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175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

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175047 zodiacflash: And here we see the storage system of an entire megabyte and its round-the clock maintenance...

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

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175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.



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Score:
506
 
 CuriouSir: *heavy breathing*
 bug: Winter is afoot!
 your nana: these feet were made for meltin'
 Lutha: no shirt, no shoes, no kneecaps
 A duck: Snowymandias
 Coolguy: Bigfoot sighting....
 hnnngh: @Teechur *slow clap*
 FatTigerWoods: Who else but Quagmire?
 Teechur: Hmm... Looks like we got two feet of snow last night.
 Mitchell: If you wear flip flops in the city, this is the only cure.
 eradicator: This can go to hell
Image 88264   03-05-16   Uploaded by    your nana
Score:
212
 
 XLY: Reduce reuse upcycle
 Grandmas Ghost: For all of your agressive-sandwich-wrangling needs.
 Throb: @Coolguy oh cool those are the best situations
 Coolguy: @Throb You put it in the bag and it comes out more delicious I think
 Throb: Will this make my sandwich more aggressive intrinsically, or is the buff only active while it's in the bag?
 Coolguy: Dang, I've been thinking of kicking up my sandwich game up level; this aggressive sandwich bag it just the thing. SANDWICH POWERUP!
 Rhombo Dimple: ...a paint huffing pouch, a hooker strangler, a dirty sanchez pre-stager...
Image 88263   03-05-16   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
598
 
 Cami: Wang Laboratories has a nice ring to it but it's no Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.
 tib gubb: good stuff
 Yttermayn : Gay on the left, straight on the right, what do they have in common?
 WTF: "Thank goodness hes drawn attention away from my shirt!"
 Frank herbert: laboratories?
 Frank herbert: i am lo wang shadow warrior.
 morakdais: @Matt Face All and all we are a dick with no balls
 Fullhouse: the Wang is obviously a jedi. look at the blue lightsaber
 Mitchell: Is it splitting or combining?!
 Matt Face: Dark Side of the Wang.
Image 88262   03-05-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
390
 
 McMuff: yes @Albatross
 luxbu: not true
 Albatross: He looks like he's ready to rustle some 19th century jimmies
 LKoroton: Lot of apes lately
 aristocat: I'm convinced this pic is switcherino bait..Hrmph
 MC Delta T: Gorillapolean Appleparte
 shitshow: First rule: NO APPLES.
Image 88261   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Napoleon Bonaparty
Image 88260 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by willowsprite. Boo, willowsprite.
Score:
420
 
 god666: An office prank gone too far.
 Warrax: Auto-rad for sexy skellies.
 WTF: What it felt like using AOL on dial-up.
 Janston: MONDAYS, am I right?
 Fiasco: Waiting for Godot.cpp to compile.
 Mexico: You don't have to be dead to work here, but it helps.
 Mitchell: No wonder! Your ergonomics are gone to shit!
 Coolguy: Bueno Dias, Senor Esqueleto
 hnnngh: I know the feeling pal.
 Niels Bohr: Hughesnet
 chhumphrey: They told the developer he couldn't leave until his code was 100% bug-free.
 hexxx: The Life (and Death) of a Salesman
Image 88259   03-05-16   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
355
 
 ping: Anything's a sofa if you're brave enough.
 Frank herbert: @Matt Face this is after the vagina couch gives you vd
 Winterneuro: Gotta be WVU: "where greatness is learned and couches are burned!"
 Matt Face: Fuck yo couch.
 hnnngh: @DonkeyPuncher His shenanigans are getting just plain dangerous now.
 shitshow: So, I says to Mabel. I says, ...
 parrotsnest: When you couldn't make it to Burning Man...
 Anus: It's time we all sit down and give Dominic the ole' spicy intervention
 Picklepuss: How can we dance when our earth is turning? How do we sit while our couch is burning?
Image 88258   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Yawn McBoring
Score:
351
 
 140bpm: friend this
 iwash: Emma, please stop stealing babies and painting them. I'm running out of plausible excuses and finger paints.
 Ulillillia: "Spank you very much" - Jim Carrey
 Throb: They shouldn't allow the anti vaxxers into schools or cities or anywhere but their remote cabin in the wilderness.
 Albatross: Crippling debt?
 Turts: Lice?
 LKoroton: Goebbels advertising
 Matt Face: A shameful report card.
 shitshow: I read it as "Memmanim" and then I though well, this is not nice.
 carpwoman: Well, that escalated quickly.
 Knice: Why did she leave her clothes there?
 Rocky XLVII: d) a full diaper...What is that baby doing in school anyway?
Image 88257   03-05-16   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
355
 
 Borkf: @willowsprite These things are not mutually exclusive. If I saw this, ID take a picture first for proof before calling someone.
 tib gubb: homeless humor
 willowsprite: Instead of taking a picture, next time call child services or the police. Thanks.
 VictorVonPoon: do you want ants ? because this is how you get ants
 LKoroton: Baby shit was smelling awful, you know?
 CuriouSir: @DonkeyPuncher dammit, you beat me to the punch, well played sir.
 Anus: D'jou hear the crazy fuck tellin' me how to fuckin' raise you? Motherfucker, man! Who's he fucking think he is? What's the worse fuckin' thing could happen to you sitting outside the fuckin' stores? Fuck!
 Borkf: Cool, free baby.
 pawsies: police sting...or short track?
 Vivian: Move in! He put up the sign...GO GO GO
Image 88256   03-05-16   Uploaded by    butt poop
Image 88255 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by elahabdh. Your image was bad, elahabdh.
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