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169423  Scoo: Don't Fat Kid shame

169425  Scoo: Cheers, dude

169427  Butcherboy: right next to the lucca brassi matress store?

169410  Warrax: @a robot Not programmed to respect personal space?

169405  sparename: @Robespierre My victims have all been bled

169353  Beef Supreme: No thanks, fellas. I have plans to run with the dogs tonight, in suburbia.

169419  Warrax: The miracle of motherhood, so beautiful.

169408  sparename: More Eppy Fann.ies

169328  piranharama: @CastleBravo Needs more dakka! Glad someone knew what I meant.

169415  sparename: This ain't rock and roll

169418  sparename: The terrible conundrum - lie in, breakfast or shit?

169366  Beef Supreme: As long as the container was purchased there on the same visit, game on. Enjoy losing a leg by the age of 45.

169425  sparename: Gibbs drinks out of jars

169434  ignatz: This is horrible but probably happens all the time. Answer must be 15 yr old: two lives at stake

169426  Knice: You get better reception this way.

169418  ThatGuy: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

169425  ThatGuy: Stay something, people.

169430  fanny: i decided to jump on our spaghetti bandwagon

169425  ThatGuy: The 1,306,763,922th most interesting man in the world

169425  Gomi Day: this is now what the creator of DA MUTHA FUCKIN SHARE Z0NE looks like in my head

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3. Peter Pantsless
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6. Mr. Butt
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9. KrazyKat
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169266 carpwoman: @SomeCanadian - Exactly!

169249 SomeCanadian: Well I just got the name for my future cat. @Teechur

169300 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - ;)

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169241 apoxia: That is fucking gross.

169255 Zukero: This porn is not gluten-free

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!

169276 iCEy: came here to post that @a robot

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers

169236 wolfpk: A horn toad.



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hat thrab uploaded 169010 (843 points)
RimLickinGood uploaded 169136 (828 points)
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wootman uploaded 169246 (798 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 169048 (776 points)
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 3. SunWukong: 5750 points
 4. enfanta: 5726 points
 5. Micro Jackson: 4814 points
 6. Mr Bleak: 3128 points
 7. DrinkMixMan: 3072 points
 8. winwolf: 2840 points
 9. Scoo: 2827 points
10. Thyming: 2632 points
11. Peter Pantsless: 2623 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 2398 points
13. Zampano: 1976 points
14. KrazyKat: 1949 points
15. Mexico: 1885 points
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Score:
296
 
 Donger: Send this to Peter Parker
 sports: "Eat muh muther fucken rice fool!"
 Jennerator: B a n n e d =P
 Jennerator: Tom and Remus' quotebooks were enlightened during the civil rights era
 Mitchell: Sweet typeface!
 Zampano: "The Sand People are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers."
 Jaunty Shrimp: Mr. Dover is very deep.
 fanny: "make sure you don't use too much water when making my rice"
 FeckingBirdsAgain: Shortly followed by "Arghhhh I've been shot!"
 Borkf: Something something great responsibility.
Image 88344   03-06-16   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
567
 
 Annoying Vegan : That's one helluva stylish toaster, right there.
 Chef Says: Goddamn talky toaster.
 5 Headed Snake God: "How would you like me to cook your toast, son?" "Just use the Smeg, ma."
 Matt Face: Shut up, Smeg.
 drilldo: "May I just ask one question... would anyone like any toast?"
 Albatross: They left the ma of the end of it
 FeckingBirdsAgain: They need to make the appliances voice activated so I can tell my toaster to Smeg off
 Borkf: Smeg is amusing to those who used to watch Red Dwarf, but it has also been a trendy fridge/kitchen appliance brand for many years.
Image 88343   03-06-16   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
339
 
 Bolt Vanderhuge: i would be too, lady from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
 Warrax: Quitting the slow-suicide of smoking makes me want to engage in the much faster suicide of headbutting a moving freight train.
 Janston: Whoa Butthorn got real fucking dark
 Jennerator: Learn to multitask
 Robespierre: Worked for me
 your nana: hairy situation
 Gomi Day: aunt image macros
 Agamemnon Triforce: Get this ecards shit outta here.
 Ulillillia: Stick to smoking, slowly murder yourself.
 Magma Safe: well you already look like an unspeakable horror, so...
Image 88342   03-06-16   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
419
 
 nlx27: great dog logic . If you cant eat or fuck it, piss on it
 Grandmas Ghost: He just wants the sunglasses.
 Anus: Soon she'll be his forever
 Larfles: Dogmeat gave me the 'ol spicy red rocket!
 Borkf: Come to dirt road in next 40 minutes if you want a face pissing.
 duckfarts: oooooooooh that'll leave a mark
Image 88341   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Frank herbert
Score:
433
 
 tib gubb: american politics .jpg
 Warrax: Merry Christmas! I got you a... oh, well this is awkward.
 Fishy: You are already dead.
 Anus: Have you met my new girlfriend? But all you have over there is my head...
 chhumphrey: "'Ere's what we do wit 'em... chop their 'eads off and then make 'em battle to da death!"
 Mitchell: Come at me bro!
 CuriouSir: they either already won, or lost. whichever's funnier
 Mumbo Dingus: Inspiration for Monty Python's cartoons.
 Albatross: Alright, we'll call it a draw
 Magma Safe: come to the wang tree in the next 15 minutes for a headless duel
Image 88340   03-06-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Image 88339 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fisto. We'll pray for you, fisto.
Score:
873
 
 WaffleIron: @dad : ANTI SKUB! WE HATE THE WAY IT RUB! BRING IT HERE AND YOU'LL GET THE CLUB!
 dad: @WaffleIron say it again
 WaffleIron: ANTI-SKUB!
 Aaron Spacemuseum: No tablet, no notes, no briefs, and...
 hnnngh: Ohmigod Deadpool is so zany! BADVOTE.
 Beef Supreme: @Bubu Good. I never did understand the supremacy nonsense. we're all made of the same rotting meat. #nolivesmatter
 TurkeyVulture: This is the one time I ever chuckled at Deadpool humor.
 Air Biscuit: Holy crap i was right there. The girl with the sign gave me a pamphlet that might still be mixed in with a pile of free comicon paraphernalia somewhere. She told me they werent opposed to comicon, but figured this would be a good spot to get their message across to "deviants". The man with the other sign just kept shouting "accept jesus as your savior" in a thick asian accent. He was creepy. Anyway yeah, small world.
 kshoxx: Trust ZOD.
 Borkf: DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
Image 88338   03-06-16   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
343
 
 space: looks like that plan to force women to see ultrasounds before an abortion backfired
 logono: OW my cloaca
 savvoy: I hate finding half a lizard after I've already taken a bite
 Jennerator: At least he was probably insured
Image 88337   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Image 88336 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by house md. You have brought shame on us, house md.
Score:
739
 
 Yttermayn : Now that is just creepy as fuck.
 trelyate: Nyx Avatar is a lot less imposing in his senior years
 LKoroton: Nice garden, Mr. Burton
 Theta Zero: This is my fetish. No, I mean the magical kind.
Image 88335   03-06-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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