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268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

268865  charlemagne: I know this is a big inside joke but I'm choosing not to investigate it

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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Score:
506
 
 CuriouSir: *heavy breathing*
 bug: Winter is afoot!
 your nana: these feet were made for meltin'
 Lutha: no shirt, no shoes, no kneecaps
 A duck: Snowymandias
 Coolguy: Bigfoot sighting....
 hnnngh: @Teechur *slow clap*
 FatTigerWoods: Who else but Quagmire?
 Teechur: Hmm... Looks like we got two feet of snow last night.
 Mitchell: If you wear flip flops in the city, this is the only cure.
 eradicator: This can go to hell
Image 88264   03-05-16   Uploaded by    your nana
Score:
212
 
 XLY: Reduce reuse upcycle
 Grandmas Ghost: For all of your agressive-sandwich-wrangling needs.
 Throb: @Coolguy oh cool those are the best situations
 Coolguy: @Throb You put it in the bag and it comes out more delicious I think
 Throb: Will this make my sandwich more aggressive intrinsically, or is the buff only active while it's in the bag?
 Coolguy: Dang, I've been thinking of kicking up my sandwich game up level; this aggressive sandwich bag it just the thing. SANDWICH POWERUP!
 Rhombo Dimple: ...a paint huffing pouch, a hooker strangler, a dirty sanchez pre-stager...
Image 88263   03-05-16   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
598
 
 Cami: Wang Laboratories has a nice ring to it but it's no Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.
 Social Vegan: good stuff
 Yttermayn : Gay on the left, straight on the right, what do they have in common?
 WTF: "Thank goodness hes drawn attention away from my shirt!"
 Frank herbert: laboratories?
 Frank herbert: i am lo wang shadow warrior.
 morakdais: @Matt Face All and all we are a dick with no balls
 Fullhouse: the Wang is obviously a jedi. look at the blue lightsaber
 Mitchell: Is it splitting or combining?!
 Matt Face: Dark Side of the Wang.
Image 88262   03-05-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
390
 
 McMuff: yes @Albatross
 luxbu: not true
 Albatross: He looks like he's ready to rustle some 19th century jimmies
 LKoroton: Lot of apes lately
 aristocat: I'm convinced this pic is switcherino bait..Hrmph
 MC Delta T: Gorillapolean Appleparte
 shitshow: First rule: NO APPLES.
Image 88261   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Napoleon Bonaparty
Image 88260 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by willowsprite. You have brought shame on us, willowsprite.
Score:
420
 
 god666: An office prank gone too far.
 Warrax: Auto-rad for sexy skellies.
 WTF: What it felt like using AOL on dial-up.
 Janston: MONDAYS, am I right?
 Fiasco: Waiting for Godot.cpp to compile.
 Mexico: You don't have to be dead to work here, but it helps.
 Mitchell: No wonder! Your ergonomics are gone to shit!
 Coolguy: Bueno Dias, Senor Esqueleto
 hnnngh: I know the feeling pal.
 Niels Bohr: Hughesnet
 chhumphrey: They told the developer he couldn't leave until his code was 100% bug-free.
 hexxx: The Life (and Death) of a Salesman
Image 88259   03-05-16   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
355
 
 grace: Anything's a sofa if you're brave enough.
 Frank herbert: @Matt Face this is after the vagina couch gives you vd
 Winterneuro: Gotta be WVU: "where greatness is learned and couches are burned!"
 Matt Face: Fuck yo couch.
 hnnngh: @DonkeyPuncher His shenanigans are getting just plain dangerous now.
 shitshow: So, I says to Mabel. I says, ...
 parrotsnest: When you couldn't make it to Burning Man...
 Anus: It's time we all sit down and give Dominic the ole' spicy intervention
 Picklepuss: How can we dance when our earth is turning? How do we sit while our couch is burning?
Image 88258   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Yawn McBoring
Score:
377
 
 140bpm: friend this
 iwash: Emma, please stop stealing babies and painting them. I'm running out of plausible excuses and finger paints.
 Horp Lello: "Spank you very much" - Jim Carrey
 Throb: They shouldn't allow the anti vaxxers into schools or cities or anywhere but their remote cabin in the wilderness.
 Albatross: Crippling debt?
 Turts: Lice?
 LKoroton: Goebbels advertising
 Matt Face: A shameful report card.
 shitshow: I read it as "Memmanim" and then I though well, this is not nice.
 dragon horn: Well, that escalated quickly.
 Knice: Why did she leave her clothes there?
 Rocky XLVII: d) a full diaper...What is that baby doing in school anyway?
Image 88257   03-05-16   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
355
 
 Borkf: @willowsprite These things are not mutually exclusive. If I saw this, ID take a picture first for proof before calling someone.
 tomatosaws: homeless humor
 willowsprite: Instead of taking a picture, next time call child services or the police. Thanks.
 VictorVonPoon: do you want ants ? because this is how you get ants
 LKoroton: Baby shit was smelling awful, you know?
 CuriouSir: @DonkeyPuncher dammit, you beat me to the punch, well played sir.
 Anus: D'jou hear the crazy fuck tellin' me how to fuckin' raise you? Motherfucker, man! Who's he fucking think he is? What's the worse fuckin' thing could happen to you sitting outside the fuckin' stores? Fuck!
 Borkf: Cool, free baby.
 pawsies: police sting...or short track?
 Vivian: Move in! He put up the sign...GO GO GO
Image 88256   03-05-16   Uploaded by    butt poop
Image 88255 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by elahabdh. We'll pray for you, elahabdh.
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