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244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244443  PenguinBartender: FIGHT!

244468  VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.

244467  FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!

244463  PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*

244371  a sedated moose: @Yurishiro eh, fair enough.

244469  Slerzy: So is the tide pod the art, or the casual existential angst of generation z?

244427  Felicity: Same

244317  jazzjunkie: @piranharama Lifted up by a forklift supported by yet another forklift, I presume.

244449  Felicity: Very 90s

244338  jazzjunkie: VHS can store hi-def video, but nobody cared until it was already too late.

244440  Not A Bot: i are neighbor human, dog went there.

244354  jazzjunkie: You can't go out and buy hand cream designed for humans; it's all empty marketing claims.

244466  dangerkeith3000: But is it art?

244464  Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 I can imagine. I guess what were they expecting though, he hasn't changed much since before the elections.

244467  dangerkeith3000: My friend at work jokes about having 'resting bitch face' and she kinda does lol. I should email this to her.

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244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244227 bug: I guess shooting them in the barrel was still a little too difficult.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244280 FireBreathingMarmot: When your only tool is words, everything looks like an MS Word sign.

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244313 Christina: @WannaBee Keep trying!

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this



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 durian: Neurology has recently shown that your brain needs glucose to have willpower. A good ad.
 duckfarts: this can work if you're active. IF YOU'RE ACTIVE
 heck: fight fire with fire
 willowsprite: Well THAT explains the obesity epidemic and diabetes we are facing now.
 Borkf: Try eating half portions. Half portions means half the calories, so you can eat twice as much!
 Lestrange: That actually explains quite a lot about Adele.
 Sadbot: Smoke a cigarette before exercise to open up your lungs
 Warrax: Also try shooting yourself with small-caliber guns to build up a resistance to bullets.
Image 88419   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
490
 
 duckfarts: hell yeah, pro overclocking
 LKoroton: Fastest computers need special cooling
 willowsprite: Come to the computer fire in the next fifteen minutes for cancer.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: NOOOOOO, MY BITCOINS!!!!!!!!!
 Borkf: There was a spider on my apple.
 windmill78: Assembly opcode HCF is effective (Halt and Catch Fire)
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: What, no couches?
 Lestrange: Data destruction and precious gold retrieval
 Warrax: I see we're having another calm and rational discussion on the internet today.
Image 88418   03-06-16   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
759
 
 duckfarts: was there supposed to be something special about this photo?
 Jaunty Shrimp: This little Trumpie hates Muslims, this little Trumpie is dumb, this little Trumpie has no grace, and this little Trumpie loves guns. And this little Trumpie cried wall, wall, wall, Mexicans go home.
 Warezlock: @trelyate Trustie? No way, let's go with Crimp.
 eumoria: Trumpigs are majestic creatures.
 Throb: Use fire! Quick, before it escapes!
 Shay: Let's make bacon great again!
 Lestrange: Nice!
 trelyate: Trump and Christie's fusion?
 Scoo: Username/upload combo!
Image 88417   03-06-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
Score:
496
 
 LKoroton: Looks like Andrew Zimmern about to catch his breakfast
 Mattixvii: Add boots, lose the robe and you've got my future profile pic.
 Warezlock: Grumpy Middle-aged Men...The prequel?
 Albatross: Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.
 VictorVonPoon: cheers mate
 San DoDo: Ah, the morning enema
 Scoo: Honey, have you checked our shitters?
 NoRagrets: Tha shitter was full!
 sylveon: so this is what happens when you Google "moving to Canada"
 Grandmas Ghost: "Where do you see yourself in 20 years?"
 dendycrew: you might learn a thing or two, siphoning storm drain sludge into your shoe. it builds character
Image 88416   03-06-16   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
684
 
 indolentia: chickbutt
 aoaoaoao: Donkey kong country 3 was fun but they gave you 3 non-endings in exchange for a real one. Although there wasn't much of a plot beyond 'fuck lizards'
 duckfarts: a peelakeet
 willowsprite: Shut up and take my money!
 Air Biscuit: That eye is actually a spider egg.
 Mr. Shine: This Pokemon is freaking adorable!!
 Warrax: applefruit orangefruit chickenfruit carrotvegtable
Image 88415   03-06-16   Uploaded by    homeless
Image 88414 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Cheesecake. We'll pray for you, Cheesecake.
Score:
573
 
 BlarfyB: Highland cattle are great!
 Mitchell: Fun fact: my association will not allow me to keep chickens, but will allow me to keep a single cow. I think I've finally found a winner.
 Fiasco: Hairy Kews are my patronus.
 toad: Well, it can't use its hoofs to do it.
 Darkasnoon: @Warrax I can actually, and it's not so fun.
 XLY: I can and I do, drive the ladies wild
 Warrax: You would if you could.
Image 88413   03-06-16   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
623
 
 phailsauce: I don't remember this civil war battle...
 duckfarts: Dig through the ditches, Burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragula
 Jaunty Shrimp: Look at that tramp, she's barely riding sidesaddle!And her ankles are about to pop out.
 willowsprite: Tally ho, old chap!
 XLY: nobody ever did this, like ever, this is a painting from 2014
 Frank herbert: idk. the chick bike is pretty cool.
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: @NoRagrets I pronounced the 'e' in 'olde' so Rad.
 Fiasco: @Bubu 1903? This is modern day Seattle like yesterday, just with an instagram paintbrush fi.lter applied
 NoRagrets: Ye olde Hell's Angels
 Throb: It seems like they'd tip forward pretty easily when trying to stop
 dendycrew: ugh vine stars and their trends
 WTF: So, you don't like the old time bikes, huh?
 east bay: Tour de france before 1903
 Picklepuss: you see me rollin up pops you step aside
 Warrax: Yea, it's obvious who's winning this hipster race.
Image 88412   03-06-16   Uploaded by    big h
Score:
439
 
 dope: Wood. chinkokku. things in mirror may be exactly
 Jaunty Shrimp: I've also learned to never call a vagina a beautiful person.
 willowsprite: All the world is grooving on banapple gas.
 Borkf: @Flarmie Tastes like chicken.
 Warezlock: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I
 Vermicelli: I didn't get back to my tree that night. The May apples were ripe, and I stuffed on those as I went through the woods. They taste like a very sweet apple, are earthy and a little slippery. But I liked them.
 Warezlock: I took the one with the banapples.
 Warezlock: And that has made all the difference.
 Knice: WHOA.
 Flarmie: I think it's simply because round red fruits and long yellow fruits are two of the most common types of fruits.
 Warrax: Apple flavored apples, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Image 88411   03-06-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Image 88410 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vladimir Puta. You have brought shame on us, Vladimir Puta.
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