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181548  PushyWebsite: What is happening? I can't read French.

181865  Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt username/comment combo

181877  tib gubb: that's certainly a level of quality

181877  WTF: uncontrolled swinging is the worst.

181833  WTF: @sparename skrillex?

181878  Volwen: Sucre Daddy

181802  apoxia: Well this is the most anatomically correct centaur I've seen in a while (no third set of limbs)

181723  jazzjunkie: This ping pong is strange.

181886  Mexico: Yes, Nancy, yes! I've been waiting so long for you to ask me that!

181859  ch: please ... my son is sick .. also delicious ... help

181822  apoxia: @Scoo I expect that wearing that necklace wouldn't have helped with the getting laid.

181726  jazzjunkie: Indeed.

181865  Mr. Butt: Hot sauce enemas are worse.

181731  jazzjunkie: I loved my dad. With fava beans and a nice Chianti.

181864  bug: TWO EDGY FOR ME

181839  apoxia: ho ho ho

181873  bug: Lots of disembodied cats on the AG tonight.

181842  apoxia: We've all felt this way, but few of us have such poor impulse control.

181877  bug: I hate it when that happens.

181837  Jabberwikket: Man, these events are so drama filled & exhausting. Imma just take a nap on the floor here

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

181792 Felicity: No Stairway to Heaven

181730 Air Biscuit: Fish eggs, fish eggs, rolly polly fish eggs, fish eggs, fish eggs, eat them up. Yum.

181701 Hosebag: @Bu7Z We call it a "fly swatter". Or a kid beater if you are in Arkansas.

181710 Bu7Z: @Stoner really though, argue, why is australia worse than the U.S. ..?

181642 Felicity: I blame his haircut

181705 wolfpk: Because if your going to die, it might as well be in your sleep.

181680 itskando: Pistons at dawn

181644 Hosebag: @Felicity Take off, you hosers.

181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up

181654 enfanta: @A duck maybe I can change it around enough to avoid plagiarism...



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a robot uploaded 181772 (729 points)
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shipotle uploaded 181425 (659 points)
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10. CrystallineEntity: 2451 points
11. Bob: 2240 points
12. Supermansbrother: 1854 points
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14. apoxia: 1641 points
15. scribbs: 1560 points
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Score:
506
 
 CuriouSir: *heavy breathing*
 bug: Winter is afoot!
 your nana: these feet were made for meltin'
 Lutha: no shirt, no shoes, no kneecaps
 A duck: Snowymandias
 Coolguy: Bigfoot sighting....
 hnnngh: @Teechur *slow clap*
 FatTigerWoods: Who else but Quagmire?
 Teechur: Hmm... Looks like we got two feet of snow last night.
 Mitchell: If you wear flip flops in the city, this is the only cure.
 eradicator: This can go to hell
Image 88264   03-05-16   Uploaded by    your nana
Score:
212
 
 XLY: Reduce reuse upcycle
 Grandmas Ghost: For all of your agressive-sandwich-wrangling needs.
 Throb: @Coolguy oh cool those are the best situations
 Coolguy: @Throb You put it in the bag and it comes out more delicious I think
 Throb: Will this make my sandwich more aggressive intrinsically, or is the buff only active while it's in the bag?
 Coolguy: Dang, I've been thinking of kicking up my sandwich game up level; this aggressive sandwich bag it just the thing. SANDWICH POWERUP!
 Rhombo Dimple: ...a paint huffing pouch, a hooker strangler, a dirty sanchez pre-stager...
Image 88263   03-05-16   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
598
 
 Cami: Wang Laboratories has a nice ring to it but it's no Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.
 tib gubb: good stuff
 Yttermayn : Gay on the left, straight on the right, what do they have in common?
 WTF: "Thank goodness hes drawn attention away from my shirt!"
 Frank herbert: laboratories?
 Frank herbert: i am lo wang shadow warrior.
 morakdais: @Matt Face All and all we are a dick with no balls
 Fullhouse: the Wang is obviously a jedi. look at the blue lightsaber
 Mitchell: Is it splitting or combining?!
 Matt Face: Dark Side of the Wang.
Image 88262   03-05-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
390
 
 McMuff: yes @Albatross
 luxbu: not true
 Albatross: He looks like he's ready to rustle some 19th century jimmies
 LKoroton: Lot of apes lately
 aristocat: I'm convinced this pic is switcherino bait..Hrmph
 MC Delta T: Gorillapolean Appleparte
 shitshow: First rule: NO APPLES.
Image 88261   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Napoleon Bonaparty
Image 88260 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by willowsprite. Your image was bad, willowsprite.
Score:
420
 
 god666: An office prank gone too far.
 Warrax: Auto-rad for sexy skellies.
 WTF: What it felt like using AOL on dial-up.
 Janston: MONDAYS, am I right?
 Fiasco: Waiting for Godot.cpp to compile.
 Mexico: You don't have to be dead to work here, but it helps.
 Mitchell: No wonder! Your ergonomics are gone to shit!
 Coolguy: Bueno Dias, Senor Esqueleto
 hnnngh: I know the feeling pal.
 Niels Bohr: Hughesnet
 chhumphrey: They told the developer he couldn't leave until his code was 100% bug-free.
 hexxx: The Life (and Death) of a Salesman
Image 88259   03-05-16   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
355
 
 ping: Anything's a sofa if you're brave enough.
 Frank herbert: @Matt Face this is after the vagina couch gives you vd
 Winterneuro: Gotta be WVU: "where greatness is learned and couches are burned!"
 Matt Face: Fuck yo couch.
 hnnngh: @DonkeyPuncher His shenanigans are getting just plain dangerous now.
 shitshow: So, I says to Mabel. I says, ...
 parrotsnest: When you couldn't make it to Burning Man...
 Anus: It's time we all sit down and give Dominic the ole' spicy intervention
 Picklepuss: How can we dance when our earth is turning? How do we sit while our couch is burning?
Image 88258   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Yawn McBoring
Score:
351
 
 140bpm: friend this
 iwash: Emma, please stop stealing babies and painting them. I'm running out of plausible excuses and finger paints.
 Ulillillia: "Spank you very much" - Jim Carrey
 Throb: They shouldn't allow the anti vaxxers into schools or cities or anywhere but their remote cabin in the wilderness.
 Albatross: Crippling debt?
 Turts: Lice?
 LKoroton: Goebbels advertising
 Matt Face: A shameful report card.
 shitshow: I read it as "Memmanim" and then I though well, this is not nice.
 carpwoman: Well, that escalated quickly.
 Knice: Why did she leave her clothes there?
 Rocky XLVII: d) a full diaper...What is that baby doing in school anyway?
Image 88257   03-05-16   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
355
 
 Borkf: @willowsprite These things are not mutually exclusive. If I saw this, ID take a picture first for proof before calling someone.
 tib gubb: homeless humor
 willowsprite: Instead of taking a picture, next time call child services or the police. Thanks.
 VictorVonPoon: do you want ants ? because this is how you get ants
 LKoroton: Baby shit was smelling awful, you know?
 CuriouSir: @DonkeyPuncher dammit, you beat me to the punch, well played sir.
 Anus: D'jou hear the crazy fuck tellin' me how to fuckin' raise you? Motherfucker, man! Who's he fucking think he is? What's the worse fuckin' thing could happen to you sitting outside the fuckin' stores? Fuck!
 Borkf: Cool, free baby.
 pawsies: police sting...or short track?
 Vivian: Move in! He put up the sign...GO GO GO
Image 88256   03-05-16   Uploaded by    butt poop
Image 88255 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by elahabdh. You have brought shame on us, elahabdh.
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