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269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

269171  dangerkeith3000: This gay porn is off to a slow start.

269174  dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?

269200  Knice: UNSWEET IS NOT A WORD.

269207  Knice: very flirt

269208  Knice: Illumination confirmed.

269203  KingTrebek: Traditional Oklahoma garb

269180  dangerkeith3000: I'll sacrifice the huge dump they just took.

269205  KingTrebek: At first glance I thought this was a mirror that showed one's inner beauty

269207  KingTrebek: Your dog thinks you're into them

269197  Incubi: Fishots

269183  dangerkeith3000: @wolfpk I see what you did there

269184  dangerkeith3000: That poor guy doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich?

269199  Knice: Must be cold AF.

269190  Knice: Pockcat

269187  dangerkeith3000: Music isn't just lyrics. It's melody and chords and rhythm and timbre and instruments, etc.........

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269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

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 canada: wow @Frople Alboble
 eevee: the vagina of sauron!
 Gargoyle: One Wine to rule them all... And in the ferment bind them.
 hnnngh: @Scoo Aged in the Fires of Mount Doom
 Knice: Porno Noir
 Hippitus Hoppitus: Cabernet Sauron
Image 88627   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
174
 
 Turts: Well there is also an empty pitcher in the door. Maybe this person is a sleepwalker that puts random kitchen stuff in the fridge?
 indolentia: garage fridge.
 Cami: Vermin problem?
 chhumphrey: "I told you to cook the pasta and then put it in the fridge!" - @grandma
 Blimpet: The last place pasta thieves will think to look.
 Gargoyle: Well, I wouldn't want my pasta to go off, either.
 Messed Up Dog: Ontario.jpg
 Air Biscuit: Carton of milk and bagged milk!?!
 Seven Eight Nine: Maybe this person has a very full pantry and a very empty fridge. Or maybe this person is a moron.
Image 88626   03-07-16   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
463
 
 Grandmas Ghost: What a butt-face.
 Greek Fire: The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you.
 zoe: This porn is weird
 indolentia: and i was like "biiiiiiiiitch"
 chhumphrey: Let me sing you the song of my people... then we'll talk about eating your entrails
 hnnngh: I played Far Cry 3. These things are no dang joke.
 anonymous: Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 elahabdh: @Scoo You thought the dinosaurs were extinct? Not so fast, motherclucker.
 marxist: Cassowary will fucking cut you open and feast on your guts
 Alaskan: In many cases, this may actually be the last sight of your life.
Image 88625   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Heh
Score:
400
 
 manlyman: @DrinkMixMan That was beautiful. Absolute poetry in a joke. +1
 iwash: Beef & Lamb from sheep is pretty impressive tech
 Borkf: @misterjoe What do electric sheep dream of?
 chhumphrey: Finally the ranchers and herders can find a place to work together
 misterjoe: do androids dream of electric sheep?
 anonymous: @bug BLAMB!
 Fullhouse: "Wake up sheeple!" the researcher called as she did the morning rounds, "Ah, that never gets old." She rattled the cages to wake the transgenic abominations for another day of trials and vivisection.
 XLY: @bug the answer you are looking for is profit
 bug: beef + lamb = ?
 DrinkMixMan: Birthplace of steel wool
 Darkasnoon: I'd imagine they just spend hours playing worms.
 windows96: Ka mate! Ka mate! Ka ora! Ka ora!
 Warrax: A world follower in edible animal technology.
Image 88624   03-07-16   Uploaded by    AutoDisaster
Score:
521
 
 indolentia: so here's where i hid the body.
 psyops: Scene from GTA V.
 your nana: new zealand rocks!
 Janston: This is nice.
 Darkasnoon: Something something gaping hole
Image 88623   03-07-16   Uploaded by    your nana
Score:
403
 
 Slowpoke: Just replace your battery already. Those panels cost more than a replacement battery. No, you can't factor in the street value of nerd: that doesn't exist.
 robocop: @Prombom soulja boy tellem!
 Prombom: Now begone krrikkkt SNAP SNAP. why wo
 Cami: Worst sprint car ever.
 chhumphrey: Where's the USB port?
 Janston: Liberal agenda would have us all driving these.
 fumbduck: Stop draining the sun, asshole!
Image 88622   03-07-16   Uploaded by    TurkeyVulture
Score:
359
 
 indolentia: that's going to be a mess of ectoplasm.
 VoR: im forever blowing bubbles
 bigbison: You cast Ghostly Penis, it's super effective!
 chhumphrey: This bubble porn appears painful
Image 88621   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
448
 
 Amy Housewine: 'Meat' can mean 'food in general' too, as per the phrase "meat and drink". That's pretty archaic, though. You rarely hear it.
 hammy: what the shit....
 Borkf: @Warrax Meat is just meat, unless it's mincemeat (Google it). Biscuits and gravy is a confusing concept to the English, neither are what they seem.
 Warrax: @PooFlinger wait... when they say "meat," what are they actually talking about?
 Borkf: I coped by getting my moobs out on the internet.
 fracking: never post here again
 desertfox: Britain is like one big switcheroo...cookies are biscuits...biscuits are muffins... and all of it is pudding
 willowsprite: First World Problems
 Joseph: tut, tut.
 BILL DOOR: I ENJOY A GOOD BISCUIT WITH MY TEA, BUT I CAN DO WITHOUT.
 Shay: #BourbonBiscuitsMatter
 Air Biscuit: Ohhh the horror! Somebody save those poor biscuits!
 XLY: i can't abide not having my bourbon in biscuit or bottle form, i tut sympathetically with you all
 madmax1: It says it right there. Bourbon. zazzer's prefered coping method.
 Christina: First world problems.
 Gentleman: I expected this to be a humorous infographic.
 Warrax: I assume the U.S. protects it's cookie supply by not allowing them to all be stored in the same place.
 hnnngh: Only in Britain would an entire nation 'tut and roll its eyes' over a biscuit shortage.
 Amy Housewine: I retrieved a biscuit from the floods. It was... limp.
 VoR: my tea cup just can't make sense of it
 Darkasnoon: I'm impressed, America wouldn't last without our biscuits for five minutes.
Image 88620   03-07-16   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
207
 
 willowsprite: Just interpreting the poses, by the way. Haven't seen the new one yet.
 willowsprite: If they were going to mimic the original, why not go all the way? Woman on the left:powerful, part of the team. Woman on right:timid, dependent, eye candy.
 Hungy Dingus: I'm glad the the male lead is being portrayed as the protagonist and the female lead as a sex object when she has almost all of the agency in the film and he's a nebbish loser.
 Cami: I thought "...sun shines out of his ass," was a figurative expression.
 VoR: Relevant. not seen either though.
 Skaalar: The he newer one is missing that penis lens flare. It's what made the movie in my opinion.
Image 88619   03-07-16   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
513
 
 zoe: I imagine them singing barbershop quartet music.
 Grandmas Ghost: Who let the dogs out?
 seam: "I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix"
 Gargoyle: Four Dog Night
 Micro Jackson: Backing vocals for Pink Floyd
 charmander: Why the long face?
 hnnngh: A cacaphony of BORKFs
Image 88618   03-07-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
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