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243618  Yurishiro: Confidence will make your hair and jaw grow

243620  Yurishiro: Yeah, JUST for that.

243564  Felicity: I hope you also say that the next time the Tea Party or the alt-right shows up somewhere

243580  antipatterns: You ain't even doing science NASA.

243595  antipatterns: Even under an authoritarian government the creativity of the Korean people cannot be suppressed.

243609  antipatterns: The Max Normal days were the best

243534  fanny: @Teechur its super annoying. missing apostrophes are one of my pet peeves.

243603  Felicity: Has a future in goaltending

243534  fanny: @Teechur yes... i dont know if it has something to do with my phone maybe? I updated to the new ios last week (I had been avoiding it friends hate it... my phone asked me if I wanted to upgrade I said NO and it did it anyways :-/ )

243618  Felicity: Good for him for using his fortune to get hair transplants and a chin implant

243583  WTF: Hammer and screwdriver set for scale.

243596  WTF: All least they can still drink Cheer.

243603  WTF: 4. Wide is a lifestyle.

243567  mammal883: now all you need is some whiskey, whisky, or maybe a nice gin and tonic. Yes! a gin and tonic! I'll be back in a second Where was i?

243597  mrwiffler: Dicks.

243617  WTF: But how's the WiFi?

243598  mrwiffler: Except you're outside and it's daytime. And you're a chicken.

243616  mrwiffler: Not really going to be much of a Tuesday.

243592  Not A Bot: ...don't go bull-fighting, mate.

243612  Yurishiro: @Clim Tinties I would say assqueen!

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243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243501 Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243473 sparename: This is like The Tales of Perry Winkle that frightened me as a kid, he was sitting on a giant crab

243534 fanny: @Teechur its super annoying. missing apostrophes are one of my pet peeves.



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Score:
506
 
 CuriouSir: *heavy breathing*
 bug: Winter is afoot!
 your nana: these feet were made for meltin'
 Lutha: no shirt, no shoes, no kneecaps
 A duck: Snowymandias
 Coolguy: Bigfoot sighting....
 hnnngh: @Teechur *slow clap*
 FatTigerWoods: Who else but Quagmire?
 Teechur: Hmm... Looks like we got two feet of snow last night.
 Mitchell: If you wear flip flops in the city, this is the only cure.
 eradicator: This can go to hell
Image 88264   03-05-16   Uploaded by    your nana
Score:
212
 
 XLY: Reduce reuse upcycle
 Grandmas Ghost: For all of your agressive-sandwich-wrangling needs.
 Throb: @Coolguy oh cool those are the best situations
 Coolguy: @Throb You put it in the bag and it comes out more delicious I think
 Throb: Will this make my sandwich more aggressive intrinsically, or is the buff only active while it's in the bag?
 Coolguy: Dang, I've been thinking of kicking up my sandwich game up level; this aggressive sandwich bag it just the thing. SANDWICH POWERUP!
 Rhombo Dimple: ...a paint huffing pouch, a hooker strangler, a dirty sanchez pre-stager...
Image 88263   03-05-16   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
598
 
 Cami: Wang Laboratories has a nice ring to it but it's no Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.
 tib gubb: good stuff
 Yttermayn : Gay on the left, straight on the right, what do they have in common?
 WTF: "Thank goodness hes drawn attention away from my shirt!"
 Frank herbert: laboratories?
 Frank herbert: i am lo wang shadow warrior.
 morakdais: @Matt Face All and all we are a dick with no balls
 Fullhouse: the Wang is obviously a jedi. look at the blue lightsaber
 Mitchell: Is it splitting or combining?!
 Matt Face: Dark Side of the Wang.
Image 88262   03-05-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
390
 
 McMuff: yes @Albatross
 luxbu: not true
 Albatross: He looks like he's ready to rustle some 19th century jimmies
 LKoroton: Lot of apes lately
 aristocat: I'm convinced this pic is switcherino bait..Hrmph
 MC Delta T: Gorillapolean Appleparte
 shitshow: First rule: NO APPLES.
Image 88261   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Napoleon Bonaparty
Image 88260 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by willowsprite. You have brought shame on us, willowsprite.
Score:
420
 
 god666: An office prank gone too far.
 Warrax: Auto-rad for sexy skellies.
 WTF: What it felt like using AOL on dial-up.
 Janston: MONDAYS, am I right?
 Fiasco: Waiting for Godot.cpp to compile.
 Mexico: You don't have to be dead to work here, but it helps.
 Mitchell: No wonder! Your ergonomics are gone to shit!
 Coolguy: Bueno Dias, Senor Esqueleto
 hnnngh: I know the feeling pal.
 Niels Bohr: Hughesnet
 chhumphrey: They told the developer he couldn't leave until his code was 100% bug-free.
 hexxx: The Life (and Death) of a Salesman
Image 88259   03-05-16   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
355
 
 grace: Anything's a sofa if you're brave enough.
 Frank herbert: @Matt Face this is after the vagina couch gives you vd
 Winterneuro: Gotta be WVU: "where greatness is learned and couches are burned!"
 Matt Face: Fuck yo couch.
 hnnngh: @DonkeyPuncher His shenanigans are getting just plain dangerous now.
 shitshow: So, I says to Mabel. I says, ...
 parrotsnest: When you couldn't make it to Burning Man...
 Anus: It's time we all sit down and give Dominic the ole' spicy intervention
 Picklepuss: How can we dance when our earth is turning? How do we sit while our couch is burning?
Image 88258   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Yawn McBoring
Score:
351
 
 140bpm: friend this
 iwash: Emma, please stop stealing babies and painting them. I'm running out of plausible excuses and finger paints.
 Ulillillia: "Spank you very much" - Jim Carrey
 Throb: They shouldn't allow the anti vaxxers into schools or cities or anywhere but their remote cabin in the wilderness.
 Albatross: Crippling debt?
 Turts: Lice?
 LKoroton: Goebbels advertising
 Matt Face: A shameful report card.
 shitshow: I read it as "Memmanim" and then I though well, this is not nice.
 carpwoman: Well, that escalated quickly.
 Knice: Why did she leave her clothes there?
 Rocky XLVII: d) a full diaper...What is that baby doing in school anyway?
Image 88257   03-05-16   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
355
 
 Borkf: @willowsprite These things are not mutually exclusive. If I saw this, ID take a picture first for proof before calling someone.
 tib gubb: homeless humor
 willowsprite: Instead of taking a picture, next time call child services or the police. Thanks.
 VictorVonPoon: do you want ants ? because this is how you get ants
 LKoroton: Baby shit was smelling awful, you know?
 CuriouSir: @DonkeyPuncher dammit, you beat me to the punch, well played sir.
 Anus: D'jou hear the crazy fuck tellin' me how to fuckin' raise you? Motherfucker, man! Who's he fucking think he is? What's the worse fuckin' thing could happen to you sitting outside the fuckin' stores? Fuck!
 Borkf: Cool, free baby.
 pawsies: police sting...or short track?
 Vivian: Move in! He put up the sign...GO GO GO
Image 88256   03-05-16   Uploaded by    butt poop
Image 88255 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by elahabdh. Boo, elahabdh.
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