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254038  Mr. Whiskers: Butt Plug. Hardly used.

253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

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Score:
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 CuriouSir: *heavy breathing*
 bug: Winter is afoot!
 your nana: these feet were made for meltin'
 Lutha: no shirt, no shoes, no kneecaps
 A duck: Snowymandias
 Coolguy: Bigfoot sighting....
 hnnngh: @Teechur *slow clap*
 FatTigerWoods: Who else but Quagmire?
 Teechur: Hmm... Looks like we got two feet of snow last night.
 Mitchell: If you wear flip flops in the city, this is the only cure.
 eradicator: This can go to hell
Image 88264   03-05-16   Uploaded by    your nana
Score:
212
 
 XLY: Reduce reuse upcycle
 Grandmas Ghost: For all of your agressive-sandwich-wrangling needs.
 Throb: @Coolguy oh cool those are the best situations
 Coolguy: @Throb You put it in the bag and it comes out more delicious I think
 Throb: Will this make my sandwich more aggressive intrinsically, or is the buff only active while it's in the bag?
 Coolguy: Dang, I've been thinking of kicking up my sandwich game up level; this aggressive sandwich bag it just the thing. SANDWICH POWERUP!
 Rhombo Dimple: ...a paint huffing pouch, a hooker strangler, a dirty sanchez pre-stager...
Image 88263   03-05-16   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
598
 
 Cami: Wang Laboratories has a nice ring to it but it's no Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.
 tib gubb: good stuff
 Yttermayn : Gay on the left, straight on the right, what do they have in common?
 WTF: "Thank goodness hes drawn attention away from my shirt!"
 Frank herbert: laboratories?
 Frank herbert: i am lo wang shadow warrior.
 morakdais: @Matt Face All and all we are a dick with no balls
 Fullhouse: the Wang is obviously a jedi. look at the blue lightsaber
 Mitchell: Is it splitting or combining?!
 Matt Face: Dark Side of the Wang.
Image 88262   03-05-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
390
 
 McMuff: yes @Albatross
 luxbu: not true
 Albatross: He looks like he's ready to rustle some 19th century jimmies
 LKoroton: Lot of apes lately
 aristocat: I'm convinced this pic is switcherino bait..Hrmph
 MC Delta T: Gorillapolean Appleparte
 shitshow: First rule: NO APPLES.
Image 88261   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Napoleon Bonaparty
Image 88260 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by willowsprite. You have brought shame on us, willowsprite.
Score:
420
 
 god666: An office prank gone too far.
 Warrax: Auto-rad for sexy skellies.
 WTF: What it felt like using AOL on dial-up.
 Janston: MONDAYS, am I right?
 Fiasco: Waiting for Godot.cpp to compile.
 Mexico: You don't have to be dead to work here, but it helps.
 Mitchell: No wonder! Your ergonomics are gone to shit!
 Coolguy: Bueno Dias, Senor Esqueleto
 hnnngh: I know the feeling pal.
 Niels Bohr: Hughesnet
 chhumphrey: They told the developer he couldn't leave until his code was 100% bug-free.
 hexxx: The Life (and Death) of a Salesman
Image 88259   03-05-16   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
355
 
 grace: Anything's a sofa if you're brave enough.
 Frank herbert: @Matt Face this is after the vagina couch gives you vd
 Winterneuro: Gotta be WVU: "where greatness is learned and couches are burned!"
 Matt Face: Fuck yo couch.
 hnnngh: @DonkeyPuncher His shenanigans are getting just plain dangerous now.
 shitshow: So, I says to Mabel. I says, ...
 parrotsnest: When you couldn't make it to Burning Man...
 Anus: It's time we all sit down and give Dominic the ole' spicy intervention
 Picklepuss: How can we dance when our earth is turning? How do we sit while our couch is burning?
Image 88258   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Yawn McBoring
Score:
351
 
 140bpm: friend this
 iwash: Emma, please stop stealing babies and painting them. I'm running out of plausible excuses and finger paints.
 Horp Lello: "Spank you very much" - Jim Carrey
 Throb: They shouldn't allow the anti vaxxers into schools or cities or anywhere but their remote cabin in the wilderness.
 Albatross: Crippling debt?
 Turts: Lice?
 LKoroton: Goebbels advertising
 Matt Face: A shameful report card.
 shitshow: I read it as "Memmanim" and then I though well, this is not nice.
 carpwoman: Well, that escalated quickly.
 Knice: Why did she leave her clothes there?
 Rocky XLVII: d) a full diaper...What is that baby doing in school anyway?
Image 88257   03-05-16   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
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 Borkf: @willowsprite These things are not mutually exclusive. If I saw this, ID take a picture first for proof before calling someone.
 tib gubb: homeless humor
 willowsprite: Instead of taking a picture, next time call child services or the police. Thanks.
 VictorVonPoon: do you want ants ? because this is how you get ants
 LKoroton: Baby shit was smelling awful, you know?
 CuriouSir: @DonkeyPuncher dammit, you beat me to the punch, well played sir.
 Anus: D'jou hear the crazy fuck tellin' me how to fuckin' raise you? Motherfucker, man! Who's he fucking think he is? What's the worse fuckin' thing could happen to you sitting outside the fuckin' stores? Fuck!
 Borkf: Cool, free baby.
 pawsies: police sting...or short track?
 Vivian: Move in! He put up the sign...GO GO GO
Image 88256   03-05-16   Uploaded by    butt poop
Image 88255 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by elahabdh. Boo, elahabdh.
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