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244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

244495  Side Boob: This artist (Svetlana Petrova) inserts her big fatty cat into art classics. fatcatart.com/gallery/ I think it's great fun, but I'm a broken crazy cat man. vOv

244523  Side Boob: Bell bottoms and capes. They are bringing it back!

244537  dobbiesdoogs: pac-ard bell

244532  Dr. Bathroom: Hey... The guy driving that is in a coma.

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244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244440 PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.



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Score:
296
 
 Donger: Send this to Peter Parker
 sports: "Eat muh muther fucken rice fool!"
 Jennerator: B a n n e d =P
 Jennerator: Tom and Remus' quotebooks were enlightened during the civil rights era
 Mitchell: Sweet typeface!
 Zampano: "The Sand People are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers."
 Jaunty Shrimp: Mr. Dover is very deep.
 fanny: "make sure you don't use too much water when making my rice"
 FeckingBirdsAgain: Shortly followed by "Arghhhh I've been shot!"
 Borkf: Something something great responsibility.
Image 88344   03-06-16   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
567
 
 Annoying Vegan : That's one helluva stylish toaster, right there.
 Chef Says: Goddamn talky toaster.
 5 Headed Snake God: "How would you like me to cook your toast, son?" "Just use the Smeg, ma."
 Matt Face: Shut up, Smeg.
 drilldo: "May I just ask one question... would anyone like any toast?"
 Albatross: They left the ma of the end of it
 FeckingBirdsAgain: They need to make the appliances voice activated so I can tell my toaster to Smeg off
 Borkf: Smeg is amusing to those who used to watch Red Dwarf, but it has also been a trendy fridge/kitchen appliance brand for many years.
Image 88343   03-06-16   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
339
 
 Bolt Vanderhuge: i would be too, lady from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
 Warrax: Quitting the slow-suicide of smoking makes me want to engage in the much faster suicide of headbutting a moving freight train.
 Janston: Whoa Butthorn got real fucking dark
 Jennerator: Learn to multitask
 p nut: Worked for me
 your nana: hairy situation
 Gomi Day: aunt image macros
 Agamemnon Triforce: Get this ecards shit outta here.
 waffle iron: Stick to smoking, slowly murder yourself.
 Magma Safe: well you already look like an unspeakable horror, so...
Image 88342   03-06-16   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
419
 
 nlx27: great dog logic . If you cant eat or fuck it, piss on it
 Grandmas Ghost: He just wants the sunglasses.
 Anus: Soon she'll be his forever
 Larfles: Dogmeat gave me the 'ol spicy red rocket!
 Borkf: Come to dirt road in next 40 minutes if you want a face pissing.
 duckfarts: oooooooooh that'll leave a mark
Image 88341   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Frank herbert
Score:
433
 
 tib gubb: american politics .jpg
 Warrax: Merry Christmas! I got you a... oh, well this is awkward.
 Fishy: You are already dead.
 chhumphrey: "'Ere's what we do wit 'em... chop their 'eads off and then make 'em battle to da death!"
 Mitchell: Come at me bro!
 CuriouSir: they either already won, or lost. whichever's funnier
 Mumbo Dingus: Inspiration for Monty Python's cartoons.
 Albatross: Alright, we'll call it a draw
 Magma Safe: come to the wang tree in the next 15 minutes for a headless duel
Image 88340   03-06-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Image 88339 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fisto. You have brought shame on us, fisto.
Score:
873
 
 WaffleIron: @dad : ANTI SKUB! WE HATE THE WAY IT RUB! BRING IT HERE AND YOU'LL GET THE CLUB!
 dad: @WaffleIron say it again
 WaffleIron: ANTI-SKUB!
 Aaron Spacemuseum: No tablet, no notes, no briefs, and...
 hnnngh: Ohmigod Deadpool is so zany! BADVOTE.
 Beef Supreme: @Bubu Good. I never did understand the supremacy nonsense. we're all made of the same rotting meat. #nolivesmatter
 TurkeyVulture: This is the one time I ever chuckled at Deadpool humor.
 Air Biscuit: Holy crap i was right there. The girl with the sign gave me a pamphlet that might still be mixed in with a pile of free comicon paraphernalia somewhere. She told me they werent opposed to comicon, but figured this would be a good spot to get their message across to "deviants". The man with the other sign just kept shouting "accept jesus as your savior" in a thick asian accent. He was creepy. Anyway yeah, small world.
 kshoxx: Trust ZOD.
 Borkf: DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
Image 88338   03-06-16   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
343
 
 space: looks like that plan to force women to see ultrasounds before an abortion backfired
 logono: OW my cloaca
 savvoy: I hate finding half a lizard after I've already taken a bite
 Jennerator: At least he was probably insured
Image 88337   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Image 88336 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by house md. Your image was bad, house md.
Score:
739
 
 Yttermayn : Now that is just creepy as fuck.
 trelyate: Nyx Avatar is a lot less imposing in his senior years
 LKoroton: Nice garden, Mr. Burton
 Theta Zero: This is my fetish. No, I mean the magical kind.
Image 88335   03-06-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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