat every night and buy multiple pairs of fancy tennis shoes.

249636  Side Boob: I guess three out of 4 isn't bad?

249479  Side Boob: Lisa Simpson 2020

249609  antipatterns: Those are great charging cables

249619  antipatterns: I think it's just bad lighting here guys c'mon now

249625  antipatterns: I bet that place has some damn good deals though

249635  Felicity: Hey Giorgy

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249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249591 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!



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Score:
728
 
 Flurble: Horseception....How deep does it go???
 Side Boob: Sometimes I like to eat you with my little mouth.
 indolentia: Bojack Horseman stars in: Alien 7
 Cami: Meanwhile, at Giger Ranch..
 ignatz: Looked again, not shopped.
 ignatz: Tsk, lazy. Forgot to Shop the shadow.
 inthrees: Is your Horse a xenomorph?
 younglink: @Scoo You get (+) for using the word bucolic!
 Big Bong Theory: Yo dawg, I heard you like girlfriends
 chhumphrey: "God, Ralph, I just need some time away from the missus... she's such a nag!"
 misterjoe: why is there a snout in Sarah Jessica Parkers mouth?
 I Hate The Beatles: Russian nesting Horse.
 sorghum: is sigourney weaver in this one too?
 WTF: Is your girlfriend a Horse-alien hybrid?
 Scoo: New reboot of Alien looking bucolic
Image 88635   03-07-16   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
393
 
 Darkasnoon: Drugs kids, drugs. Don't do them.
 CuriouSir: *sniff* you use charmin, dont you?
 suckit: uhhhhhhhh
 indolentia: just smellin some butts. go ahead, i'm available.
 Cami: I don't care if someone puts their feet up as long as they take their shoes off first.
 tib gubb: i think everyone should have a day like that
 fanny: my guess is that one of those Lolita type of school girls was sitting there and now he's sniffing the seat.
 ThatGuy: Dat ass tho...
 toad: Just trying to look at her panties.
 BILL DOOR: IS THIS THE "MANSPREADING" I HAVE HEARD OF?
 chhumphrey: Riff still can't hold his liquor!
 Chef Says: Why you don't have more than three martinis at lunch.
 SoyUnPerdedor: maybe he just hates Mondays
 Scoo: New Manspreading Achievement Unlocked
 hnnngh: Better than what a lot of businessmen do on the subways in Japan.
 ur mom: fucking tourists...
 willowsprite: Rough day?
 San DoDo: Stay classy
Image 88634   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
491
 
 gutwheat: Stop belting you
 jochenau: Studying for the spelling bee, I see.
 i peed a lil: a small mercy for a small man
 m o l e m a n: gently caress you
Image 88633   03-07-16   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
190
 
 indolentia: red crown guy drops her and goes to give striped shirt guy a handy in 3...2...1...
 Scoo: Wow, there really is a stock photo for every occasion.
 a robot: "Look at us we're so WACKYYYYYY"
Image 88632   03-07-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
371
 
 drilldo: I want to die
 desertfox: @There was a bob here you got,that feeling, too?
 Catcat: @There was a bob here Paris map if it is
 Mr. Butt: Radded just for the effort
 There was a bob here: deus ex?
 Anus: Jet fuel can't melt minecraft blocks
Image 88631   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
517
 
 frankie: @Scoo same
 aristocat: Do you take BitCoin?
 fisto: One week
 Albatross: When you are the moon, you pretty much split people down the middle. Some people go, aawww, look at the moon, he's all gentle with his nice white face, hangin' in the sky. He's nice. And the other half go, ohh, he's a vanilla rapist, get him away from my kids.
 indolentia: who's moon?
 Cami: Will you take a postdated cheque?
 ThatGuy: @nlx27 "We're whalers on the moon, we carry our harpoons. But there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune!"
 nlx27: @chhumphrey the moon is made of green cheese man. heywood proved it in The Proverbs of John Heywood - 1546
 chhumphrey: Depends, is there free cheese?
 TheFrogMan: A gorillian Zimbabwe dollars
 Stoner: About 500 000 CosmoCredits.
 Flarmie: About tree fiddy.
 CuriouSir: @nlx27 aww screw the whole thing
 nlx27: i dunno . it needs more hookers. and blackjack tho. in fact , forget about the blackjack.
 Scoo: I'd buy that for a dollar
Image 88630   03-07-16   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
242
 
 nlx27: @BILL DOOR WHAT ACID DO YOU PREFER?
 Cami: @burritos huh hu
 burritos: @Cami uh huh
 Prombom: Back then so. dont put marbles in your nose put them
 Cami: Now I'm thinking about watching 4 Rooms.
 Cami: He's going to find an a-hole surcharge on his credit card.
 superfudge: nope
 Skaalar: IGNORE ME.
 BILL DOOR: @Mitchell THE DISPOSAL OF BODIES IS NO AFFAIR OF MINE. MY WORK TAKES PLACE BEFORE THE BODY IS A BODY, SO TO SPEAK.
 Mitchell: @BILL DOOR I'd recommend lime, not acid. Soil pH is important!
 WTF: "Crap, they didn't tell me they cleaned inside the closets." #88551
 Gargoyle: No, officer, there isn't a body in my closet. I always put my bedding away like that when I stay in hotels...
 BILL DOOR: NO, THERE IS NO BODY. IT IS MERELY BEDCLOTHES. THE BODY WAS DISPOSED VIA A CART AND IS NOW BEING MULCHED IN ACID.
Image 88629   03-07-16   Uploaded by    confession
Image 88628 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by aoaoaoao. We'll pray for you, aoaoaoao.
Score:
754
 
 canada: wow @Frople Alboble
 eevee: the vagina of sauron!
 Gargoyle: One Wine to rule them all... And in the ferment bind them.
 hnnngh: @Scoo Aged in the Fires of Mount Doom
 Knice: Porno Noir
 Scoo: Cabernet Sauron
Image 88627   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
174
 
 Turts: Well there is also an empty pitcher in the door. Maybe this person is a sleepwalker that puts random kitchen stuff in the fridge?
 indolentia: garage fridge.
 Cami: Vermin problem?
 chhumphrey: "I told you to cook the pasta and then put it in the fridge!" - @grandma
 Blimpet: The last place pasta thieves will think to look.
 Gargoyle: Well, I wouldn't want my pasta to go off, either.
 Messed Up Dog: Ontario.jpg
 Air Biscuit: Carton of milk and bagged milk!?!
 Scoo: Maybe this person has a very full pantry and a very empty fridge. Or maybe this person is a moron.
Image 88626   03-07-16   Uploaded by    grandma
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