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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.


263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

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 guest: my downstairs mixup gets like, a recoil feel when i see this pic
 rustman the mad: So his junk looks like a mealworm? O.o
 Noremak: Haha, fishdicks...
 nlx27: John Bobbit 2 - The mayhem continues. now in 3D
 NuclearWinter: looks like he already got the worm
 Cami: Relax. The river is too cold for the fish to get a bite.
 big h: that sucker has lotsa chompers
 chhumphrey: He's about to catch a whopper!
 a robot: What what did you expect while fishing naked
 bug: This is what happens when you have a ham and chicken flavored knob.
 Gomi Day: oh, look. a blowfish.
 god666: "fishing tackle" aka "always bait your hook with a worm"
 Knice: Boop!
 Yam: Married to the sea... cheating on her with the river
 Not Sam: Great day for fishing and a blowie
 wootman: fuck you
Image 88352   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Frank herbert
 Aspirin: Psshh, yeah I know what knob is.
 JollyWell: shit yes...
 tib gubb: ham nob
 annterland: @Picklepuss wow, next level achievement
 Jrks: Only in Australia
 Yttermayn : My knob is chocolate flavored. Ladies?
 Picklepuss: Wouldn't Kermit and Gonzo have ham and chicken flavoured knobs?
 fanny: Apple Cabin Foods are becoming a reality
 Borkf: My knob is apple flavoured.
 Knice: Ham & chicken flavoured knob? Check.
Image 88351   03-06-16   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Image 88350 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mission2mars. Your image was bad, mission2mars.
Image 88349 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by vincenzo. You have brought shame on us, vincenzo.
 Grandmas Ghost: DIY baby's first steam-bath
 Dan Tagonistic: Riceist if real
 Janston: Racist if real
 your nana: this rice tastes like ass
 Picklepuss: Kenny Baker: The Early Years
 FatTigerWoods: It's like a rice cooker in here
 Knice: This how babby is formed?
Image 88348   03-06-16   Uploaded by    dingding
 San DoDo: Equestrian edition
 San DoDo: VLC Premium
 savvoy: That is one jaunty girlfriend
 Janston: Teenagers...
 chhumphrey: Next character for Plants vs Zombies
 a robot: @Jennerator This is the Duke of Wellington statue in Glasgow and people LOVE putting cones on it so much, the local government was going to raise up the statue's platform to stop people from doing it, but thousands of people signed petitions saying that putting cones on the statue is a form of local heritage and they should be free to do it. Cones are SERIOUS BUSINESS
 Jennerator: British people do this constantly for some reason. I have yet to see a picture of a big party scene in the UK without at least one traffic cone on a person or statue's head
 your nana: now go stand in the corner
 your nana: jaunty dunce duo
 Borkf: #88320 didn't graduate unicone school.
 Air Biscuit: Your lane of terror is over.
Image 88347   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
 Donger: Yaramaika became even weirder
 chhumphrey: It was a love never meant to pollenate
 a robot: At least give your dumb cartoon one more panel to balance it out
 Magma Safe: YEEEEAAAAAAH!!!
 HermwoodLitmajor: Besides, Mitt Romney is already married
 Knice: Bananime.
 Poop van Pants: At least Senpai noticed
 Scoo: This is comparing apples to apples
 Manu Shinobili: You're such a baka, Apple-senpai.
 bookcase: Poor Apple-chan
Image 88346   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Urchin
 your nana: marco! polo!
 Picklepuss: dog baptism
Image 88345   03-06-16   Uploaded by    your nana
 Donger: Send this to Peter Parker
 sports: "Eat muh muther fucken rice fool!"
 Jennerator: B a n n e d =P
 Jennerator: Tom and Remus' quotebooks were enlightened during the civil rights era
 Mitchell: Sweet typeface!
 Zampano: "The Sand People are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers."
 Jaunty Shrimp: Mr. Dover is very deep.
 fanny: "make sure you don't use too much water when making my rice"
 FeckingBirdsAgain: Shortly followed by "Arghhhh I've been shot!"
 Borkf: Something something great responsibility.
Image 88344   03-06-16   Uploaded by    grandma
 Annoying Vegan : That's one helluva stylish toaster, right there.
 Chef Says: Goddamn talky toaster.
 5 Headed Snake God: "How would you like me to cook your toast, son?" "Just use the Smeg, ma."
 Matt Face: Shut up, Smeg.
 drilldo: "May I just ask one question... would anyone like any toast?"
 Albatross: They left the ma of the end of it
 FeckingBirdsAgain: They need to make the appliances voice activated so I can tell my toaster to Smeg off
 Borkf: Smeg is amusing to those who used to watch Red Dwarf, but it has also been a trendy fridge/kitchen appliance brand for many years.
Image 88343   03-06-16   Uploaded by    The Man
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