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272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272565  a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!

272616  james: Good luck with the rabies.

272581  a robot: stop getting naked in front of your pets

272591  a robot: Just got up from the couch in #272593

272595  a robot: Cat at bottom left just isn't a team player

272600  a robot: @Peter Pantsless The eternal struggle

272603  Peter Pantsless: I'll bet it smells great on Titan. Also, obligatory space rad

272589  Amy Housewine: For an extra premium, you can have the complicated wank package.

272603  wolfpk: Light a match on Titan!

272596  Psymon: Most expensive ping pong table ever

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272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

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Score:
296
 
 Donger: Send this to Peter Parker
 sports: "Eat muh muther fucken rice fool!"
 Jennerator: B a n n e d =P
 Jennerator: Tom and Remus' quotebooks were enlightened during the civil rights era
 Mitchell: Sweet typeface!
 Zampano: "The Sand People are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers."
 Jaunty Shrimp: Mr. Dover is very deep.
 fanny: "make sure you don't use too much water when making my rice"
 FeckingBirdsAgain: Shortly followed by "Arghhhh I've been shot!"
 Borkf: Something something great responsibility.
Image 88344   03-06-16   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
567
 
 Annoying Vegan : That's one helluva stylish toaster, right there.
 Chef Says: Goddamn talky toaster.
 5 Headed Snake God: "How would you like me to cook your toast, son?" "Just use the Smeg, ma."
 Matt Face: Shut up, Smeg.
 drilldo: "May I just ask one question... would anyone like any toast?"
 Albatross: They left the ma of the end of it
 FeckingBirdsAgain: They need to make the appliances voice activated so I can tell my toaster to Smeg off
 Borkf: Smeg is amusing to those who used to watch Red Dwarf, but it has also been a trendy fridge/kitchen appliance brand for many years.
Image 88343   03-06-16   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
339
 
 Bolt Vanderhuge: i would be too, lady from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
 Warrax: Quitting the slow-suicide of smoking makes me want to engage in the much faster suicide of headbutting a moving freight train.
 Janston: Whoa Butthorn got real fucking dark
 Jennerator: Learn to multitask
 p nut: Worked for me
 your nana: hairy situation
 Gomi Day: aunt image macros
 Agamemnon Triforce: Get this ecards shit outta here.
 waffle iron: Stick to smoking, slowly murder yourself.
 Magma Safe: well you already look like an unspeakable horror, so...
Image 88342   03-06-16   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
419
 
 nlx27: great dog logic . If you cant eat or fuck it, piss on it
 Grandmas Ghost: He just wants the sunglasses.
 Anus: Soon she'll be his forever
 Larfles: Dogmeat gave me the 'ol spicy red rocket!
 Borkf: Come to dirt road in next 40 minutes if you want a face pissing.
 duckfarts: oooooooooh that'll leave a mark
Image 88341   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Frank herbert
Score:
433
 
 boxboxbox: american politics .jpg
 Warrax: Merry Christmas! I got you a... oh, well this is awkward.
 Fishy: You are already dead.
 chhumphrey: "'Ere's what we do wit 'em... chop their 'eads off and then make 'em battle to da death!"
 Mitchell: Come at me bro!
 CuriouSir: they either already won, or lost. whichever's funnier
 Mumbo Dingus: Inspiration for Monty Python's cartoons.
 Albatross: Alright, we'll call it a draw
 Magma Safe: come to the wang tree in the next 15 minutes for a headless duel
Image 88340   03-06-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Image 88339 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fisto. Boo, fisto.
Score:
873
 
 WaffleIron: @dad : ANTI SKUB! WE HATE THE WAY IT RUB! BRING IT HERE AND YOU'LL GET THE CLUB!
 dad: @WaffleIron say it again
 WaffleIron: ANTI-SKUB!
 Aaron Spacemuseum: No tablet, no notes, no briefs, and...
 hnnngh: Ohmigod Deadpool is so zany! BADVOTE.
 Beef Supreme: @Bubu Good. I never did understand the supremacy nonsense. we're all made of the same rotting meat. #nolivesmatter
 Frank herbert: This is the one time I ever chuckled at Deadpool humor.
 Air Biscuit: Holy crap i was right there. The girl with the sign gave me a pamphlet that might still be mixed in with a pile of free comicon paraphernalia somewhere. She told me they werent opposed to comicon, but figured this would be a good spot to get their message across to "deviants". The man with the other sign just kept shouting "accept jesus as your savior" in a thick asian accent. He was creepy. Anyway yeah, small world.
 kshoxx: Trust ZOD.
 Borkf: DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
Image 88338   03-06-16   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
343
 
 space: looks like that plan to force women to see ultrasounds before an abortion backfired
 logono: OW my cloaca
 savvoy: I hate finding half a lizard after I've already taken a bite
 Jennerator: At least he was probably insured
Image 88337   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Image 88336 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by house md. Boo, house md.
Score:
767
 
 Yttermayn : Now that is just creepy as fuck.
 trelyate: Nyx Avatar is a lot less imposing in his senior years
 LKoroton: Nice garden, Mr. Burton
 Life Whacker: This is my fetish. No, I mean the magical kind.
Image 88335   03-06-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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