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175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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11. Drunk Orc: 1267 points
12. Gomi Day: 1235 points
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Score:
296
 
 Donger: Send this to Peter Parker
 sports: "Eat muh muther fucken rice fool!"
 Jennerator: B a n n e d =P
 Jennerator: Tom and Remus' quotebooks were enlightened during the civil rights era
 Mitchell: Sweet typeface!
 Zampano: "The Sand People are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers."
 Jaunty Shrimp: Mr. Dover is very deep.
 fanny: "make sure you don't use too much water when making my rice"
 FeckingBirdsAgain: Shortly followed by "Arghhhh I've been shot!"
 Borkf: Something something great responsibility.
Image 88344   03-06-16   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
567
 
 Annoying Vegan : That's one helluva stylish toaster, right there.
 Chef Says: Goddamn talky toaster.
 5 Headed Snake God: "How would you like me to cook your toast, son?" "Just use the Smeg, ma."
 Matt Face: Shut up, Smeg.
 drilldo: "May I just ask one question... would anyone like any toast?"
 Albatross: They left the ma of the end of it
 FeckingBirdsAgain: They need to make the appliances voice activated so I can tell my toaster to Smeg off
 Borkf: Smeg is amusing to those who used to watch Red Dwarf, but it has also been a trendy fridge/kitchen appliance brand for many years.
Image 88343   03-06-16   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
339
 
 Bolt Vanderhuge: i would be too, lady from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
 Warrax: Quitting the slow-suicide of smoking makes me want to engage in the much faster suicide of headbutting a moving freight train.
 Janston: Whoa Butthorn got real fucking dark
 Jennerator: Learn to multitask
 Robespierre: Worked for me
 your nana: hairy situation
 Gomi Day: aunt image macros
 Agamemnon Triforce: Get this ecards shit outta here.
 Ulillillia: Stick to smoking, slowly murder yourself.
 Magma Safe: well you already look like an unspeakable horror, so...
Image 88342   03-06-16   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
419
 
 nlx27: great dog logic . If you cant eat or fuck it, piss on it
 Grandmas Ghost: He just wants the sunglasses.
 Anus: Soon she'll be his forever
 Larfles: Dogmeat gave me the 'ol spicy red rocket!
 Borkf: Come to dirt road in next 40 minutes if you want a face pissing.
 duckfarts: oooooooooh that'll leave a mark
Image 88341   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Frank herbert
Score:
433
 
 tib gubb: american politics .jpg
 Warrax: Merry Christmas! I got you a... oh, well this is awkward.
 Fishy: You are already dead.
 Anus: Have you met my new girlfriend? But all you have over there is my head...
 chhumphrey: "'Ere's what we do wit 'em... chop their 'eads off and then make 'em battle to da death!"
 Mitchell: Come at me bro!
 CuriouSir: they either already won, or lost. whichever's funnier
 Mumbo Dingus: Inspiration for Monty Python's cartoons.
 Albatross: Alright, we'll call it a draw
 Magma Safe: come to the wang tree in the next 15 minutes for a headless duel
Image 88340   03-06-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Image 88339 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fisto. You have brought shame on us, fisto.
Score:
873
 
 WaffleIron: @dad : ANTI SKUB! WE HATE THE WAY IT RUB! BRING IT HERE AND YOU'LL GET THE CLUB!
 dad: @WaffleIron say it again
 WaffleIron: ANTI-SKUB!
 Aaron Spacemuseum: No tablet, no notes, no briefs, and...
 hnnngh: Ohmigod Deadpool is so zany! BADVOTE.
 Beef Supreme: @Bubu Good. I never did understand the supremacy nonsense. we're all made of the same rotting meat. #nolivesmatter
 TurkeyVulture: This is the one time I ever chuckled at Deadpool humor.
 Air Biscuit: Holy crap i was right there. The girl with the sign gave me a pamphlet that might still be mixed in with a pile of free comicon paraphernalia somewhere. She told me they werent opposed to comicon, but figured this would be a good spot to get their message across to "deviants". The man with the other sign just kept shouting "accept jesus as your savior" in a thick asian accent. He was creepy. Anyway yeah, small world.
 kshoxx: Trust ZOD.
 Borkf: DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
Image 88338   03-06-16   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
343
 
 space: looks like that plan to force women to see ultrasounds before an abortion backfired
 logono: OW my cloaca
 savvoy: I hate finding half a lizard after I've already taken a bite
 Jennerator: At least he was probably insured
Image 88337   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Image 88336 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by house md. We'll pray for you, house md.
Score:
739
 
 Yttermayn : Now that is just creepy as fuck.
 trelyate: Nyx Avatar is a lot less imposing in his senior years
 LKoroton: Nice garden, Mr. Burton
 Theta Zero: This is my fetish. No, I mean the magical kind.
Image 88335   03-06-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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