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210536  Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!

210563  ignatz: Don't forget Crinkle Cut

210516  trelyate: I would watch that crossover

210530  trelyate: IWSN

210555  fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line

210563  Horp Lello: If you have to ask, you're not ready.

210555  Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210480  UltraBeverly: @logono LAFD is about $1400 +$19/mile! Thanks prop 13.

210541  fanny: IM WEARING MY PAUL MCCARTNEY 2017 CONCERT TEE RIGHT NOW HE WAS FUCKING AMAZING

210554  WaffleIron: There's no bottom to the internet. It's not like it's a bucket.

210554  Dr Awkward: Quit slobbing my knob!

210484  UltraBeverly: This is why we say "differently abled" now.

210555  Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up

210555  WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.

210558  WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.

210563  Rent A Dog: I think it is the frequency.

210549  Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies

210550  fanny: THANKS FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210550  Dr Awkward: Love me some funnyasduck.net

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210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210528 UltraBeverly: What are these?

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210332 werterland: @danny ME TOO. There also doesn't seem to be a complete series set, which I find kind of weird.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young



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Score:
313
 
 Shay: Suck up.
 Picklepuss: MEGYN PLAYED GUITAR
 savvoy: Kelly Stardust and the Pundits from Mars
Image 88380   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
237
 
 Coolguy: Looking at life through rose colored glasses
 Catcat: "They call you "The one armed bandit," maaaan, but I think you're cool... never let your hands down...well, hand... maaan"
 KingTrebek: Casinos give out free weed to encourage customers to Gamble more
 savvoy: Skunk coat ftw
Image 88379   03-06-16   Uploaded by    dangerous dave
Score:
540
 
 namaste: Go on, make your move YOU FUCK!
 Angry Lobster: I'm sorry Butterball, but you're next.
 San DoDo: Soon..
 Cami: Tell the others what you saw.
 Cami: There might be no meat on the table tonight because of a case of live and let live.
 noble naga: "welp...gotta kill something"
 Donut: The age-old argument of hatchet the turkey or hatchet the husband.
Image 88378   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
359
 
 Cheeze: ... do not want...
 Poop van Pants: They should go on your with the guy playing the French horn into the chick's ass
 trelyate: Would, would, wouldn't, would
 Cami: Funny..they're confident enough to pose in women's underwear but feel the need to stuff their bras...which seems insecure to me.
 savvoy: It's like Spanx for men
 hurr: @Gomi Day mmmmmkay...i got a 70's rock vibe from the hair styles and beards...but thank you anyway :)
 Gomi Day: @hurr fairly inoffensive jazzy-proggy type stuff. not remarkable, but i'll probably hang onto it.
 hurr: @Gomi Day describe what you are hearing...for i fear to do it myself
 Gomi Day: i HAD to look this album up. listening now. i love the internet
 Magma Safe: The ole spicy gender-bender
Image 88377   03-06-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
605
 
 Noremak: It's always fun to rip up ACE cards and throw them at your battle buddies after a long powerpoint.
 Warrax: Where's "peeing in a cup while a dude watches?"
 Mattixvii: Dammit, there's times when a murder befriend suicide pact is the only thing that get me through the day!
 dangdang: And yet, word is that ppl keep getting raped...
 Bile: I was expecting fire extinguisher to take 51%
 Sadbot: Its missing "how to be way anal about clothes/bedding"
 Vermicelli: Does the military use this much jpeg artifacting?
 Air Biscuit: @Cami i guess youre right. That would make for a pretty monochromatic pie.
 Catcat: @SomeCanadian You can enlist at 18. Unlike the law would like you to believe, you're not a functioning adult individual till you're about 25.
 Cami: @Air Biscuit I believe that would be applied to all portions of the chart.
 Air Biscuit: You forgot the hurry up and wait part.
 hurr: not even talking about friendly fire?! fake!
 SomeCanadian: Then why does [ORANGE] and [BLUE] happen so damn much?
 Catcat: Clearly no training on posting images on the internet
 Magma Safe: truth.jpg
Image 88376   03-06-16   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
609
 
 Poop van Pants: Just high quality helium
 Yttermayn : I am *so* fucking high right now.
 LKoroton: This food really bloats me
 Jaunty Shrimp: Fizzy Lifting Drank 4 Lyfe
 Catcat: Taking out your Marrie Poppins for a walk
 doop: "Please, Burt, we've known each other for a year now. You don't have to hold it in anymore."
 savvoy: Anti-gravity pills: the highs are amazing, but then you crash
 bug: Bizarro-world mafia execution
 Janston: Fellini!
 Mr. Shine: Reminds me of my favorite episode of Gotham. The Balloon Killer just made me so happy!
 Catcat: You're full of it!
Image 88375   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
514
 
 wwwdotcom: @StuporFly i lolled irl at this
 StuporFly: and not a single batpole joke to be seen...
 WaffleIron: I;m thinking about thos sidekicks
 LKoroton: @doop Holy croissants Batman! Now I understand why the Joker gave those to us!
 Grandmas Ghost: Holy homosexual romance, Batman!
 Cami: Nooooooo.
 doop: Damn Robin you smell good is that croissants?
 carpwoman: Well this explains a lot....
 Borkf: Batman loves some Dick...Grayson.
 Ulillillia: This porn is hot.
 Mitchell: *SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFF*
Image 88374   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
782
 
 nlx27: the lemmings of the sea
 WaffleIron: The circle of liiiife! the wheel of fortune, it's the leap of faith!
 9inchfails: Fast food.
 Warrax: "No need to feel down about the breakup. There are plenty of other fish in the sea.Now get out there, and try to avoid the mammals."
 Grandmas Ghost: "Don't worry! Daddy will catch you!"
 Grandmas Ghost: "Don't worry! Daddy will catch you!"
 redbranch: walk the plank matey. but.... the sharks...!
 Cami: It was known that orcas couldn't handle spicy food so with a happy heart and a belly full of chillies, Dominic the penguin sacrificed his life to prank one with the ole' spicy poops.
 San DoDo: Joy of life!
 SoyUnPerdedor: "here's the sacrifice Mighty Orca, now grant us a bountiful harvest"
 SomeCanadian: ThisIsLife.jpg
 Anus: Full of fish? Not entirely?
 Magma Safe: Next!
 Gomi Day: penguin: gulp! orka: gulp!
 Ulillillia: Catch!
Image 88373   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
584
 
 drhenry: Totally?. Years. So says to yell use is
 MamboNumber6: It. Love it.. Rainman Elvis. Gary Coleman has not decom...
 S R N: lololol
 Shay: I think she be more pissed with the pun.
 Catcat: Your porn lower half of the face
 Dick Inspector: Looks more like dinner to me, unless there's something I'm missing.
Image 88372   03-06-16   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
531
 
 mackdaddy: hahahahah @There was a bob here
 burritos: Same
 Donger: I always carry some spaghetti in my pock...OH CRAP! *falls on the knees trying to gather spaghetti from floor while crying furiously*
 arock: Hiko! Are you kidding me!?!?!
 Yttermayn : ?What is popular is not always right;
 VictorVonPoon: i feel you bro
 NoOneImportant: The road balls out. Ew
 Cami: It wasn't grilled when I put it in.
 Scoo: Is that a grilled cheese in your pocket or are you just sad to see me?
 Ulillillia: I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known
 There was a bob here: Jeremy ate in class today
 Borkf: And when there was one set of footprints, I was eating a grilled cheese.
Image 88371   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
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