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273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

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272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273224 dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

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 durian: Neurology has recently shown that your brain needs glucose to have willpower. A good ad.
 duckfarts: this can work if you're active. IF YOU'RE ACTIVE
 heck: fight fire with fire
 willowsprite: Well THAT explains the obesity epidemic and diabetes we are facing now.
 Borkf: Try eating half portions. Half portions means half the calories, so you can eat twice as much!
 Lestrange: That actually explains quite a lot about Adele.
 Sadbot: Smoke a cigarette before exercise to open up your lungs
 Warrax: Also try shooting yourself with small-caliber guns to build up a resistance to bullets.
Image 88419   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
 duckfarts: hell yeah, pro overclocking
 LKoroton: Fastest computers need special cooling
 willowsprite: Come to the computer fire in the next fifteen minutes for cancer.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: NOOOOOO, MY BITCOINS!!!!!!!!!
 Borkf: There was a spider on my apple.
 windmill78: Assembly opcode HCF is effective (Halt and Catch Fire)
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: What, no couches?
 Lestrange: Data destruction and precious gold retrieval
 Warrax: I see we're having another calm and rational discussion on the internet today.
Image 88418   03-06-16   Uploaded by    runny999
 duckfarts: was there supposed to be something special about this photo?
 Jaunty Shrimp: This little Trumpie hates Muslims, this little Trumpie is dumb, this little Trumpie has no grace, and this little Trumpie loves guns. And this little Trumpie cried wall, wall, wall, Mexicans go home.
 Warezlock: @trelyate Trustie? No way, let's go with Crimp.
 eumoria: Trumpigs are majestic creatures.
 Throb: Use fire! Quick, before it escapes!
 Shay: Let's make bacon great again!
 Lestrange: Nice!
 trelyate: Trump and Christie's fusion?
 Colty Brumb: Username/upload combo!
Image 88417   03-06-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
 LKoroton: Looks like Andrew Zimmern about to catch his breakfast
 Mattixvii: Add boots, lose the robe and you've got my future profile pic.
 Warezlock: Grumpy Middle-aged Men...The prequel?
 Albatross: Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.
 VictorVonPoon: cheers mate
 San DoDo: Ah, the morning enema
 tehghost: Honey, have you checked our shitters?
 NoRagrets: Tha shitter was full!
 sylveon: so this is what happens when you Google "moving to Canada"
 Grandmas Ghost: "Where do you see yourself in 20 years?"
 dendycrew: you might learn a thing or two, siphoning storm drain sludge into your shoe. it builds character
Image 88416   03-06-16   Uploaded by    weed poop
 indolentia: chickbutt
 aoaoaoao: Donkey kong country 3 was fun but they gave you 3 non-endings in exchange for a real one. Although there wasn't much of a plot beyond 'fuck lizards'
 duckfarts: a peelakeet
 willowsprite: Shut up and take my money!
 Air Biscuit: That eye is actually a spider egg.
 kshoxx: This Pokemon is freaking adorable!!
 Warrax: applefruit orangefruit chickenfruit carrotvegtable
Image 88415   03-06-16   Uploaded by    homeless
Image 88414 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Cheesecake. We'll pray for you, Cheesecake.
 BlarfyB: Highland cattle are great!
 Mitchell: Fun fact: my association will not allow me to keep chickens, but will allow me to keep a single cow. I think I've finally found a winner.
 Fiasco: Hairy Kews are my patronus.
 toad: Well, it can't use its hoofs to do it.
 Darkasnoon: @Warrax I can actually, and it's not so fun.
 XLY: I can and I do, drive the ladies wild
 Warrax: You would if you could.
Image 88413   03-06-16   Uploaded by    hammy
 phailsauce: I don't remember this civil war battle...
 duckfarts: Dig through the ditches, Burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragula
 Jaunty Shrimp: Look at that tramp, she's barely riding sidesaddle!And her ankles are about to pop out.
 willowsprite: Tally ho, old chap!
 XLY: nobody ever did this, like ever, this is a painting from 2014
 Frank herbert: idk. the chick bike is pretty cool.
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: @NoRagrets I pronounced the 'e' in 'olde' so Rad.
 Fiasco: @Bubu 1903? This is modern day Seattle like yesterday, just with an instagram paintbrush fi.lter applied
 NoRagrets: Ye olde Hell's Angels
 Throb: It seems like they'd tip forward pretty easily when trying to stop
 dendycrew: ugh vine stars and their trends
 WTF: So, you don't like the old time bikes, huh?
 east bay: Tour de france before 1903
 Picklepuss: you see me rollin up pops you step aside
 Warrax: Yea, it's obvious who's winning this hipster race.
Image 88412   03-06-16   Uploaded by    big h
 dope: Wood. chinkokku. things in mirror may be exactly
 Jaunty Shrimp: I've also learned to never call a vagina a beautiful person.
 willowsprite: All the world is grooving on banapple gas.
 Borkf: @Flarmie Tastes like chicken.
 Warezlock: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I
 Vermicelli: I didn't get back to my tree that night. The May apples were ripe, and I stuffed on those as I went through the woods. They taste like a very sweet apple, are earthy and a little slippery. But I liked them.
 Warezlock: I took the one with the banapples.
 Warezlock: And that has made all the difference.
 Knice: WHOA.
 Flarmie: I think it's simply because round red fruits and long yellow fruits are two of the most common types of fruits.
 Warrax: Apple flavored apples, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Image 88411   03-06-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Image 88410 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vladimir Puta. Your image was bad, Vladimir Puta.
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