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258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258270 berlin: me too

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?



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Score:
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 durian: Neurology has recently shown that your brain needs glucose to have willpower. A good ad.
 duckfarts: this can work if you're active. IF YOU'RE ACTIVE
 heck: fight fire with fire
 willowsprite: Well THAT explains the obesity epidemic and diabetes we are facing now.
 Borkf: Try eating half portions. Half portions means half the calories, so you can eat twice as much!
 Lestrange: That actually explains quite a lot about Adele.
 Sadbot: Smoke a cigarette before exercise to open up your lungs
 Warrax: Also try shooting yourself with small-caliber guns to build up a resistance to bullets.
Image 88419   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
490
 
 duckfarts: hell yeah, pro overclocking
 LKoroton: Fastest computers need special cooling
 willowsprite: Come to the computer fire in the next fifteen minutes for cancer.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: NOOOOOO, MY BITCOINS!!!!!!!!!
 Borkf: There was a spider on my apple.
 windmill78: Assembly opcode HCF is effective (Halt and Catch Fire)
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: What, no couches?
 Lestrange: Data destruction and precious gold retrieval
 Warrax: I see we're having another calm and rational discussion on the internet today.
Image 88418   03-06-16   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
759
 
 duckfarts: was there supposed to be something special about this photo?
 Jaunty Shrimp: This little Trumpie hates Muslims, this little Trumpie is dumb, this little Trumpie has no grace, and this little Trumpie loves guns. And this little Trumpie cried wall, wall, wall, Mexicans go home.
 Warezlock: @trelyate Trustie? No way, let's go with Crimp.
 eumoria: Trumpigs are majestic creatures.
 Throb: Use fire! Quick, before it escapes!
 Shay: Let's make bacon great again!
 Lestrange: Nice!
 trelyate: Trump and Christie's fusion?
 Scoo: Username/upload combo!
Image 88417   03-06-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
Score:
496
 
 LKoroton: Looks like Andrew Zimmern about to catch his breakfast
 Mattixvii: Add boots, lose the robe and you've got my future profile pic.
 Warezlock: Grumpy Middle-aged Men...The prequel?
 Albatross: Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.
 VictorVonPoon: cheers mate
 San DoDo: Ah, the morning enema
 Scoo: Honey, have you checked our shitters?
 NoRagrets: Tha shitter was full!
 sylveon: so this is what happens when you Google "moving to Canada"
 Grandmas Ghost: "Where do you see yourself in 20 years?"
 dendycrew: you might learn a thing or two, siphoning storm drain sludge into your shoe. it builds character
Image 88416   03-06-16   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
709
 
 indolentia: chickbutt
 aoaoaoao: Donkey kong country 3 was fun but they gave you 3 non-endings in exchange for a real one. Although there wasn't much of a plot beyond 'fuck lizards'
 duckfarts: a peelakeet
 willowsprite: Shut up and take my money!
 Air Biscuit: That eye is actually a spider egg.
 Mr. Shine: This Pokemon is freaking adorable!!
 Warrax: applefruit orangefruit chickenfruit carrotvegtable
Image 88415   03-06-16   Uploaded by    homeless
Image 88414 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Cheesecake. Your image was bad, Cheesecake.
Score:
573
 
 BlarfyB: Highland cattle are great!
 Mitchell: Fun fact: my association will not allow me to keep chickens, but will allow me to keep a single cow. I think I've finally found a winner.
 Fiasco: Hairy Kews are my patronus.
 toad: Well, it can't use its hoofs to do it.
 Darkasnoon: @Warrax I can actually, and it's not so fun.
 XLY: I can and I do, drive the ladies wild
 Warrax: You would if you could.
Image 88413   03-06-16   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
651
 
 phailsauce: I don't remember this civil war battle...
 duckfarts: Dig through the ditches, Burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragula
 Jaunty Shrimp: Look at that tramp, she's barely riding sidesaddle!And her ankles are about to pop out.
 willowsprite: Tally ho, old chap!
 XLY: nobody ever did this, like ever, this is a painting from 2014
 Frank herbert: idk. the chick bike is pretty cool.
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: @NoRagrets I pronounced the 'e' in 'olde' so Rad.
 Fiasco: @Bubu 1903? This is modern day Seattle like yesterday, just with an instagram paintbrush fi.lter applied
 NoRagrets: Ye olde Hell's Angels
 Throb: It seems like they'd tip forward pretty easily when trying to stop
 dendycrew: ugh vine stars and their trends
 WTF: So, you don't like the old time bikes, huh?
 east bay: Tour de france before 1903
 Picklepuss: you see me rollin up pops you step aside
 Warrax: Yea, it's obvious who's winning this hipster race.
Image 88412   03-06-16   Uploaded by    big h
Score:
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 dope: Wood. chinkokku. things in mirror may be exactly
 Jaunty Shrimp: I've also learned to never call a vagina a beautiful person.
 willowsprite: All the world is grooving on banapple gas.
 Borkf: @Flarmie Tastes like chicken.
 Warezlock: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I
 Vermicelli: I didn't get back to my tree that night. The May apples were ripe, and I stuffed on those as I went through the woods. They taste like a very sweet apple, are earthy and a little slippery. But I liked them.
 Warezlock: I took the one with the banapples.
 Warezlock: And that has made all the difference.
 Knice: WHOA.
 Flarmie: I think it's simply because round red fruits and long yellow fruits are two of the most common types of fruits.
 Warrax: Apple flavored apples, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Image 88411   03-06-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Image 88410 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vladimir Puta. We'll pray for you, Vladimir Puta.
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